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I've got 99 quests, I've finished one
[X] Gift Poll: Save gift for Akane's birthday.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
Add gifting Akane, which will be decided by the poll. I hope that is alright with the QMs.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
I don't think that's wise to do. It goes against the nature of polls, which are intended to be non-binding.
e: Also, this is my notice that I'm publicly precomitting to do work on the team-social portion of the plan later tonight.
e2: It occured to me while working on the team social portion that going behind Minami's back to address team cohesion could be taken as suborning her authority, in itself. Do any of you have thoughts on that?
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- Location
- The Void
- Pronouns
- She/Her
I would let Minami take point on this entire mission. Have her decide who goes to meet the contact. Also would try to to find out about how she got promoted.
I don't think asking Akane to explain how the team social dynamic works in front of Minami is suborning her authority. Akane can explain it far more diplomatically than the socially inept Hazō can and in ways that Minami can understand.
Cariyaga
Handsome Gentleperson
- Location
- United States
I'm not super happy with this but we need to get something thrown together and this is a start. Not sure what to talk to Noburi about.
Plan Module: Social Shenaniganry
Plan Module: Social Shenaniganry
- Ensure friendly relations with Minami
- Ask Akane to talk to Minami
- Hazou wants to make sure of the team's cohesion and he knows he can be a little overbearing at times.
- He's not really sure what to do about that, but Akane's really good with people.
- Ask Akane to talk to Minami
- Socialize with the Team
- Talk to Noburi
- [stuff]
- Talk to Keiko
- Discuss philosophy.
- Hazou's willing to kill when necessary, but he's not sure if he's comfortable with it otherwise.
- Even gangsters should be able to live, but if they would harm someone else by living, is it right to get rid of them?
- Did she ever get the chance to talk to Gai about his philosophies?
- Discuss philosophy.
- Talk to Noburi
- Location
- The Void
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[x] Action plan: Team dumbbutt
Share campfire stories
Get to the other Rivers contacts:
Share campfire stories
- Goal is to share find out more about Minami's personality
- we want to open up to her and find out more about each other
- what's life in leaf like
- Introduce her to Panda
- Try to get panda to be the lovable nerd that he is
- He's part of the team so needs to learn that Minami is now in charge in case we need him in a tactical situation
- Emphasis that Minami has command in all situations
- Talk about game night
- Find out if there are any board games Minami likes
- Share with her some of the team's favourite
- Joke about how Noburi is a jerk GM that never lets Hazou have any fun
- Find out if there are any board games Minami likes
- Before Minami heads to bed have Hazou ask Minami about leadership advice
- Hazou only has experience with team uplift
- When he has to interact with people not on the team he has a history of making a mess of things
- Specifically how he messed up in taking the hot springs mission. Then messed up in planning how to do the mission
- Then how he almost got everyone killed by accidentally threatening Kabuto in front of Jiraiya
- Finally how intimadating his meeting with Shikaku was
- Seriously are all the Nara that intimidating?
- Any advice on how Hazou can grow into a leader
Get to the other Rivers contacts:
- Use Skywalkers to move from Shimoura to the other places, one at a time.
- Make sure that when ascending or descending we aren't spotted.
- We should be using chakra water to speed our movements, and refill as needed.
- Whenever resting, do so using Skytower technology.
- Keep a standard watch out for flying chakra monsters.
- Make contact.
- Let Minami decide who goes to meet the contact
- Minami uses her bloodline to keep watch on both the team and the surroundings.
- Use Henge to turn into the appropriate cover, based on our knowledge of the contact.
- Discuss this beforehand; between Hazou, Keiko, and Minami this should be easy.
- Make sure we're prepared.
- Minami and Akane have seal loadouts, courtesy of Hazou and Kagome.
- Seal loadouts means that they have the same seals in the same quantities we have: explosive tags, PMYF, Skywalkers, etc..
- Everyone's topped off with Noburi's chakra beforehand.
- We have misterators for blocking LOS and for absorbing chakra through mist (clan secret, only Noburi gets to say this part).
- Minami and Akane have seal loadouts, courtesy of Hazou and Kagome.
- Deliver the message, and ask if they have more messages to send or need "short-term muscle".
- Don't commit to giving muscle to the contact; discuss with the team first.
- Let Minami decide who goes to meet the contact
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@planmakers: do not put this in a plan as is. Because,
Hazou: So, how did you get promoted?
Minami: Are you implying that I'm not good enough to be a Chuunin?!
Hazou: Um, [engages CCNJ] I am concerned about the distance between yourself and the team you are leading, so I am making a sincere effort to interact with you more socially and learn more about you; and I would be lying if I claimed that I were not interested in learning more about Konoha's Chuunin exams, since I will likely be taking one sooner than later.
Minami: So, learn my weaknesses so that you could find a pretext to replace me?
Kagome: Huh, the dumbbutt is learning! Never disclose weaknesses.
Hazou: Not. Helping. Sensei.
Minami: Helping you do what? Manipulate me?
- Location
- Leeds
Its the pairing and anything that spawns from it that I can't take seriously.
No.
I am hurt that you would say something like this.
Its true, but regardless I am hurt.
- Location
- ?
I strongly dislike this approach, but fine.
[X] Gift Poll: Save gift for Akane's birthday.
To reiterate:
For once we won't be scrambling for a BD gift when time comes.
This is way too expensive for a casual gift.
If the concern is that we won't be alive in six months, let this serve as motivation.
How?
Depending on who/where the contact is, others might be more suitable. I'd rather decide this on case by case basis, or let Minami pick.
I don't want her feeling like she has to fight us on every decision.
Not really? We're trying to cooperate by working to fix problems from our side. If she takes offense to that then it's past misinterpretation and way into unreasonable.
Talk to Noburi about how weird it is to have a mission go right.
If sufficient privacy, talk about his feelings on Keiko-as-sister as per Akane advice
If questioned, admit that we're here on Akane's advice, but it's good advice, and we care, so we're taking it.
I don't like much the talk to Keiko part, but I also don't have much in terms of feedback. I think she expressed her views sufficiently with eyebrow thing, and it's not like she's been overly concerned with morality before.
Overall, I don't think she's the right person to have this talk with. Maybe Akane?
Asking Kei about Gai philosophy could be fun tho.
Eh, too big commitment, too soon. She wants to be a boss, not a friend.
And I'm not sure how we can let her know we want to be friends after the mission without CCnJ, and we know how she takes that.
No.
No.
Do not tell boss about bed wetting habits. TMI. Abort. Abort.
- Location
- ?
It's kind of why I think Akane's a good pick to talk philosophy to.
Because she has that ninja realities (TM) core along with a generally positive outlook on life.
Shit.
In b4 that patrol was full of Minami's besties or something.
- Location
- UK
- Pronouns
- He/Him
The latter. Minami does have authorisation to bring you in in an emergency, but Jiraiya would rather save the "we broke the ultimate taboo and recruited somebody else's missing-nin" diplomatic headache for when Leaf isn't in absolute crisis mode (and when there's an actual Leaf diplomat on the team).
- Location
- UK
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Hazō knows nothing about the state of chocolate-making in the Elemental Nations. It is an elite food for rich people, and given his upbringing, it's miraculous enough that he's been able to eat chocolate at all. The chocolate he's eaten did not have any features distinguishing enough to tell him (with his basic cooking skills) how it was made.
Vecht
Self-Requested Ban
- Location
- Snarksville, Snarkland
Well damn. I guess we have to bring peace, stability, and equality to the EN, exterminate all the chakra beasts, and kickstart an agricultural revolution so that we can get Kagome some novelty chocolates for his birthday.
- Location
- The Void
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Edit that section and removed the secrets section
A Comment on Birthdays
I think Hazou (and by the extension the thread) is getting a little dysfunctional about this birthday stuff. Birthdays should not cause scrambling and distress. They should not turn into obligations where the perfect gift must be found. I know posters in this thread come from a variety of backgrounds and cultures, but I personally don't generally give friends/family birthday gifts as an adult. Instead I make sure to let them know I'm thinking of them, and that's enough. In game if there's a team tradition of birthday gifts now, that's fine, but don't let it become a cause of stress. If nothing good comes to mind, it's cool to shrug shoulders and say, "Nothing good came to mind."
Hazou (with Kagome's assistance) got a gift for Akane because he likes her and wants to make her happy. There's no need to wait for some arbitrary deadline to give his girlfriend a gift. Muer'ci says "This is way to expensive for a casual gift." Birthday gifts are casual gifts! If it's a non-casual gift then it's because it's Akane, not because it's her birthday.
[X] Gift Poll: Give Akane the gift immediately.
I think Hazou (and by the extension the thread) is getting a little dysfunctional about this birthday stuff. Birthdays should not cause scrambling and distress. They should not turn into obligations where the perfect gift must be found. I know posters in this thread come from a variety of backgrounds and cultures, but I personally don't generally give friends/family birthday gifts as an adult. Instead I make sure to let them know I'm thinking of them, and that's enough. In game if there's a team tradition of birthday gifts now, that's fine, but don't let it become a cause of stress. If nothing good comes to mind, it's cool to shrug shoulders and say, "Nothing good came to mind."
Hazou (with Kagome's assistance) got a gift for Akane because he likes her and wants to make her happy. There's no need to wait for some arbitrary deadline to give his girlfriend a gift. Muer'ci says "This is way to expensive for a casual gift." Birthday gifts are casual gifts! If it's a non-casual gift then it's because it's Akane, not because it's her birthday.
[X] Gift Poll: Give Akane the gift immediately.
- Location
- ?
Well, if nothing else we can always buy a chunk of dark chocolate (with what money?)
Melt it, mix in some ground hot peppers, then let it harden back.
Woo, home made "hot chocolate".
Just need money, place that sells stuff, make Hazou aware of proper way to melt chocolate, place to do it in secret...
Actually, just get money and put an order for a pro chocolate maker to do a spicy version for us we can pick up later.
We're visiting/passing by? homeland of the stuff, I'm sure something can be arranged.
Melt it, mix in some ground hot peppers, then let it harden back.
Woo, home made "hot chocolate".
Just need money, place that sells stuff, make Hazou aware of proper way to melt chocolate, place to do it in secret...
Actually, just get money and put an order for a pro chocolate maker to do a spicy version for us we can pick up later.
We're visiting/passing by? homeland of the stuff, I'm sure something can be arranged.
- Location
- ?
Cultural differences aside, effort of giving thoughtful gifts returned to us as great scenes of character interaction. Can you imagine if, back in Tea, instead of crafting a medallion for Mari the team went "Happy Birthday, many happy returns, what's for breakfast?"
Personally, I don't find "scrambling" for a good gift idea more stressing than what happens during our more daring plans, and it's not like every gift has been some incredible feat of crafting. We gave Noburi an IOU after all.
Jewelry is only a casual gift if both you and the recipient are rich enough to buy things like that on 'whenever fancy strikes' basis. Clearly not the case here.
We can't wave off the money concerns because we didn't buy it with our own money. And CCnJ or not, presenting something clearly expensive as casual gift and going "no strings attached" will only make the other person uneasy.
Now, don't get me wrong. I'm all about giving Akane casual gifts just to make her happy. I'd have been content to pick up a hair ribbon, or maybe something like a wooden comb, nothing fancy, to give her immediately.
In fact, we might still do that. I think i'd like that.
But if you wouldn't randomly gift someone an engagement ring just because, don't give bejeweled pin to Akane.
That's my cultural opinion.
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Dissonance
Luna's Luna
- Location
- Ginnungagap.
- Pronouns
- S/H/T
I like Kiba's plan a lot, but I don't like using polls as a modularity-function for plans that actually get used in story.
So I'm forking his plan.
[] Action Plan: Fly-by Operation Mod - Give the Gift
Unit Cohesion:
Get to the other Rivers contacts:
Misc Prep:
Can we have multiple plans per comment or will this bork things?
[X] Action Plan: Fly-by Operation Mod - Don't Give the Gift
Unit Cohesion:
Get to the other Rivers contacts:
Misc Prep:
So I'm forking his plan.
[] Action Plan: Fly-by Operation Mod - Give the Gift
Unit Cohesion:
- Have Akane talk to Minami about the team. A different perspective is always useful.
- Campfire stories.
- Summon Pandā if Keiko approves.
- Hazō gives the gift to Akane [some appropriate time this update].
Get to the other Rivers contacts:
- Use Skywalkers to move from Shimoura to the other places, one at a time.
- Make sure that when ascending or descending we aren't spotted.
- We should be using chakra water to speed our movements, and refill as needed.
- Whenever resting, do so using Skytower technology.
- Keep a standard watch out for flying chakra monsters.
- Make contact.
- Everyone going to the contact together is too conspicuous (esp. with Kagome and Noburi's barrel).
- Hazou and Keiko, the team's liar/diplomat, can go make contact
- Minami uses her bloodline to keep watch on both the team and the surroundings.
- Use Henge to turn into the appropriate cover, based on our knowledge of the contact.
- Discuss this beforehand; between Hazou, Keiko, and Minami this should be easy.
- Make sure we're prepared.
- Minami and Akane have seal loadouts, courtesy of Hazou and Kagome.
- Seal loadouts means that they have the same seals in the same quantities we have: explosive tags, PMYF, Skywalkers, etc..
- Everyone's topped off with Noburi's chakra beforehand.
- We have misterators for blocking LOS and for absorbing chakra through mist (clan secret, only Noburi gets to say this part).
- Minami and Akane have seal loadouts, courtesy of Hazou and Kagome.
- Deliver the message, and ask if they have more messages to send or need "short-term muscle".
- Don't commit to giving muscle to the contact; discuss with the team first.
- Everyone going to the contact together is too conspicuous (esp. with Kagome and Noburi's barrel).
Misc Prep:
- If possible, train.
- Ask about letting Leaf analyzing/study the chakra venom vial.
- Be sure to package it properly so the kids' adopted father don't die of venom poisoning or something.
- Impress on the messenger the importance of not breaking the package and the dire health consequences of doing so.
- Make sure to label the vial as dangerous and to be handled with care.
- Check with Kagome-sensei for safety, etc.
- Hopefully we'll get it back soon enough so we can make use of it.
- Be sure to package it properly so the kids' adopted father don't die of venom poisoning or something.
BTW, any conventions going on in or near the PNW that need extra hands? I've got five cons of experience, PM me.
Can we have multiple plans per comment or will this bork things?
[X] Action Plan: Fly-by Operation Mod - Don't Give the Gift
Unit Cohesion:
- Have Akane talk to Minami about the team. A different perspective is always useful.
- Campfire stories.
- Summon Pandā if Keiko approves.
- Hazō holds the gift for Akane's birthday.
Get to the other Rivers contacts:
- Use Skywalkers to move from Shimoura to the other places, one at a time.
- Make sure that when ascending or descending we aren't spotted.
- We should be using chakra water to speed our movements, and refill as needed.
- Whenever resting, do so using Skytower technology.
- Keep a standard watch out for flying chakra monsters.
- Make contact.
- Everyone going to the contact together is too conspicuous (esp. with Kagome and Noburi's barrel).
- Hazou and Keiko, the team's liar/diplomat, can go make contact
- Minami uses her bloodline to keep watch on both the team and the surroundings.
- Use Henge to turn into the appropriate cover, based on our knowledge of the contact.
- Discuss this beforehand; between Hazou, Keiko, and Minami this should be easy.
- Make sure we're prepared.
- Minami and Akane have seal loadouts, courtesy of Hazou and Kagome.
- Seal loadouts means that they have the same seals in the same quantities we have: explosive tags, PMYF, Skywalkers, etc..
- Everyone's topped off with Noburi's chakra beforehand.
- We have misterators for blocking LOS and for absorbing chakra through mist (clan secret, only Noburi gets to say this part).
- Minami and Akane have seal loadouts, courtesy of Hazou and Kagome.
- Deliver the message, and ask if they have more messages to send or need "short-term muscle".
- Don't commit to giving muscle to the contact; discuss with the team first.
- Everyone going to the contact together is too conspicuous (esp. with Kagome and Noburi's barrel).
Misc Prep:
- If possible, train.
- Ask about letting Leaf analyzing/study the chakra venom vial.
- Be sure to package it properly so the kids' adopted father don't die of venom poisoning or something.
- Impress on the messenger the importance of not breaking the package and the dire health consequences of doing so.
- Make sure to label the vial as dangerous and to be handled with care.
- Check with Kagome-sensei for safety, etc.
- Hopefully we'll get it back soon enough so we can make use of it.
- Be sure to package it properly so the kids' adopted father don't die of venom poisoning or something.
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[X] Action Plan: Fly-by Operation Mod - Don't Give the Gift
HoratioVonBecker
Imperfectly Aligned
PNW?
[X] Action Plan: Fly-by Operation Mod - Don't Give the Gift
- Location
- The Maple Syrup Mountains
[X] Action Plan: Fly-by Operation Mod - Don't Give the Gift
Should be fine, from what I've heard CounterBot just looks for the first post with a vote for the plan.
edit: that said, you didn't use the X for the first plan so I don't think it counts. You can edit your post to a vote for it and then cancel your vote in a new post.
Should be fine, from what I've heard CounterBot just looks for the first post with a vote for the plan.
edit: that said, you didn't use the X for the first plan so I don't think it counts. You can edit your post to a vote for it and then cancel your vote in a new post.
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