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As the doors opened, I passed my eyes over the room beyond. The massive space was filled with golden statues, four arms upraised. Mounted beneath those statues were pods, each one vaguely translucent, through which I could see the spindly, almost anemic shapes of Ethereal bodies.
But not all of those threats were entombed within the life supports. Two dozen mutons in red armor, carrying heavy weapons, stood arrayed around a group of tall figures. Ethereals in their familiar red robes, humanoid figures in purple armor, and a few mechanical Sectopods were arrayed across the room, guns and heads swiveling to face our entrance.
And in their midst floated a distinctly different figure. An ethereal, to be sure, but the red cloak that hung across their form did not hide the increased bulk of the body beneath, while the golden helmet with its distinct horns and crest marked it as greater than its kin.
Behold the greatest failure… of the Ethereal Ones… We who failed to ascend as they thought we would. We who were cast out. We who were doomed to feed on the Gift of lesser beings… as we sought to uplift them… to prepare them… for what lies ahead. The leader of the Chorus floated closer, arms with far more muscle than I'd seen from an Ethereal before emerging from beneath its cloak.
Even with all you have given us, these forms will be insufficient for what is to come.
And I should care why?
Seriously, they had done nothing to earn our trust. They had come as conquerors, not educators or explorers. They had come here with the expressed purpose of exploiting our planet and people. In a different reality, perhaps, things would have been different. Oh, I'm sure humanity would have adored our first contact having been genuinely positive. We
loved aliens, after all. It was just kinda hard-coded into us at this point.
But instead, we got the literal Space Nazis. Such a… disappointment that their ascended brethren hadn't just ended them. The universe would have been a markedly better place, and I meant that completely
unironically.
Oh sure, we wouldn't have Asaru, but from a completely numerical standpoint several races would still exist in a state of not literal eternal slavery, and genocides would have been avoided.
But if wishes were fishes, no one would go hungry. So, rolling my eyes in blatant dismissal, I raised a Moonblade towards the
thing challengingly, "Talk is Cheap. Come, invader. It is time for you to wake up from your long, long delusion…"
Perhaps more force is required to make you kneel. Very well. The Uber Ethereal spoke, gesturing forward. Guns ignited, engines revved, and the psionic enemies among their number teleported around the room, spreading out.
One final test. Subdue them, destroy the false-shells and the traitor. It raised all four arms, orbs of psionic energy gathering in each.
My comms roared to life, voices slipping into each of my mental partitions. "
To go from a common criminal to this… hah, how far life takes us. I know you will not hesitate, captain. And neither shall I." Spoke Commander Zheng.
"By the gods, I didn't think they could get any more cliche…" Abe groaned.
"I'm slipping into stealth, let me know if you need me to break cover."
"You bastards! We will never kneel, not to those who have given nothing and try to take everything!" Annette screamed aloud. "I swore to see you all burn, and I will!"
"...there's no redemption here. Sensei, stay sharp and stay alive. This… I can't call it anything but extermination." Nanoha said quietly.
"Hell, you bring us to the best fights, captain! But that speech, I think I've heard it before. They died all the same!" Vita crowed.
"On my honor, I will see it done. This last threat will be removed." Signum murmured.
"Company from all sides! I'll handle the healing, you all hit them hard!" Shamal chimed in.
"Traitor implies consent." Rose hissed. "My first choice was freedom, and my second was to fight against you."
"...I think I want to try peace for a while. And they're in the way of that." Fate said absently.
"Is this why you fight, sis?"
Touched by the (extremely cliche) moment as my allies reaffirmed their desire to fight (they'd been playing too much Fire Emblem, apparently), I, (also deciding to be extremely cliched), grinned, "Together, my friends! Let's do this!" Before rocketing towards the Uber Ethereal and aiming my moonblades into it's soon to be corpse. Well, after we bitchslapped it around a bit.
As I crossed the distance, however, I found myself locked in place, rings of metal descending from the ceiling and rising from the floor to rotate around me. At once, the full might of the Chorus focused on me.
Predicable. You are strong, child. But that makes this all the better. The Uber Etheral flowed towards me, its hands reaching towards me.
And now, you are within our grasp. Around us, my allies were forced to divert their attention to the other combatants, fighting back against the wave of incoming foes.
Blinking, I shrugged. They
had, in fact, gotten me good. Shame. Oh well. Truly, I was fucked without… I blinked again. Damn; they'd actually manage to make an Anti-Magic Zone. Well, time to turtle in my various partitions and use my prepared mental partitions and hope to Inari that my friends kicked their ass…
But, unfortunately, given that they'd be busy for a while, I wasn't willing to chance it. The chorus was already breaking through partition one's defenses, and while I had a frankly absurd amount of partitions for a mage, I wouldn't last more than another minute under the combined psionic might attempting to break through.
Discarding my first partition to buy me a few seconds, I considered something that my patron had said…
There was that 'final power' my patron had mentioned. If such a power actually existed… Yeah, now would be a narrative moment where it would be fitting to access it, and my Patron was a God of Stories. I considered what I knew about my circumstances as another partition fell, leaving me with only a scant few remaining. My progenitor had been powerful enough to unite an Empire and wise enough to make it last for eons. Who was to say that she
hadn't had the ability to do far more than what she was supposedly known for?
Space. Time. Hmm. I slowed my thoughts, spending a far more minute mana that it had cost before despite the Anti-Magic zone they had created around me, and reached between them. Towards the Origin.
Pokemon. It all came back to Pokemon. That or Nasu, but Pokemon worked better for me. Arceus made Space and Time, but there was something which made everything beneath it. Distortion. Anti-Matter, or, I suppose the Anti-Reality that stabilized and enabled reality itself to flourish. People said that Giratina was a devil, banished by Arceus to this 'hell', but I doubted that. Not when Giratina was depicted sympathetically in all but
one Pokemon Game or Pokemon Related Media.
My methodical searching through the core within snagged something, and I metaphorically raised my eyebrows as the Chorus continued to reach even deeper. Mentally grinning like a loon despite the situation, I seized it, and my mind
opened. There was something beneath reality, in the same place I went to teleport and resonating with each millisecond of time. Something there, something fundamental. And a little handle, where I could feel a ring of light.
I felt it manifest around my head, and in seconds I could
see.
Creation? Too expensive. I could make a weapon, a bomb, or a tool to help me escape; maybe even another person, a spirit, or a door. But I'd die doing it. I didn't have the
weight needed to do something like that yet, and what mana I would have to channel to substitute for that was far too much for my body to handle.
Destruction? I could make these rings with no issue. Trouble is, I wouldn't have enough control to do that safely, and setting off a nuke next to my head would kill everyone in the room. Not an option.
But I didn't need either. I didn't need to make or unmake. Merely… change. Change myself. Changing myself was easy. After all, I was
Human. And I had ideals involving
Transhumanism. Such an integral part of me, and the concept would allow me to make said change without killing myself, like it might have others.
I reached into myself, found the blockage where my mana was stuck, then shifted my core around a tad. As time sped up again, I grinned, winking at the suddenly still Uber Ethereal with a very cheeky and bratlike sticking out of my tongue, and slipped free with a pop, manifesting behind it. Of course, I immediately fired a barrage of cannonfire and began mercilessly firing my shotgun into it's back, because why waste the momentary surprise it'd soon recover from.
The Uber Etheral took several shots, its shields flaring then breaking as it teleported away.
…what. ASCENSION? The Chorus screamed, its voices distorting and off-cadence.
How did– no, no, you cannot do that! It is ours to reach, to lead you upon the path!
"Bitch, I didn't ask for your opinion. No one cares about your generational trauma regarding being left behind by your more enlightened fellows anyway." I shrugged,
"Oi, everyone that can, psionic assault now. Chorus is disjoined. Take advantage of that then retreat the moment you face resistance. The rest of you. Blast em."
"Sensei, did you just get a halo?" Nanoha shot back.
Before I could respond, immediately juking us to the ceiling to avoid a barrage of fire, Tamamo spoke in my mind.
"Ma'am, please do not do that again while in Unison. It was extremely unnerving to feel you literally being converted into energy for a moment. Also, my energy banks are topped off, and your time for recuperation after all this has been extended another two months."
"Meh. More vacation time is more vacation time." I shrugged, because I genuinely didn't have time to consider how fucking
bored I would be.
This is impossible! KNEEL– The Uber Ethereal yelled, forming a black hole within its hands which I snuffed before it could fully form.
"A thought occurs to me." I blinked as I realized Zafira was actually speaking aloud as he slammed one gauntlet into a Muton face. "You wished to take humanity for their power and potential, yes? Why would they need you to bring that potential out fully, when it was you who failed to ascend on your own?"
The Uber Etheral, and most of the psionic enemies, froze for a fraction of a second, forms twitching.
"Are they… seriously just now considering that?" I asked no one in particular as I shot the offending body again (why waste another opening?), voice filled with disbelieving sarcasm, "Ethereals what the fuck? Are you genuinely incapable of self reflection as a race?"
"Signs point to yes." Zheng observed, ducking behind one of the life support pods as every psionic enemy in the room started screaming, wincing at the noise as they all began blasting indiscriminately. "Well, so much for their grand plan…"
"Who cares? They're wide open! And they haven't mind controlled any of us!" Annette yelled, whipping out a sword and lopping an arm off one of her opponents, yellow blood spurting to the floor.
Fate dodged over to me, firing constantly.
"Bardiche says the psychic pressure is letting up! We're making progress!"
If this is the potential of humanity, so be it! We will succeed here, and take it for our own! The Chorus screeched, ripping open a purple hole in the air.
Our warriors, attend– The words they spoke were cut off as an XCOM solder poked his head through and tossed a grenade into their face.
WHAT?
"All your Portal Network Belong to Us." I snarked back at them, rolling my eyes as fire continued to rain down on the Ethereals. Seriously, it wasn't
that hard to figure out. Strike Team succeeds, takes the portal network, waits for an opportunity to ambush some poor sod. Simple!
"Captain, what the hell is going on?" Bradford yelled in my ear.
"The ships' shields are down, but Abigail says the network is going nuts! I need a status report, now! Do we need to start bombarding the ship?"
"Teams? Status Report? Quickly, I need to know if we should start booking it to Sinnoh or not." I asked, continuing to blast the Uber Ethereal.
He just wouldn't fucking die, would he? I groused as he formed another psychic barrier. Annoying prick.
"This is Lakeshore! We've gotten control of the auxiliary control center, which allowed us to drop shields." One of the commanders reported in.
"We don't have full engine control, but we have scrambled their tac net and transports."
"Breaker reporting! The enemy was keeping us away from the reactor and the engine bypass, but their lines started collapsing a few minutes ago! We've started making progress!" The other team reported.
"Central, this is Captain Lee, don't fire. We almost have full control of the ship… Somehow? I think spacing a good chunk of their marines helped." I dutifully reported to Bradford, continuing to pummel the Ethereal's shield, keeping a sharp eye on the state of the battlefield. Now wasn't a time to get lazy,
"The Ethereal Psionic Network is in disarray… actually contemplating their mistakes. Which they haven't done before now somehow? Honestly I really don't know how the fuck these morons survived."
"...okay, that's good. Now, why the hell do your readings say you currently are mainlining something like 175%
of your former max capacity?" Bradford asked, then paused.
"And why do your allies' helmet cams show you have a HALO OF PINK CRESCENTS?"
"Currently irrelevant. It'll be included in the ARR." I cut him off curtly,
"Focus on the Mission."
"Okay, you're one of my kids! Why are you aping a western ascension pattern, young lady?" Inari's voice cut in over comms.
"Are you getting poached? Do I need to go talk to someone in the Host?"
"I''m sorry, WHAT?" Bradofrc yelled as I focused back on the battle, the Uber Ethereal teleporting in front of me and reaching out with three hands glowing with psychic force, the last hand a stump bleeding yellow ichor.
YOU DEFY ALL THAT WE ARE! CEASE TO EXIST! The Chorus was shattered, a hundred babbling voices screaming different things. Of the tide of minds, only the nearest few focused on me, any semblance of calm and control dropped into terror and rage. Purple light flickered into searing red as each hand closed on me, tendrils lashing out to sear my armor and barriers.
"Alright that is enough OUT OF YOU!" I roared with voice and mind as one, well and truly fed up with this beyond childish temper tantrum that they'd been throwing for eons. Ripping into the tendrils with my own psionic power, I shifted it just a tad with my newfound powers to bypass the regular defenses that they would have had, my mind cleaving into the chorus and tearing through the various minds within,
"You will either surrender or die, and you have five goddam fucking seconds to chose."
YOU DARE– The Uber Ethereal screamed, only a blade to emerge from empty air and pierce through the center of its skull. Abe faded out of cloak, baking herself on a pane of force, before she yanked it back. The Ethereal collapsed, cloak disintegrating and limbs dissolving, leaving only a distorted torso. My girlfriend flicked yellow ichor from her sword.
"Sorry. I didn't give them the full five." She said quietly.
I shrugged in response, shoulders sagging, "They weren't going to surrender anyway. But I had to offer them the choice or I'd feel guilty for way too long about it."
"I'm glad I never managed to train that out of you." Abe said, before the ship shuddered slightly.
"Captain, this is Breaker. As one last Fuck You, it seems like the enemy was trying to overheat the reactor and blow the ship sky high." The report came in over comms.
"We were forced to push it into emergency shutdown, and the capacitors are going to be taken up, slowing the ship to a halt. But we'll live."
"Status confirmed, all enemies are down or captured and the Operational Areas are secure." Bradford said.
"Very well done, Captain, Commanders."
"The Psionic Network is collapsing. Consensus among the remaining Ethereals has fragmented. The war may not be over, but the sheer threat they posed has passed." Abigail chimed in over comms.
"...I believe her majesty is in shock. So she will not have a chance to object to me breaking Unison." Tamamo commented.
"Command will pass to Lieutenant Zafira, I believe."
"Sorry, Shizuka isn't here right now. She's busy contemplating life, the universe, and everything. Please leave your message after the tone…" I stated in a completely deadpan tone, wrenching my mind away from that rather wonderful (unironically) thought that the war was finally going to be winding down.
"And don't disengage yet. I might still need to use Magic, and if you do that, I will unironically kill myself trying to get us off this ship or something when some random mcguffin does a plot."
"You are acting as though you have a choice. Also, as soon as I disengage, you'll pass out." Tamamo retorted.
"Which will be happening in thirty seconds. Any last words?"
I hesitated, which was, in retrospect, the wrong thing to do. As Tamamo cut out Unison, I felt my core relax, going from the sparking furor of a live wire to the harsh burn of a stressed muscle. As my Unison, and then my War Suit dissipated I felt my limbs grow heavy; I hadn't realized how much mana I'd been using just to stay upright. Without a word, I collapsed, Abe's arms cradling me as darkness consumed my vision.
"Sweet dreams, partner. I'll see you when you wake into a more peaceful world." Tamamo's last communication lingered in my final partition before it too winked out.
The original XCOM EU/EW final mission is actually really short. If you have a good team, you can rush it in maybe 12-15 turns, and that's if you don't cheat the last confrontation and snipe the final boss from the doorway. Or mind control their two bodyguards and turn them upon their boss. So... that also happened here.
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