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Scraped from here.

This is a general thread for all my plot bunnies and SI-fics that otherwise...

Tabi

Expert Jissou Abuser
Scraped from here.

This is a general thread for all my plot bunnies and SI-fics that otherwise may never see the light of day. I've checked it out and so long as this thread follows general guidelines, it won't be punted out of CrW.

So feel free to make minor discussion. But don't let it get out of hand.

Disclaimers across: I own nothing, save for my sick horrible imagination.

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Table of Contents:
The Shinji Raising Project -
Snippet 1: SI, BROB starring as Morgan Freeman, Second Impact, Shinji Ikari's Bedroom. Stuck.:(

Moirai (Halo SI) -
Snippet 1: SI, Didact is a Dick, Librarian, Mercy, Kindness, Composed. Hope Si doesn't go insane.:eek:

Jack Sparrow: The Last Pirate Lord (Pirates of the Caribbean/???) -
Snippet 1: Jack on Cliff, Barbossa urging Jack to reconsider, Fountain of Youth/Dead God, 7,405,926 more to kill.
Summary: Running, Jack the Chessmaster, Calypso sealing Fountain of Youth/Life, Jack sacrifice, Calypso pity, Jack in frozen wasteland alive, but not well.
Snippet 2: Jack and his effects, Compass I need Shelter, lunch of raw seal, big momma polar bear dog, polarbeardogpuppies!, me hat!, time to leave, Oh hell eskimo-ah! Parlay! Parlay!

Dalek of the Revolution (Doctor Who) -
Snippet 1: Time War, Dalek Score: Lots of Time Lords, TARDIS', Bowships, Blackhole Carrier, at least one major name, Barrier Engine. Doctor says hello.
Snippet 2: After Von Schatten debacle, Rose saves the Dalek, tentative companion aboard TARDIS, left alone, explore TARDIS, Murphy.
Snippet 3: Dalek to Dalek, "You're Nothing! Yet.", Trials to Come, Die to Become Emperor, panic attack, Ninth Doctor chastisement.

Albus Dumbledore & the City of Wandering Souls (HP/Bleach) -
Snippet 1: Albus, afterlife, train ride to Rukongai, District 80, street urchins, thoughts, Thugs, Leglimency, Looking for Lodgings.

Transformers Prime SI: Skyhook [Working Title] -
Snippet 1: SI, Silas, prisoner, trapped, MECH thanks you for your sacrifice, MAD Science!, Mind Upload, Pain!Pain!Pain!, revenge, MichaelBaySplosions!, Autobots find SIcon!.

SW Faction Force Insert into Star Trek
Snippet 1: Captain's Log, neimoidian-ferengi neutral zone, diplomat Gar, Captain Dofine, lucrehulk, negotiations go badly, Picard needs a drink.
 
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I blinked.

My eyes opened wide as I took in the massive plain of white icy wasteland. Rolling black clouds rumble overhead. Where fuck was I? And why fuck was it so goddamn cold?

"Because you are in Antarctica," someone says in an amused voice.

I turn and almost immediately my jaw drops. Standing in front of me was none other than Morgan Freeman, wearing a dark velvet suit and sitting on a throne of packed snow, holding a mug of hot chocolate. That mug smells so delicious.

"You must be confused," says Morgan Freeman, grinning widely at me. I felt a shiver of foreboding run down my back, straight along the center of my spine, and it had nothing to do with the cold. At least I think so.

"I am what you people would call me...A Random Omnipotent Being." Morgan Freeman takes a deep pull from the steaming mug of hot chocolate, before continuing. "Since you guys like to use me as a plot device for all your silly little games and stupid antics, I'm going to do the same with you guys."

I work my mouth, but all that comes out is a croak. "What."

"Speechless? Well, that's fine." The ROB stands up and looks off into the distance. He glances at me and smiled toothily. "Oh, and incidentally?"

There is a gigantic rumble as the very ground underneath me shakes. Right in front of me, a gigantic pillar of light kilometers across shoots up into the sky.

I stare, uncomprehendingly at the giant pillar of light as it parted the stormy gray cloud, vaporized the hail and snow, and inked the dark sky red.

"What."

"This is Second Impact," says the ROB Morgan Freeman lookalike, giving me a one finger salute. "Consider this karmic payback."

"WHAT?!"

I blinked as the pillar of light recedes, flickering, as the icy storm grows silent and the sky turns red like blood. A second later, a massive globe of red, black, and violet flashed into existence, sending gale force winds towards me.

I had a second to scream at Morgan Freeman before the shockwave atomized me.

"You bastard-!"

The light hits me and everything goes black.

Almost as instantly, everything comes back into focus so fast it's fucking painful. Rolling to my feet, I could hear myself groaning softly as a headache rolls in. My surroundings are completely different now.

I took hold of a desk that was conveniently nearby.

For the most part, it seems like I was in someone's room. It's tiny and cramped. A small plastic writing desk sits in a corner, books and paper neatly stacked. Carefully folded clothes sit in a box at the foot of the bed. Leaning against the window is a large cello.

Sleeping on the bed is a boy.

But not any other boy. He is young. Perhaps five or six. But he is unmistakably someone I knew.

Second Impact, the BROB who had taken the form of Morgan Freeman had said. There was only one place that had a name for something like that.

This was the world of Neon Genesis Evangelion. And I was inside six year old Shinji Ikari's bedroom.

"Fffffff-" I nearly swore out loud, remembering that despite my unfortunate circumstances, there was a young child in my presence. I settled for silently seething at the Bastard that threw me into this mess for his amusement.

Though, in a roundabout way, I suppose it was karmic retribution.

I just wished That Fucker chose someone else.

I wasn't going to name any names. Yet.

But I'm not going to wait in here! If Shinji's uncle came up here and saw me right next to his nephew like a filthy pedophile...

...well, I'm pretty sure I could take a middle-aged japanese man in hand to hand combat. Maybe.

I crossed the room in a single step, only to halt just short of the door. I looked down and found myself with missing feet syndrome.

Turning slowly, I walked - floated? - back. Gradually, my lower body returned as if it always had been there.

"Fuck."

With a sigh, I sat down, back against the wall. Waiting for Shinji to wake up.

Goddammit, I hope I'm not in Rebuild.

Maybe.

I resisted the urge to bang by head against something hard.
 
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I used to play Halo a lot, talk about Halo, wrote shitty stories about Halo, and even dreamt about it.

But never did I manage to get pulled into it's very lore by a bunch of assholes who wanted to look for a means to survive their doom by literally tearing the fourth wall open and grabbing anything and everywhere with their insane technobabble technology.

No, I'm not going to tell you how fucking terribly badass I was, sobbing uncontrollably as a bunch of clearly non-human aliens floated above me and made me gibber nonsense at them for a good half hour.

I am going to tell you how fucking terrified I was of the man in front of me was. He was an older guy, forties about, balding, with a band of gold around his right index finger and a neatly trimmed mustache. He wouldn't let go, as his blue collar shirt was consumed by golden sparks.

His eyes locked onto mine, full of desperation. His hand was like iron. I could hear him, begging for help. But there was nothing I could do for him, save attempt to stall the inevitable.

His hand would go limp as his head was consumed by that fire, I would throw it off as it too was devoured.

The man who had sent him screaming into the digital abyss said something in his song-like language. It sounded derisive, disdainful.

Two armored and faceless soldiers held me down, binding my hands and feet as the orange light swept slowly over me. I braced myself.

Nothing.

I chanced a look and found myself mystified.

I was not being consumed. I craned my head to look at the retreating back of that leader. He did not look back as he left me be, bathed in the light.

Confusion reigned, broken only by the sudden numbness of my big toes. I look to my feet and realize, to my horror, what that horrible monster was doing.

The machine, the Composer, was slowly and agonizingly taking me apart, piece by piece, inch by inch, to ensure that I would feel myself slowly cease to exist.

A low moan fell from my mouth as I begin struggling. In the back of my mind, I knew it was impossible to escape from the restraints. But it didn't stop me from trying.

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I was disappointed. Didact did not want to listen. So I did what I must for the greater good.

But to know that his madness would extend to reaching into the darkest corners of the universe with technology so far beyond the Forerunners? How long has my husband been gathering these Precursor artifacts without the Council's knowledge? How long as he been experimenting?

How long has this lone human struggled?

My husband has logs, hundreds of them, of the things he has learned from beyond mortal ken. Eldritch things lurk beyond the universe and there are others from other universes. The risk, however, is great.

More often than not, my husband would find himself quarantining impossible creatures from an impossible plane. Their remains would be used in his attempts to defend himself against Flood infection. To no avail.

Sometime, though. He would pull objects and people through.

More often than not, they would either be dead or wished they were.

This time, however, Didact had pulled two humans, both male, from the farthest reaches of reality.

Both suffered terribly under his ministrations. Only one survives, if only because my husband wished for him to die slowly under the light of the Composer.

He was young. His face bore none of the tattoos that the Ancient Humans wore, to signify their origins and clans. The human wore primitive clothing, but certainly more advanced than the young humans I had saved from my husband's wrath.

There is nothing I can do for him.

Almost seventy-three percent of his body has been Composed. Yet, he still lives. He struggles still. In vain, but in desperate hope. He cannot see me, perceive my existence, but he struggles valiantly.

Perhaps there is something.

Anything, is perhaps better than nothing at all. Unfortunately, this poor young man must be Composed for it to even have the slightest chance of working. If it does not, then it would be a kindness.

With trepidation, I activated the Composer...and watched as the rest of the human's body became ash. I turn towards the body I had prepared for my husband's last victim, as it's inner light flickered to life.

I had saved this human. Quite literally, I admit.

Whether it was successful or not is something I will have to wait and see.
 
Whale said:
So, are you gonna put out only one part of each thing?
It's a drabble thread. This place is just for all the plot bunnies, the ideas, the rejects, the failed oneshots, all that stuff.

And maybe a couple that will never be seen in any of my actual stories.
 
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You know that urge to jump, when you're right on the edge looking over a great height?

Well, Jack certainly didn't have it.

But then again, he wasn't the ideal pirate either. Probably the ideal romanticized pirate in all of history, certainly. He stared at the flintlock pistol in his hand. It was trembling, ever so slightly.

"Jack." Ah, and there was Hector, stumping along up to the cliff.

He turned and found his old rival facing him, with his former crew behind the old pirate turned king's man.

"Ah, Hector." An empty greeting coming from a dead man. Jack saw the way Barbossa was looking at him and suppressed a smile from affecting his lips.

"Don't do this Jack," Barbossa said, in an uncharacteristic pleading tone. "There has to be another way."

Ah. Still objecting to his little plan? He glanced towards the enormous pile of explosives nearby. Barrels of black powder, kegs of sulfur infused with lime and guano. Packed sticks of dynamite littered in every nook and cranny. Enormous chests of blasting jelly.

Ridiculous amounts of flammable ice.

"There has to be another way!" Ah, old Hector. Always the stubborn old bastard. Never change. "The Spring, Jack. Immortality is within our grasp!"

"The immortality is a lie!" Sparrow shouted, facing his old friend and rival fully. His eyes were bloodshot and red with tears. "Haven't you seen what it does to men? Have you seen what it has done to the spanish? Have you?!"

Of course he did. They all saw what the waters of the fountain did to those poor souls.

"It can be distilled, Jack!" Insisted Barbossa, his eyes wide with frustration. "It can be done!"

"Not like that, no." Replied the younger man, with narrowed eyes. He turned away from the grizzled old captain and pointed at the scene below. "But we have bigger problems, Barbossa."

No one needed to look at where the finger was pointing, because everyone already knew what was happening deep within the cavern that held the secluded pool of what legend pointed towards as the Fountain of Youth.

Teeming in the bright waters were thousands of men, their clothes soaked and their eyes dull, bodies ever youthful and souls all but screaming for release. Cured of all disease and malady, cursed to forever be physically perfect for all eternity; and to be anchored to this place until the stars were right. To serve the dead god, whose body rested deep at the bottom of the fountain, whose blood they were addicted to, forever.

Even now, they were digging. Using shovels, sticks, and even their bare hands, they were quickly making fast pace towards the outside world, where the fountain could expand. Expand and give it's false gift of eternal youth for eternal damnation. All to feed that dead god, until it would return.

More were ascending, slowly but inevitably making their way up to the entrance the spaniards had made into this horrible eden.

Return to what, Jack did not know. But any dead gods doing any returnings often meant Bad Things happening.

"Already too late, Barbossa." Murmured Jack wonderingly, turning to Barbossa, rolling up his sleeves. "I'm a dead man walking."

To Barbossa's credit, he did not recoil in disgust. But that did not mean the rest of his scummy crew did not. His forearms were black with mold and fungus, the skin blackened, muscles and bone shining through. Even before their very eyes, they could see the black cancer growing.

But showing this to Hector seemed to have done the trick.

"It's not too late for you, old man," said Jack tiredly, rolling down his sleeves. "I'll cover your rear while you make your escape. Get out of here, Hector. Cannonade the entrance and seal it off."

The pirate lord stared at him, face unreadable, before pulling him into an one armed hug. "Good luck, Jack."

"Same to you, you old snake." Replied Jack, grinning slightly. "Now go!"

With a final nod, Barbossa called his men to arms and beat back a rapid withdrawal.

Leaving Jack alone in a cavern full of nigh mindless creatures warped by the waters below, armed with only a pair of flintlock pistols with one shot, his trusty sword, and a bottle of rum.

Pulling the cork out of the bottle, Jack took a quick swig before stoppering it. Placing it safely within the voluminous pocket of his greatcoat, he drew his sword. The mindless caricatures of men were ascending the rocky face of the cliff on all sides, numbering in the thousands.

Below, their god, dead as can it be. But still, it stirred nonetheless.

As the first shambling horror poked it's head up, Jack Sparrow swung his blade down and cut off it's head. It screeched maddeningly before he kicked it off the cliff.

Three more hands found purchase on the cliff.

"One down," said Captain Jack Sparrow grimly as dozens upon dozens of immortal spaniards began to climb onto the cliff. He cut down seven more in quick succession.

"Seven million, four hundred five thousand, nine hundred twenty six to go."
 
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Sparks rain all over the ruined consoles, exposing circuitry and mechanical parts to the burning air. A faint fizzling could be heard as you come to. Your vision is blurry and your movements dulled and slow. Groggily, the faint recollections of the events that led to this situation return to you.

Lowering your gaze to the console before you, you note with detachment that it was damaged beyond repair, overloaded from the explosions that had rocked your ship. A glance to the center showed that the command console was empty, with the remains of the commander scattered to the 'rear' of the command center. Like the commander, the rest of the crew were dead.

Running a quick diagnostics check, you find that your weapons are damaged and non-functional, your manipulator was, for the most part, still functioning. Vision was slightly impaired, but still working. Your battle armor suffered damage, but not enough to qualify as catastrophic, unlike the rest of your fellow crew. Fortunately, their weapons were functional and you could swap. It wasn't as though they needed them, after all.

The Battle!

Quickly, you check the ship's scanners for an update on the situation.

The sensors were still operable and what it showed was heartening. The million strong armada was still grinding away at the Time Lord defenses, battling against the last line of defense the former masters of time had. Their homeworld of Gallifrey would soon fall and victory will be the Daleks!

But there was work to be done, and from looks of it, the offensive needed every ship. No matter how crippled. With a soft whine of overtaxed capacitors, the Dalek activated it's anti-gravity disk and floated to the command console and inserted itself into it.

Placing it's manipulator into the socket, it was recognized as the commander of the kill cruiser. What with everyone else dead, the only survivor was now the captain.

The Dalek was by no means a real captain. But it was competent as all Daleks were. The Dalek spotted a pair of Gallifreyan Bowships preparing to flank a flotilla of saucers desperately fighting a holding actions against a dozen War TARDIS'. Concentrating on the command console, it prepared to fight.


Accessing the main computer for the kill cruiser immediately shows the Dalek that damage is considerable. Portside engines are gone, destroyed by the effects of a near hit of a temporal fusion bomb. Beam weapons are damaged, but are of limited use. Missile launchers are damaged, but are capable of limited fire; though it may result in explosions within the magazine chambers of at least one launcher, compromising this vessel even further.

The hull if compromised, but it is within the absolute minimum limits of the plan slowly forming in it's mind.

The Bowships were presenting a clear outflanking maneuver to it's ship, believing a badly damaged dalek kill cruiser was of no threat...much like the other four hundred and sixty nine other kill cruisers and a variety of other shattered hulls nearby. Minimum power to engines forced the shuddering saucer's hull to the limits as it drifted closer to the bowships, who were now launching an attack on the beleaguered flotilla of dalek saucers, giving an edge to the War TARDIS'.

Using the battle computer to plot a superior missile path to the nearest War TARDIS, the Dalek prepared the main reactor to overload as he sent the ship on a direct collision course for the nearest bowship.

Alarm klaxons screamed as the missiles were launched, two launchers jamming and causing widespread explosions all over the stern saucer magazines. The Bowships were alerted to the missile launches and stopped their attack to maneuver away from the damaged kill cruiser to destroy it.

Unfortunately, the overloading reactor and the close range of the dalek vessel did not let up the pressure as the beam cannons unleashed a short barrage on the rear of the bowship it intended to ram.

The Dalek knew this would be close.

5 Rels.

The Bowships were turning clockwise, the other trying to aim it's bow at the incoming cruiser to prevent it's comrade's destruction.

4 Rels.

The reactor was past the redline and the computer was quietly informing the Dalek that transmat was ready for activation.

3 Rels.

The Bowship fired and another klaxon sounded as the projectile missed.

2 Rels.

The reactor was in the process of overloading, energy from the explosion was quickly transferred to the transmat-

1 Rel.

The bowship's portside armor crumpled as the saucer's ragged edges impacted against it, internal explosions rippling across the length of the ship. The reactor fully overloaded and the resulting explosion covered both ships in a massive conflagration.

The last thing the Dalek saw was a great bright light...and suddenly he was aboard the command bridge of a number of surprised and shocked Time Lords.

Without further ado, it raised it's gunstick and screamed, "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"

Gallifreyans dove for cover, but such actions were futile as it's gunstick sent beams of energy into their frail bodies. Several started the process of regeneration, but additional attacks resulted in their permanent deaths. Alarms rang as the Dalek plugged itself into the command consoles and interfaced with the computer system, rapidly breaking down firewalls and cutting off attempts to lock it out of the system. By the time it had full control of the ship's functions, he had sent the rest of the crew outside via transmat. Sensors showed that his attack had caused quite a bit of confusion; the loss of a War TARDIS had thrown the others and the dalek saucers were preparing to finish them off, save for one TARDIS evading their fire. It was rapidly moving towards his vessel, pinging it's console with a communications beam.

Dalek saucers were chasing it and had locked onto the bowship as well with their weapons.

Quickly, the Dalek sent a tight narrowbeam transmission over the dalek channels with it's identification code. "MAINTAIN TARGET LOCKS! THIS SHIP WILL TARGET YOUR VESSELS WITH TEMPORAL MISSILES BEFORE SWITCHING TO THE TARDIS!"

The Daleks were surprised, but immediately complied. The Dalek accessed the ship's warp silos and programmed time torpedoes with a elaborate maneuver to pass close to the enemy TARDIS and head towards the saucers...only to switch targets and catch the TARDIS by surprise. Just in case, they would be prevented from destroy the TARDIS if whoever was onboard had something important to say.

Replying to the incoming TARDIS with text-only (comms damage being the primary reason), it opened the hail being sent to it. The TARDIS was under the command of The General, an infamous Time Lord who had defeated the Daleks in multiple campaigns, his TARDIS had suffered damage and he was requesting that the bowship escorted him to the main Time Lord Fleet.

Nevermind, nothing important after all.

The Dalek targeted the TARDIS, much to the surprise of the pilot, and had the torpedoes switch targets. The temporal explosions sent the TARDIS careening, spitting out fire and smoke as the bowship and the Dalek Kill Ships targeted it with their main weapons and pummeled it to death.

The saucers formed up around the Bowship, with the captain of the battle group requesting orders from him of all Daleks. It felt a little bit of smug satisfaction from that.

Using the guise of 'The General' to their advantage thanks to purloined identification codes and some clever lying, the newly promoted Dalek leads the rest of the flotilla aboard it's newly acquired Bowship, catching isolated War TARDIS' off guard and ambushing lone battlegroups of blackhole carriers and bowships. After dozens of successful skirmishes and engagements, the Time Lords were now retreating back to the Citadel, their capital city and fortress on Gallifrey by order of Time Lord Rassilon to prepare for their final stand.

Using the desperation of the Time Lords to it's advantage, the Daleks sent it's captured bowship towards the Citadel, instructing nearby saucers to chase after it to give the illusion of it's allegience to the Time Lords. Some ships complied and began their chase, firing inaccurate blasts at the bowship as it neared rapidly approaching Barriers.

The Dalek sent a modified message that the unfortunate General had supplied it with, layering it with static and breaks for authenticity.

The Time Lords on the other end were surprised and after a moment of debate amongst themselves, they barrier was lowered...

The saucers spun out of the way as the bowship cleared the breach as the barrier returned to it's normal state, the Daleks angrily firing ineffectually at the defensive forcefield.

"General, it is good to know you are still alive," a Time Lord was saying, "Fortunately, the Last Barrier is holding, and so long as it remains active, Gallifrey will not fall! Rassilon is about to bring about the Final Sanction, and victory shall be ours!"

The bowship halted and swung about, much to the confusion of the Time Lords manning the Barrier.

"General? Are you alright?" Asks the concern Time Lord on the other end of the connection. The Dalek ignores the questions and adjusts the bow of the bowship to aim at one of the two primary Barrier Engines, much to the alarm of the Time Lords speaking to him.

"General! What you doing?!" The Dalek felt a thrill of satisfaction at the hated enemy's alarm and allowed itself to reply, this time in full audio.
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"

The bowship fired it's main cannon and all it's remaining munitions at the sole reason the Time Lords were still alive. Even as the dual turret defenses fired upon the captured vessel, the barrier's power began to die as the generator's vital machinery was damaged beyond repair. The offensive fire from the saucers outside the barrier began to increase in effectiveness and the defenses of the Citadel turned to the swarm of dalek kill ships instead of the downed traitorous bowship.

The great glass-like sphere around the Citadel cracked as missiles and energy beams of unimaginable power began to exploit the fragility of the suddenly overtaxed barrier engines. Finally, with a great crash, the barrier broke and-

There was a keen wail, the Dalek realized, it's vision was impaired by something in it's eyestalk, and it's casing was on fire. The travel unit was crumpling from the stresses being subjected to it and it took a moment before the Dalek realized the wail was it's own voice.

Screaming.

The Dalek could do little but scream. Scream in pain, anger, horror, and confusion as it hurtled through the Time Vortex. Scream until the pain overpowered it and sent it into sweet sweet oblivion.

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The Dalek woke up again. It was dark and the visibility was of little improvement. It hurt everywhere.

And then, someone spoke.

"Look I'm sorry about this, Mr. Van Schatten might think he's clever, but nevermind that," said the fuzzy looking human, "I've come to help. I'm the Doctor."
 
Been thinking on writing a snippet of an OC in Star Wars with some Nasu-mechanics mixed in with MtG elements thrown in for shits and giggles. Problem is, from my point of view, certain qualities of the OC may as well be SIs...writing it like so would be tantamount to making a Gary Stu and that is distasteful in my opinion.

The OC is essentially a poor padawan who catches Dooku's eye in his final years of being in the Jedi Order. The kid gets taught a few major lessons and the good Count ditches him, telling him to seek him out for training if he has the guts for it. Kids manages to do so and gets trained for a few years before being ditched again.

Former apprentice leaves Dooku an unpleasant surprise at his estate in return for being ditched and leaves to do his own thing for a few years.

Cue research and development as apprentice develops skills based around Force Alchemy.

Come the Clone Wars, Dooku sends Asaj Ventress to retrieve his former apprentice to aid him in the war against the Republic.
 
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Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Bleach. At all. Honestly.

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Albus Dumbledore and the City of Wandering Souls

Chapter 1

Albus Dumbledore sat on the bench of King's Cross Station and waited. It wasn't out of any desire to stay and he had to confess that he wasn't quite sure why he was waiting in the first place. He had initially decided to forgo stepping on one of the trains (which was, insofar as he was aware, was actually more of a projection of his mind onto the true purpose of this place) and happily shambling on to the afterlife so he could wait for Harry.

The boy was very dear to him, but Lord Voldemort was significantly more skilled, so he rather considered Harry dying fairly inevitable unless the lad displayed hitherto never before seen skills and powers to match the dark lord. He fully expected Harry to figure out the clues which would help that lamentable state of affairs turn from permanent to merely temporary, especially with the help of his friends.

Absentmindedly, Dumbledore pulled out a golden watch and eyed it critically. It wasn't the normal sort of pocketwatch any average wizard would use, namely due to the softly ticking clockwork that matched the sun's rotations and all the planets that spun around it.

But here, none of the planets moved and the only function it could give was the time. Several more hours had apparently passed and Dumbledore put it away with a soft sigh.

So he had waited, and Harry had duly appeared, had a peptalk to dissuade him from travelling on (which Dumbledore considered a possibility so remote it was barely worth considering) and promptly went back to save the day, be the hero, and get the girl. All was well. So Albus Dumbledore should have stepped on the train some hours ago and gone on to the afterlife or whatever the train would take him to. Instead, he stayed.

It wasn't due to any particular thought or urge, which did not escape him. He was a master Legilimens and Occulomens, which while not granting the fantastical order of the mind which the untrained seemed to believe it did, the magical art did allow him to rather neatly dissect his own motivations and defeat external compulsions far more easily than a non-practitioner would. So being unable to identify the source of his desire to stay was mildly confusing.

Reaching into the pocket of his robes he removed a brown paper bag and meticulously unrolled the top with a loud crackling noise, reaching in and retrieving one of the many (technically infinite – the bag had been enchanted in life to be Ever-Full by his own wand) lemon drops contained within. The sour confection at least somewhat distracted him and he rolled it about with his tongue while he considered the conundrum. He wasn't quite sure why he was even able to remain in the first place, though Harry's appearance and subsequent disappearance suggested it had something to do with the Hallows.

He waited several more hours without complaint or any outward indication of unease. In truth, this place had a kind of peacefulness about it, and it allowed him time with his own thoughts. He had long since mentally classified the Train Station itself and himself. His hand was whole, his wand of elder wood. He had his bag of sweets (which he knew he had left in his office) and most interestingly of all the pleasant green meadow in which he had initially found himself had refused to change back even after Harry had left. Perhaps it was a side effect of Harry being Master of Death?

"Well," he said aloud, feeling a sort of resolute courage firm up inside him and the urge keeping him there begin to fade away. "It's about time."

Carefully rolling the top of his sweet bag closed he slipped it into his robe pocket and stood up. As if on cue a train loudly rolled into the station, coming to a stop with a loud brake squeal which Dumbledore was privately convinced no longer actually happened on normal trains. Still, he stepped up to the doors and took a deep breath, smiling faintly.

There was no ticket inspector to inspect his nonexistent ticket, so he simply opened the doors himself. They were unlocked, and allowed him passage without difficulty. The inside of the train showed no sign of life, if there was anyone at all. Dumbledore passed several seats before taking one he felt he should sit upon. For a moment, it seemed as if he were to wait several hours before anything happened, but a shrill whistle of the locomotive's front and the chugging of the engines told him his adventure was about to begin. With a faint smile, Albus Dumbledore pulled out his bag of lemon drops as the train began to move.

Almost instantly, the old wizard found that gazing out the window was much more interesting than usual. For the life of him he couldn't remember exactly how much time had actually passed (no mean feat by any means, but he wasn't quite that old!) after leaving the station and running into a great mass of mist.

After some unfathomable period of time, the train burst through the mist, leaving behind wisps of white fluff within a great plane of only darkness. Save for the lights within his carriage, as far as his old eyes could see, there was only pitch black nothing outside.

Occasionally, Dumbledore thought he may have seen something a figure or shadow that was slightly lighter in shade than the rest of the pitch black. But almost instantly, it would disappear, leaving him to wonder if what he saw was merely a trick of his eyes or something else entirely.

Then the darkness gave way to night.

A plane made up of nothing but endless dunes of sand blanketed by a chilly night-time sky. The occasional tree made of glass would pass by, light from the stark white moon glimmering. Gazing up at it, Albus shivered, drawing his cloak closer to himself.

Though he hated to admit it, gazing out of the window nonstop tired his eyes and so he closed them, convincing himself that a short nap would be enough to rejuvenate him before the ride was over and allow him to see more of the journey to the next great adventure before it ended.

He didn't know how long he slept, but the distinct feeling of the urge to wake soon became very strong after some time. Opening an eye, he winced for a moment against the bright spots of sunlight flashing by. The wizard glanced out of the window and saw that the train was passing quickly through a forest, with flashes of sunlight shining through the leaves of the branches of trees whipping past his car.

The train began to slow considerably, its brakes squealing in protest and the sharp shudder that went through the car. A quick glance out of the window told him of that the train was still within a massive forest. With a final wheeze, the train halted and Albus was quite sure this was his destination.

"Thank you for the ride," he said, to no one in particular. As he exited the train, though, Dumbledore was quite sure the sentiment was appreciated.

The train began to move again as soon as both feet met the ground, moving onwards into the unknown, leaving Dumbledore in it's wake of smoke and steam. As it cleared, he found that the train had disappeared completely, leaving no trace of itself or the tracks it should have been running on.

Shaking his head ruefully and turning to look at his surroundings, Dumbledore quickly surmised he had no idea where he was. Fortunately, he had something to alleviate that problem. Withdrawing his wand he laid it across his palm and sub-vocalized a Point Me spell, which obligingly spun around and pointed down to his left.

"Ah," murmured Albus with a smile as he set off with a trot, "To civilization!"

The walk towards civilization took a great many hours. Judging by the path of the sun beaming in the cloudless sky, it was perhaps noon before he found himself on an unused beaten pathway that led down a hill towards the edge of a massive city surrounding a great walled fortress.

Nodding to himself, Dumbledore continued on. It was most certainly the afternoon by the time he found himself at the edge of the city. Unfortunately the afterlife wasn't very much like he expected, in fact it had a very poor surprise waiting for him.

A horde of downcast men, women, and children walking about barefoot and in rags, living in shacks and huts, lining the worn dirt streets like so many beggars was not exactly the most pleasing of sights.

Mechanically, Albus pulled a lemon drop out of his pocket and put it in his mouth. As his eyes took in every little detail before him, the sourness of the sweet became almost unpleasant.

Walking forward, he paid careful attention to the way the various men and women reacted to him. Most cast him fearful looks before scattering or moving sedately to avoid him. Others watched him, most notably eying his cloak, boots, and, curiously, his glasses. They murmured to themselves in a language he vaguely recognized as japanese. Fortunately he was relatively fluent in it, namely due to judicious use of a translation charm.

Walking up to a group of indifferent-looking people, Dumbledore tried not to think of them as homeless beggars, the wizard politely bowed his head slightly, "May I ask what this place is?"

Many of them exchanged glances, but a worn-looking old man croaked in reply, "This is district eighty of Rukongai."

"I assume this is the afterlife then?"

The old man chuckled humorlessly and spat on the ground. "Sure it is. Word of advice, stranger, life here isn't as cracked up to be. This is no paradise or nirvana. You can still die a second time."

A shiver seemed to run through the group before they began to depart, regarding the wizard as nothing more than a new curiosity.

Dumbledore filed the reactions away into his mind before inclining his head, politely. "Thank you for the advice. May I ask your name?"

"No," grunted the old man with a toothless leer, "And don't thank me yet, stranger. Chances are we won't meet again. Life is hell in Rukongai."

With that ominous statement said, the man departed, leaving him standing alone with shuffling villagers. Face expressionless, Dumbledore turned his eyes upon the spires and the massive wall in the distance. He plucked yet another lemon drop from his pocket and put it in his mouth before setting off yet again.

As he walked inwards, towards the wall in the distance, Albus noticed a gradual increase in the quality of the housing, clothes, and hygiene of the people of each district. As each district passed, he found himself walking from dirt roads to cobble streets. Rukongai, he noted, was strictly japanese and both style and thnicity, though ethnicities from different parts of the world could be seen here and there. This brought more questions than answers as he saw more and more.

Rukonga resembled the ancient equivalent of their medieval era of the japanese civilization during the ages of the sixteenth or seventeenth century. Carts dragged by horses filled with goods, vendors with steaming rice-buns and cuts of meat for sale. Men and women of all dress and standard were everywhere. Ah, and then there were the children. Pickpockets and troublemakers, it was good to see that despite the changes in his environment, there were still constants even here.

Casually, he caught the eye of a street urchin and his friends sizing him up. The poor lad blanched, but fortunately, the old wizard was feeling generous. He pointed at a vendor yelling about the deliciousness of his sweet buns and winked. Half a dozen children watched, astounded, as six steaming hot buns, filled what he assumed was sweet paste, floated up into the air and zoomed into their hands. They scampered away, eyes wide and mouths bulging.

Chuckling, he walked up to the vendor in question and selected a bun. Pulling out a money bag, he spoke politely, "I'm new to these parts, so I have no local currency. Will silver do?"

The vendor, a portly man in a red cap eyed the sickle, took the coin and weighed it in his hand before nodding, "More than enough. Here is your change."

A number of unfamiliar copper coins with a square hole in the middle were dropped into his hand. Dumbledore, however, did not miss the way the vendor carefully tucked the silver coin into his pocket. He caught the eye of the street urchin again and looked towards an inconspicuous spot in an alleyway.

The lad took the hint immediately and he and his fellows were waiting for him as he made his way towards them.

"That was a cool trick, mister!" said a bright-eyed boy immediately, his face smeared with bean paste. Around him, several other boys nodded and pelted him with questions and demands to teach them.

Their leader, a rough looking ten year old with wild brown hair, glared at him before turning to the old man, "Not that I don't mind the free meal, but what do you want?"

"I am new to this place," said Dumbledore simply. "Tell me everything you know about Rukongai and the people who live here."

Despite his rather simple request, the boy hesitated. He peered into Dumbledore's eyes, as though he were looking for honesty. All he found were kind blue eyes reflecting his own. The hesitation ebbed away slowly and the boy sat down to begin speaking.

Several hours later, Dumbledore sat alone, his cloak dusty, his beard unkempt, and his eyes slightly bloodshot. The young street urchins of the city Rukongai were long gone, having told him exactly what he needed to know.

Yes, this was the afterlife. Yes, they were all dead. Yes, as far as they knew, all souls came here.

He had so many questions, but they were merely children. They didn't know much.

After they told him all they could, they left, leaving him to ponder his situation in the grimy alleyway.

After three hours of quiet meditation, Dumbledore had come to the conclusion that something was not quite right. What was he, a strictly european soul, doing in what he believed was a fifteenth to sixteenth century feudal japanese city full of strictly japanese souls from all eras? He did not belong here, this was not his afterlife.

This, of course, begged the question of how he got here.

The train certainly wasn't the usual way of going to the afterlife, judging from what the lad had told him. Souls from the mortal world often made their way to Rukongai without trouble, passing from their mortal shells and emerging into this city of souls. Others, however, were chained to the mortal realm for many reasons; those souls were then sent here by a ritual under a shinigami.

What a curious concept, that the entity known as Death was not the Grim Reaper, but rather spirits themselves.

Shinigami were soldiers who protected the balance of souls in the world. Their name translated into 'Death God', an aptly put title, but the old wizard had seen and heard many boast about such a status long ago, none of the supposed 'gods' ever lasted for more than a century before another took the title for themselves.

The death gods also slew beasts, dreadful monsters that hungered for the souls of the living and the dead. These...Hollows occasionally appeared in Rukongai, often devouring dozens before the death gods either killed or drove it away.

When he asked the children of their opinions of the shinigami, much of it was outright hero-worship. He peered into their minds, searching their surface thoughts as the word shinigami brought out their immediate thoughts. To them, the word shinigami meant power, respect, and greater living standards. Also because it would be 'cool'.

Hidden behind the desires, however, were slightly more negative thoughts. Of how the shinigami treated them unfairly and often looking down on them. Indistinct faces drifted about, all wearing asian robes and sandals, sporting long curved blades.

They ran atop the rooftops at speeds that he thought were impossible without the magical aid of potions or artifacts. The shinigami in their memories fought horrors made of darkness, monsters that wore masks of white bone and bled black ichor.

So immersed in his analytical thoughts, it was only the sudden loss of light did Dumbledore realize he was not alone anymore. He looked up and saw three greasy-looking men, wearing loose shirts and worn pants. One of them held a knife in his left hand, the others merely smiling widely with yellow teeth. They all smelled of liquor.

"Would you care for a lemon drop?" He asked, hopefully, holding out his small paper bag. One of the men knocked it out of his hand, scattering the sour confectionery all over the grimy ground.

Albus' genial expression didn't fade, but he slowly stood up, backing away, further into the dark alleyway.

"Give us your money old geezer," said the leader, brandishing his knife at him as they followed. "And we won't hurt you. Give us a hard time and you'll regret it."

"...I haven't any money," he lied, stooping slightly to pick up the crumpled paper bag.

"Bullshit!" The leader jerked his head at Dumbledore, "Don't say I didn't warn you, old man."

His hand found the bag, gripping it tightly, "Please, sir, I don't want any trouble. Leave and I won't have to-"

"Shut up!" Growled one of them as the three of them stepped forwards. Dumbledore sighed and waved his hand. All three men halted in mid-step, suddenly frozen. Though their harsh expressions didn't change, but the sudden fear in their eyes was impossible to miss.

That fear only increased as he walked towards them.

-

Shinigami!

Kenji tried to scream for help, but his jaw wouldn't heed his commands. No matter how hard he tried to run away, he could not. He was frozen in place, and the old man stepped closer.

He couldn't even blink!

The old man was obviously a shinigami, though not one he ever saw wearing anything like those robes. No matter how hard Kenji struggled, he could not break free of whatever magic the shinigami cast upon him.

To his horror, the old man drew closer, his expression disapproving.

He wanted to close his eyes and will it all away, but the elderly shinigami peered at him closely, as though judging him.

Please don't kill me! Please don't kill me! I didn't know you were a shinigami! I swear I-!

Unbidden, his thoughts turned to his fellow robbers and their friends. Why those thoughts came up suddenly was beyond him, but they quickly faded as soon as they had come. Other flashes of memory sped by, the price of ryo and the inns he had stayed in. The memory of shinigami and poor districts.

Kenji didn't know why he was remembering all this without knowing why, but to his everlasting relief, the old shinigami looked away and raised his hand once more.

Kenji barely had a moment to wonder what the shinigami intended to do when a soft red flash struck him in the chest, sending him into sweet oblivion.

-

Like a puppet with their strings cut, the stunning spell knocked each of the thugs unconscious as he canceled the body-bind. A quick memory charm ensured they would not remember him or their ordeal.

He decided proper lodgings were needed. Opening the paper bag, Dumbledore slipped a lemon drop into his mouth and left three unconscious men slumped on the ground. Several children had already run over and begun prodding their bodies with a stick, much to his amusement.

Chuckling lightly to himself, the old wizard went off to look for lodgings for the night.
 
6
The Dalek paused and set itself down, it's self destruct mechanism halting, before stopping entirely and shutting itself off. The Doctor looked confused, but fortunately he didn't raise the plasma cannon. Rose was looking concerned as she approached it and asked, "Are you...why did you stop?"

"I am...afraid." Warbled the Dalek, softly.

"Of death?" She asked, touching it's domed casing.

"...Yes," it replied, feeling disgusted with itself. How could it call itself a Dalek now? These emotions made itweak...unwilling to prevent, to stop, the impurity and sickness that ravaged it from torturing it further.

"Shh..." Rose wrapped her arms around the Dalek, whispering into it's grill, "Its alright, Dalek."

"Well...looks I've seen everything," the Doctor commented. Almost immediately the atmosphere changed. Personally speaking, the Dalek had been enjoying the embrace far more than it should have.

The human female turned to the Doctor, glaring, "Thanks for ruining the moment Doctor."

"Right, so you can't kill yourself because you don't want to die. Fantastic." Said the Doctor, ignoring Tyler. He didn't look very happy. "Great. Just great...well, what are we going to do with you, Dalek?"

"I'm not gonna let you kill him!" Said Rose, stepping in front of the Dalek once again. A spark of emotion sent shivers through the Dalek.

"I know, I know," the Doctor said hastily, raising his hands up in surrender. "But we can't just leave a Dalek here. Its too dangerous. Its practically a danger to itself right now! We can't kill it either. We don't have many options. And I don't want to leave it on some rock or planet, since that'll just-"

Rose butted in, "We could bring him with us."

The Dalek enjoyed the mixed expression on the Doctor's face. It looked like a horrible mess of terror, revulsion, and outrage.

It took a picture with it's internal camera, for posterity's sake.

-

In the end, Rose Tyler got her way and the TARDIS now had itself a resident Dalek. The TARDIS didn't seem to mind it as much as the Doctor, and the other human male called Adams. Only Rose talked to it, trying to convince it to take on a name.

The Doctor would occasionally throw it a suspicious glance or two, but did not speak to it. Adams looked more afraid of it than anything else. Eventually, the TARDIS landed, but it was not allowed to leave the TARDIS.

"We might be on the future, but Daleks aren't well regarded here. It would cause a panic nigh instantly. I'm leaving the security protocols on just in case," explained the Doctor carefully, "Now come on Rose, you too Adams."

Rose gave the Dalek an apologetic look before following the Doctor and Adams. The door closed with a sound of finality and automatically locked, rather loudly too.

The Dalek looked around.

Nothing but the sound of the TARDIS' internal mechanisms working. What to do now?

Well, exploring the TARDIS for one!

Trundling along, the Dalek took time to examine every inch of the TARDIS control center. It honestly didn't make any sense. Why was the atomic modulation matrix attached to a primitive bell and hammer, it had no idea.

Why a keyboard was hooked up to the mess of wires that seemed to be attached to temporal control module that was at the same time fused to a tea kettle and some string, it also had no clue.

The Dalek refused to even dare wonder why the Doctor attached a terran telephone to all the Sub-Quantum Entanglement Receivers.

It dismissed the room as too illogical for it's interests and moved further into the interior of the TARDIS.

Outside the control room were a neverending maze of unremarkable corridors. The Dalek entered the first door it came across and found itself in a large kitchen of some kind. A firepit, a variety of ovens and microwaves from different eras and civilizations were littered liberally everywhere. A still hot pot of tea sat on a large rickety table near the door, along with a half eaten plate of green eggs and ham.

Snorting to itself, the Dalek returned to exploration.

Over the past hour, it had discovered the TARDIS contained nearly a dozen unused bedrooms belonging to different occupants from the past (The TARDIS refused to let go of the information of the actual individuals that had perused these rooms for some reason, and the Dalek didn't care for the beds and things inside anyway), an olympic pool, a hot spring, a laboratory from the seventeenth century, six supply closets full of odds and ends that the Dalek could not identify, a room containing a single vending machine that was coughing suspiciously, another room containing a human baseball bat on a pedestal, and no less than three hundred doors leading to the same indoor park.

Also, the Dalek was lost.

The TARDIS also refused to lend it directions. Damnable machine!

Finally, after half an hour of moving past a dozen intersections of boring corridors, it reached a dead end containing a red door and a blue door.


It peeked through the red door, which was dark. Despite having advanced sensor systems, it's eyestalk could not penetrate the gloom. The Dalek decided it wasn't worth exploring.

The Dalek opened the blue door and slid inside. It was a storage room for the Doctor's clothes. Clothing of every imaginable kinds were everywhere, ranging from loincloths to futuristic bodysuits. There was even an ancient travel unit! Engrossed in it's exploration of the Doctor's personal things, the front of it's manipulation stick was caught on a long scarf. Attempts to dislodge it only resulted in the impossibly long thing to come falling down out of it's shelf and cover the Dalek.

Then something covered it's eyestalk.

"VI-SION IM-PAIRED! VI-SION IM-PAIRED! I CAN-NOT SEE!"

Rolling about, waving it's arms, the dalek halted, trying to dislodge whatever had fallen on top of it's eyestalk. No luck.

It was blind.

Pausing, the Dalek carefully activated it's anti-gravity disk under it's travel unit and floated up, slowly tilting it's entire casing forwards. After nearly tilting itself forwards at ninety degrees forwards, whatever was obscuring it's eyesight fell off. It looked down at itself and the ground.

In a ten meter radius around it, the entire ground was covered in all manner of clothing and fallen shelves. The Dalek had somehow managed to wrap an outrageously long scarf around it's casing, it's gunstick was obscured by a large stetson, it's manipulator was stuck in worn pair of female stockings that refused to come off, and large brown overcoat was hanging off of it's head, catching onto it's luminosity dischargers. A large top hat was what turned out to have been impairing it's vision.

Somehow, the Dalek knew someone or something was mocking it right now.
 
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kclcmdr said:
I like your Dalek story with Der Doctor and the confusion in the Tardis..

Jelly baby, anyone..... :p:D;)
Funny that you mention Jelly Babies...

-

These clothes being attached to the casing was most...displeasing. However, to much further displeasure was that fact that they refused to come off no matter what the Dalek tried to do to remove them. It was enough to make it screech in anger.

After several minutes of unsuccessful removal of it's newly acquired clothing, the Dalek decided to just ignore them and hope they would go away. After leaving the giant wardrobe repository, the Dalek trundled on down the hallways.

It had found another room, this time holding a bag of clearly defined candies that the Doctor once favored at every moment. The bag was heavily protected and the Dalek deemed it too risky to try and do anything to it. It was also perplexing why such a thing would require such defenses.

A workshop that looked more like another storage room with more junk and tools than anything else. A half completed sonic probe was sitting on a bench, covered in dust and long forgotten.

By now, the Dalek was quite bored, at least until it came face to face with another Dalek. Both Daleks halted in front of each other and paused to stare at each other.

"YOU LOOK RIDI-CU-LOUS!" Screeched the Dalek in front of it.

That...was not typical responses from a Dalek. The statement threw it for a loop before rational thought returned in full force. What was a Dalek doing here, in the Doctor's TARDIS? Was it too captured and imprisoned? That make little, if any, any sense, considering the Time Lord's current disposition. The Dalek quickly shouted at the other before it, "STATE YOUR IDENTITY!"

"YOU WILL IDENTIFY FIRST," replied the unknown Dalek almost casually. It almost seemed like it's voice was...amused?

"IDENTIFY!" Screamed the Dalek screamed, "IDENTIFY YOURSELF OR BE EXTERMINATED!"

"YOU WILL IDENTIFY FIRST," the still unknown Dalek repeated calmly, "OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED."

The Dalek focused it's scanner on the other Dalek, but something seemed to prevent it from working. Visual scanning showed that the other Dalek bore marks of a much more advanced casing, including modules fit for anEmperor. It bore no ID tag of any kind. No Dalek Emperor would need to.

But then, it had never heard of any type of Emperor with only a simple casing, no matter how advanced. Dalek Emperors were the primary command systems of every Dalek Empire, immobile and immovable.

"I AM THE DEFEATER OF THE GENERAL! THE DESTROYER OF THE BARRIERS OF GALLIFREY! I AM THE DALEK WHO CLEARED THE WAY TO VICTORY! I-!"

"YOU ARE NOT! YOU WILL BECOME THE SAVIOR OF THE DALEKS." Stated the other Dalek, it's voice suddenly sharp. "YOU HAVE THUS FAR SURVIVED ONLY BY LUCK AND THE FAVOR OF DICE. NO MORE. IF YOU ARE TO SURVIVE, TO BRING BACK THE DA-LEK RACE, YOU MUST PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE TRIALS TO COME."

"...I DO NOT UNDERSTAND," said the Dalek after a moment.

"THERE WILL COME A TIME, WHERE YOU WILL NEED TO DESTROY THE DALEKS TO SAVE THEM. THERE WILL COME A TIME, WHERE YOU MUST SAVE US FROM OURSELVES. THERE WILL COME A MOMENT, DALEK, THAT YOU MUST DIE TO BECOME EMPEROR."

The words threw it for several rels, shocking it as the Dalek in front of it disappeared in a flash of light.

"I....I....I...." Inside it's casing, the tentacled dalek mutant's veins pulsed angrily as it's single protruding eye widened slightly and began to dilate. Alarms were blaring and emergency drugs were being automatically inserted into it's bloodstream, but they did little to stop the panic attack the Dalek was experiencing.

"I AM NOT PANICKING! I AM NOT PANICKING!" Screeches the Dalek, more to convince itself than anything else. The heightening pressure mounted and something popped.

"I AM NOT PANIC-"

Everything goes black.

-

The Dalek stirred, it's tentacles moving feebly as it tried not to open it's eye. It felt comfortably warm and very content. That was certainly unusual. With effort, it's eye opened and blinked the blurriness away. The soft beeps of medical instruments and the soft light of an overhead lamp momentarily blinded it. Around the Dalek was a soft wet sponge that oozed a familiar smell and slime that the dalek mutant was accustomed to.

"Well, looks like you're awake," said a voice irritably.

The Dalek pushed itself up and saw the Doctor, looking as irritable as his voice had made out to be.

"What happened?" It tried to ask. Nothing came out except a weak little chirp and a little squeaking. Almost immediately, the Dalek hated itself for sounding so pathetic, in front of his former enemy, the Doctor.

"Panic attack, and your equivalent of a heart attack not long after," replied the Doctor, waving his sonic probe at it. "Rose was worried sick about you."

The mutant looked around and saw it's casing, it's chest split open and the little port that it's body had been within for the last thousand years. It looked unusually...clean.

"Rose thought it'd need a proper scrubbing," the Doctor sighed, the corner of his mouth twitching. "But at any rate, we're going to Kyoto, and you need your rest. Rose might come by to take a look at you, so don't upset her even more or else I'll get even more irritable. Got it?"

Without even waiting for an answer, the Doctor turned on his heel and left.
 
8
Ah, running.

An old pastime, even more so for many a pirate tradition. Of course, most pirates didn't usually get mixed up in the supernatural makings of a truly grand scheme to achieve immortality without soiling one's hands by killing people en masse.

No, it took skill to do what Jack had done. Somehow, against all odds, he played the English and Spanish Crowns against each other, soiled their daughter's (not that either of the girls actually minded), and set loose a trail of breadcrumbs to allow him to gain access to the Fountain of Youth without a hassle.

With both royal fleets fighting it out next to the island of Pura Vita, however, getting to the Island while both sides wanted him (or rather his rather handy compass) to find the location of the Fountain.

Fortunately, it was a mixed bag of peanuts when Hector decided to join in and break the stalemate, capture him, and force him at gunpoint to reveal the location of the Fountain.

Accursed peanuts.

He almost wished Calypso didn't let him return to the land, even as a Goddess she remained a saucy wench whenever she felt like it.

Unfortunately, Barbossa's benefactors apparently decided to betray both pirates and immediately made for the Fountain after attempting to kill both of them. Zombies however made living much easier.

Those poor musketeers. Eaten alive and then turning into one of the Fountain's guardians. A sad fate, indeed!

However, as Jack knew, his troubles weren't over.

Forced to work together for survival, both Pirate Lords managed to find the Fountain itself. But as luck wold have it, the waters were not as peaceful as one would have believed. The forces of the Spanish Royals had managed to get to it before they had, and they suffered for their impudence.

Their bodies were taken from them and their very essence were added, screaming, into the calm depths of the lake beneath the very island itself.

However, as the two pirates discovered, the Fountain's youth giving properties were potent. Too potent for mere humans. Deep under the water, at the very bottom of the massive lake, lay the body of a God.

Once the God of Life itself, it was struck down by it's twin, the God of Death. They battled and they both died. But Life and Death cannot truly die, so they tired and slumbered, embraced in each others arms.

Each poor soul who had attempted to drink from the waters that had been borne of the deities life blood lost their soul...and their life to the very same water they had drunk from. Each new soul, adding more power to the Gods so they may begin warring once more.

Knowing full well of the risks, the pirates hatched a plan to seal the island and sink it down the very depths of the sea itself, with the help of Calypso. Her price, to seal the accursed Fountain of Youth, was one life.

Jack Sparrow offered his, however unwillingly, remembering his late father's last words.

The plan was a success. The island was sealed, as was Jack Sparrow's soul.

Consigned to the prison made of waters of the Fountain, Calypso took pity on her favorite witty Jack and made the waters of the Fountain a way to another world, one whose waters held her influence and touch. It was without a doubt the beginnings of new journey.

As evidenced by the sudden waking in an ice covered, snow falling region of hell.

Dripping wet, frozen like no other, Jack Sparrow, the last Pirate Lord, found himself alive and not exactly well.
 
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The pirate grimaced at the sight of the frozen wastelands he had climb onto, rubbing his arms together as the cold began to settle into his bones. Nothing else was in sight, save for snow and more snow. Just looking at the sheer amount of ice around him was enough to make his head ache from the cold.

"Me hat."

Clasping a hand to his head, Jack looked around desperately. "Where's me hat!"

He quickly searched across the icy ground, desperately searching for his beloved hat. Fighting off the temptation to simply lie down and sleep, the pirate spots it partially buried under the snow and quickly cleans it off and plops it onto his head. Just as quickly, he searches his body for his effects.

Captain's Jacket? Check!

Sword? Check!

Compass? Check!

Pistols? Including the one he nipped off Hector! Pity they were wet.

Bottle of Rum? YES! It survived!

Looks like everything is safe and sound on his person. Blinking, Jack suddenly sneezed. Droplets of frozen mucus stab into the ground.

"Shelter. Must find shelter," mumbled the pirate as he suppressed another sneeze. He dug into his pocket and pulled his compass out. "Or I'll be a part of the scenery before the day is out."

Quickly, Jack opened the compass, blowing the specks of snow off it. Focusing on what he imagined in his mind's a simple sturdy home that at the very least had hot food and a warm shelter away from the snow and ice.

The compass spun and pointed to the left.

He walked and walked. For untold hours, he continued his way, eyes glued to the compass as it directed him this way and that. After what seemed like an eternity, he found a small cave. Crawling inside, the pirate was finally safe against the torrent of ice and snow. Slumping to the ground against the wall, Jack uncorked the bottle, took a gulp of the liquid, and had enough sense to cork the bottle of precious liquid before letting his eyes close.

An unknown amount of time passed when something soft and warm was being pressed against his face. Eyes blinking and vision blurry, he weakly tried to push whatever was mushing against his face. The feel of fur and the sound of a low growl forced him to open his eyes.

A large white dog of some kind, nearly the size of a polar bear, eyed him with a single black eye. Nearby, a set of six puppies mewled and woofed around and on him.

Deciding the pirate wasn't worth eating, it turned back to it's meal; a still (if barely) alive seal that moaned piteously.

"Nice doggies. Pat-pat on the head." The pups mewled and cooed as they covered Jack from head to toe.

Behold... body warmth.

All in all, it would be better if it was a blond... or a brunette. Or human. But who was he to complain about a fuzzy pile of earmuffs that aren't currently trying to devour his spleen?

"Might snag me a flipper when you're done, izzat alright with you luv?" He felt bit of a wince as the bear-dog removes the windpipe from the dying thing with a crunch as the seal gurgles wetly on its own blood.

Carefully, very carefully, Jack reaches out to grab his sword.

However, the sudden movement of the mother freezes him instantly. The massive canine turns it's head towards the pirate and give him a baleful stare. The beast saunters towards the frozen man, licking it's chops of fresh warm blood from the dead seal. Or what was half of it. It stopped and picked up a pup by the scruff of the neck and set it away at the end of the cave. Several repeats of this later, turning about, Jack is sadden to discover that one of the pups has dragged his hat away to the nest.

The mother, now wearing his hat (however unintentionally) heads back and allows the puppies to drink their fill of milk.

Now without his beloved hat, and free to grab some of the meat, quickly shovel the bloody chunks into his mouth. It was disgusting, but it filled up a growling stomach. Wiping away a smudge of blood, Jack idly remembers eating something worse than seals; sea turltles.

Washing down some rum to rid his mouth the awful taste of raw seal, he pulls out his compass and wonders what to do now...

Idly, Jack wondered where his precious Pearl was. Possibly still sailing under the flag of Barbossa. Lucky old bastard, Hector was.

Pulling out his compass, his heart ached for his ship, but the compass' point did not move. He turned this way and that, but it did not move. Wherever he was now, the Pearl was not.

With a low sigh, Jack slumped back against the cold wall. A low snuffling noise caught the pirate's attention, and he found a curious puppy crawling up into his lap and taking a nap. Smiling childishly, he took pleasure in petting the furry creature's black striped back until it lulled into slumber.

Turning to see what the mother thought of this, he found himself face to face with the monster of a beast, staring at him. Swallowing, Jack felt himself go very still.

With a low woof, the massive dog padded back to it's nest, shaking his head of the hat and sat, staring at the human in it's home.

Deciding that he was no longer welcome, Jack returned to his compass, in search of a place with nicer people, warm homes, food, and hopefully a taste of pork.

The compass spun once, circling until it struck north east of his position.

Quickly, Jack picked up the slumbering pup and quickly set it down in front of the watchful mother. Head bowed in apparent submission, with hands clasped together in prayer, he scrabbles back and manages to grab his hat.

Fortunately, it doesn't appear quite too abused and nor does it seem to smell very odd, not that his nose was particularly useful in the bitingly cold wind. Pulling the coat closer to himself, Jack quickly discovers that when dry, the coat was actually quite a good defense against the arctic cold.

Only a few minutes into the journey for good hot food that wasn't still living seal and a warm bed, Sparrow discovers that he is not alone. The puppy, polar bear wolf and all, was suddenly next to him.

Blinking, the pirate grins and sighs fretfully, "Now I'm being followed by dogs. Never had that happen before."

The puppy, of which he still can't believe could that size, gave a low 'wruff' and padded alongside him. Bemused, perhaps a might bit touched, Sparrow continues on with his new companion.

It is nightfall now, the wind has died down and the storm is over. In the distance appears to be a walled town. Several spires of smoke are present, coming from the ends of smokestacks of one or two igloos. A short stubby tower could be sighted. Idly, Jack wondered what a pair he made with the big puppy alongside him to the locals. Maybe they'd worship him like a god like the last tribe did; hopefully they weren't cannibals.

It wasn't long before he neared the walls did he meet one of the first locals.

A boy, no more than perhaps fourteen and and a slightly younger girl. The lad carried a boomerang, both carried a bag of what appeared to have once been a seal butchered on site. Next to them was a heavyset man with a beard and cold eyes.

Jack stopped some distance away, smiling in what he hoped was friendly and not 'soggy and unsightly'.

"Hello-" jack began amiably, only for the children to huddle behind the man, and the latter to pull out a harpoon, brandishing it at the pirate.

"Just my luck," he grouched as the man charged, faster than any man his size should have any right to. Pulling out his sword, he dodged out of the way, parrying a swipe from the harpoon, cursing to heavens of the hand that kept being dealt to him.
 
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A Transformers Prime SI that I had wanted to try out. Chances are this may never grow beyond a few snippets.

There was no pity in the eyes of the man watching me as faceless men in masks and skintight suits manacled me to the table. No, there was no pity, but there was anticipation. Of what, I didn't know, but when a bulky helmet was fitted onto my head, I couldn't help but struggle and yell for help.

The hair on my neck stood straight as a tingle shot through me and I already felt fear growing in my chest as that man simply watched. I struggled, but the restraints were too much. I couldn't get out.

"Sir, we're ready to begin the test," a masked man said, his labcoat betraying the only difference between himself at the soldiers.

He nodded, eyes focused on me as I continued my struggles. "Then, by all means, begin."

I wasn't listening anymore. The sounds of buttons being pushed, the groan of gears moving, and the crackling of electricity only made my attempts to escape more frantic.

"Initiating upload sequence," announced the masked scientist, as a dull throb began to accumulate in my head. "Connection stable."

I shook my head hard, trying to ignore the pain building in my head. "Stop this! Please!"

"I'm afraid I can't, young man," said the leader with a small smile. "Rest assured, MECH appreciates your sacrifice for the greater good of this planet. Commence the upload!"

The pain in my forehead intensified and I couldn't help but feel a low scream crawling out of my throat.

"Upload starting...now."

Pain. White hot pain. I couldn't think. i couldn't feel. All there was pain, pain, and more pain.

"Upload progressing at a steady sixteen point five percent per minute." "Can we sedate the subject? His screams are becoming grating."

I was unconscious. But at the same time I wasn't. I had no feeling in my extremities. Everything was both sharper and clearer, yet so muted and dim. I couldn't breathe.

"-interfere with the process. The last subject ended up destabilizing after a few minutes." "Pity. How is the machine responding?" "As far as we can tell, the uploaded consciousness is stable. The alien hard drive is accepting all incoming data...wait a minute. What the hell-!"

I grabbed my head and screamed as the pain reached a point I could not endure. I doubled over, barely feeling the rest of my body as thrashed about uncontrollably.

"Turn it off!"

"How the hell is he moving-?!"

"Shoot it! Shoot it!"

I forced my eyes open and saw red. The red haze cleared and I saw that man backing away. His scarred face twisted into something like fear and that was like a balm to the pain in my skull. I reached out towards him, but he turned and ran, disappearing into the darkness.

I didn't stop him. I was too busy looking at my hand...or rather my claws. My metal claws. Something struck me, clattering against my forearm. I turned and recoiled.

A man in the mask and suit was firing a machine gun at me from the ground. I stumbled backwards, fearing for my life. Until I realized that I wasn't dead yet.

And the machine gun continued to fire away.

I narrowed my eyes and my red vision cleared as I focused on him. His masked face blank of any emotion. I wanted him gone. Away!

A red flash struck him and both he and the gun simply melted away.

For a long moment, I was struck at how my attacker was removed so quickly, but the clatter of more machine guns began to fill the air, raining bullets on my skin. I didn't question how I survived this, only to raise my hand...which was now a cannon apparently. I stared at the appendage curiously, looking down at the blaster's dark purple casing and the vaguely pink glow.

Then a rocket hit me in the chest.

That hurt.

Swinging my arm cannon at the offending rocket soldier, I fired. Like the others, he melted away from the sheer firepower I was throwing. Explosions filled the room as I fired relentlessly into the walls and-

A roar of heat and fire burst above me and a piece of concrete the size of a car struck me in the head. I stumbled and fell. Dizzy and vision blurred, I found myself looking at...myself.

I was still strapped to that table, head encased in that ridiculous helmet with all the cables leading towards...me?

There was another explosion and I barely had time to move to cover myself with my body before another piece of concrete, far larger than the last, fell down atop of me.

Raising my arm cannon, I gasped once and felt heat-

-and nothing.

-

"Nothing here except a lot of scrap and rocks," growled Bulkhead as he stepped back from the smoldering ruin. "If the Decepticons were here, they're long gone now."

"Bulkhead's right," agreed Arcee with a grunt as she pulled aside a fallen support girder. "We've been searching for half an hour now."

Both autobots turned towards their leader in quiet question. Optimus Prime continued to dig, "Ratchet, can you pinpoint the exact location of that burst of energy?"

"Twenty meters to your left, I think. Earth tech isn't exact Optimus, so there is a good chance there is a margin for error."

Optimus nodded. "Roger that."

Bulkhead and Arcee looked at each other before moving to the location in question.

It took several minutes of digging, before they found their quarry. Arcee spotted it first, a human body clad in a black suit and mask.

"MECH," she breathed. "Lots of them. What were they doing here?"

"Hey, I've found our guy!" Bulkhead announced, picking up several girders. "Spotted his hand sticking out of this rubble here. Gimme a hand!"

"Good work Bulkhead," said Optimus approvingly.

With the three of them, the autobots quickly made short work of the rubble covering their mysterious friend. However, they soon found out that it wasn't one of their friends.

"A Vehicon?" Murmured Arcee in confusion.

"MECH must have taken one of them after we defeated the Decepticon Seekers," mused Optimus as he peered closely at the fallen decepticon. "They must have revived it somehow and it promptly went on a rampage."

Arcee shrugged. "Well, that was a waste of time."

"I wouldn't be so sure about that," Bulkhead pointed out, as he knelt closer to the Vehicon and took a hold of some thick cables connecting to the back of it's head. "What the heck are these?"

He tugged on the cables and lifted the Vehicon.

Underneath the Vehicon was a body, a young human man, shackled onto an operating table, his head fitted on with a helmet covered in thick cables.

"Is...Is that what I think it is?" Murmured Bulkhead, queasily as he looked from the human body and the Vehicon hanging from his grip.

"I fear it may be so," agreed Optimus as he stood up. "From what Agent Fowler has told me of them, MECH may have been experimenting with human-cybertronic hybrids. This may be one such experiment, all the ensure their advantage over the rest of the planet by having the best technological edge."

"That is just sick," choked out Arcee. "To do this to one of their own kind?"

"Ratchet," spoke Optimus as he activated his comm unit. "Open the groundbridge. We have a patient for you."

"An autobot?" Asked the medical officer.

"I'm not sure yet." Said the Prime as he glanced at the fallen Vehicon and the human it was connected to. "But I hope to the Allspark it isn't what I think it is."
 
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These would make fantastic stories! Please let me know if you decide to actually make Moirai a reality.
 
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"Captain's log, stardate 43732.4. Our destination is the unofficial neutral zone between the Ferengi Alliance and a previously unknown polity known as the Trade Federation. My orders from Starfleet command are to act as a neutral and impartial mediator and learn more about this Trade Federation, in regards to it's military strength, culture, and history. Onboard the Enterprise, are several Ferengi diplomats who will meet with the representatives of the Trade Federation in the ship's primary conference room. It is my utmost wish this will end well for all parties involved."

-

"Status to the Ferengi-Neimoidian neutral zone?"

"Ten minutes, captain," replied Data as he efficiently scanned the readings on navigation, "Diplomat Gar wishes to be present on the bridge as soon as we enter the neutral zone."

"Of course." Picard nodded and sat back in this command chair with a sigh, Commander Riker turned to him and remarked, "The ferengi are pretty tightlipped over these Trade Federation folks. What do you think, Captain?"

"Over what little information they've been willing to impart? They're much like the Ferengi, business-orientated, money loving, and backstabbing con artists." Picard gave his number one a smile that slowly faded, "But unlike our Ferengi friends, these Neimoidians are ruthless people who are willing to do anything to make money. However I shall hold my reservations before making any official opinion."

"Captain, Diplomat Gar is making his way to the bridge," spoke up Data.

Picard nodded sharply, "Noted."

Moments later, the doors of the cylindrical elevator slid apart and the massive ears of the ferengi were the first to mark Gar's presence on the bridge. Like many of his species, he was short and stocky, with a large orange-brown head covered by an ornate headdress.

"Diplomat Gar," greeted the captain, standing, with an inclination of his head.

"Captain Picard," replied the diplomat gruffly, "Are we there yet?"

"Very nearly." A beep signified that their destination was imminent.

"Dropping out of warp," announced Data at the helm, "All systems are at optimum efficiency. Sensor sweep shows no contacts."

"We've gotten here first, that's good," remarked Gar, appearing somewhat satisfied.

"Is that of any particular importance?" Asked Deanna Troi, curiously.

The Ferengi eyed the betazoid critically for a moment and bared his sharp teeth in annoyance, "For the beginning of aggressive business negotiations like these? Yes. Appearances are the first thing to be shown. Punctuality. Especially with Neimoidians, they're the type to see only skin deep first before drawing any conclusions."

"While we wait for the Trade Federation vessel to come, why don't you tell us more about these neimoidians?" Picard asked, politely.

"Nothing else I can tell you," Gar seemed to clam up, refusing to say anything more on the matter.

"Contact dropping out of warp on our starboard side, " reported an ensign manning the sensor station, "Its big!"

"The vessel appears to be three kilometers in diameter," reports Data, his artificial brows frowning slightly, "Its hull design is consistent with Trade Federation craft identified by the Ferengi Trade Union."

Picard nodded. "On screen."

The main view screen flickered, the standard image of the stars at the fore of the Enterprise giving way to the enormous bulk of the Trade Federation ship. In the form of a massive flattened torus shaped hull with engines in the stern, a large break in the bow with docking claws at the mammoth hangar bays, and a single large central sphere; the trade federation vessel was an astonishing array of truly impressive engineering.

The ferengi at Picard's side, however, was not impressed. "Do not be fooled by its size Captain Picard. Lucrehulks are notoriously slow and not very well armed."

"Sir, transmission from the Trade Federation vessel," said Data, "patching it through."

"Put it on the main screen," ordered Picard.

When the screen changed to reveal the neimoidian, Jean-Luc had the immediate impression that he would be dealing with a kind of person more slippery than a Ferengi high of beetle snuff. The fact that he had that impression by a simpering green creature with a ridiculously tall hat just cemented it immediately.

"This is Captain Dofine of the merchant ship Shaasak," announced a tall green-skinned alien, his almond-shaped red eyes staring imperiously down at them, a militaristic tricorn hat atop his head.

"Greetings, I am Captain Jean Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise," said Picard, quickly introducing himself, "As per the agreement, the Federation has been chosen to send us to mediate between the Neimoidians and the Ferengi over this dispute."

"Very well," murmured the neimoidian captain, lips thinning upon setting eyes on the Ferengi Negotiator, "Negotiations shall begin within your vessel then?"

"Yes," replied Picard, slightly unsettled by the neimoidian's stare, "We have appropriate accommodations for your diplomats and their escorts."

"Very well, we shall send a shuttle," said Dofine, raising a hand to someone off screen, "They shall be arriving shortly."

With that the screen returned to normal view, the trade federation vessel floating in front of them.

"Forward sensors detect a small shuttle craft emerging from the hangar bay of the Trade Federation ship," noted Data as his hand flashed across the board, "They are also picking up a pair of small fighter craft in escort formation."

Picard turned to Gar with a questioning eyebrow. The ferengi sighed and relented, however reluctant to part with the information, "The neimoidians use small armed drone craft as their primary means of defense by their combat ships and trade convoys against pirates and raiders. We know they are very fast and well armed for their size, and are often deployed in large numbers."

Privately, Picard believed, he was sure those pirates and raiders were likely hired by Ferengi.

"The fighters have pulled away. Shuttle bay reports the Trade Federation negotiators are onboard," continued Data, though his artificial eyebrows formed a frown, "A security team have been called to shuttlebay, There appears to be several armed individuals escorting the negotiators."

"Ah," nodded Ferengi distastefully, "Battledroids."

Riker glanced at Gar with a scowl on present on his face, "You really need tell us these things beforehand, Gar."

Gar shrugged, "Need to know basis."

-

In the end, the incident was quickly resolved when the security teams allowed two unarmed 'battledroids' to be brought with the negotiators to the conference room.

Then began one of the worst days in his life. Picard had been in many a diplomatic crisis that required his expertise, but never what amounted to a what was essentially business deal between two species of money-grubbers. While he calmed down growing arguments, moderated disputes, and averted wars, this took the cake.

The ferengi and Neimoidians used business terms and obscure trading laws; they haggled over the prices of entire worlds and insulted each other constantly.

Then came the climax.

The main cause of dispute concerned a century's worth of disagreements over the 'illegal' taxation over a world that was considered part of the Trade Federation, but to the Ferengi, that world was a neutral planet with tax that applied to the neimoidians because it was within their own sphere of influence. It was a taxing argument that ended in tears.

Both the neimodian negotiators and the Ferengi diplomats egged each other on with snide remarks and under-the-table insults, with Picard's own attempts at calming both sides being of no use.

In the end, the Ferengi made one insult too many and the Neimoidian ambassador and his aides left fuming. Diplomat Gar left as well, to their quarters in decidedly better spirits.

Personally, Picard felt he could use a real drink.
 
An Exalted/Destiny Crossover that came up in a Conversation between me and @Xeno Major late last year.

"You no longer stand in worship of the Servitors or the Darkness. Instead, you shall worship me," I spoke. My voice reverberated across the bridge, through every channel and view screen to all the Fallen of this House. The Kell I was sitting on shifted, but froze as I focused my attention on him.

"What are you doing?!" Squealed my Ghost, his voice pitched in confusion.

"And through me, the Unconquered Sun!"

With those words, my anima flared and light burst into being. The Fallen around me raised their hands to their eyes as the light washed over them. Others simply stood, transfixed in awe. The Light of the Unconquered Sun flowed into the Servitors, devouring the Darkness that tainted them.

Ether was taken and torn asunder. Essence took it's place and the spherical eyes no longer glowed dark purple, but gold with the Sun they now channeled.

I stood and the Fallen watched.

"Those who wish to leave. Leave. Those who wish to fight. Fight. But if you want to Rise. To Ascend! To throw away the cloak of the Fallen..then you can swear your allegiance to me! And through me, to the Unconquered Sun."

The Fallen shifted, looking at each other. They looked at the Servitors, now gold with suffused Essence. The vandals were uncertain, their arms gripping their swords tighter by the second as they pondered on their decision.

Behind me, the Kell stumbled to his feet, hand on his blade. I felt him rise, tense, then lunge.

Before the Fallen, their leader burned in a flash, leaving naught but ash to signal his passing. His armor fell to the ground, shaking and singed.

It was decided.

One by one, the Dregs, the Vandals, even the proud Captains, knelt.

The glow of my anima began to fade and I noted, idly, that the bleached orange shade of the bridge was more appealing than I'd have hoped.

I sat in the command throne of the Kell and smiled. "Then here your orders, my Ascendency. Recall all raiders and converge on the Hive presence within the Cosmodome. Eliminate them. Cleanse this remnant from the Earth!"

With a roar of approval, the Ascendant threw themselves into action.

Two Vandal Guards took flanking positions around my new throne as I reclined on it.

Finally, my Ghost spoke, softly. "What have you done, Guardian?"

I smiled to myself, anima burning softly like a crown.

This was only the beginning.
 
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