1: The Rushmore Incident
Marble Legionnaire, a cursed roman soldier turned to stone after pissing off a witch, and after multiple attempts to cure himself of this affliction he has the ability to bring other sediment to life too with some limitations based off his willpower, such as the bigger and more numerous the amount of sediment he controls the more mentally draining for him
Apparently he was making a deal with some unsavoury sorcerers near the monument, deal went wrong, got Magic Missiled into the mountainside, however the hell his magic works combined with the projectile spell ended up with his magic entering the mountain, making a 4 headed giant of stone rise from the earth and start rampaging, it apparently wasn't under the influence of his power since he was unconscious and sticking out of the side Lincoln
Luckily the Turbo Team arrived to stop the Mad Monument, their leader Red Rocket transformed into his signature starship form and blasted the monstrosity back into it's original spot while the rest evacuated civilians
Except for Black Bike who after the leader shot the monstrosity into place, did a cool flip in bikeform then partially became human midair to snatch Marble Legionnaire out of the Lincoln face
They were awarded for their bravery with... nothing, cause they left before they could get a medal cause that ice cream place they liked was about to close and they had to go quick
2: Turbo Team are a group of RADICAL teens who after a horrible traffic accident they were all involved in gained access to weird metaphysical handsigns that confuse the universe into transforming them each into a different vehicle
Red Rocket the happy go lucky leader can transform into a advanced starship from the Blip Blorp nebula, which is more lightyears away then there are atoms in the milkyway so nobody can really point that fact out
Black Bike the edgy second in command and Red Rocket's boyfriend with a even more tragic backstory from before the crash (he once got a really bad papercut, thats where the scar on his cheek came from), he can transform into a bike, not a motorbike, just a regular bicycle, makes up for it by being the only member on the team who can kick ass in human form
Jasmine Jet the hyper energetic scout for Turbo Team, she can of course transform into a jet, the youngest member by one year cause she is 16 and the rest are 17, she keeps on fake accepting random team sponsors to sample what they offer for free
Turquoise Tank the chill heart of the team, a big huggable bro to everyone, he can transform into a powerful tank capable of transforming a 2 story building into splinters with a single shot, is in fact the older brother of Jasmine Jet, mainly keeps her in check by leaving her with something distracting like a looping video of a kitten jumping or letting her play Osu while he relaxes
Plendocrax the mysterious inorganic being with the ability to construct non-euclidean crystalline structure, was never a teen and wasn't part of the crash, was just adopted into the team after a fight in Egypt with something extradimensional
3: There is this weird pocket dimension called the Nemesis-Verse, a alternative timeline of incredibly hostile and morally corrupt versions of everything in the setting, but apparently there is a reason it exists
The Nemesis-Verse is kinda like a immune system for the baseline reality, if something hostile to a large portion of existence is noticed by the universe, the Nemesis-Verse overlaps with the target and subjects them to the horrors inside for as long as needed
Don't know why the abundance of goatees are needed there though
4: Dr Distorto is a surgeon from the small town of Attimsburgh, the town in the year 1998 had a large structure similar in look to a radio-tower constructed nearby with funding from the local wealthy eccentric Lord Bathers Mortensen
The structure distorted all the space nearby somehow, but everything affecred would still somehow function, people were torn to shreds while still living, fused with their own homes and unfused, a hiker saw the sight from outside and stated that "I saw proof that god does not love us"
Dr Distorto, who past being remembered but her true name being forgotten completely, was one of the only survivors, she looks normal but thanks to the Distortion Tower's effects she now has the ability to distort stuff until it unravels and keeping it fully functioning, and also being able to put it back together
She mainly acts as a emergency operator for extranormal disasters, and also aiding alongside some other superpowered medical professionals in a group called the Care-Squad to help any special afflictions that may affect fellow crimefighters
5: The Salesmen agents usually appear as individuals with common and unthreatening appearences for the local area, but always wearing a white simple shirt, red tie, black pants, and black dress shoes
They're equipped with multiple things to make their job easier
Their ties are woven from the cloth of a dead greedy pre-sumerian ruler's garments, it's ghostly essence being attracted to items that would be particularly valuable, it is quite a subtle pull so only members of The Salesmen know how to use it
Some also come equipped with miniature rayguns to deal with particularly rude clients
The Salesmen's main mode of transportation across the globe is the Globeotrixit, a medieval egocentric model of the entire solar system, each detail perfect carved (Except for the positioning), they place one of the metal pins lined up on the wooden base of the model and they're instantly teleported to that area
With the pin in hand they can just teleport back, and it's a bad idea to take it and use it since you'll be teleporting directly into their base as a unrecognized individual, you'll most likely be killed and the Salesmen will just teleport to retrieve their missing member if they're still alive
6: Batter-Man is quite a popular vigilante, and well known in the global superhero scene despite lacking any powers, he was a former baseball star whose best friend was crippled for life by mobsters trying to rig some sort of betting ring that the local criminal underworld of New York set up around the local baseball teams
He donned a mask, his old uniform, his old helmet, and beat the absolute hell out of everyone involved with the attack on his friend, he and Old Glory are part of the same superhero team, the Fellowship
7: The Fellowship Of Champions, a group of some of the most powerful and well known superhumans on Earth, dedicated to defending it from all sorts of threats
Their main base is inside the deceased Ares Unit: Tetrozon, a dead member of a species of intergalactic magitech wargods that somewhat resemble anime gundams
It crashed on Earth a couple thousand years ago after losing a duel to something and killed all the dinosaurs, it repeatedly sparked back to life and cause some trouble in it's maddened and weakened state before going underground to reserve power, inspiring the name for the Greek god Ares with it's presence in greece that one time
The Fellowship managed to finally put it to rest during it's modern reawakening in New York, using it's roomy insides as a HQ
8: Squidtastic is a seemingly very silly minor villain with his humorous humanoid cepholopod look, the silly noises it makes when vocalizing, and a tendency to misunderstand common human logic in ways somewhat detrimental to their plans, like that time they tried to take the transport system of New York hostage by attacking a Subway sandwhich store
Squidtastic is actually quite the threat, they're one of the first fully functional living beings that arose from the primordial ooze, also known as one of the Primordial Children, a group of immortals from the dawn of life on earth, aside from the abilities of a squid and super strength, Squidtastic hss the ability to convert organic matter into primordial soup, which he can rapidly construct into various aquatic creatures of his own design
His ultimate goal is to convert all life on the surface into aquatic life, then raise the sea levels, and technically own the largest aquarium on Earth, cause the Earth will be their aquarium
Their goals are stupid, but Squidtastic is still damn horrifying
9: Paradijs is the physical manifestion of the Metaphysical Fields representing Earth's magic, particularly the more whimsical side of it, with this dimension being vaguely being based on Dutch fairytales, with giant landmarks and wildlife having medieval dutch toy parts incorporated into it
Apparently this pocket realm manifested in the 1400s from the mind of a group of little dutdh children when they were playing, why Earth's realm of magic decided to borrow from them, nobody knows, but what local wizards do know is that travelling is quite a difficult endeavour, and staying long without some fairytale shenanigans altering you forever is also difficult
But to those that manage both, one can see mystic techniques and secrets hidden subtlely across Paradijs
10: Batter-Man's archenemy is the one, the only, Thomas Toone, a powerful reality bending serial killer, he resembles the average depressed middle aged man, but in a black trench coat, with a droopy face, stubble, and a tired look in his eyes
But somehow he has the abilities of a cartoon character, he doesn't make any exaggerated movements or expressions, but he can perform reality bending actions seen as humorous and resist almost any damage in humorous ways
He keeps causing chaos with a sad and bored look on his face, with the only known reasoning behind his motives being a recorded conversation between him and a talkshow host whose guest he murdered with a oversized hammer and who he would soon kill with a piano
"Wh-why are you doing this!?"
*Sigh* "Hoping I'll get a laugh outta it"
Most people dont question why Batter-Man is a fellowship member after seeing him handle Toone without powers