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4.15.5 Eugene Lewis
Interlude 4.15.5 Eugene Lewis

2000, September 15: New York, NY, USA


I walked through the Door and emerged on a rooftop overlooking the Big Apple skyline. Alexandria and Legend were already waiting for me. I took a moment to appreciate the wind on my face as the sun began to set.

"Alexandria, Legend," I greeted, suppressing the urge to call them by name. I always did have the most trouble separating the mask from the man beneath. "Dr. Manton's gone rogue then?"

"Yes," the gray-clad heroine said clinically. As chief director, Rebecca and I worked in the same city most of the time but to avoid any awkward questions, we typically arrived at any destination separately. "He had a psychotic break and stole two vials from Cauldron before fleeing. He has since been excluded from Doormaker's network."

Just then, Eidolon came through from a Door of his own. As usual, flight was one of the powers he'd arranged for himself.

"Let's get this over with," he said impatiently. "We all have better things to do."

"We should try to talk him down first," Legend tried. "He's a friend, not a criminal to be hunted down. We need to find him before he does anything regrettable. What caused this? Do we have any idea where he might be headed?"

Eidolon snorted. "Does it matter? We need those vials back. What was Contessa doing in all this?"

"Number Man thinks Dr. Manton's breakdown was caused at least in part by his messy divorce. He's had a strenuous relationship with his wife as she believed that his research cut into time spent with her and their daughter. He recently lost the custody hearing," Alexandria explained. "Contessa believes the doctor timed his betrayal for today. Her foresight is limited with the looming endbringer attack. It is also possible that she did not foresee this because his actions do not influence the Path in a meaningful way."

"Whatever, do we know where he is?"

"Yes, he is not beyond Clairvoyant's sight."

Legend took a step off the roof and began to hover. "Then that's where we're going. We'll try to calm him down. Get the vials back and see if we can get the man some help."

"Ever the optimist," Eidolon muttered, but allowed our friend to take the lead.

Alexandria and I followed. I adjusted my flightpack and brushed my hand against something that wasn't typically there: Hyunmu's Wayfinder.

I promised to keep it on my person so I stuck it in my utility belt, but I promptly forgot about it. He had no way of knowing of course, but while I appreciated the thought, a portal-gun was a completely redundant tool in my hands, especially with such a limited destination. Still, I figured it'd do the young man some good to be able to brag that he contributed to my kit, however minor.

In some small way, each of my former Wards had left their marks on my costume. Armsmaster helped me design the utility belt I was wearing for optimal ergonomics. Pyrotechnical helped me adjust my focusing array for my flightpack and Glace gave me the eureka moment I needed to better manage excess heat. Not every idea made it in to the final product, but there were enough tidbits that bled through that a small fingerprint of theirs remained.

Was this what parents felt when they hung macaroni art on the fridge?

Thinking about the littlest Ward was a poor distraction. His ambition and desire to help made me proud to call him a Ward, but that same jaded pragmatism that drove his work ethic made me wince with regret.

Cauldron was supposed to better the world, make sure that children like him wouldn't have to have eyes like that.

We were proving tonight that we couldn't even clean our own house. Were we really good stewards of the world?

We arrived before I could ruminate further.

Dr. Manton was smart enough to relocate. He'd taken his daughter from his ex-wife's flat and rented a room in an inconspicuous hotel, blending in among the thousands of visitors to the city.

The security was a joke so we had no trouble entering without alerting anyone. Half the video cameras weren't working and a literal child with a toy magnet could have picked the electronic lock.

When we entered, it was to find Dr. Manton cradling a monster.

She was vaguely feminine in shape, with bleached, bone-white fur that sprouted in patches all over her distorted form. The right half of her torso had merged with the corresponding arm, forming a mouth that stretched from her hip to her breast, jagged teeth and drool running down matted fur. The left half of her body, from her sternum to the crown of her head, had also fused, like a soda can crunched into a disc. A drooping, cat-like eye glared outward. Black growths of stone, similar in appearance to basalt, clung to her torso like an unwieldy mockery of a tiger's stripes.

"Abby," the doctor moaned. "Abby…"

The… thing groaned, a half growl and wheezing whimper.

"Oh my God," I heard Legend whisper.

His daughter. We knew her. Dr. Manton had been the proudest man I'd ever seen when he showed off a photo of her years ago. She was holding a trophy then, from her eighth grade science fair, with the good doctor's arm draped over her lovingly. She wasn't a genius like the doctor and the project was nothing special, just a hamster-wheel attached to a digital clock, but that didn't matter to him. The smile he wore nearly split his face open from joy; his daughter was taking after him, he'd bragged.

We'd all happily put up with the man's doting antics then.

As the years passed and his marriage started to fail, he'd gotten even worse, devoting all his attention on his daughter rather than a wife who didn't love him anymore.

Last I saw, Abby had grown to be a beautiful young woman of seventeen, with waist-length, dark-brown tresses. She took after her father, his full lips and strong brow. He was the sort of father who fretted over every little thing, anything for his baby girl. I remembered the doctor going out of his way to look for high quality nail polish because she liked to wear her nails long.

Funny what one remembers in moments of crisis.

She looked nothing like him now.

"Doctor, what have you done?" I heard Alexandria whisper, a rare moment of shock for her.

"It was supposed to work…" he mumbled. I didn't think he even knew we were here. "The research… been a hero… better than her… show her…"

"Doctor," Legend tried. He placed a comforting hand on his shoulder. "William, it's me. Keith."

"Abby…"

His daughter moaned in piteous agony, halfway between a whimper and a growl; none of her organs were where they were meant to be and the Agent clearly wasn't compensating.

"Wil-"

Dr. Manton whirled, slapping Legend's hand away. "You!" he shouted. He grabbed my friend by the collar and shook him. "Fix this! Fix her!"

"William, I-"

"Fix her!" he wailed. "Bring her back! Abby!"

Tears and snot streamed down the broken man's face as he continued to shake Legend. His eyes were glassy, so wracked with grief that he wasn't seeing anything. For all his shouting, he wasn't truly registering my friend in front of him. Legend for his part knelt there, taking the man's bawling with tears in his own eyes.

That was the difference between Keith and I. He always was the most empathetic of us. I could be nice. I could be fun. But it was one thing to be with someone in the good times and a whole different matter to weep with them. Keith was always able to do that, to break his heart for what broke theirs in a completely sincere way. It was what made him the best choice as head of the Protectorate.

Alexandria floated towards them and separated the two. "I'm sorry, doctor. There is nothing we can do."

Dr. Manton hit her. His fists pounded against her chest even as she held him firmly by the shoulders. He bawled and swung as hard as he could until his fists began to bruise and bleed but Alexandria remained unmoved.

"Fix her…" he moaned, "please… Abby… I'm so sorry. Dad's so, so sorry."

He collapsed to his knees and held Alexandria's costume as he wept. The man had truly lost everything.

Eidolon and I… We stood there. A wave of shame flushed through me. I'd never been good at consoling others. Play with the Wards? Give them a childhood? I could do that. Tell a mother her son died fighting Behemoth? That was beyond me.

Still, I swallowed thickly and stepped into the room.

"Doctor," I started. I had no idea what to say. My throat was dry. Words just wouldn't form. A thousand platitudes ran through my mind and every last one rang hollow.

What could I say? The world knew me as the tinker who could make anything, the man with a nifty gadget for every problem, the answer to every question. Then why was it that I kept drawing blanks when I most needed a miracle?

"…all your fault…" I heard him whisper. It sounded like he'd finally begun to register who we were. "Cauldron…"

"Doctor," Alexandria began. "William-"

"Your fault… It's all Cauldron's fault…"

"We need to move Abby." She turned to do just that. Gently but firmly, she pried the doctor's fingers from her costume and lifted Abby into her arms. "Door, Cauldron HQ."

The all too familiar portal appeared against the wall.

"No, you can't take her!" He grasped at her cape and pulled desperately, a feather straining against a hurricane.

"If there is any hope of stabilizing her, we need to get her to Contessa."

"Contessa, yes. She has the Path. She saw this! She could have stopped it!" I saw his grief turn to unbridled rage, the kind of white, all-consuming fury that blinded the brightest of men. "This is her fault! You can't have her! You can't take Abby!"

His flailing became desperate before some shred of his normal brilliance entered his eyes. He let go of Alexandria's cape and reached into a coat pocket, withdrawing a familiar vial.

"Abby, daddy will protect you," he promised no one.

He brought the vial to his lips.

"Alex!" I shouted, too late as the doctor collapsed to his knees.

"Aaaaahhhhh!" he screamed out in agony as the Agent reached out.

Then, the world became a kaleidoscope of stars.

A waltz of constellations filled my vision as two entities swam through the cosmic sea. They were hauntingly beautiful. Seeing them again was almost a religious experience, albeit an omen of Armageddon.

The four of us had hit the ground without realizing.

I staggered to my knees and readied my blaster. I felt for the man but quashed my emotions and locked them in a box for later. There was no telling what his power would be. Would he mutate like Abby? Be driven insane as the Agent capitalized on his instability? Or would it stabilize his mind like mine restored my body?

I didn't know and so I waited, praying for the best but prepared for the worst.

"All your fault," I heard him mutter under his breath and my heart sank.

The rest of us were still down, clutching their heads to banish the trigger-vision. Still on my knees, I reached out a hand towards him. "Doctor, can you hear me? It's Eugene."

"You took Abby from me!"

He let out a wordless shout and lunged for me.

I tossed myself backwards and upwards, engaging my flightpack with the UI over my eyes. I had no idea what kind of power he received. A striker ability could kill me dead before I had a chance to reason with him.

"Doctor! Get yourself together," I yelled, trying to reason with him. In the back of my mind, I scolded myself. Screaming at a man undergoing a mental break probably wasn't the right way to handle this, but I had no fucking clue what I was doing.

My blaster snapped to my hand and I readied the stun setting.

"Shut up! Bring Abby back!"

"Please, we have to get her help," I tried to reason with him but it was futile.

Then, something appeared in front of him. It was like a monochrome Abby, a nude young woman clad only in black and white stripes. She jumped, running along the air as if it were solid ground.

I fired before I consciously registered the master projection. I was on target, perfect center mass, but the stunning bolt splashed off her sternum harmlessly. Desperately, I tried to maneuver in the cramped hotel room. It was only the flight assist system that kept me alive through the fog of the trigger-vision.

A hail of lasers from Legend similarly splashed against her without doing any damage.

"William, you've got to turn it off," he pleaded. "We want to help you!"

"Shut up! This is all Cauldron's fault! I never should have joined. I'll end it all!"

"Enough," Eidolon declared. A sphere of black that visibly distorted the space around it collided with the zebra-striped projection, popping both out of existence. "This has gone on long enough."

He was about to say something else, but the projection was back and looming behind him. The doctor didn't need to summon it directly in front of him.

"Behi-"

I tried to warn him but I wasn't fast enough. Not-Abby's nails were sharpened into claws and already lunging for my friend's back.

Then, a gray blur shoved Eidolon out of the way.

"Ahhh!" The strongest brute collapsed to the floor shrieking in agony as rivets of red ran down her cheek.

Dr. Manton's projection had gouged out Alexandria's eye. Somehow. A woman who regularly wrestled endbringers suddenly found herself on the back foot. It caught everyone by surprise, so much so that the projection paused in confusion. Not even the doctor had expected this. The implications were massive. Legend was by our downed teammate's side in a flash.

Eidolon wasted no time in taking the obvious route. A nearby lamp tore itself form the wall and streaked towards the doctor. When in doubt, take out the master.

The projection whirled and popped like a soap bubble before teleporting to the doctor, shielding him with her body. She then grabbed the bedframe and swung it like a club, ripping through the hotel walls with contemptuous ease. I noted belatedly that she could grant her durability, likely by touch. The doctor jumped onto the bed and they were making their escape out the window.

Seeing no other choice, I flew after them and holstered my handheld blaster before equipping the cannon I used every endbringer fight. Things had escalated enough and I couldn't imagine the damage the doctor could cause with a power like that. Behind me, I could see Eidolon give chase.

He soon caught up with me.

"Where's Manton?" he spoke, voice carried by the miniature comms unit installed into each of our outfits.

"He took a corner there," I pointed. "What are you using?"

"General gravity, black hole, and telekinesis, thought they'd be versatile enough," he grunted, voice tinged with frustration. "It'll take a few minutes to swap one out."

We flew after the doctor. Down below, I could see people start to take notice. Eidolon and I were easily identifiable, though I didn't know how well they could see Dr. Manton with the bedframe in the way.

"We're drawing too much attention," I told him. "We need to end this, fast."

"I know."

Just ahead, I saw the doctor and his projection race into the sky. He made sure to run towards the setting sun, making him harder for Eidolon to aim at. My mask's scanning software compensated for the excessive glare and I fired off a shot towards the projection. My disintegration ray should be strong enough to pop the projection; it drew energy from different dimensions and fired a hyper-dense wave along photon channels. Its output wasn't too far off Eidolon's best.

Should. It didn't.

My trademark golden laser lanced out but Not-Abby slashed it apart with a wave of her hand as if it were a solid object.

"Thought you wanted to end it fast?" my green-clad teammate snarked. "Doesn't that thing go any higher?"

"It's at what I use for endbringers."

"Shit. Run distraction? I can pop it, but the black hole is slow."

"Got it."

With a bit of effort, I managed to outpace them and circled around to cut off their escape. I didn't know if Not-Abby could run faster, she seemed to selectively ignore physics at will, but she shouldn't be able to influence her master directly, which meant he was still feeling the inertia of flight.

A Manton limit, coined by the very man I needed to stop.

I toned down my cannon's power in favor of volume and let loose a salvo of stunning bolts towards the pair. I hoped that like most masters, the projection would take care of itself if the master was unconscious. So long as I could tag the doctor, the power wasn't relevant.

A moment later, the sky was flooded with blue-white lasers that covered the clouds. Clearly, Legend was done looking after Alexandria. I hoped that meant good news.

The lasers fell like rain, forcing the doctor to descend. Just when I thought he wouldn't be able to avoid or block them all, his projection dropped the bed.

He began to fall but before he could get far, she tore the bedsheet from the bedframe and swirled it around the doctor, hiding him from view. I never thought I would see the day the Founders were stymied by a bedsheet, but here we were. Legend and my lasers bounced off and she carried the cocooned doctor through a building wall, disappearing into a skyscraper.

The doctor knew our abilities. Seeing that he couldn't outfly us, he was choosing to hide from my friend's superhuman vision. How willing he was to put bystanders at risk remained to be seen.

I descended into the Abby-sized hole. She'd left a clear path of destruction into the heart of the building but had been smart enough to make detours and winding turns, making sure to avoid line of sight and forcing us to slow.

The three of us followed her into what had been an office kitchenette to find a person missing an arm. Legend stayed behind, his power much less useful in close quarters. Six floors and the odd corpse later, we'd lost them.

Not for the first time, I lambasted myself for prioritizing offense over utility. My scanners were designed to make me superhumanly accurate, an "aim-bot" that tracked the disturbances in wavelengths caused by objects as they moved through the atmosphere. It was designed for use in the open to track Leviathan. A much smaller target in the building wasn't ideal.

"Anything?" Eidolon asked.

"No, either there're too many obstacles in the building or she's somehow made herself invisible to my scanner," I said bitterly. I had an anti-personnel scanner back at the lab, too! It was a collaboration project between me and Bluesong that used a combination of infrared and sonic vibrations to trace a person no matter the distance. I just never considered that the good doctor would lose his shit like this.

"Sixteen seconds until my power swaps out. I think I found one that lets me focus on heartbeats."

I nodded. It'd help, but who knew how many people there were in the building? That was the big problem with Eidolon. His Agent seemingly had access to every power, but he couldn't just pick and choose what he wanted. He likened it to trying to guide a drunk elephant. Doable, but precision wasn't exactly an option.

Before we could propose a solution, I felt my body grow cold. The world began to teeter and say as I tried to right myself.

"Hero!" I heard Eidolon shout. He reached out for something behind me.

I felt myself go slack. Looking down, I saw a pale hand emerging from my stomach. Turning, I saw her. Abby's deep brown eyes were a sinister yellow. With a predatory grin, she slashed her hand to the side, tearing out through the left side of my torso.

'Are those what my ribs look like?' I found myself thinking nonsense. My arms twitched, trying to bring my cannon to bear with strength I no longer had.

Then the pain came. If the shock was cold, the wave of burning agony brought my mind back into focus. I heard Eidolon shout something but I couldn't make sense of it one way or the other.

'He can't attack because of me.' I had time to realize that and commanded my legs to move but my spine was rent to shreds.

"Fire," I mouthed with what faculties I could control.

My eyes were fluttering, the pain too much to ignore. I still managed to engage my flightpack to its maximum output with the visor's UI, launching myself forward and off her hand. Belatedly, I felt my left arm go numb and realized that she as holding me by the shoulder as well.

'I'm going to die,' I thought. 'It's cold… Cauldron… There was so much to do…'

My vision faded to black. Then there was a flash, a halo of pale white light that beckoned me home.

Author's Note

I actually wrote this interlude at the same time as 4.8.5 but decided to publish them separately. One reason was that it was getting long. The other because I felt like having Eugene's perspective earlier on would be good for the story.

So, we know very little about the Siberian Incident. We know that Dr. Manton stole two vials, gave one to his daughter, then drank the other when her trigger failed horribly. Though we don't know conclusively if she survived or not, suffice to say she didn't make it. I glossed over the incident in the Inspired Inventor omakes, but I figured it deserved a more flushed out sequence of events here.

We also know nothing about his daughter so I made up a lot of things. Most of it is based on descriptions of the Siberian, assuming that she is of course a proportional analog rather than his idealized image of her. The Siberian has waist-length hair and long nails and appears to be a young woman at most in her early twenties. I settled on Abby/Abigail as a name… just because, really. I like the name, had a friend named Abby.

Fun fact: Elephants can get drunk. They sometimes seek out fermented/rotting marula fruits. Scientists claimed in 2006 that they can't get drunk from this because the amount of ethanol is too small compared to an elephant's mass, but this might not be true. Humans are somewhat unique in that we process ethanol very quickly. Elephants do not. It's very possible that eating enough overripe marula fruit can give an elephant a buzz.

No one's quite sure about the amount, but I choose to believe that alcoholic elephants are a thing that naturally occurs in the wild.

This has been Fabled Web's animal facts.

I agree that the conclusion was rather anti-climactic, but that was kind of the point. No dramatics, just a reasonably competent villain who plays to her strengths.
 
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My eyes were fluttering, the pain too much to ignore. I still managed to engage my flightpack to its maximum output with the visor's UI, launching myself forward and off her hand. Belatedly, I felt my left arm go numb and realized that she was holding me by the shoulder as well.

'I'm going to die,' I thought. 'It's cold… Cauldron… There was so much to do…'
Uh-oh. Does this mean that the Siberian would be pulled in as well?
 
Ah, so it was just her having grabbed him in the shoulder, stabbed him in the chest before leaving him to die there. No, wait, she held him by the shoulder, he escaped only for his shoulder to be pulled out as a result. Gruesome.

Hm, I wonder how the reaction would be after this though, if Hero does survive. Because Andy's actions so far will only make sense if he has some idea on what was going to happen.

The portal gun? Could be explained as him wanting Hero to be safe. But having prepped a stronger version of his healing potion (which he did not tell anyone about) and a tank to put Hero in for the explicit scenario of needing immediate medical care for fatal injury is not something you could brush off as just being cautious.
 
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I've heard of elephants breaking into farms and drinking all the farmer's booze before.

Edit: I'm a bit surprised they are giving him so much leeway before the fight starts. This man does fatal human experiments and knowingly gave his daughter a highly fatal drug. I guess it's easy to overlook when you are part of the program.

Normally a bad parent kidnaps their kid when they lose custody. Giving his daughter a likely fatal vial seems like the act of an abusive and shitty father. He loved his daughter, but I doubt he was good parent or good person.
 
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Someone pointed out that Abby should never have been in a custody hearing bc she is 19 now. Will fix her age to reflect this.

Oversight on my part even after six drafts.
 
Oh I just realized what Hero can build to deal with hysterical or grieving people! A subtle stun weapon. No golden beam, but an invisible stunner he can direct with his eyes. He can say they fainted from stress or something.
 
Oh I just realized what Hero can build to deal with hysterical or grieving people! A subtle stun weapon. No golden beam, but an invisible stunner he can direct with his eyes. He can say they fainted from stress or something.
Let's not make any invisible weapons. If Andy needed those remedial lessons of ethics then Hero would need them double as well if he built a weapon like that.

Andy has: asked for more time before his debut, asked for more time to build teleport, built one teleporter for Hero, built a tank in his lab, built a stronger Elixir of Life, built all previous named options in a certain way to guarantee it to work.

So Andy better play up his paranoid mindset or people might be asking him uncomfortable questions.
 
Oh I just realized what Hero can build to deal with hysterical or grieving people! A subtle stun weapon. No golden beam, but an invisible stunner he can direct with his eyes. He can say they fainted from stress or something.
Addendum: A visible and flashy stun shotgun or pistol with variable( but small) blast radius. Make the stunning beam visible, so people recognize the danger.
 
Andy has: asked for more time before his debut, asked for more time to build teleport, built one teleporter for Hero, built a tank in his lab, built a stronger Elixir of Life, built all previous named options in a certain way to guarantee it to work.

So Andy better play up his paranoid mindset or people might be asking him uncomfortable questions.
It's past paranoia though. Making the elixir and the healing tank really puts his activities in question, especially since he has mentioned many times over that he hasn't even had the time to make his armor. Why prioritize a healing tank of all things as opposed to the armor, why the secrecy, and why is everything seemingly designed for this exact scenario where Hero is going to die? Especially if the part about how he connected the gun to Hero ever gets pointed out - he literally went against the rules to get Hero's blood, forgiveness instead of permission, and that kind of action would make sense if he was desperate to save Hero no matter what - to which, he was.
 
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It's past paranoia though. Making the elixir and the healing tank really puts his activities in question, especially since he has mentioned many times over that he hasn't even had the time to make his armor. Why prioritize a healing tank of all things as opposed to the armor, why the secrecy, and why is everything seemingly designed for this exact scenario where Hero is going to die? Especially if the part about how he connected the gun to Hero ever gets pointed out - he literally went against the rules to get Hero's blood, forgiveness instead of permission, and that kind of action would make sense if he was desperate to save Hero no matter what - to which, he was.
He might, and I say might, could manage to say it was for the Endbringer fight as he kept bringing that up before. But yeah.

Consequences could be the full thinktank on him to figure him out if he doesn't out right confesses, presumed precog/thinker abilities, Cauldron's personal attention and wrong sort of conclusion why he did knew something like that could happen. The wrong sort of conclusion for example would be if he was in league with those who did it or had ties with them. Cauldron would obviously know better that he doesn't have any ties to them but PRT and Protectorate might not.

That said, we saw in Eugene previous interlude that Cauldron doesn't think that mc's ability is anything more than a Shard, and what he has shown its still within realms of possibilities of parahumans. So they won't think that its something Other than normal.

So if he confesses that he knew Hero would die between soon, they would begin to ask him questions. Stuff like how did he know? Was it powers, self deduction (bullshit) or did someone inform him? He says he remembers it from before. They ask what is before? He says before he gained his powers or came to this life. They ask what do you mean? He says he remembers his previous life and in there he remembered that Hero died.

Bam! They come to the conclusion that he's reincarnated and that's why he has an adult view on things. So obviously he come from an alternative Earth Nin(?) or Earth Alph but from later in the timeline and he somehow reincarnated earlier. So he might have gotten the cliff notes on history but anything more. Him explaining that he read a book for children about this hell world is just an exercise in frustration.
 
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Bam! They come to the conclusion that he's reincarnated and that's why he has an adult view on things. So obviously he come from an alternative Earth Nin(?) or Earth Alph but from later in the timeline and he somehow reincarnated earlier.
That's not how their model of the multiverse works though, as the parallel Earths are all on the same timeline as far as Shards are concerned. Still, I would think that it's more likely that they will assume some degree of precog on Andy's part than anything that far out.
 
Consequences could be the full thinktank on him to figure him out if he doesn't out right confesses, presumed precog/thinker abilities, Cauldron's personal attention and wrong sort of conclusion why he did knew something like that could happen.

Cauldron can just path the contents of his head! He's not immune to the Path. There is no way that Cauldron's personal attention could possibly 1) lead to a wrong conclusion or 2) require using any thinktank other than Contessa.
 
That's not how their model of the multiverse works though, as the parallel Earths are all on the same timeline as far as Shards are concerned. Still, I would think that it's more likely that they will assume some degree of precog on Andy's part than anything that far out.

You can't precog the result of a vial and this entire incident depended on the results of two vials.

(Also, according to the wiki the Protectorate and hostages were involved. Although this incident could have been butterflied. It would certainly make more sense if the Siberian killed Hero immediately after Manton took the vial, since Contessa can't path the result of as vial, so that way you don't have to ask why Contessa allowed it to happen.)
 
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That's not how their model of the multiverse works though, as the parallel Earths are all on the same timeline as far as Shards are concerned. Still, I would think that it's more likely that they will assume some degree of precog on Andy's part than anything that far out.
Just like arromdee said; you can't precog vials or triggers. Could be an overreaction to something unknown he reacted to (if it was a precog power). But that doesn't hold any water if they test it.

I know its not the standard established model. Its just that I tried to extrapolate on why he could know or have memories of when Hero died if powers couldn't have been a factor.
Cauldron can just path the contents of his head! He's not immune to the Path. There is no way that Cauldron's personal attention could possibly 1) lead to a wrong conclusion or 2) require using any thinktank other than Contessa.
Just like Contessa said in Hero's previus interlude she knows the steps she has to take to archive a certain goal. But she doesn't know what these steps will result in to archive those goals. So she's not all seeing. It could be that they tried to path his knowledge or why he knew; got all pieces but missed OOC or misrepresented something so the end result became something else. A human error in a cheat like a Path.
So they got what they think was the goal.
 
Andy has nothing to worry about. It's been rather obvious that he is worried/terrified of Endbringers. It wouldn't take much talking to him to find out that the mere idea of fighting one terrifies him. He has been working so hard stockpiling potions. That's a known thing run of the mill, but mass-produced.

Hero knows he has been working on that teleporter. Unlike himself, Hero is actually important to Endbringer fights and can fight on that level. Why would Andy even think about making his own armor if he was worried about his idol getting hurt/killed in an Endbringer fight? It's a valid worry in the setting. There doesn't need a sudden precog secondary power. It's all sort of explained by his fear of the Endbringers and wanting to fight them any way he could.

Andy has never really struck me as a fieldwork guy. He is more fieldwork despite things not because it's the center of his existence.

If asked, he could actually say that he was worried that it would all be held up waiting for testing and all that. The fear of Hero dying was a sort of now or near thing. Hero having an emergency teleport to a bacta tank? That was another of Andy's security blankets. It made him feel safer.

Why the super healing potion just for Hero? Because anything that could take down Hero or cause him to have that severe of injuries would need the best healing possible ASAP.
 
You can't precog the result of a vial and this entire incident depended on the results of two vials.
To be fair, that's actually not that true. True, on the part of most precogs, Triggers and vials do mess them up. But that's only a result of the limitations placed on them by shards, or in the case of Contessa, by Eden. It's not a limitation of shard precog, but rather a Manton Limit. The Simurgh, for example, can both predict, take into account, and manipulate Triggers in her favor.

By definition, if Triggers were truly enough to mess with shard precog, then any long-term precog plan just plain won't work, because any small factor that isn't taken account for in a simulation may cause a massive shift down the line, and this is something that should have come into mind for Contessa at some point.

(And yes, precog users can modify their plans over time to get past this issue, but again, if Triggers were truly enough to mess with precogs, then the Simurgh would have misfired a lot of her bombs given that a lot of them never came close to her after she rewired them.)

In that aspect, I can see them concluding that Andy has some form of precog that is both more and less limited than other precogs. It's not a stretch by any means to conclude that someone could be less limited than others - after all, they already believe that his power is something more extraordinary than your regular Tinker - and again, the paranoia explanation won't last under close Thinker scrutiny. They have to figure out that he's working with future information to some degree.
 
It's past paranoia though. Making the elixir and the healing tank really puts his activities in question, especially since he has mentioned many times over that he hasn't even had the time to make his armor. Why prioritize a healing tank of all things as opposed to the armor, why the secrecy, and why is everything seemingly designed for this exact scenario where Hero is going to die? Especially if the part about how he connected the gun to Hero ever gets pointed out - he literally went against the rules to get Hero's blood, forgiveness instead of permission, and that kind of action would make sense if he was desperate to save Hero no matter what - to which, he was.

Because an Endbringer fight is coming? Really, he triggered due to Leviathan. He lost his dad (hello there Hero, main male authority figure in his life) and he could do nothing. Is it that far-fetched that the kid who's spent the last weeks working non-stop to make potions and Endbringer prep, prepared something a little stronger for the guy he knows is always on the frontlines?

Seriously, Hero is a Big Deal, but parahumans are unpredictable. You never know if the next baddie you'll face is a disintegrator who'd instantly bypas your defense. Sure, Hero isn't like the Guild, he ain't explicitly seeking out S-tank threats. But he won't shy away from them, either.
 
...I'm very confused that you didn't use the canon Founders vs Siberian fight. We see literally a bunch of it in Alexandria's interlude.

Then again, this fic was already pretty non-canon (having Armsmaster having worked under Hero and been in the Wards come to mind), so I guess it doesn't matter. Just another AU.
 
So I'm going to be that guy and point out that all these arguments about how cauldron is going to react to him saving hero is useless. We don't even know if hero is saved.
 
To be fair, that's actually not that true. True, on the part of most precogs, Triggers and vials do mess them up. But that's only a result of the limitations placed on them by shards, or in the case of Contessa, by Eden. It's not a limitation of shard precog, but rather a Manton Limit. The Simurgh, for example, can both predict, take into account, and manipulate Triggers in her favor.

By definition, if Triggers were truly enough to mess with shard precog, then any long-term precog plan just plain won't work, because any small factor that isn't taken account for in a simulation may cause a massive shift down the line, and this is something that should have come into mind for Contessa at some point.

(And yes, precog users can modify their plans over time to get past this issue, but again, if Triggers were truly enough to mess with precogs, then the Simurgh would have misfired a lot of her bombs given that a lot of them never came close to her after she rewired them.)

In that aspect, I can see them concluding that Andy has some form of precog that is both more and less limited than other precogs. It's not a stretch by any means to conclude that someone could be less limited than others - after all, they already believe that his power is something more extraordinary than your regular Tinker - and again, the paranoia explanation won't last under close Thinker scrutiny. They have to figure out that he's working with future information to some degree.

The precog limit on triggers is on their specific outcome not their existence or general result. The Path can very much setup a second trigger, it just doesn't know what the exact end result is. Similarly Contessa has useful input on the vials even if she doesn't know the outcome it's something she can model. As to the Simurgh it's clear it doesn't work with exact outcomes otherwise it would fail less often, it's playing a numbers game. Run enough monte carlo simulations and you can notice patterns even if you don't know the exact outcomes, just ask Dinah.

Assuming the Simurgh's goal is largely to cause chaos it doesn't even need to predict exact results. The Travelers where going to cause serious issues, it was just a question of when. Think poker player maximizing their odds not some flawless proficiency.
 
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HOly... what's with the cliffhanger dammit!!!!

Also the way you churn the chapters so fast. I don't know if I should admire, be jealous or terrified at the speed you publish, and goddamn, you still managed to preserve the quality though.
 
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4.15 Ripples
Ripples 4.15

2000, September 15: Arlington, VA, USA


Sitting at my desk, I absentmindedly sketched out the alchemical formula for a more advanced healing potion I'd been playing with. For the first time in weeks, I'd foregone my morning exercise.

There was only so much healing potion I could make without feeling a little fed up with the redundancy and I'd reached that point a week ago. I sucked it up and bore it, but Leviathan's conspicuous absence was making me paranoid as all hell.

After my endbringer preparations were finished, I made sure to deliver them to Director Costa-Brown personally. Since then, I'd been walking on pins and needles. My luck was terrible and this was Earth-Bet. Why would I get weeks to prepare? Surely the other shoe would drop soon, right?

My mounting nervousness made me look up endbringer statistics only to find much of it was unavailable to me as a Ward. The data wasn't classified per se, but I got the impression that it wasn't something shared with the Wards on principle.

I knew from canon that on a good day, about twenty-five percent of people died from a Leviathan fight. If I remembered right, there were dozens of names listed on the Brockton Bay memorial, though I was pretty sure less than a hundred. Assuming the nice round number of fifty confirmed deaths, that meant more or less two hundred capes had attended the battle. It was all just napkin math in the end, but it seemed reasonable.

But that could have been a very good day. Dragon and Armsmaster had worked together to warn them ahead of time, something that hadn't been done before.

From what I could guess, two to three hundred attendees per battle sounded about right. I also had to account for emergency response personnel. The military would be present to coordinate evacuation efforts. The PRT would set up their own command center. Doctors and nurses would conduct triage from multiple medical tents, spread out across several favorable locations because putting all your medics in a conveniently obliterated spot was idiotic.

All told, I ballparked the number of cape and normal attendees at anywhere between five to eight hundred total. Assuming a thirty percent casualty rate, that was two-hundred-forty potions I needed to brew, and even then, not all casualties could be saved.

I clear overshot that number. I made enough to fill a literal oil drum, forty-two gallons. At eight fluid ounces per serving, that was six hundred seventy-two servings of healing potions. Of course, I'd also provided fifty Elixirs of Iron for the brute squad who would be tangling with Leviathan up close and personal.

And still I felt like I hadn't done enough.

I was stuck in a bit of a rut of my own making. I felt that making more potions wouldn't do much good, nor could I hope to finish a new project in time to matter, but I couldn't bring myself to tear myself completely from the looming endbringer.

That left me studying alchemy as known by the likes of Singed, Renata, and even some of the less kosher secrets rediscovered by the Black Rose throughout LeBlanc's tenure as its mistress. Even discounting the most unpleasant influences, alchemy was an exceedingly broad subject and there was plenty to learn. The blend of magic and chemistry was both beautiful and harrowing in equal measure. I was finally approaching the territory of what I jokingly called "anime alchemy," with its ritual circles of transmutation, adherence to the phases of the moon and stars, and exacting measurements of mana.

I'd gotten a small taste of it during the creation of the Elixir of Life, but that left me working backwards. In a way, I was like a university student who somehow enrolled in his senior thesis during his freshman year. If it wasn't for the bullshit of Inspiration propping me up, there was no way I'd have succeeded at all.

Perhaps the World Rune was sardonically correct; I was more of a baker than a true alchemist. I followed the recipe and relied on a crutch to arrive at the Elixir of Life, but the complex principles that leashed the fluctuations in mana to create the final product eluded my comprehension.

So, here I was, fiddling with alchemical circles and formulae for potions that did more than just heal. A potion of rejuvenation that could regrow limbs or organs was my first choice, one that did not have such a heavy material cost like the Elixir of Life but in exchange could only be used to replace a singular body part.

A potion which improved the five senses similar to Warwick's was my second, though I found that formula somewhat tricky due to the complex interactions in the brain. In the end, I could only make a brew that would enhance a specific sense depending on the ingredient used. A falcon's eye would grant improved vision, a rabbit's ear improved hearing, and so on. Still very useful, but not quite what I was looking for.

Inspiration was free. Understanding and application were far pricier commodities.

I rose and joined my mom for breakfast, a combination of jangjorim, kimchi, and rice. As it was Friday, lessons in Korean language and history were followed European history.

For Korean history, I was reading the biography of Admiral Yi Sunsin. Fascinating man and the true greatest admiral to ever live. Fuck Francis Drake. No, I wasn't biased. He really is just that much of a badass. European history was an overview of the decline of the Catholic Church throughout Western Europe. Most of my lessons were handled by me in a similar manner. I presented a book to Ms. Kosker and she approved it so long as the subject was vaguely in line with the syllabus.

After a dose of compulsory self-study, I took a break from the lab as mandated by my upcoming PR event. Or, as much of a break as I was willing to give myself.

The night prior, I'd given mom a shopping list of everything I'd need to bake six dozen palm-sized cookies. I'd be taking two types, dark chocolate chip with a dusting of cinnamon and a walnut-pecan mix.

I considered arriving with a basket of yakwa, traditional Korean cookies made of wheat flour and flavored with honey and ginger, but decided against it. I didn't think they would sell very well. They'd likely just be relegated to being gimmicks and conversation starters so I stuck with twists on American classics. Besides, yakwa was supposed to be fried; I could bake them, but they wouldn't taste quite the same and making anything less than the genuine article bugged me, even for something small like this.

Though I'd prefer to be in the lab, it was a good chance to take a breather from worrying myself sick over Leviathan while testing the World Rune and the results were… interesting.

The moment I thought about baking, countless recipes rushed into my head. They were like a swirling sandstorm that narrowed down to a few grains as I listed off the ingredients I had available. As I reached for the flour, the perfect way to make the dough brought itself to the forefront of my mind. Little tricks and quirks typically earned through decades of experience made themselves known to me. I knew precisely how much baking soda to use, the exact ratio of brown and white sugar, the ideal temperature of butter and cinnamon. Never once did I reach for a measuring cup or scale.

There was surprisingly no dissonance. I hadn't known the first thing about baking before Biscuit Delivery crashed into my soul, but merging with my soul apparently meant that the sum total knowledge of the culinary arts were mine now without the slightest discomfort, at least as a baker.

It was a strange feeling, even for me.

When I drew upon the experience of Champions, it was abundantly clear that their skills were not my own. I knew how Yi twisted his sword just so to parry a blow, but that didn't mean I could do it. I knew how Ahri smiled to make even the most hardheaded guardsman weak in the knees, but I definitely didn't have her superlative grace. Singed's knowledge was all there, but there was a level of detachment, as though I was reading his most intimate notes throughout years of doctoral study.

Eventually, I concluded that it was the difference between an aspect of the World Rune merged with my soul and the inspiration drawn from others.

Several hours later, I had three dozen of each flavor cooling on the table. Being the host of Inspiration must have rubbed off on me because I couldn't stop myself from experimenting a bit. Taking one chocolate chip cookie, I focused on flooding it with mana.

The results were simultaneously disappointing and promising.

Mana by itself did jack all; there was nothing to bind to, whether via alchemic transmutation or through a physical matrix. It just kind of settled in the cookie before dissipating into the air.

But then, that in itself was proof of untapped possibilities. If it could hold mana, it could hold spells. With a little effort, I felt that I could craft magic cookies much like magic potions. I'd need to come up with my own recipes, but the Biscuits of Everlasting Will seemed like good aspirational targets.

That was an experiment for another time, yet another branch of magic I wanted to explore someday. It may actually be my first original branch of magic, or at least not one that wasn't as heavily copied from preexisting foundations such as techmaturgy.

X​

Washington-Lee High School was disappointingly average. I wasn't sure what I was expecting. I heard from Powell that it was one of if not the best school in Arlington, the city of course already being one of the most educated cities in the country. A part of me expected manicured lawns and a fountain like a prep school. In the end, a public school was a public school. It sucked no matter what rank it scored on standardized tests.

To be fair to WLHS, it had a hell of a backyard. Just southeast of the softball field was Quincy Park, bequeathed to the people of then Quincy City in 1919 by some old rich guy when he went belly-up. The school's track and cross country teams often ran around the park, probably because running around the track field for a dozen laps got boring real fast.

In order to not disturb the marching band rehearsing on the football field for the rally later tonight, someone had the bright idea to hold the bake sale at the park. With the addition of three Wards, it was already an event in its own right and holding it at the park would make drawing in lucky joggers easier.

I met the two senior Wards at the tables, Just-Ice and Brigadier.

Both were male and significantly older than me, though Brigadier was clearly in the tail end of high school while Just-Ice could be in anything from eight to tenth grade. They were talking to one Mrs. Andrews, the rail-thin PTA coordinator, while surreptitiously staring at the tables laden with sweets. The only reason I could tell who she was was thanks to the lanyard she wore around her neck.

Brigadier was dressed in a military dress uniform, though left intentionally ambiguous so as to not incite any accusations of stolen valor from overly sensitive idiots. The uniform was comprised of a navy-blue top with durable white pants and brass buttons. A white cap with a navy bill and his personal logo sat on his blonde head. Even his hair was cropped short to evoke the boot camp aesthetic.

Just-Ice wore a far more typical hero outfit, a white bodysuit with blue accents. His shoulders had the blue lining in irregular triangles to evoke icicles. His face was mostly covered by a visor instead of a mask, though I didn't know if it had any tinkertech. Maybe it was just meant to look like stylized ski goggles. I thought he looked a little like Frozone from the Incredibles, but that movie wouldn't come out for another four years in Earth-Aleph.

I could see why the two were chosen for this PR stunt. Washington-Lee High School's colors were blue and white and its team was the Generals.

"Here comes the last Ward," Brigadier pointed me out for Mrs. Andrews. He stepped up and offered me a firm handshake, back ramrod straight. "Hyunmu of the DC Team, right? It's good to meet someone from across the river."

I wondered how much of that military bearing was an act. Putting my question aside, I took his hand and shook it once as I bowed at the waist. "It is good to meet you, Brigadier. And you as well, Just-Ice. Your name is very funny," I responded in my typical faked accent. I held out a shopping bag full of cookies. "Mrs. Andrews, here are the cookies."

"Oh, sweetheart, you shouldn't have," she cooed, practically baby-talk. I could already tell it'd be a long two hours. She ushered the three of us to prominent places of honor behind the tables so everyone could get a chance to talk to us while browsing the wares. "Did your mom make them for you?"

"I enjoy baking."

"Aww, I'm sure she appreciated your help, sweetie." She then spoke to all of us. "Now, the cookies have numbered tags. The sheets in front of you have ingredient lists so you can talk about them to whoever comes by. Also remember to warn people about allergies."

I breathed out a sigh of relief when she walked off to make a nuisance of herself somewhere else and placed my two trays down in front of me, each tagged with the numbers I'd received in a previous email.

Curious, I began to read the sheets she handed out. One by one, I matched the goods on exhibit to the numbers and examined them to see if I could spot any really great examples of confectionary.

There was one particular gem, a riff on a classic pound cake made with marshmallow fluff and chocolate mixed into the center and graham cracker crumble for the crust. The s'mores theme was nice, but it was the mechanical perfection that caught my attention. Everything from the baking time to the temperature was as near to perfect as something made by mortal hands could get.

I hadn't expected to ever associate "mechanical perfection" with baked goods before, but here I was.

The World Rune was weird.

Sure enough, I looked through the directory Mrs. Andrews handed us and saw that it was the contribution of Bayou Bakery, a Louisiana-style café and bakery near my house. There was enough skill in that cake that I didn't think someone's stay at home mom made it.

The rest were about what I expected, decent enough but nothing worth mentioning. What did it say about me, I wondered, that I became a culinary snob with a single rune?

Still, some of the gimmicks were fun. I saw shortbreads shaped like the Founders, an éclair meant to look like the Washington Monument, and miniature king cakes for some reason. Guess someone missed out on Mardi Gras.

"Seriously, this is the twenty-first century! Who names a school after Robert Lee?" Just-Ice's question dragged me back from my impromptu bakery critique. "Just sayin'. That's wack."

Brigadier rolled his eyes, obviously not the first time he'd heard this particular refrain. "It's just a name, Ice. Deal."

"I'm dealin' but there's gotta be at least one famous dude whose last name starts with an 'L' and didn't own slaves."

"Luther comes to mind. I am told he is somewhat important to this country," I drawled sarcastically.

"See? The school can be Washington-Luther High School and they wouldn't even need to change the logo."

"Then they'd have to change the Generals. Washington and Lee were both famous generals."

"That's better than catering to a slave owner," the younger boy grumbled.

"What would their mascot be then?"

"Lady Liberty? They've got the whole patriotism thing going strong here."

"The Libertarians," I quipped. "They can say the school shouldn't fund buses then have an excuse for missing every game."

"Ooh, snap, lil' dude's got fangs."

"Hah, yeah, hopefully the Generals do better this season."

"Name's still wack."

I snatched two of my cookies and stuffed them in their mouths before the two could strike up their argument again. "No arguing. It is not seemly."

Brigadier choked down his cookie and brushed the crumbs from his jacket. "Ahem, yeah, he's right. Also, your mom's am awesome baker, Hyunmu."

"Seriously, can I get one more?"

"You may not. And I am the only one who bakes in my house."

"Wait, for real?"

"de Janeiro."

"What?"

"Ask silly questions, receive silly answers," I nodded as I dispensed to him the wisdom of the ancients.

"Heh. Rio de Janeiro," Brigadier chuckled.

"Yeah, I got that. Snarky pipsqueak."

"Only on Fridays. To answer your question, baking is like tinkering without the fancy tools. If you follow the steps, you will eventually arrive at something edible."

We didn't get to continue our back and forth because people started to arrive and browse the tables. One middle-aged man reached out for a cookie but I tossed the Ymelo into his hand instead.

"Do not touch the cookies," I told him in my most serious tone. It had all the gravitas as a wet puppy yapping at an elephant, but the strange accent and mask were enough to make him stop. I spoke as frigidly as I could. "If you wish to know more about the ingredients or have concerns about allergies, I would be happy to inform you, sir."

"Uh, right, sorry," he mumbled out before shuffling away.

"Pretty sure we're supposed to get them to buy stuff, not scare them away," Just-Ice sniggered.

"Hush, you."

Still, he was right. Lacking any other ideas, I took a few cookies from each of my trays and broke them into pieces before laying them out on another plate. On an index card, I wrote, "Free samples: chocolate chip & cinnamon, walnut & pecan."

X​

The next few hours passed in a dull haze of irritation interspersed with self-indulgence of my own cookies. I was fairly sure I'd eaten less than I sold, but who could say?

"If I get called 'sweetie' one more time, I am going to turn Mrs. Andrews into a squirrel," I grumbled.

"Can you actually?" Just-Ice asked.

"No turning people into woodland creatures," Brigadier drawled, insistent on being the adult in the room.

Soon after, we helped them pack up before I said my goodbyes to the VA Team. They were sticking around for the actual rally while I could skip out.

On my way back, I thought about how the event went. As expected, I received a lot more baby-talk than I was happy with, but there was no easy fix for that.

On the plus side, I got to learn about the different ways PRT managed its heroes' images. Metalmaru had told me that it was important to see the different styles so I could develop my own and I felt like I better understood what he meant. Brigadier and Just-Ice represented two very different paradigms even as they participated in the same event and interacted with the same group of people.

Brigadier was crisp and formal, military down to the core. He was polite but brisk, almost as though he was ready to snap to attention at any second. Accusations of child soldiers weren't as prominent at the moment and the dress uniform was a far cry from actual combat gear. Basically, he could get away with it because Miss Militia blazed that trail already.

Throughout the evening, I found out that he'd only joined as a Ward four months ago so even though he was the oldest on their team, he wasn't the leader, Megamix was. The PRT didn't want him to graduate until he had a better background in SOPs and other general knowledge.

He was a vigilante for a short while before joining the Wards, but some basic context told me those weren't fond memories. He wasn't an ass, but he definitely had a bit of a chip on his shoulder, especially towards his leader. In that sense, having a more rigid public persona likely helped him present a heroic image.

Just-Ice was the exact opposite. My earlier Frozone comparison was spot on. He was friendly and funny, in small doses. There were only so many ice related puns I could handle. Even here, his persona helped. He confided that he actually memorized a dozen different ice and cold puns and recycled them as appropriate. His young-ish age meant he could afford to be immature to appeal to his age group.

I typed up some notes, dos and don'ts of public relations that I'd learned from observing my seniors. Before I knew it, I was home.

X​

I arrived home at seven but I was exhausted despite the early hour. It seemed that I was an introvert in this life as well; social interaction drained me faster than even full-throttle training regimens.

I gratefully ate a bowl of budae-jjigae prepared by my mom. The jjigae was something of a family specialty. It literally translated to "army stew" and was about the unhealthiest thing in common Korean cuisine. Still, my dad loved it when he was alive, saying it reminded him of his barrack days. Coast guard he might have been, but he went through basic like everyone else. The stew made mom and me feel nostalgic.

After another movie night with my old crew, I staggered into the shower and let myself get carried away by the hot water. Something about taking time off from endbringer prep coupled with the PR stunt and the stress of worrying about Hero almost knocked me clear out. I shook myself off and got out of the shower before I could really fall asleep standing up.

I froze, the towel still on my damp hair.

There was someone on my bed.

She had flawless pale skin and black hair that was somewhere between wavy and curly. It fell a bit past her shoulder, framing her naturally pretty face. Even with the Oracle's Elixir, I couldn't tell if she was wearing makeup at all. If I had to guess, I'd put her at around thirty years of age.

All of that was immaterial. The perfectly tailored black suit, white dress shirt, and black tie were far more noteworthy. But if the suit sent warning bells through my head, the fedora turned them into endbringer alarms in their intensity.

I stepped back into the bathroom and started to channel. 'Hexflash in. Minion Dematerializer to the head. No. This is Contessa. Center mass,' I thought. 'Blow all charges to either side. No chance to dodge. No, She'll dodge and shove a Q-tip up my nose before kicking my ass with a rolled up newspaper.'

Just as I got ready to make the attempt anyway, she turned my way. Our eyes met through the wall because of fucking course they did. She shot me a cheeky smile and a wink before wagging a finger towards her.

Cautiously, I dressed and walked back to my room before settling against the far corner. I didn't want to notify mom. What was she going to do? Call the cops? She'd panic and making her panic was the worst thing I could do right now. But I also needed to give myself as much space as possible in case it came down to a fight. If it did, I'd flash out of there and hope for the best.

"Hyunmu," she spoke, the corner of her lips upturned in a confident smirk. Her voice was silky-smooth and perfectly conveyed her mood, or at least allowed people to draw whatever conclusion she wanted them to. In my case, she was almost playful, teasing and friendly with an undercurrent of sharpened steel. I felt like a rabbit being charmed to death by a swaying cobra. "Let's chat."

Author's Note

Jangjorim is a popular Korean banchan. It's eggs braised in soy sauce with different ingredients added depending on the house. My mom liked to braise chuck roast at the same time alongside onions, garlic, and ginger. It keeps very well in the fridge and like pizza, arguably better cold so the flavors have a chance to meld.

Seriously though, Admiral Yi is legit the greatest admiral no one's ever heard of. For real, Nasu did him dirty ignoring him. Like the fuck?
Bonnie and Clyde got a cameo but not this badass?

Shut up. I'm not salty.

Budae-jjigae is kimchi-jjigae with Spam, ramen, American cheese, sausages, ramen seasoning (Shin if you're being legit), and tteok, or Korean rice cake. It came out of the Korean War, partly when the US shipped literal tons of Spam to Korea in the name of humanitarian aid (getting rid of shit). Koreans had no fucking clue what to do with it so… we just kind of dumped everything into a stew. And since it was most commonly made in barracks by combining the rations of the team, it came to be known as "army stew."

Seriously though, it's good shit. Super-unhealthy, but amazing. There are restaurants that specialize in just this in Korea and they're amazing places to get drunk in.

Heh. One of these days, he'll stop getting caught by surprise despite having 360 degree vision.

Or maybe not.

In his defense,
it's Contessa.

I don't think I've ever ended an arc at this much of a cliffhanger before but needs must. See you in a month or two!

Nah, just playing. I was going to, but decided that this conversation really needed to happen to close off Ripples.
 
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