In this Multi-Crossover AU, a series of events lead to Izuku Midoriya being a mob boss. However, Izuku, being..... Well, Izuku, is comedically terrible at his job and only feared and alive due to his underlings, rejects and misfits who have come to respect and care for Izuku due to his kindness towards them. What kind of insane antics will this oddball group get into? Only time will tell!
It was an average day in a normal, unassuming abandoned dog food factory. A generic looking thug gulped as he gave a secret knock (hitting three distinct spots, followed by a kick) and waited to be let in.
"You have a lot of nerve coming here, Mr. Sakana." A yellow-eyed blonde of average height scoffed at the thug.
"Yeah. You owe us big time." An invisible woman added.
"Invisible Girl, Mt. Lady, let him in." A voice cut in. The duo nod and allow the man to enter.
"Aw, Daisuke Sakana. How pleasant to see you." A green haired youth smiled. Flanking him was a wild-looking blonde and a black-haired stereotypical looking sphinx. The former was sharpening a knife and the latter was licking her lips. This, of course, made the thug deeply nervous.
"Please, take a seat." The green haired youth stated, wording it like a request when it clearly wasn't. Trembling, The man sat down.
"Mr. Midoriya, I can exp-" Mr. Sanaka began, bring Interrupted by the green-haired youth, Izuku Midoriya, lighting a cigar.
"You come to me on the day of my best friend's birthday, seeking more- GACK! WHEEZE! COUGH! GAH, I REALLY NEED TO STOP TRYING TO SMOKE FOR EFFECT, I CAN'T HANDLE IT!" Izuku coughed and wheezed, removing all fear from the room.
"You ok boss?" Cassandra, the Sphinx Quirk User, chuckled, Patting him on the back.
"Ugh, yeah…." Izuku groaned …. Blushing as Mr. Sanaka burst out laughing.
"Oh man, can't believe I was scared of you! It's always nice to be reminded you're lame." The thug laughed as Izuku sniffled. Mt. Lady and Invisible Girl (better known as Toru Hagakure) from earlier enter the room and drag Mr. Sanaka out, Toga following with a grin that indicated bad times.
"So, Izuku, want to hear a riddle?" Cassandra asked, currently using her Quirk so that only she could be heard, Mr. Sanaka being brutally beaten while he screamed in the background.
"Oooooh, yes! I love your riddles!" Izuku smiled. Cassandra smiled back.
Meanwhile….
A sobbing Mr. Sanaka, covered in Bruises and Knife wounds, tried to crawl off. He looked up to see his path blocked by An orange monkey man.
"Hey, your last name means, uh huh uh huh, fish, right?" The monkey man, Etemon, smiled.
"Y-Yes…." The thug sobbed. A gun is pointed at his Forehead.
"Thank you, uh thank you very much." Etemon cruelly smirked.
"No no no no no! Please! I'M BEGGING YOU, I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS! P-PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" The man sobbed, Wetting himself in terror.
"Let him live." A creepy clown man with zombie-like features smirked.
"What are you on about Zombozo?" A small green with purple hair creature raised an eyebrow.
"Well, living in fear that we could come track him down and finish the job whenever we feel like it is a much more effective punishment, eh Gobta?" The clown, Zombozo smirked, smirked at Green creature, Gobta.
"Touche." A purple-haired attractive woman with a horn, Shion, chuckled.
"Wellp, get outta here. But remember… you'll only alive because it amuses us." An olive-eyed Blonde, Joi Irinaka, cackled. The thug sobbed and scrambled off.
"Also, We're totally letting people know you wet yourself!" A black and white creature with a flower in her hair, Dot Warner, called out.
"Hey guys, what'd I miss?" Izuku asked as he and Cassandra exit the office.
"Nothin' much. Mr. Sanaka and us had an… enlightening conversation." A blue cat, Happy, smirked, followed by chuckling from A cute fairy-like creature (E.M. Pino) and a cute blonde (Rebecca Bluegarden).
"Well, that's nice. Hope you came to a mutually beneficial agreement." Izuku smiled. The last few members, a cat-like lady (Alicia Pris), a yellow-skinned tall guy (Ed), a scrawny lad with a black sock on his head (Edd), a short lad with three strands of hair (Eddy), a green-suited man with baldness (Snively), a shark man (King Shark) and a mud man (Clayface) all smirk alongside their fellows.
"You could say that…" Eddy Snickered. Izuku felt a little concerned, but trusted his Underlings.
"Well, I have to go make sure Eri got to sleep." He smiled, walking off. He peeked in and, sure enough, she was snoozing peacefully, to Izuku's joy.
All in all, an average day For the new and improved Shie Hassaikai Yakuza.
Izuku Midoriya, Toru Hagakure, Yu Takeyama/Mt. Lady, Himiko Toga, Joi Irinaka/Mimic and Eri (My Hero Academia)
Cassandra (Dragon Goes House-Hunting)
Snively (Sonic SatAM)
Shion and Gobta (That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime)
Etemon (Digimon Adventure)
Herbert J. Zomboni/Zombozo (Ben 10 Classic)
Rebecca Bluegarden, Happy and E.M. Pino (EDENS ZERO)
Dot Warner (Animaniacs)
Alicia Pris (Little Tail Bronx)
Ed, Edd and Eddy (Ed Edd n' Eddy)
King Shark and Clayface (Harley Quinn Animated Series)