I wrote a follow-up, set some time after. Nothing especially serious; just some young people being idiots. I had the idea and it was persistent enough that I decided to write it down. This doesn't have a title yet. I may end up turning this thread into a place to dump TT one-shots if I have more ideas.
Feel free to vomit your opinions here. Feedback, grammatical mistakes, etc. all is welcome.
So, without further ado:
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'Raven!'
Raven stopped for a moment, 'what was that?' nothing further seemed to happen. She turned back to her tea.
'Raven!'
She stopped again, her brow furrowing, 'Who else in the name of Azarath could be up at this time of morning?'
'Dammit, Raven! Please, please be able to hear me!'
She sighed and stood up. A moment later dark shadows enveloped her and she was gone. She emerged at the source of the thoughts, in Beast Boy's room of all places.
She stared.
Beast Boy was, as to be expected, in bed and sound asleep. Hardly unusual. An extremely sheepish-looking Terra was also in bed with him, which was extremely unusual. More noticeably – based on the amount of clothing strewn across the floor and the fact that Terra was clutching the covers around her chest – neither of them appeared to be wearing anything.
Raven raised an eyebrow.
"I'm not even going to ask."
"Raven.. um... I need your help," whispered a reddening Terra.
"I don't want to know." Raven said, making absolutely no effort to conceal her voice.
"You haven't even heard what-"
"And based on the current situation, I don't want to."
"Please Raven!"
Raven sighed, getting the sinking feeling she was going to regret this.
"Okay, fine. What's the... problem. And please be as vague as possible."
Terra turned an even brighter shade of red, "Well we.. um..."
"You fucked. I got that much, how does this involve needing my help?"
Terra gave a small squeak, "Would it kill you to keep your voice down? Do you really want everyone to find out? I don't know about you, but I don't want Cyborg reinventing 'Booyah'."
Now that she thought about it, Raven did not like that prospect either. She dropped her voice, "Fine. Get to the part where you need my help."
"Well, uh.. we uh... didn't, um, use any... er...." her voice petered out as Raven stared at her. There was a long silence.
"Then you're idiots," Raven finally said, "What do you expect me to do about it? Why the Azarath didn't you get some protection?"
"It was pretty spur of the fucking moment!" whispered Terra hotly.
"No shit. Deal with it," Raven said, and with that she was gone in a rush of darkness. Terra stared at where Raven had just been with horror.
Through the floor Terra heard maniacal laughter issuing from what sounded like the kitchen. Then she heard a loud, drawn out groan and seconds later Raven was back in the room amid another burst of darkness.
"Okay, fine," she said, "What do you want me to do?"
"I need you to get a morning-after pill for me."
"And you can't get it yourself, because?"
"I'm not really in a condition to get up... much less go out," Terra blushed again at this.
"Why?" Raven furrowed her brow, confused.
"Think about it, Rae."
Raven thought for a moment, "I don't follow."
Terra sighed, "My legs are really sore."
"How come?" asked Raven.
"Are you trying to drag this out deliberately? Or are you being serious?"
"I genuinely still don't follow."
"My legs are sore from all the fucking," Terra rushed out, very quietly.
"Oh."
"Oh? Seriously?"
"I'm not exactly well versed in this kind of thing," said Raven defensively, "So let me get this straight; you expect me to go out and get a morning after pill in broad daylight? In public? You have heard of the paparazzi and the internet, right?"
"Pleeeaase?" Terra begged for what felt like the fiftieth time that morning, "You can disguise yourself surely? I'll owe you."
Raven snorted, "I highly doubt you are capable of paying me back for this."
"Markovian tea?"
"Excuse me?" said Raven, looking much more seriously at Terra now.
"I can get you some Markovian tea."
"Lifetime supply?"
"If that's what it costs."
Raven pretended to think about it for a moment before, "Deal. Give me fifteen minutes," then she was gone in a flurry of shadow.
She returned about fifteen minutes later to find Terra snuggled up against the still-asleep Beast Boy.
"We will never speak of this again. I expect my tea by the end of the week," was all Raven said before dropping the blister onto the bed.
"Will do," Terra replied, "But I'll be telling Gar."
"I should hope so," Raven said, glancing at the now-purring but still sleeping Beast Boy.
Later that morning, a now-dressed Beast Boy and Terra entered the main room. They walked over to Raven, who was reading a new detective mystery book – the hero of which was a blatantly ripped off combination of Batman and Dr. Mid-Nite.
"Thanks Rae," said Beast Boy as the two sat down on sofa beside her.
"That tea had better be as good as it's supposed to fucking be!" snapped Raven and pointed up to the newsfeed on the TV.
On it was a photo of a rather impressively disguised Raven, buying a morning after-pill. The only way it was possible to tell it was her was due to the side-by-side photo of Raven with a facial recognition scan clearly highlighting the identical face structure in both photos. At the bottom of the screen was the caption:
'Titan Raven seen buying morning-after pill by forensic expert! Who is Raven's new man?'
Beast Boy and Terra stared up at the screen in horror.
"Rae, we're so sorry!" said Terra after she had fully processed the newsfeed. "Shit, this is completely our-"
"Just shut up," Raven snapped icily.
"Raven? Can you please explain this?" came Batgirl's voice over their shoulders, "You're supposed to tell us if you have a boyfriend – he could be in danger now!"
"Looks like Raven reinvented 'BOOYAH'!" called Cyborg from the door.
Raven slammed her book shut. "You want an explanation, ask these two idiots," and with that she stormed off.
Batgirl turned to Terra and Beast Boy, "So? I'm waiting."
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