[Begin Log Entry 003]
That template creator I mentioned, the one that designs infiltrator bodies? The most obtusely designed control interface I've ever encountered. Picture Windows Vista, now image windows vista created by committee with each member coming from a different country and speaking a different language. Now image that the design this committee came up with was put through a paper shredder, reassembled by blind monkeys before being sent to china for where they put it together using work by the lowest bidder, and rather than upload software with an English translation, or even an understandable Chinese one, it's been written in Swahili, by Tibetan monks, on crack.
It took me ten days. Ten days where I was overclocking my CPU. Ten days of trying, failing and restarting before finally managing to create something that not only worked, but I actually liked. Still this whole thing was a pain in the ass, figuratively of course. I hate it when choices are made for me, and this entire thing is like getting trapped in a car dealership and told you can only leave if you buy a car, and you can have any colour you want, so long as it's black….
I'm rambling again…. Well here goes nothing. If there's nothing more after this hopefully it's just because I fried the power grid.
[End Log 003]
The first thing I noticed was the cold. It's funny just how quickly you can't remember what touch feels like when you're a computer. It's one of those things we live with and can't image not having because it's with us for every second of our lives. I swear I'll never take it for granted again. The feel of cold steel beneath was hands was exquisite, the lack of sensation just making it all the more acute and almost painful for me, but I managed to pull myself away and focus on my surroundings. Well them and myself.
The room was visibly worn and damaged in a way I hadn't realised looking through the camera. The wall to my right was completely destroyed, what was left of the torso of a dox was lying in the hole. Ice covered two of the three remaining walls while the last had wall dripping down it as the building's heating kept ice from forming near the fabricator arms.
I pushed myself up into a sitting position on the brand new table. I had taken the liberty of creating a something more stable than the bent and rusted before I started the procedure. I winced as pain shot up my spine from my tails as I accidentally sat on a couple.
"Owowowowowow." I complained as I pulled a pair of long crimson furred tails out from under me. It took a bit of effort to ignore the higher pitch of my voice and instead focus on running a… let's just call it a diagnostic check on my body. Between my programs and my eyes I managed to confirm that all nine, yes
nine, tails were present, and that my hair and fox ears were both there and a dark bloody crimson just like the tails. I ran my hands along my new body, both checking for defects and marvelling in the sensations of having a body again.
My body started to heat up and I forced my hands onto the cold table with a blush. I shook my head to clear it and shivered at the cold that filled the building. In a way it was amazing just how little the temperature was affecting me. It was well below freezing inside the room, yet it felt like all I need to do was throw on something on to get the cold air off my skin. The perks of being a self-replicating murderbot hmmmm?
"Well, enough sitting around." I said to the empty room and with a swing of my legs, hopped off the table. My first steps weren't, I'm sorry to say, particularly graceful. See there's this thing call
center of gravity. I'm used to having a lack of anything hanging off my chest, and with that a rather different center of gravity than a female body. Especially one as… gifted as my current form, which I'd like to say I dialed that slider down as far as it would go but it refused to do anything smaller than what I currently had. There was an apparently 'mechanical' reason behind this of course, just like all the other 'necessary' things that the designer had insisted upon, like the ears and tails.
My ears? Apparently double as radar, and my hair, down to my waist as it is, can function as a transceiver. Each of my tails has a dispenser for nanites at the tip. Okay fine, makes sense trying to fit the functions of a commander into a body that's not even two meter's tall. Fifteen meters down to two. Ambitious you can't say these guys weren't.
It's where things get well… lewd that I'm having issues believing their reasoning. Folded spaces is funny, the interior of the space is a function of the exterior of the compartment. The bigger the exterior surface the bigger the interior. A commander needs a spot for their reactor, and another to contain a supply of metal for constructing an initial base.
The reactor? My shapely rump is apparently nuclear. The metal supply? A function of my breast size. Yeah. Right. I'm calling bullshit. There's no fucking way they couldn't have fit it all in my torso, and I can't even
kill them for it since they're at least five million years gone. All I can do instead is face plant onto the rough broken tiles as I overbalance and go ass over teakettle through the nearest wall. Yeah the four foot thick wall of ice that was in front of me. That wall.
I managed to dig myself out of the remains the wall with little more than wounded pride and an angry pout. "And now I need to learn to walk again. Thank you rob, thank you
so much." I growled as I got up onto unsteady feet, and with two hands gripping the wall hard enough to dig holes in both ice and rusted metal, slowly made my way across the room to the doorway.
I shivered again as a breeze blew through the room. That was another thing, I had no clothes. Fabricators could only build what they had templates for, an annoying thing that prevented me from simply summoning up a set of clothes with the nanites in my own body. Still it was less of a problem than walking. Fuck those science nerds, and screw ROB.
It took me an hour to make it through the dreary, dimly lit hallways to the main server room. Still being a cyborg did give me a few advantages including low light enhancement for my eyesight and even infrared which allowed me to avoid tripping over most of the rubble in the halls.
When I stepped into the room, still leaning on the wall for support, the room went from emergency lighting only to full power as the main console turned and a large holographic screen formed instantly in front of the only intact chair in the room. It was an old metal frame with a couple of plates of sheet metal forming the seat and back. What cushions there had been had obviously fallen victim to age.
I settled onto the chair with a sigh, sitting sideways so that my tails didn't get in the way. I shivered and on a whim pulled my long tails up and around me. The fur was soft and helped keep the chill of the room off me. Setting in I pulled up the status screen for the complex with a thought and winced as I saw the damage report. Most of the geothermal generators were simply gone, having been pushed far passed what they could handle in their current state. The stock of metal, more like mass given the way progenitor nanites rearranged atoms on the fly for whatever material they needed, was dangerously low though it was slowly ticking back up as more came from the extractor. Still it could have been worse, I didn't die after all.
Now though I could actually start making some progress on getting my situation stable. First, writing a design program. Honestly I've never written a program before, but I suppose there's a first time for everything and I do have an example of a… semi functional one. Let's see what I can manage.
My mind was a lot clearer after getting transferred out of the server farm, unsurprisingly so since my investigation revealed most of the system was either barely functioning or flat out dead. The difference showed as I was programming the design interface. What might have taken me hours or even days was done in thirty minutes, with two more revisions finished in the next twenty after that.
A full hour after I started working on it I was ready to test a template. It wasn't much, just some clothing to help keep me warm. I activated the template and stood up as my tails unwrapped from around me and pointed straight up. From the tips of the tails a white mist sprayed into the air before swirling around me and forming cloth from thin air.
It was a kimono a few shades of red lighter than my hair, simple I know but the fewer variables I needed to play with the less could go wrong. I'd rather not strangle myself if I can help it. Still it feels a bit tight in the… chest…
I look down at my breasts and frown as I mental compare the sizes of the kimono to the template and realize that, no the issue wasn't with the kimono. I'd gotten my own sizes wrong, which should have been impossible because I'd pulled the information directly from the original… program… god damn it.
A thought pulled up the archived reports on the project, most of which I hadn't read yet, and quickly devoured them. Yeah turns out this is actually a known problem, which I should have realized before. There's a glitch that results in measurements not transferring to the fabbers properly. I suppose I should be happy I don't have two legs of different lengths. Still I have cleavage, some very fine cleavage that I'm sure more than a few would be jealous of, but I'd chosen a kimono to
avoid cleavage. I've got body issues… somehow I don't think this is what people think of when you use that line.
Still the test is successful and that's the important part. I settled back into my chair with a sigh before cracking my hands. Time to get to work on an actual vehicle template.
Programing a design program? An hour of work. Designing and making a Kimono? Ten minutes. Designing and building a mobile fabricator? Not so easy. At least not so easy when the only fabricator rated for building vehicles was on the outside of the building, and frozen solid. There was a vehicle bay, but it all the fabricator arms were busted from neglect and well… this place didn't seem to have ended its days of research peacefully if the dox corpses in the hallways meant anything. Hmm… weren't those supposed to self-destruct on death? Must have been an earlier model then.
Anyways with the fabricator arms busted that meant I'd have to repair them, in person; because I'm the only 'mobile' fabricator currently on the premises. Yeah me! Whooooo……
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that after walking the half kilometer of corridor to the vehicle bay, I find the doorway blocked by a dox, dead of course, and another ton of broken metal sheeting and girders. Still I can see passed it to the vehicle bay which means all I need to do is get rid of the wreckage keeping me out and I can get to work. I guess this is a chance to test out the reclaiming systems.
I raise one tail and a mist of white nanites floats through the air onto the metal. It only takes a few seconds before I see the metal begin to break down, evaporating into more nanites that then assist in consuming everything else in the pile. It takes ten seconds before all that is left is a floating cloud of nanites. I briefly amuse myself by making them form a floating victory sign before sending the recall notice to both the old and new nanites.
You'd think a bunch of nanites can't move all that quick right? Wrong. Nanites move quickly when they have a purpose. The nanites don't so much float towards me as rocket, blanketing me as they absorb back into me through my skin.
"Oh my~." Escapes from my mouth unbidden as the sudden, and very unique, sensation of trillions of nanites entering me washes across my entire body. Its… hard to describe to someone who can't experience it. Incredibly pleasant and relaxing though is the best way to describe it. After it as was done I felt… heavier for a moment before a feeling of satisfaction swelled up from within.
I sighed. That was interesting and served to highlight just how strange my new body was. I spotted another dox corpse just down the hall. Perhaps I should reclaim it as well? I might need more material for the fabricators… hmmmm… Why not?
Fifteen seconds and one more pleasant experience later I walked into the vehicle bay. It was a large room, well over a hundred meters long with stations along both walls where vehicles could be repaired or constructed. The end I entered at held a long counter with computer and desks, mostly rusted away now but there were still a few things left to tell their tale. The fall side was a door leading to a room full of rusted or just broken vehicles and another hundred meters down there was a large doorway that had been obviously blown open with snow and ice spilling through to fill a large portion of the motor pool.
Striding forward into the center of the room I looked around before nodding once and raising my tails. This would take most of my personal store of materials but I should be able to manage. With a flip of a mental switch nanites are sprayed out from their dispensers and fly across the room towards the broken fabrication stations, leaving a trail of sparkling new flooring behind them.
Watching nanites work is interesting the first couple times, but after that it rapidly gets boring. I mean it's not like watching paint dry or anything but damn it why does this take so long? Still what would have been days or months' worth of work by hand is finished in just under an hour. Hell they even repaired the counter at the back of the room.
I shivered as the remaining nanites flowed back into me. Honestly using that much of my store left me feeling hungry. Looking at a chair and wondering whether I should reclaim it or not is a very strange experience. Unlike my experiences with food I actually manage to restrain myself this time. Tasty looking or not I still need those chairs. Probably..hm… no bad self-replicating warmachine. Bad… and now I feel bad, wonderful moving on.
All progenitor equipment is linked via a subspace network that, theoretically, has no maximum distance. Well it still has to connect to a central node in order to function, but a single network can stretch across a room or a galaxy with just as much ease. At the moment I am the central node for the facility which makes it easy for more to simply reach out and trigger the fabrication programs for the vehicle bays. Instantly wireframes made of nanites begin to form. Time until the first fabrication vehicle finishes? Six minutes. A lot longer than it was in the game, but then again this is reality and six minutes for a vehicle the size of a tank is impressive.
A loud crash of breaking rock and ice from the motor pool breaks through my celebration of progresss. "What now?" I complain as I start heading for the room full of broken and rusted out vehicles. Not my best idea every as I suddenly found the broken wreck of an ant hurtling at my face.
At this point I'd like to be able to say I dodged it, or discovered that I did, in fact, have a D-gun and just shot it out of the air. The truth? I stood there with a deer in headlights look on my face and took a flying Ant-class light tank head on like a scrub. The blow didn't kill me but getting slammed down the length of the repair bay and through the desk, which I'd
just repaired damn it, and the wall right behind it hurts. A lot. It also wrecked my kimono, tearing most of it off me.
As I fought my way out of the rubble what was left of my clothes gave up and fell apart. Leaving me naked, again. Still there were other things that required my attention more than being naked in the cold once more. Like that walker that was striding in through the main doorway from the motor pool. It was tall, tall enough to nearly scrape the ceiling as it walked with two stubby legs and two very large clamps for hands. Well at least that explained what had thrown the tank at me, and how.
It didn't recognize it from the unit list in-game but that didn't stop me from figuring out what was it. It was a heavy-lift bot, just a really advanced forklift in truth. But I couldn't detect the normal FoF transceiver or the subspace relay that it should have had. Which meant it was probably still programed to be loyal to whoever had previously run this facility, and I definitely wasn't on the approved guest list.
Clutched in either clamp were another pair of tanks that were dragging along the ground like primitive clubs. Just my luck that damned walker has gone feral as well. Wonderful. It let out a loud honking sound and chucked one of the tanks at me.
This time I didn't stand around like an idiot and instead managed to duck and roll underneath it as it sailed through my former position with disturbing amounts of accuracy. A thought brought combat protocols online and my vision lit up with indicators showing everything from the temperature, a balmy -51
o Celsius, to its predicted actions and vulnerable points across its heavy-construction rated frame.
And damn were there a lot of weak points. Like the rest of the equipment in the facility it was of progenitor make, but five million years is still five million years and the damage from simple time was very visible with rusted and broken sections across its all sides.
Unfortunately I'm not exactly a normal commander. I lack any form of weaponry that a much larger and more normal commander might possess. Which means I'm naked, barely able to walk and fighting a feral construction mech. Yeah I'm doomed.
Still my combat protocols are telling me to get closer to the damn thing. Well lacking a better idea I charge the mech. No I do not scream Leeroy Jenkins as I charge, because I do not want that to be the last words I utter. No matter how appropriate it might be.
I jumped when it swung the tank at me and just managed to clear it. I landed roughly on its left shoulder, clinging like a desperate limpet. Acting on my combat software's suggestion I slam my tails tip first into the weakened and rusty plating. The metal parted easily beneath my blow and I inject the entire remaining store of my nanites into its chassis. That's when it's empty hand came up and grabbed me, pulling me off and squeezing me harder than anything I've ever felt. I'm not ashamed to admit I screamed, I'd like to see you do better when being crushed alive by the most advanced car-crusher you've ever seen.
My reinforced skeleton, constructed from progenitor alloys, creaked and I felt something in my arms break at the same time I received a damage notification for my ribs breaking. Yeah, somehow I think that's a glitch. Before anything else can break, or more incorrect damage reports can show up the mech stumbles and releases me suddenly.
Hitting the ground with two broken arms from four meters off the ground hurts a lot. Still I managed to look up at the mech as its legs are disconnected by a swarm of white nanites and it falls backwards onto the hard floor, shattering much of it.
I couldn't help it as I watched my nanites consume the fallen body of my foe. I laughed, long and loud. The swarm finished at the same time as the first fabricator rolled off the production line. The nanites flowed over me repairing my bones and reforming my clothes before settling back into my body for future use. I smiled as the feeling of relaxed satisfaction settled over me once again. Victory felt
GOOD.
Then another feeling cropped up and ruined it. That feeling of being railroaded? Yeah it's come back, with one hell of a vengeance. I feel like I've been dropped into a god damned tutorial mission. Well, if there's one of these things, then maybe there's something more…. I guess I need to get started on designing something for battle, before I get blindsided again. But first things first, fabricators! Reclaim the motor pool vehicles!