Winners: Monster God of Monsters
An Alliance of the Monsters Guilds
Dragonborn
Sorcerer
Bard
Monk
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Hmm... Wait... I'm Giant Lizard Man... You look down and see... "NOOOO MY DICK!!! Where is it?!" 'Oh god... I'm a Women!' You look down again... "I DON'T HAVE BOOBS!!!!" You get out of the bath and towel yourself down. 'Hold back the Tears man! You can do it. *Sniffs*' You walk into the hall with a towel around your waist. And notice a giant beetle walking by... 'What?' "Um excuse me how are you?" It gave you a bunch clicks that was oddly flirtatious.
Uh, "Thank you um... Ma'am..." You walk down the hall then down some stairs up a ladder and through a dozen doors, finally into your chambers. You never like a large room however this room had a dozen different rooms attached to it. The main Room was your Office, with a Desk made from Tar Diamonds. With a Boobs and Hand prints on the top... "Whose banging on my desk?"
You walk into your room and Get Dress into your Flowery Monk outfit. Light, Durable, and Give 250% Magic Regen. Your Rings have at least 50% to 78% Magic/Health/Stamina Regen. Next you put on your Necklace of The Word... You can feel your Charisma reach an all new High. Then you feel something in... You look down. "Hey it's back!" You smile and Then look at the necklace.
"Oopsies This one has a Lust demon in it." You take it off and put on the other one. Same effect with the Charisma but no Boners. You turn around and there was a giant Gnoll with a Spike Collar and Chain. "Oh, um hello?" "Rawf, you well Maser?" "Yes, Hun Hun, How are you and how to did you sneak up me?" She stuffs her snout into your scalp, sniffing you. "Huff, you smell like cotto can." "Cotto.. Can.. oh Cotton Candy..." She raises her head.
"The Guild Lors and Lorys are concer about the lost of the Great Greats. Alo huph, The Buggies are asking for digging rights." "Um... why?" "Um Dunno, something about moving hachies." She moves past you got on the Floor and Crawled under your bed. "...Oookay Imma gonna go talk to the Lords and Lordies."
As you walk you check your Sub classes gotta make sure everything in order...
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Race: Dragonborn
[ ] Black/Acid
[ ] Blue/Lightening
[ ] Bronze/Lightening
[ ] Brass/Fire
[ ] Copper/Acid
[ ] Green/Poison
[ ] Gold/Fire
[ ] Red/Fire
[ ] Sliver/Cold
[ ] White/Cold
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Class: Sorcerer
[ ] Wild Magic
[ ] Storm Magic
[ ] Divine Soul
[ ] Draconic Bloodline
[ ] Shadow Sorcerer
[ ] Blood Magic
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Class: Bard
[ ] Creation
[ ] Eloquence
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Lore
[ ] Swords
[ ] Valor
[ ] Whispers
[ ] Metal
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Class: Monk
[ ] Astral Self
[ ] Drunken Master
[ ] Four Elements
[ ] Kensei
[ ] Long Death
[ ] Mercy
[ ] Open Hand
[ ] Shadow
[ ] Sun Soul
[ ] Limit Breaker
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You keep walking and then bounced off the Golden Abs of a Celestial Dragonborn. "My god you can cut a steak on those." You look up and the Wing Covered Face Dragonkin step aside while patting your head. You walk in the Chambers. Your throne is at the bottom and with a white desk with the words, Vieni a succhiarlo cagna! Damn you Magi nin, you Roman Worshiper.
You sit down and look up at the Lords and Ladies of the Various Monster Guilds. Then you look further up and see a Couple Dozen Beholders watching everything... Though the Guilds are mostly Monsters there are a few Normal, Undead and One Paladin centrist Guild of Assmiers... a Tiefling Women with Blue Book, with the words Bottom Laws/Top Orders.
"May the Court Recognize the Supreme High Lord of the Monster Guild Alliance. The Low King, Master of Magi, Singer of Heavens, Son of the Fist, and Lord of the Babes and Dudes. Long may He Rein!" Huh when that last part is said out loud it sounds weird... Text is more flattering. "Thank you Dear. Now uh, before we freak out about other Great Lords disappearing. We need to find out where we are..."
You look up as a Holy Beholder floats down and stares at you... with it's Winged Eye Stalks... "Yes?" "I've have seen the upper out... We are surrounded by Forest, hills, lakes, Rivers and one Road that splits into several paths leading to Villages. The Forest is Crawling with low rank monster by my estimate. The Hills are Larges to cover our walk abouts. The Lakes have several fishing villages on them, along with the Rivers."
You nod, "Um, Did you see this Personally or did you saw it in a Vision?" All at once, his eyes blinks. "Yes" A gnoll women with a Gold earring with a chain going to her right eye, stands up. "We take these Villies, they're his by right." You raise your hand. She quiet down, blushes slightly. "Holy One, Can we make friends with them?" "If that is the Lords Will. Though I would like to Spread the Good Good." God, Magi you Religion nut.
"Attention all humanoid Race leaders. Prepare the to make way to the nearest villages to spread the Words and offer our Protection. Holy One, you will Lead these Conversions and if they Refuse, Please do not Turn them into Sexy Marble Statues." Thank God your Char is so high. The Holy Beholder Sighs and floats back up. Gnoll Queen raises her hand. "Speak." "Um Can we hut the forres?"
You nod, "Yes but hunt the Dangerous animals, Monsters, bears and Dire wolves. Bring back a few them. To train that is." She nods then tilt her head. "No Snu Snu?" You blink. "No.." She huff and leaves. The other Leaders bow at you then leave... 'Hmm I just realize that every member of this Alliance as some form of.. Fetish