Waking up as an undead was a lot like waking up after getting absolutely shitfaced drunk. You don't know where you are, important things are missing, your friends are Gods only knows where, and some innocent soul was trying to help things make sense again.
Well, usually not the last one, unless she counted the time a dog tried to pull her out of a ditch, but that was what was happening here at least!
Most people would probably have lost the plot, but for her this was a pretty sweet deal. New boss seemed better than the old boss. She had sidestepped several long standing debts that had been hanging over her all her life, though said sidestep did involve dying. And best of all, her job was satisfying.
Guarding this or that is boring as fuck because things usually go well, and if things are going well nothing is happening. Hunting was a bit better, since everyone loved a full belly. And fighting? Fighting was pure Adrenalin filled fun, as long as you were smart and took it seriously enough to not die. But this? She could go out, poke around a bit, find some shiny crap or pretty flowers, bring them back, and bam! New room, bam! A nice hammock, bam! New minions to help boss around, and she could feel that this was only the beginning. Hells, she had gotten a dog yesterday! Things were looking up.
There was something supremely rewarding about putting in a little effort and actual, big physical things happening. If this is what builders or carpenters felt, she got sold into the wrong line of work, as much as she loved being a warrior.
The last few days were pretty good, though the child was super jumpy, and she had a feeling Caoimhe hadn't really confronted her situation yet. People don't just end up becoming dungeons. Something frightful peculiar happened there, but the child just seemed to ignore it as hard as she could, focusing on growing, or listening to her tell the old legends, like the Salmon of Knowledge, the Red Branch, or the The Táin.
Speaking of Caoimhe,
"Maebh?"
"Yeah?"
"I just got an option here, for something called a boneyard, it keeps spawning skeletons constantly as long as someone is inside, I think it'd be great, but its 200 Essence, and if I'm going to really get everything I can out of it, I'll need a really strong gate blocking the exit. I can't make a strong gate normally though, since we don't have the materials, but I can put a magic one in place as long as I put a rule like 'kill 50 skeletons' on it an-"
"Hold on, hold on!" The problem was, she was a little chatterbox when she got going. "What's the issue? It sounds good?"
"Oh, well, umm... do you mind if we put off buying torches again for a little while?"
She wanted to sigh so bad. "I'm gonna be honest, kind of sick of bumping into gods be damned everything and having to get right next to stuff so my eye lights it up properly. Also that Banshee you have running around scares the shit out of me when it sneaks up on me, but...yeah, that sounds like a good defense measure."
"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"
"Yeah yeah, It's your Essence anyway. I better head out then, since you're going to need a hell of a lot of grass for that."
More work, but it was satisfying, useful work. It helped that she got to hunt a bit too, of course, even if she couldn't eat anymore.
Grabbing her favourite helper, she set off again.
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Shame coursed through his veins. The insults he was taunted with echoing through his head, carelessly and cruelly tossed at him from sunup to nightfall
Weakling
Shellstuck
Runt
Palescale
Shame that these were the names he was known by, never receiving a true name of his own.
But it was the anger and determination that drove him forward, the indignity of a fate he couldn't control that sent him deep into the swamp. They called him weak and pathetic, but he and he alone in the entire nest was the only one who sensed it, the flows of essence, the change in the currents. And so for the last three suns he prepared for the Dungeon, new and weak, soft and easy. He'd crack it open, devour its innards, return to his nest and swallow whole all those that didn't submit.
And now, finally, he was nearly at the end of his journey. He could feel it getting closer, the air becoming disgustingly clean, the mist almost sweet with its lack of poison.
Creeping forward now with so much caution, listening intently for any movement, peering into every pool of water and bank of fog for Its servants. Though he had to fight down the shuddering of his blood being up, the manic lust for vindication, this was a labour of love. Not to be rushed, and so he moved patiently. Fingerbreadths passed like this, no hurry, no-one would be looking for him.
Slithering through the water, hiding under mounds of moss, eventually he came to it.
A massive crag of rock bare of soil except around the base, thrusting out of the swamp. He stared at the entrance all through the dark hours, and then further still. The sun fell, rose and fell again and he waited silently, his coils flexing and anxious to crush.
Four skeletons, he noticed, three with eyes in varying shades of blue. These ones were clad in woven grasses and poorly crafted hide, armed with ramshackle spears and shields of wood. The fourth had one eye of purple, clad in the same armour as its fellows but wielding a spear with a bog iron head. That one, the Purple Eye. It was the true danger of this place. He could taste it on the air.
He watched and studied and timed. Every now and again, the purple eyed skeleton would leave, taking one of the blue eyes with it. They would return with grasses, carcasses, objects. Every time they left, it would be for about four fingerbreadths of the sun. Two there and two back. And so he waited, two fingerbreadths, as far away as they would likely be. It was time and his blood sung.
He surged up out of the water, charging ahead.The two skeletons guarding the entrance were on him in a moment, attacking mechanically. No skill, no danger, not to a Naddred. Even one such as he. The first, he tore apart with his bare hands, his venom would be no use against a creature such as this. The second, he wrapped in his coils, crushing it to powder and snapping its pathetic stick.
It roared past their ruined forms and into the dungeon. A floor broke underneath him, some kind of trap but he was long enough that he could cross the gap with barely a moments notice. A plant struck at him but he pulled it from the soil and rock as if it were a flower and tossed it in the pit behind him. There were no torches beyond this tunnel, but he did not need eyes where he was going.
He could hear and taste, smell them on the air. Something moaned and begged in manspeak from all around him, the walls seeming to flex in time with the words. He ignored it, even as a spirit screeched at him, and was silenced with a flick of his tail. On he pressed, into another chamber. This one filled with grasping, dangerous plants, but he was born of the swamp and they were as nothing to him. He picked his way through as casually as he would travel to a sunning stone.
Into the next tunnel, and a swinging blade was released from overhead seeking to cut him in twain. It was the first truly dangerous thing here, slicing slightly into his shoulder. He brought it to a halt and ripped it from its mounting, perfect to crack open the core of this dungeon for daring to harm him.
A door stood in his way, and so he swung the stolen blade at it, again and again until it cracked and splintered and fell apart. The manspeak was pleading and screaming now. Perhaps it was the core. He hoped it was, it would be more delicious that way.
The next room was filled with four skeletons, three normal blue eyed ones, and a hulking, red eyed specimen, shaped as a wolfhound. The three distractions leaped at him, and he swept them from the air, the wolfhound skeleton biting onto his tail, tearing at it, dragging him off balance. The red mist descended over his vision, and he bit back, again and again until his fangs sunk into bone. He coiled around and crushed its snapping, whimpering form, before swallowing it down.
Too much time has been wasted, but he could tell he was close now, so close. Two branching paths from this cavern, but the smell of Essence was so much stronger down the right path. He rushed down the hall. So close, so close, a large, empty room greeted him, followed by a short corridor, and beyond that the core, the flashes of light coming from it almost blinding in comparison to the all encompassing darkness. It was bright enough to cast this room in twilight, instead of complete darkness.
Charging across the space, he suddenly felt uneasy. The floor was sand, but it felt as if there was something beneath it. So close, so close. Just as he was about to reach the corridor to the core, spiked metal bars fell from the ceiling, shutting the way. He smashed the stolen blade against it, chipping it and the bars, until the blade broke on the third strike.
Pathetic! Useless! He ripped at the bars with his own hands, before screeching in shock as something stabbed him in his wounded tail. Whirling around he shattered whatever had dared to attack him before he even laid eyes on it. Another arose, a blue eyed Skeleton. Such a bothersome pest! He smashed it from one side of the room to the other with a flick of his tail, but then another pulled itself from the sand, and another, and another! So close! He smashed at the bars once more, before turning on the chaff, smashing them to splinters in his rage. And then it came, the Purple Eye, saying something hateful in manspeak. It's one eyed gaze baleful. He moved to smash it as he had all the others, but it leaped his attack, swinging it's spear at his eyes.
Darting back, he moved to bite, but this skeleton was as fast as any of his kind, bobbing and weaving, and punishing him with stinging cuts. It was infuriating, every second he spent here, more skeletons dragged themselves out of the sand.
If he stayed, he would be overwhelmed, not by skill, or even their pathetic weapons, but by sheer numbers holding him down until the purple eye could land a telling blow.
This fight was over, and he screamed at that, trashing and laying waste to the skeletons and walls near him. But his rage could not overcome this..
He fled, but this wouldn't be the end of things. Not for him.
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Scared, she was so scared. It was coming for her. Coming to destroy her or enslave her or capture her, it destroyed everything in its way. Killed all her summons like they were nothing, ignored her traps. She was useless, begging for mercy but it just seemed excited! She was going to die here, in this pit, without knowing why. Why was this happening to her! Why was she here! "Granda! Please!"
But of course, he didn't answer. He was gone without a trace ever since she woke up, maybe dead. The serpent got into her boneyard and the gate slammed down, but it would only last a while. She closed her eyes and prayed.
'Please. If I die here, let me go somewhere I don't have to hide and be afraid anymore.'
She could feel it smashing her skeletons, an invisible counter decreasing with every shattered minion. Only a few more, and it would be through.
"You killed my new dog, you serpent bastard." Maebh, no, why did you come back!
"Run away! You don't need my Essence to live!"
Maebh ignored her, and Caoimhe stopped looking. She couldn't bare to see Maebh die. A minute of crashing, screams and roars, then a second and with a roar of rage it was over. It was over and yet still she cowered in fear, whimpering. Unwilling to move or look, even as she felt Maebh climb the steps and lay her bony hands on the core. "Hey. Hey. It's gone now, it's okay."
She wanted to cry so desperately, but she couldn't. An orb of rock can't cry. Everything she had been bottling up, ignoring, putting off, it all came out as one solid torrent of emotions that led to breathless, wracking wails.
Time passed and eventually, she had screamed herself out. Maebh was still there, hands on her core, silent and waiting.
"I don't... I don't understand anything that's happening." Caoimhe finally whispered.
"Mmm, I'm in the same boat. Not a single clue."
"...Aren't you afraid?"
"Yep, and thank the gods for that. Being afraid means I'm still alive, technically, and that I still have a brain in my head. Though that one's only technically as well. But forget about me for a second. What about you."
"I... I dunno. I just wanna see my Granda again. I want to know why I'm here like this. I want to not be afraid. For once in my life, I don't want to be afraid."
Maebh hummed in acknowledgement. "Those are some pretty big goals. It'll take a lot of work. Smarts, cunning and courage in spades. That snake was a big threat to us, but he's small potatoes to some of the things out there."
Caoimhe went silent at that, thinking, almost feeling like screaming her sorrow again. "You can run away, I... I won't hate you."
"Nah. That'd be stupid. There's something special happening here. I was already dead, and It didn't seem so bad to me so I'm not afraid. I'd much rather do something interesting with my second go around, and helping you seems as good a thing as any."
"But what if it comes back?" Caoimhe asked, her fear and hope clashing against each other. She realized she didn't want to be alone.
"Well, we'll obviously have to rebuild. Let's do a better job this time. Okay?"
"Okay."
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