Hello SV! I see a lot of Fanfictions around here, so I decided to contribute with this One-shot...
Indrick Boreale vs Matt Ward
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Hello SV! I see a lot of Fanfictions around here, so I decided to contribute with this One-shot!
ENJOY!
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On a planet located in the Kaurava sector, Indrick Boreale stood triumph at his victory.
"VICTORY IS MINE! I AM GLOREOUS!" shouted Indrick Boreale at noone.
"But your gloriousness is folly before the Ward" said the beheaded head of Fireaveus Carron
Indrick Boreale roared at the sky angrily, then dropped on his knees punching the ground. Causing the planet to move out of its orbit.
But Indrick Boreale didn't just give up NO! He got up to his feet, grabbed his Chainsword and forced the Eldar he kept in his CAGES to open a Warp Rift.
Where he stepped through and entered in the lands of the Warp.
Indrick Boreale traversed the insane realm of insanity. But then he came across Tzeentch who recited a poem.
"In the lands of the white lies,
Where all things grow and dries,
All is but lost to the cone of death,
Where many things grow with Meth."
Indrick Boreale decided to give him a token by punching him in the face and continues on, deeper in the Abyss and closer to his foe.
But just as he finished his ice cream which he founded on the insane ground of insanity, he spotted an army of Bloodthirsters running towards him, with their Insane axe of insanity raised.
Indrick Boreale raised his chainsword and prepared for battle.
However just as he prepared, he spotted an abnormal Bloodthirster far behind his brethren. What makes this Bloodthirster different from the others is that, it doesn't have an insane axe of insanity.
Apparently the Bloodthirster left his Insane axe of insanity back home, causing the Bloodthirster to do what no Bloodthirsty Bloodthirster has ever done.
He took out his bow and begins to shoot Bloodletters at Indrick Boreale.
Indrick Boreale, angry that he has Bloodletters on his head, opens his mouth and let loose his GLORIOUS voice at the Insane army of Insanity.
The power of his glorious voice manifested as a huge shockwave that shook the foundations of both the Insane realm of insanity and the Sane realm of sanity.
The Bloodthirsters couldn't resist the glory and beauty of Indrick Boreale's voice that grinds them to insane dusts of insanities.
With the Bloodthirsters defeated, Indrick Boreale moves deeper in the insane realm of insanity. Going closer to his foe's domain.
After 6 nights and 6 seconds, he has reached his foe's nest and was in the presence of the liege of all spiritual lieges. Matt Ward, who is giant beast whose lower half is surrounded by his sex slaves, the Ultramarines and his guards, the Grey Knights who drives the horrifying war machines that a mere mortal would go mad seeing such an monstrosity, the Dreadknights.
"MATT WARD! I AM HEARE TO EHND YOU WITH MAH TRUSTEH CHAEENSWORD WHICH I WILL USE TO KHILL YOU FOR THE EMPRAH!" shouted Indrick Boreale magnificently.
"LITTLE ONE, DO YOU NOT KNOW THE POWER THAT IS ME?" said the Ward of the Mattness. "MY APOSTLES ARE THE MOST MAGNIFICENT OF ALL CREATION. MY SPACE MARINES ARE THE BEST! AROUND! NOTHING'S GOING TO KEEP THEM DOWN! THEY ARE PERFECTION AND AWESOMENESS MADE FLESH! REPENT AND SURRENDER!"
"NO! I WILL NOT FALL THESS DHAY! I AM TEH EMPRAH'S FUREH!"
"THEN YOU SHALL DIE BY YOUR VERY OWN SPIRITUAL LIEGE AND MY FAVOURED SON!"
Two beings suddenly appeared in front of Matt Ward! It was non other than the Spiritual Liege of all Space Marines! Marneus Calgar! And the Supreme Almighty Ultimate Chapter Master of the Grey Knights, Kaldor Draigo!
The Ultramarines and the Grey Knight charged along with their masters. Indrick Boreale prepared himself and let loose his voice. Even the Ultramarines and the Grey Knight's magnificent Dreadknights couldn't resist the gloriousness. The only ones who did resist are the two great Sues and their master.
Indrick Boreale took up his chainsword and fought the two as the Magnificent One spectates. The battle wage for many days and nights until Indrick Boreale emerged victorious, after killing Draigo and striking a fatal blow at Marneus which caused his chainsaw to broke.
"Th-thank you..." said Marneus before coughing a tsunami of blood. "P-Please... s-stop the Ward... Only you..."
The spiritual liege then took his last breath and died.
Indrick Boreale then look upon Matt Ward with unadulterated FUREH in his eyes.
"YOU WILL DIE TODAH! TODAH SHALL BEH TEH DAY WHERE YOUR REHGN OF TERRAH EHNDS!" shouted Indrick Boreale.
He let loose his glorious voice again, only it delivered no effect on Matt Ward who laughs at his attempt.
"DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD BE DEFEATED SO EASILY?! I AM THE MASSIVE MANCHILD OF THE GAMES WORKSHOP. I AM THE ONE WHO RAPES THE CANONS AND THE FLUFFS. THE MANY FANBOYS SCREAM WHEN I WRITE! I AM THE MISOGYNISTIC INSTIGATOR OF RAGE! I. AM. MATT. FUCKING. WARD!"
Indrick Boreale realized how powerful and magnificent the Ward is. He who has the power to turn him into a Mary Sue is terrible thing to behold. Indrick Boreale knew he must stop him and let loose his voice again, this time much louder.
Matt Ward, sensing how the power could potentially end him retaliated by shooting lightning bolts from his eyes at Indrick Boreale.
But Indrick Boreale then shout louder, deflecting the bolts from reaching him.
Then, he shouted even LOUDER. So loud that it even reached the Unconquered Sun who momentarily stopped playingWorld of Warcraft Game of Divinity wondering what the hell is that fucking noise?!
The magnitude of the voice begins to falter Matt Ward's defences!
Indrick Boreale shouted LOUDER!
And then, everything became quiet.
To this day, noone knew what happened next. But nonetheless, the legacy of Indrick Boreale carries on throughout the generations of humanity and the xenos. With his battle against the impossible and how awesome his voice is.
THE END
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So yeah, just a snippet that I thought off during dinner. I hope you enjoy it!
ENJOY!
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On a planet located in the Kaurava sector, Indrick Boreale stood triumph at his victory.
"VICTORY IS MINE! I AM GLOREOUS!" shouted Indrick Boreale at noone.
"But your gloriousness is folly before the Ward" said the beheaded head of Fireaveus Carron
Indrick Boreale roared at the sky angrily, then dropped on his knees punching the ground. Causing the planet to move out of its orbit.
But Indrick Boreale didn't just give up NO! He got up to his feet, grabbed his Chainsword and forced the Eldar he kept in his CAGES to open a Warp Rift.
Where he stepped through and entered in the lands of the Warp.
Indrick Boreale traversed the insane realm of insanity. But then he came across Tzeentch who recited a poem.
"In the lands of the white lies,
Where all things grow and dries,
All is but lost to the cone of death,
Where many things grow with Meth."
Indrick Boreale decided to give him a token by punching him in the face and continues on, deeper in the Abyss and closer to his foe.
But just as he finished his ice cream which he founded on the insane ground of insanity, he spotted an army of Bloodthirsters running towards him, with their Insane axe of insanity raised.
Indrick Boreale raised his chainsword and prepared for battle.
However just as he prepared, he spotted an abnormal Bloodthirster far behind his brethren. What makes this Bloodthirster different from the others is that, it doesn't have an insane axe of insanity.
Apparently the Bloodthirster left his Insane axe of insanity back home, causing the Bloodthirster to do what no Bloodthirsty Bloodthirster has ever done.
He took out his bow and begins to shoot Bloodletters at Indrick Boreale.
Indrick Boreale, angry that he has Bloodletters on his head, opens his mouth and let loose his GLORIOUS voice at the Insane army of Insanity.
The power of his glorious voice manifested as a huge shockwave that shook the foundations of both the Insane realm of insanity and the Sane realm of sanity.
The Bloodthirsters couldn't resist the glory and beauty of Indrick Boreale's voice that grinds them to insane dusts of insanities.
With the Bloodthirsters defeated, Indrick Boreale moves deeper in the insane realm of insanity. Going closer to his foe's domain.
After 6 nights and 6 seconds, he has reached his foe's nest and was in the presence of the liege of all spiritual lieges. Matt Ward, who is giant beast whose lower half is surrounded by his sex slaves, the Ultramarines and his guards, the Grey Knights who drives the horrifying war machines that a mere mortal would go mad seeing such an monstrosity, the Dreadknights.
"MATT WARD! I AM HEARE TO EHND YOU WITH MAH TRUSTEH CHAEENSWORD WHICH I WILL USE TO KHILL YOU FOR THE EMPRAH!" shouted Indrick Boreale magnificently.
"LITTLE ONE, DO YOU NOT KNOW THE POWER THAT IS ME?" said the Ward of the Mattness. "MY APOSTLES ARE THE MOST MAGNIFICENT OF ALL CREATION. MY SPACE MARINES ARE THE BEST! AROUND! NOTHING'S GOING TO KEEP THEM DOWN! THEY ARE PERFECTION AND AWESOMENESS MADE FLESH! REPENT AND SURRENDER!"
"NO! I WILL NOT FALL THESS DHAY! I AM TEH EMPRAH'S FUREH!"
"THEN YOU SHALL DIE BY YOUR VERY OWN SPIRITUAL LIEGE AND MY FAVOURED SON!"
Two beings suddenly appeared in front of Matt Ward! It was non other than the Spiritual Liege of all Space Marines! Marneus Calgar! And the Supreme Almighty Ultimate Chapter Master of the Grey Knights, Kaldor Draigo!
The Ultramarines and the Grey Knight charged along with their masters. Indrick Boreale prepared himself and let loose his voice. Even the Ultramarines and the Grey Knight's magnificent Dreadknights couldn't resist the gloriousness. The only ones who did resist are the two great Sues and their master.
Indrick Boreale took up his chainsword and fought the two as the Magnificent One spectates. The battle wage for many days and nights until Indrick Boreale emerged victorious, after killing Draigo and striking a fatal blow at Marneus which caused his chainsaw to broke.
"Th-thank you..." said Marneus before coughing a tsunami of blood. "P-Please... s-stop the Ward... Only you..."
The spiritual liege then took his last breath and died.
Indrick Boreale then look upon Matt Ward with unadulterated FUREH in his eyes.
"YOU WILL DIE TODAH! TODAH SHALL BEH TEH DAY WHERE YOUR REHGN OF TERRAH EHNDS!" shouted Indrick Boreale.
He let loose his glorious voice again, only it delivered no effect on Matt Ward who laughs at his attempt.
"DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD BE DEFEATED SO EASILY?! I AM THE MASSIVE MANCHILD OF THE GAMES WORKSHOP. I AM THE ONE WHO RAPES THE CANONS AND THE FLUFFS. THE MANY FANBOYS SCREAM WHEN I WRITE! I AM THE MISOGYNISTIC INSTIGATOR OF RAGE! I. AM. MATT. FUCKING. WARD!"
Indrick Boreale realized how powerful and magnificent the Ward is. He who has the power to turn him into a Mary Sue is terrible thing to behold. Indrick Boreale knew he must stop him and let loose his voice again, this time much louder.
Matt Ward, sensing how the power could potentially end him retaliated by shooting lightning bolts from his eyes at Indrick Boreale.
But Indrick Boreale then shout louder, deflecting the bolts from reaching him.
Then, he shouted even LOUDER. So loud that it even reached the Unconquered Sun who momentarily stopped playing
The magnitude of the voice begins to falter Matt Ward's defences!
Indrick Boreale shouted LOUDER!
And then, everything became quiet.
To this day, noone knew what happened next. But nonetheless, the legacy of Indrick Boreale carries on throughout the generations of humanity and the xenos. With his battle against the impossible and how awesome his voice is.
THE END
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So yeah, just a snippet that I thought off during dinner. I hope you enjoy it!
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That might just be the most beautiful thing I've ever read.
Bravo. Just...bravo.
Dirty Socks
The ground trembles with every step.
I may or may not make another snippet later on, when I have another idea, or bored. In another 10,000 years or so...
... RARGH!
... RARGH!
This is the most quite possiblly the most amazing fucking thing I have ever read.
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It had to be done, sonner or later.
Marvellous.
Marvellous.