[X]- WELCOME TO THE THEATRE: Look, if they're going to bring you up on trumped up charges, you'll protocol fuck them all the way. You're going to go along with it, in fact, you'll demand that it be investigated by impartial observers, and look, Ploskiy Tan's right there. You're certain you can bribe him better than those three chucklefucks.
[X]- BLATANT AND OBVIOUS CORRUPTION: Even though everyone does it, that doesn't cut it with the plebs. At this point, you're concerned that they're going to haul you back and make a big show trial of it to show that the edifice of the Empire is still intact. It's going to take years and by the end of it no one's going to hand you a plum retirement job.
[X]- IMPROPER TREATMENT OF SUBJECT NATIONS: Damn, they actually had friends in the Senate. There's a big noise about dragging you back and putting someone more suitable in charge, but again, there's trouble in Centre. They're going to have some time before someone reaches that item on their agenda, what with all the rioting and the dead Archon.
[x]- DECLARE WAR: Obviously you need to get your ducks in a row for this, but look, the ENEMY is right there. The Centre is light years behind you, sucks for them. And if you make everyone busy enough with the prep-work for a full invasion, they'll think less about trying to kill you. And bonus-ly, you can shake down Centre for more medal money if you win.
[X]- FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY: Oh shit. They found out that deal you had with the ENEMY, the spy for spy deal. Now, this is a big accusation, and they're making sure the case is airtight before they pack it back to Centre. Once that happens a very polite man in a very sober suit is going to show up and put a bullet in your brainpan.
[X]- WELCOME TO THE THEATRE: Look, if they're going to bring you up on trumped up charges, you'll protocol fuck them all the way. You're going to go along with it, in fact, you'll demand that it be investigated by impartial observers, and look, Ploskiy Tan's right there. You're certain you can bribe him better than those three