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T'was the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Until you hear a great THUMP from outside, and so you dash quickly out into the night.
And there on the ground, lying deader than dead, lies old saint nick, who tragically landed, upon his head.
At the sight you are filled with Sacred knowledge.
To save Christmas you must devour his corpse, like ramen, in college.
Doing so would pass his essence to you, and with it, his power you gain, his presence you would strew.
But can you do it? Can you devour the once cheery old man?
Or will christmas be horrid?
Like meat from a can?
Until you hear a great THUMP from outside, and so you dash quickly out into the night.
And there on the ground, lying deader than dead, lies old saint nick, who tragically landed, upon his head.
At the sight you are filled with Sacred knowledge.
To save Christmas you must devour his corpse, like ramen, in college.
Doing so would pass his essence to you, and with it, his power you gain, his presence you would strew.
But can you do it? Can you devour the once cheery old man?
Or will christmas be horrid?
Like meat from a can?
