Which of the other starter choices do you want to see interludes from most?

  • Dishonored

    Votes: 3 7.0%
  • Legend Of Zelda

    Votes: 9 20.9%
  • Shadow Of Mordor

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • Preacher

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

    Votes: 8 18.6%
  • Fist Of The North Star

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Kill Six Billion Demons

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • The Zombie Knight

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mob Psycho 100

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Author's Choice

    Votes: 3 7.0%

  • Total voters
    43
  • Poll closed .
That's the entire point of Reboot(). As long as you have enough of the Transistor to fill your palm, you have enough processing power to use Reboot() and cheat it back into existence. Hell, walk into a computer store, you've got enough processing power for that.

Some may call this lenient- I call it giving you every chance to not use Functions without your focus.

When I said "Something happened" I meant more akin to "It's now in a place that will require all of my firepower to breach", like a ravine full of Grimm, or enemy lab inside a military base, or if it was somehow stolen and we had no clue where it was.
 
Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but...

The boy's 16. He ain't ready to be a dad, man. You could do it, but the moment someone points out that comparison, and someone will, no doubt about that, he'll drop the project like it just admitted it thought Pol Pot was actually a very reasonable man.

Also, yes, it is limited to the Transistor, for a variety of reasons beginning with [REDACTED] and ending with [DATA EXPUNGED].

You know what would be really useful right now?

Flood().

Actually, @Prok. How would Flood()'s disintegration-thingy interact with Aura?
Aura would protect the person beneath until it ran out, and then it would disintegrate them. As a rule of thumb, if someone's Aura's in danger of breaking, and you don't wanna kill them, don't use Functions. They're pretty dangerous yo.

Just smack 'em upside the head, god knows you've got the tool for the job

When I said "Something happened" I meant more akin to "It's now in a place that will require all of my firepower to breach", like a ravine full of Grimm, or enemy lab inside a military base, or if it was somehow stolen and we had no clue where it was.
Then you are up shit creek without a paddle son, because all your firepower is in that Grimm-filled ravine. You might and I mean might, be able to create some kind of very primitive Transistor prototype, but in all honesty, you'd be better off using the time it would take to build that just learning how to use a sword properly.

Which is an option. You're not gonna spontaneously combust the moment you touch another weapon, you know.
 
Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but...
Hey, you said to get philosophical. I got philosophical. *Shrug*
The boy's 16. He ain't ready to be a dad, man. You could do it, but the moment someone points out that comparison, and someone will, no doubt about that, he'll drop the project like it just admitted it thought Pol Pot was actually a very reasonable man.
Bah. Sixteen's more than old enough to be a dad... Actually on a death-world like Remnant, it really kind of is probably. Might not be as common inside the major cities though.
 
Hey, you said to get philosophical. I got philosophical. *Shrug*

Bah. Sixteen's more than old enough to be a dad... Actually on a death-world like Remnant, it really kind of is probably. Might not be as common inside the major cities though.
Hey, nah, yeah, you're going in the right direction, you and Bovine's assigning gender to it are both steps in the right direction, it's just that, you know, the way you're framing going about it is... well, an idea that would horrify most 16-year-old boys. Hell, most 16-year-olds in general.

On top of that, creating Penny took god knows how many years of research from Atlas' finest, not to mention a project that probably haemorrhaged money creating the body and mind of Remnant's first non-soulless killing machine.

You, on the other hand, are a broke college student who only managed to get his sword by cheating it into existence. Creating another body and AI whole-cloth, without just cannibalising the Transistor's AI, would take the foundation and success of several companies on the size of the SDC, or several months of work after [REDACTED] a significant chunk of the city, at least.

Anyway, voting is closed, and trying to talk to him while also waiting for a chance to backstab him wins! Update'll be up tomorrow.
 
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Hey, nah, yeah, you're going in the right direction, you and Bovine's assigning gender to it are both steps in the right direction, it's just that, you know, the way you're framing going about it is... well, an idea that would horrify most 16-year-old boys. Hell, most 16-year-olds in general.

Anyway, voting is closed, and trying to talk to him while also waiting for a chance to backstab him wins! Update'll be up tomorrow.

Wait what? I assumed that the whole backstabbing thing was more be prepared to attack if diplomacy fails with the way it was worded.
 
it's just that, you know, the way you're framing going about it is... well, an idea that would horrify most 16-year-old boys. Hell, most 16-year-olds in general.
My second line was kind of about that actually. It might be a bit out there, but on Remnant it's likely expected for you to have kids very young. Like "as soon as you're physically able to plus a couple of years maybe" kind of young. Which would be about 15 or 16. With being in the main Cities pushing the societal expectations back another year or two and being a Hunter maybe pushing it back a little further than that.

So, like... Expected age to have a kid at: Outside the walls would be 15 to 16 or maybe even younger, Inside the Walls would be like 16 to 18 or 19 maybe, and Hunters would have more leeway, but even more pressure to actually have kids.

So I see what you're saying, but these also aren't a people expecting to have kids in their early to late twenties. These are people expecting to have kids in their mid teens to early twenties.

So maybe he wouldn't think about it like I've been framing it, but honestly... I'm in my mid-twenties and I think like this. Jaune could easily be there in another two or three years. *Shrug*

Especially if he ends up having a kid by accident at some point. :V Teenagers.

On the one hand, SV is kind of shaky about that but is usually fine as long as it's not explicit and is asked about beforehand, on the other hand, it's reality. ...*Shrug* Whatever I guess.
Creating another body and AI whole-cloth, without just cannibalising the Transistor's AI,
*Blinks* ... Wait a sec, couldn't we cannibalize it and then just use reboot to fix it?
 
Also, sorry about double-post, but couldn't we have done a Search() for the guy controlling the sand and then hit him with a Spiral()? Since it kind of just doesn't stop for anything that isn't Semblence bullshit.

Too late now I guess though. *Sigh*
 
So, like... Expected age to have a kid at: Outside the walls would be 15 to 16 or maybe even younger, Inside the Walls would be like 16 to 18 or 19 maybe, and Hunters would have more leeway, but even more pressure to actually have kids.

So I see what you're saying, but these also aren't a people expecting to have kids in their early to late twenties. These are people expecting to have kids in their mid teens to early twenties.

So maybe he wouldn't think about it like I've been framing it, but honestly... I'm in my mid-twenties and I think like this. Jaune could easily be there in another two or three years. *Shrug*

Especially if he ends up having a kid by accident at some point. :V Teenagers.

Not really, no. it makes sense to have kids early if you expect to die before reaching 50 or/and expect about half of your kids to die before reaching adulthood. Remnant, although being a deathworld, is mostly a contained deathworld. People do not expect to die young, which means that having many kids from a young age is actually detrimental, since kids consume resources while not really contributing anything.

It would make sense to have tons of kids if Remnant was going the way of Imperium of Man and sending squads and squads of normal people to fight the grim, but Remnant uses Hunters.

ADDIT: Frankly, considering how hard it is to get more farmland, I'd expect there to be firm pressure against having a lot of kids.
 
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Not really, no. it makes sense to have kids early if you expect to die before reaching 50 or/and expect about half of your kids to die before reaching adulthood. Remnant, although being a deathworld, is mostly a contained deathworld. People do not expect to die young, which means that having many kids from a young age is actually detrimental, since kids consume resources while not really contributing anything.

It would make sense to have tons of kids if Remnant was going the way of Imperium of Man and sending squads and squads of normal people to fight the grim, but Remnant uses Hunters.
Which is why I said it kind of dials back inside the Cities, but outside it seems like they only hire Hunters for the really nasty ones they can't handle themselves. Which means they probably do have those attrition rates out there.

And the Hunters themselves are definitely going to have that mentality as well.

So... I can only really agree with pulling back the age like that for civilian born people who live inside the Cities.

Atlas may be different, since it seems like their robots and heavy militarization give them a much better reach for protecting and projecting forces outside their City.
 
You're correct, I just didn't notice that was as... bloodthirstily worded as it is. Then again, what else do you call diplomacy failing?

I would use the word precaution. As in while we are genuine with wanting to be diplomatic we are taking precautions in case diplomacy fails since it just makes sense.
 
Which is why I said it kind of dials back inside the Cities, but outside it seems like they only hire Hunters for the really nasty ones they can't handle themselves. Which means they probably do have those attrition rates out there.

And the Hunters themselves are definitely going to have that mentality as well.

So... I can only really agree with pulling back the age like that for civilian born people who live inside the Cities.

Atlas may be different, since it seems like their robots and heavy militarization give them a much better reach for protecting and projecting forces outside their City.
Dubious. Grimm in the kingdoms are culled regularly, meaning that mostly Vilages have to deal with Beovulwes, not even alphas. The stuff vilages can handle without a hunter. Besides, death makes people sad, sad people atract more grimm. It would make more sense to not have a ton of kids and use the resourses saved to have medical supplies to keep people from dying.
 
*Blinks* ... Wait a sec, couldn't we cannibalize it and then just use reboot to fix it?
What, for the code?

Just copy and paste, ones and zeroes aren't a finite resource. For the physical parts, no, because Functions take the path of least resistance. If you tried to Reboot() the Transistor anywhere around your proposed robot body, you'd end up ripping half of her organs out, making her only experience in living one of pain and agony as her progenitor rips her apart to repair itself and wow that got dark fast. Anyway, that's all way, way into the future. Like, we're talking at the very worst the end of Volume 1, because that's when Penny actually shows up. Not that you can't meet her before then, but that's when you will meet her.

And, yes, the potential squick factor of having 15-16-year-old kids having kids is definitely a factor here, mainly because of the implications. Granted, the situation we're talking about is only partially like that, less two people having a kid by accident and more Astro Boy, but normalising that kind of mentality as a whole... if Remnant as a whole was, like, 500 years in the past, I might feel less like I'm treading on eggshells. As is, no, I'm drawing a line, and that line is 17. Or, mid-20s.

Depends on the line you're asking me about.

I would use the word precaution. As in while we are genuine with wanting to be diplomatic we are taking precautions in case diplomacy fails since it just makes sense.
That's fair. You still have a knife behind your back just in case, but that's fair.
 
Hey, nah, yeah, you're going in the right direction, you and Bovine's assigning gender to it are both steps in the right direction, it's just that, you know, the way you're framing going about it is... well, an idea that would horrify most 16-year-old boys. Hell, most 16-year-olds in general.

On top of that, creating Penny took god knows how many years of research from Atlas' finest, not to mention a project that probably haemorrhaged money creating the body and mind of Remnant's first non-soulless killing machine.

You, on the other hand, are a broke college student who only managed to get his sword by cheating it into existence. Creating another body and AI whole-cloth, without just cannibalising the Transistor's AI, would take the foundation and success of several companies on the size of the SDC, or several months of work after [REDACTED] a significant chunk of the city, at least.

Anyway, voting is closed, and trying to talk to him while also waiting for a chance to backstab him wins! Update'll be up tomorrow.
Oh, come on, there's no need to redact that information. It's pretty dang obvious that you're talking about Processing the city, which actually answers a question that I had; whether or not we could Process things/people, or only generate instances of the Process.

Speaking of which, does Jaune know that he can create the Process? And how would we create, say... the Spine of the World?
 
Interlude: Kill Six Billion Grimm
*Shrug* Fair enough. In the end the QM's word is Law... as long as they aren't dicks about it anyway. :/

Which you haven't been obviously.

Also it's a better line than most of the world today has. :V
I'll take that. I've been told I need to get better at putting my foot down when I need to, and this... is somehow simultaneously important enough to be worth saying something on, and also unimportant enough to the story that people aren't gonna raise a fuss about it, hopefully. Baby steps.

Oh, come on, there's no need to redact that information. It's pretty dang obvious that you're talking about Processing the city, which actually answers a question that I had; whether or not we could Process things/people, or only generate instances of the Process.

Speaking of which, does Jaune know that he can create the Process? And how would we create, say... the Spine of the World?
I tried to keep up some semblance of secrecy, and that's what matters. And the answer is no, he isn't aware of the Process yet, and how he becomes aware is simply a matter of circumstance- he awoke his Semblance from being beaten up and having to protect his sister- he built the Transistor because he needed something to stop his Semblance from hurting him.

So why would he need the Process?

And for your second question, by the sounds of it, some great bass work, some snares, and Pyrrha. More seriously, you'll find out when you find out.

Unfortunately, due to technical issues, I wasn't able to write the update last night- that'll be up in the next update slot, so, Wednesday. Updates will probably be slowing down as a whole while I get used to a membrane keyboard again, but I did just write 2000 words with it, so that's a good sign. Instead, however, you're getting that interlude I promised to make up for it!

... Hopefully.

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"What are you, brain-dead? Dust!"

Hoh? You look around for the conversation succeeding the clattering of luggage and preceding the telltale sound of Dust leaking through a loose cap- a useful sound, your master said, for knowing when to leave an area promptly. Or, at the very least, to look around and see where the fireworks are going to happen.

'One must learn to take pleasure in the stupidity of others, for it is an endless source of hilarity if cultivated properly.'

... Ah! The girls, one in red and black, the other in white and icy blue, the snow queen lecturing the other on the various types of Dust while shaking a bottle of the substance around, spreading a thin miasma of... fire Dust, you believe? It's red, and you can see smatterings of blue and yellow among the cloud...?

... Oh, sod it, you might as well introduce yourself, no? Readying your legs, you focus on your destination, between the two girls, and...

Go.

Your feet crack the ground beneath them as you reach up, plucking the phial from the pale girl's hands as you come to a stop, shifting the cobbles beneath your feet ever so slightly, unknowingly ruining what was the result of years of aesthetic design.

"Wh- what are you doing?!" The girl asks, seeming more annoyed that you decided to intervene at all than at the act of theft you just committed. "Why are you-" She looks at her hand for the bottle, only to see her hand. The girl stares at it with the kind of intensity you would only truly stare at your hand with if on the fungi you've seen green devils partaking in while on errands for your master, or indeed, when looking for something that should be there and isn't. She looks towards you as you push the cork down, and, after an experimental shake, consider it 'safe enough.'

You look up at her. She stares at you with a mild sneer on her face as you hand her the bottle back.

"Carelessness is cause for misery." You say as she takes it back, half-quoting your master as you do. "Were these all bottled in the same facility?"

"I- yes, but-"

"You should check them all, then- the corks are loose. You've been spreading Dust around for at least as long as you've been shaking this bottle."

You watch their faces, and how they change slightly as the revelation hits them that oh gods something very bad could have happened there. More than that, unknown to you, they find your voice- dissonant with your actions, calm, quiet, almost tranquil with every word- mildly unsettling for reasons they cannot quite place.

"... I... well, at least someone understands how to handle Dust properly." The girl in white says, aiming the jab at the girl in red in some attempt to regain some of her composure.

You hold your tongue, very deliberately not saying 'and it's not you.'

"I'm really sorry!" The girl in red apologises, her embarrassment clear to you. You're... not sure what for, honestly. Did something happen before you came along? Probably, but, eh, you don't care. The girl in white pounces on her apology like a predator, launching into a tirade on the young girl's intelligence, age, asking her if she should really be here, the works.

You won't say you weren't enjoying it immensely, because you would be lying.

"Hey, I said I was sorry, princess!" Red Girl says, finally fed up with being snapped at. Good, show some fang! You're meant to be a Huntress, not one of Mottom's serving girls!

"Heiress, actually." A girl in black says, walking towards your little party. "Weiss Schnee, heiress to the Schnee Dust Company, one of the largest..."

You stop listening as you stare at the girl, this one in black because apparently monochrome is in nowadays, and more specifically at the bow atop her head. The bow that seems to twitch by millimetres every now and then at random, regardless of the wind that isn't blowing- not even a slight breeze.

... Curiouser and curiouser.

"Finally! Some recognition!" The girl in white, now dubbed Weiss, gives a smug smile, and you can almost feel her ego growing.

You could probably cut it with your sword.

"The same company infamous for its controversial labour forces and questionable business partners." Bow girl continues almost impassively, drawing a sputter from the heiress preem, and drawing a needle across her inflated sense of self-importance.

"Wh- how dare you- ugh!" She stammers, stomping off without so much as a goodbye.

You step forward, bowing deeply.

"Goodbye, Preem Schnee!" You cry, not... wholly sincerely. When the stomping intensifies, you find yourself smirking just a little.

"I promise I'll make this up to you!" Red Girl calls after her. She turns to you, looking somewhat grateful. "... Thanks. For the save, with the Dust, and all."

Despite yourself, you find yourself smiling at the gratitude she shows you.

'Help those who seem capable of helping you,' your mind says in lieu of Meti.

"No problem." Your mouth says, choosing not to go down the 'you owe me' route.

"I-I'm Ruby, by the way." Red Girl says after a moment, making two out of three girls whose names you know.

"Jaune Arc Ten Meti." You say, turning to her for the first time since you opened this conversation. "It's nice to meet you, Ruby."

For once, you mean that.

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"So... 'Arc' is your last name, and 'Ten Meti' is... what, a title?"

"Of sorts. 'Ten' roughly translates to 'student of.' Meti is my master."

Ruby makes a quiet noise of realisation. "So, since my uncle taught me how to fight, I would be... Ruby Rose Ten Qrow?"

"You were taught by ten crows?" You ask, genuine confusion in your voice.

"What? No! I was taught by my unc...le..." She fixes you with a glare, and you barely hold back laughter, resorting to biting your lip to keep it contained.

You're almost expecting your master's hand to appear out of nowhere and slap the back of your head for making such a stupid joke, even if by accident, and honestly, for once you wouldn't blame her.

"Well, you wouldn't be the first person I've heard of who was trained by animals of some sort."

As you remember that Meti has in fact happily abused her ability to Cut space and time for that exact purpose on more than one occasion, you do grow a touch more paranoid.

"... Anyway, I was taught by my uncle to use this-" She says, pulling a large red metal case from her waist, which immediately shifts and expands, becoming a giant, mechanical scythe in a matter of seconds.

A... peasant's weapon.

"A scythe." You say to be more diplomatic than your thoughts.

"It's also a customizable high-impact sniper rifle!"

Ah, now that, is... hah. You were almost happy for a second there. Such ignorance would be perfect for learning the art of Cutting, and learning is best done by teaching. She would have made a great student.

"... A gun."

She fixes you with a tiny smirk. "A gun. How about you? What do you have?"

... Well, since she's shown hers, it's only polite, you suppose. You grab the hilt of your sword, drawing its chipped, rusted blade from the scabbard of tightly but haphazardly bound straps of leather and watch the girl's face change from excitement to confusion to abject horror in a frankly impressive timeframe.

Once fully extracted, you bring its rusted tip to your palm, unafraid of injury. Even if you weren't a neonate in the principal art of Cutting, and thus more than capable of touching your own blade with no ill effect, it's so dulled that you doubt you could cut steamed carrots with it. Judging by the cracks along the bottom third, it would probably shatter if you tried.

The perfect tool for your dreams.

"Wh... wha..." Ruby seems to be at a complete loss for words, something about your blade horrifying her on a base level.

"A straight sword, five and a half kret long, the proper length, owned by my master, fought over by the two of us." You begin telling her about it. "I have cut every hair from my head with this sword- I still bear the scars from the experience. It is my sword, nobody else's, and it is all I will need to practice my arts."

"But... it-it's barely a weapon!" She cries, obviously distressed by the sight of a sword in such a state. "How could your master possibly give you something like that and, and say that's fine!? Something like that would get you killed in a fight!"

"'A blade, sharpened and shined lovingly by a blacksmith who adores his craft and his crafts, is the worst possible tool with which to learn the principle art of Cutting.'" You say, quoting your master as you are wont to.

This confuses the girl.

"... I... I don't get it."

You smile, not entirely expecting her to.

"What I mean, Ruby, is that this is a terrible weapon, as all swords are, and because of that, it is perfect for my purposes." You continue with that dissonantly tranquil voice of yours, setting off all kinds of unconscious warning signals in the girl.

"... What... what purposes?" She asks, switching between confused and unsettled as she waits. Oscillating between them, really, it's almost impressive.

You smile, unknowingly tilting your head to the side as your eyes crinkle shut, and Ruby's anxiety hits a peak. What other reason could there be for learning to strike without thought, without a blade? What better blade to learn Sword Law with than one that cannot cut?

What is a better reason to learn the principal art of Cutting?

"To reach Heaven through violence."
 
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By Ysun, the rusted blade? Truly, the master would not shame herself by giving the aprentice anything less than the most deadly of all known arts. I fear for his enemies.
 
I'll take that. I've been told I need to get better at putting my foot down when I need to, and this... is somehow simultaneously important enough to be worth saying something on, and also unimportant enough to the story that people aren't gonna raise a fuss about it, hopefully. Baby steps.


I tried to keep up some semblance of secrecy, and that's what matters. And the answer is no, he isn't aware of the Process yet, and how he becomes aware is simply a matter of circumstance- he awoke his Semblance from being beaten up and having to protect his sister- he built the Transistor because he needed something to stop his Semblance from hurting him.

So why would he need the Process?

And for your second question, by the sounds of it, some great bass work, some snares, and Pyrrha. More seriously, you'll find out when you find out.

Unfortunately, due to technical issues, I wasn't able to write the update last night- that'll be up in the next update slot, so, Wednesday. Updates will probably be slowing down as a whole while I get used to a membrane keyboard again, but I did just write 2000 words with it, so that's a good sign. Instead, however, you're getting that interlude I promised to make up for it!

... Hopefully.

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"What are you, brain-dead? Dust!"

Hoh? You look around for the conversation succeeding the clattering of luggage and preceding the telltale sound of Dust leaking through a loose cap- a useful sound, your master said, for knowing when to leave an area promptly. Or, at the very least, to look around and see where the fireworks are going to happen.

'One must learn to take pleasure in the stupidity of others, for it is an endless source of hilarity if cultivated properly.'

... Ah! The girls, one in red and black, the other in white and icy blue, the snow queen lecturing the other on the various types of Dust while shaking a bottle of the substance around, spreading a thin miasma of... fire Dust, you believe? It's red, and you can see smatterings of blue and yellow among the cloud...?

... Oh, sod it, you might as well introduce yourself, no? Readying your legs, you focus on your destination, between the two girls, and...

Go. Running to the rhythm of the Septagrammaton, as Meti taught you, Ys, At, N, Va, Ra, Ma, Presh, Ys At-N Va-Ra-Ma Presh, YS ATN VARAMA PRESH-

Your feet crack the ground beneath your feet as you reach up, plucking the phial from the pale girl's hands as you come to a stop, shifting the cobbles beneath your feet ever so slightly, unknowingly ruining what was the result of years of aesthetic design.

"Wh- what are you doing?!" The girl asks, seeming more annoyed that you decided to intervene at all than at the act of theft you just committed. "Why are you-" She looks at her hand for the bottle, only to see her hand. After staring at it for the kind of moment you would only truly stare at your hand while on the fungi you've seen the devils partaking in while on errands for your master, or indeed when looking for something that should be there and isn't. She looks towards you as you push the cork down, and, after an experimental shake, consider it 'safe enough.'

You look up at her. She stares at you with a mild sneer on her face as you hand her the bottle back.

"Carelessness is cause for misery." You say as she takes it back, half-quoting your master as you do. "Were these all bottled in the same facility?"

"I- yes, but-"

"You should check them all, then- the corks are loose. You've been spreading Dust over the area for a good few seconds at least."

You watch their faces, and how they change slightly as the revelation hits them that oh gods something very bad could have happened there. More than that, unknown to you, they find your voice- dissonant with your actions, calm, quiet, almost tranquil with every word- mildly unsettling for reasons they cannot quite place.

"... I... well, at least someone understands how to handle Dust properly." The girl in white says, aiming the jab at the girl in red in some attempt to regain some of her composure.

You hold your tongue, very deliberately not saying 'and it's not you.'

"I'm really sorry!" The girl in black apologises, her embarrassment clear to you. You're... not sure what for, honestly.

The girl in white pounces on that like a predator, launching into a tirade on the young girl's intelligence, age, asking her if she should really be here.

You're enjoying it immensely.

"Hey, I said I was sorry, princess!" Red Girl says, finally fed up with being snapped at. Good, show some fang! You're meant to be a Huntress, not one of Mottom's meek serving girls, fit only for abuse!

"Heiress, actually." A girl in black says, walking towards your little party. "Weiss Schnee, heiress to the Schnee Dust Company, one of the largest..."

You stop listening as you stare at the girl, this one in black because apparently monochrome is in nowadays, and more specifically at the bow atop her head. The bow that seems to twitch by millimetres every now and then at random, regardless of the wind that isn't blowing- not even a slight breeze.

... Curiouser and curiouser.

"Finally! Some recognition!" The girl in white, now dubbed Weiss, gives a smug smile, and you can almost feel her ego growing.

You could probably cut it with a knife.

Not even a metaphor here.

"The same company infamous for its controversial labour forces and questionable business partners." Bow girl continues almost impassively, drawing a sputter from the heiress preem.

"Wh- how dare you- ugh!" She stammers, stomping off without so much as a goodbye.

You step forward, bowing deeply.

"Goodbye, Preem Schnee!" You cry, not... wholly sincerely. When the stomping intensifies, you find yourself smirking just a little.

"I promise I'll make this up to you!" Red Girl calls after her. She turns to you, looking somewhat grateful. "... Thanks. For the save, with the Dust, and all."

Despite yourself, you find yourself smiling at the gratitude she shows you.

'Help those who seem capable of helping you,' your mind says in lieu of Meti.

"No problem." Your mouth says, choosing not to go down the 'you owe me' route.

"I-I'm Ruby, by the way." Red Girl says after a moment, making two out of three girls whose names you know.

"Jaune Arc Ten Meti." You say, turning to her for the first time since you opened this conversation. "It's nice to meet you, Ruby.

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"So... 'Arc' is your last name, and 'Ten Meti' is... what, a title?"

"Of sorts. 'Ten' roughly translates to 'disciple of.' Meti is my master."

"... Ohhh." Ruby makes a noise of realisation. "So, since my uncle taught me how to fight, I would be... Ruby Rose Ten Qrow?"

"You were taught by ten crows?" You say almost on reflex. A moment later, you realise exactly what you just said and what a great joke it is.

"What? No! I was taught by my unc...le..." She fixes you with a glare, and you barely hold back laughter, resorting to biting your lip to keep it contained.

Holy shit that was fucking gold. You're, you're not proud of that joke, but you're certainly pleased with how quickly you made it. You're almost expecting your master's hand to appear out of nowhere and slap the back of your hand.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist. It's been seven years since I've been able to make that joke without getting slapped."

As you remember that she has in fact done that on at least one occasion, you suddenly grow more paranoid.

"... Anyway, I was taught by my uncle to use this-" She says, pulling a large red metal case from her waist, which immediately shifts and expands, becoming a giant, mechanical scythe in a matter of seconds.

A... peasant's weapon.

"A scythe." You say to be more diplomatic than your thoughts.

"It's also a customizable high-impact sniper rifle!"

Ah, now that, is... hah. You were almost happy for a second there.

"... A gun."

"A gun. How about you? What do you have?"

... Well, since she's shown hers, it's only polite, you suppose. You grab the hilt of your sword, drawing its chipped, rusted blade from the scabbard of tightly but haphazardly bound straps of leather and watch the girl's face change from excitement to confusion to abject horror in a frankly impressive timeframe.

Once fully extracted, you bring its rusted tip to your palm, unafraid of injury. Even if you weren't a neonate in the principal art of Cutting, and thus more than capable of touching your own blade with no ill effect, it's so dulled that you doubt you could cut steamed carrots with it. Judging by the cracks along the bottom third, it would probably shatter if you tried.

The perfect tool for your purposes.

"Wh... wha..." Ruby seems to be at a complete loss for words, something about your blade horrifying her on a base level.

"A straight sword, five and a half kret long, the proper length, owned by my master, fought over by the two of us." You begin telling her about it. "I have cut every hair from my head with this sword- I still bear the scars from the experience. It is my sword, nobody else's, and it is all I will need to practice my arts."

"But... it-it's barely a weapon!" She cries, obviously distressed by the sight of a sword in such a state. "How could your master possibly give you something like that and, and say that's fine!? Something like that would get you killed in a fight!"

"'Existence and the act of combat are absolutely no different, and the essence of both, the purity of both, is a singular action, which is Cutting Down Your Opponent.'" You say, quoting your master as you are wont to.

This confuses the girl.

"... I... I don't get it."

You smile, not entirely expecting her to. "What I mean, Ruby, is that this is a terrible weapon, yes, as all swords are, and it is perfect for my purposes." You continue in that unsettlingly serene voice of yours.

"... What... what purposes?" She asks, switching between confused and unsettled as she waits. Oscillating between them, really, it's almost impressive.

You smile, unknowingly tilting your head to the side as your eyes crinkle shut. What other reason could there be for learning to strike without thought, without a blade? What better blade to learn Sword Law with than one that cannot cut?

What is a better reason to learn the principal art of Cutting?

"To kill God should I meet him on the road."
am i the only one who whishes that kill six billion demons had won after reading this?
 
am i the only one who whishes that kill six billion demons had won after reading this?

While I am fine with what won I kind of am as well with how interesting the interlude of what could have been was. Doesn't help that if we lose our sword in a way we can't retrieve there is no way to get it back forcing us to either quit or just play as a normal huntsman.
 
Anyone else hoping that Prok does the other 2 highest voted crosseover interludes? Because I really want to see Link and Pillar man Jaune after reading this interlude.
 
I'm missing a lot of context because I don't know the source, but it sounds OP.
In the context of Kill Six Billion Demons, Meti is an old woman who has mastered the principal art of Cutting, essentially turning the act of cutting things into a philosophy, and from that became the most powerful person in the setting by word of god.

As in, could slaughter the next seven to nine most powerful things in the setting without even trying kind of powerful, but chooses not to because she has learned that violence breeds violence, and it would overall make things worse.

... Yeah that person taught Jaune how to use a sword here. And he took to it like a fish to water.

You... would not lose many battles here, if any.

Anyone else hoping that Prok does the other 2 highest voted crosseover interludes? Because I really want to see Link and Pillar man Jaune after reading this interlude.
That's the plan!
 
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