Well, here we go. This is a weird one.
Oh, the Humanities
"Malfoy."
The thirteen-year-old supergenius mumbled to himself semicoherently, hunched over the base of the electronic pillar that dominated the center of the room.
"
Malfoy."
"Just a
minute," he said more clearly, tracing a wire deeper into the device's superstructure.
"Malfoooooooy."
"
Mein Gott, I've almost got this!"
Daisy shook her head, walked over to the window, and threw the curtain open. Malfoy shrieked like a dying ghoul, recoiling as the evening sun streamed in the window at the precise angle to bypass his safety glasses and hit him directly in the eye.
"
Whyyyyyyyyyyy?!?"
"We're done for the day." Daisy gestured at the yellow-orange sky.
Malfoy grimaced, but nodded. "Just this last adjustment. I've
finally got it."
Daisy didn't say anything, but she kept a careful eye on him as he soldered the wire into place. Done was supposed to mean done, but if there was one thing she'd learned in her two-point-four years in Durmstrang, it was that an improperly finished magitech device could spell problems. And while she
needed to get Malfoy moving onto bed, losing his train of thought made it hard for him to get back into it without moving onto other projects and leaving one potentially dangerous one unfinished.
And this one
did have the potential to be dangerous.
After accidentally opening a gateway into the internet itself and releasing spirits of data into the school, Malfoy had become curious as to the potential applications of his accident. The machine he was working on right now was a pocket dimension projector that he had heavily modified to suit his own purposes. The objective had been intended as, at different times, an emulator to simulate different environments and settings, a portal into the realm of information, and a sort of projector that created physical objects
from data. Now, it was a hodge-podge of all four functions that she could only operate by asking herself where Malfoy's stream of consciousness had taken him while working on it.
Not the sort of thing you wanted breaking down in the middle of the night.
"There," Malfoy said, standing and adjusting his
pickelhaube. "That should fix the cooling issue."
"Homework?" Daisy had gotten used to making sure, especially when Malfoy got
this absorbed in his projects.
"Done," Malfoy confirmed.
"Biochem?"
"Paper's written, ready for proofreading, with time to spare."
"Mathematics?"
"
You saw the drivel on the worksheets. You need to ask?"
"Book report?"
"Um."
Daisy looked him in the eye. She turned, and looked at the large book resting on a nearby counter, that would have cost anyone who wasn't a Malfoy an arm, a leg, and an eye. "Malfoy."
"There's still time!" He babbled desperately. "I've got a week left, right?"
"To finish a report on
Les Mis?" Daisy clapped a hand over her brow. "How much have you
read, at least?"
Silence.
Daisy drew her hand down her face, looking at him through her fingers. "Malfoy. How much of the book have you read."
"The diction, it's like swimming through
concrete, I can't—"
"Professor Marche
said you could take a different book!
You're the one who insisted you could do it!"
"I
miscalculated!" Malfoy whined. "There's no way I'm going to…"
He paused, and glanced between the book and the pillar.
He picked up the expensive block of paper, carried it back to the machine, and slipped it into an open slot.
Daisy smacked his hand away from the lever that he was reaching toward.
"No."
"The only way to get through the whole book in time to write a report is to experience it in a way that no one has ever before!"
"But you still miss out on the
narrative," she snapped back. "There's a… a
language to the medium, it's how the writer gets the point
across. You can't experience the book properly to write a report about it by using a
holodeck, Malfoy!"
She broke off her tirade. Malfoy was staring at her with a panicked gaze. This wasn't the first time he'd bitten off more than he could chew, counting on his intellect to see him through a problem that he didn't actually know how to deal with. It was, however, rather more spectacular than most.
"Look," she sighed. "I'll go through it with you, I'll
help. Just… there's a reason the teachers ask you to do things a certain way, right?"
Malfoy pouted, accepting the offered structure grudgingly and the offered aid with relief. "Tomorrow's the weekend. I… I guess I could put the next day or so aside to work through it."
Daisy nodded. "Okay. Let's do that." She glanced out the window. "In the morning. Not enough time with curfew." This particular project had gotten to a large enough size that Malfoy's dorm room couldn't practically hold it. They'd moved it into one of the older, less frequently used science classrooms with the headmaster's permission.
Malfoy lifted his helmet from his head. "Okay."
He was going to be grumpy about this, Daisy concluded. On the bright side, though, he was a quick reader, and with the absence of other projects to distract him, she had no doubt that he would make his way through the admittedly massive book within the time he'd suggested.
She was going to have to explain some of the
themes to him, but once he had a good enough idea of what was going on, he would have things in hand.
That, or find a way to enter the book to punt the Thenardiers through a wall and offer a power-armored hand on the barricade.
That front she was willing to help out on as well.
She waited as Malfoy collected his notes into his binder (a personal favorite, given that it was gray and Doctor Doom-green), and they walked out of the room. Daisy paused a moment to lock the door, and faced toward her dorms. It was late, and she and Malfoy needed to be in bed five minutes ago.
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The nice thing about being headmaster, thought Karl Bronson, was that all of the security was built around who
he wanted to let in and out.
The door clicked open, and he walked into the classroom. The massive cylinder of metal plating and exposed wiring stood before him, exposed like a massive secret as he turned the lights on. The open window showed a starless night sky. He stepped over quickly and drew it closed.
He'd considered turning the position of headmaster down when offered it. His own work had hit a slump, and he'd wanted to focus on it to get things moving again. Then he'd been informed who was attending, and realized that there was a shortcut.
Karl was no fool to enter the lair of a mad scientist unprepared, but then Bastian Malfoy and his assistant had come to him with a request that solved his every problem. A pocket universe generator, half a generation ahead of the version of the device that leading scientists had only cracked the secret to last year. And with so many additions,
including a device that could open one of the doorways that the boy had foolishly cracked open at the beginning of the year.
He could
feel the weight of the awards in his hands.
Now, if Malfoy was half the genius he'd been described as, he shouldn't have messed with the controls
too much. Karl walked over to the cluster of keyboards and monitors that dominated one of the worktables that had been shoved out of the center of the room. He switched it on, waited the several seconds it needed to boot, and began typing commands.
Fortunately, the proper commands seemed to remain in place… If that was the case, then…
Karl frowned. Where were the commands for the portal?
He tapped the "back" button frantically. No, no… it
had to be around here
somewhere!
crack
He looked up.
The lights were beginning to flicker. A spark ran across the generator.
What? He hadn't input the commands yet! What was going on—
Wait.
He squinted.
Why did those kids shove a
book in there—
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Daisy woke to a loud
crash of falling furniture. She sat straight up in bed, looking around. Had Ramos jostled something before going to bed? It happened some… times…
A haggard young woman in a dirty dress was pressing herself into a corner, eyes wide and frantic. She glanced at Daisy, then at the other girls who were flailing out from under their covers, and began shouting in… in something that
might have been French. She wasn't sure.
Outside the room, a man's voice was calling out in rather more recognizable French. Shouting for… for someone named… Cosette… And there was the alarm going off, and oh
God why?
She swung her legs over the side of the bed and stood, stalking towards the door. This was
not happening, not
this early in the morning.
Daisy had a pretty good idea of what had happened. She didn't bother to wonder which characters from
Les Miserables had appeared. With her luck, it would be a question of who
hadn't appeared.
"Stupid. Malfoy!"
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So, there was a vtuber who did a themed karaoke, and then the musical turned out to be in town (don't think I'll be able to watch, unfortunately, tickets are impossibly expensive), and simply put I've been on a bit of a
Les Mis kick lately.
Can't quite say where I got the idea to add "a" to "y," as it were. Oh well, I had fun writing it.
Well, what do you think sirs?