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It's a you, Mario!

Bowser has, once again, kidnapped the princess. Fuck.

You're going to get...

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It's a you, Mario!

Bowser has, once again, kidnapped the princess. Fuck.

You're going to get her back. But unbeknownst to Bowser... you're already holding A.

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You stand before the Mushroom Kingdom's Castle. The entrance is on the other side of the moat. You can likely cross it with a simple Long Jump.

Around you are some trees. The moat is filled with water, which you can swim in as you are already holding A. There is a closed cannon launch here. There is a lake here.

[ ] Press A
[ ] Write In
 
[ ] Plan Treesplosion.

Perform two and a half laps of the moat at speed 12, then spin on place for circa 20 minutes, 13 seconds and half a second. This should cause the camera to get stuck to the tree's trunk.

Run towards the tree but stop at half a centimeter from it. Run back to starting place. Repeat 10 times.
Then turn around and slam into tree at speed 12
 
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