[x] ta discova 'da secrets ta unlock'n immense levels uv powa an skill, an do fings like katch'n a sword wit' yer bare hands, or shoot'n beams outta yer fingaz, like 'dat 'umie ye saw do 'n a record'n 'dat was kalled someth'n like "soarin dragon leapin monkee" or somefin liek dat.
[x] become 'da greatest cybork mek ever, us'n supa advanced ork teknologee ta become 'da biggest an' baddest ork around, an' build mekanikal orks, machinez 'dat are right an' propa orkey, and fly'n around 'n a mek suit wif lotz uv dakka.
[X] become da kaptain uv da best ship in da sector, wit' 'da hardest armor an 'da biggest kannons. Also gett'n a kool look'n uniform wit' a kool kaptin's hat, an' maybe a mechanical leg or two. an' a hook hand 'dat kan also shoot lasaz. An' maybe an eyepatch dat kovaz a hidden lasa eye, an mayb-