Grail-kun! The random wish granter Quest! (Worm AU)

[Amatsumi]

[X]Re-roll

 

[Yog]

[X]Re-roll

 

[TheForgottenOne]

[X]Re-roll

 

[SuperiorTentacle]

[X]Re-roll

You will never escape us Taylor-kun. Not as long as there are ways to screw people over.

 

[Labuto]

[X]Keep wish

 

[archangis]

[x]Re-roll


THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

 

[Delwgun]

[X]Keep wish
[] Give taylor a knife and say that it is a yougoawayinator and tell her to stab Hitler-kun with it.

 

[Hyp3rB14d3]

Of course, we could just interpret the wish as "destroy Cauldron's base." Can't return to a place that doesn't exist.

 

[mograinya]

[X]Keep wish
Finally a valid reason to never ever see Taylor again.

 

[erasels]

[X]Re-roll

 

[Numen]

Of course, we could just interpret the wish as "destroy Cauldron's base." Can't return to a place that doesn't exist.

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That's brilliant. Remove the problem from your life, not yourself from your problem. Like the opposite of the kind of advice the Buddha might give. Surely doing the opposite of what the Buddha advises cannot backfire.
*blows up the universe*

 

[devo342]

[X] Re-roll

 

[Katsuragi]

Going away is an option, if we want Earth Bet to continue to exist.

We could go troll WH40K. At least that place pretty much deserves it. Lol.

 

[Numen]

We could go troll WH40K. At least that place pretty much deserves it. Lol.

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"What do you want Abbadon-kun?"

"What do you want Asdrubael Vect-san?"

"What do you want Tyranid Hivemind-chan?"

Any of their wishes would be APOCALYPTIC on a horrific scale.
About the only safe thing to grant a wish to would be an Ork.

"Me wantz a gud fighty fightz with the humies!"

 

[JoeStratnoff]

[x]Re-roll

 

[MadScientist]

[X]Re-roll

 

[Valor]

[X]Keep wish

 

[zeromass]

Can we go to pmmm it would be amusing to see homuras reaction to grailcun.

 

[Ashmaker]

"Grail-kun!" The girl began.

"Taylor, don't!" The wife, Annette shouted.

"Wait, remember the Moon broke!" Daniel screamed in terror.

"-I wish you would go away and never come back!" she finished speaking before Matthew could take a single step.

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I don't see a problem with this wish.

Obviously, the thing Grail-kun is going away from and never coming back to is the specific world that Cauldron-base is on. Earth-Bet is still fair game. Let's leave them with that one planet, so that they have a refuge after all the wishes ruin every other Earth in Worm.

Well, a refuge from Grail-kun, at least. Anything unleashed by Wishes™ or Wish-granting Side-effects™ could still trash that world.

 

[Katsuragi]

"What do you want Abbadon-kun?"

"What do you want Asdrubael Vect-san?"

"What do you want Tyranid Hivemind-chan?"

Any of their wishes would be APOCALYPTIC on a horrific scale.
About the only safe thing to grant a wish to would be an Ork.

"Me wantz a gud fighty fightz with the humies!"

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I mean, sure. If we're on the up and up.

Just give us room to troll the shit out of 40k with the wording of their wishes and we're in for a good time.

 

[Powerofmind]

[X]Keep wish

 

[alid610]

Keep the wish and just give her a knife?

 

[Hyp3rB14d3]

Obviously, the thing Grail-kun is going away from and never coming back to is the specific world that Cauldron-base is on. Earth-Bet is still fair game. Let's leave them with that one planet, so that they have a refuge after all the wishes ruin every other Earth in Worm.

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"You're hopeless, Taylor-san!"

*Sudden, violent earthquake.*

"You didn't go anywhere?"

"Don't worry, Taylor-san. Now that this planet's orbit has been destabilized, this planet will never return to that location again."

*Planet begins slow descent toward nearest star.*

 

[ziizo]

[X]Keep wish

 

[LordCassius]

[X]Keep wish