Meet the Birons, Part 3
"What we discuss today is highly classified. You will, before leaving the building, speak with a very serious lawyer who will very seriously detail exactly what very serious consequences await should you improperly divulge it."

"Your daughter, should she survive to adulthood, will become known as one of the most powerful parahumans on this or any other planet. Is it only through exertion of substantial effort than she is not so known now and, accordingly, is able to live a normal life. This is not simply a matter of raw power, it is also a reflection of her drive, compassion, creativity, and intelligence. Should she choose to, for some daft reason, she could well one day hold a position in the Triumvirate, or whatever successor thereto might someday emerge."

"Your daughter, today, has a security priority higher than that of world leaders. If we had to choose between saving the President and saving your daughter, we would save your daughter. After all, we can always get another President. There is only one Vista."

"As a foreign policy priority, we have secured the agreement of Valkyrie—who you might better know as The Fairy Queen—to provide certain protective measures to, among others, your daughter. If you have not been paying attention, as of this morning Valkyrie's 'demesne' includes multiple planets, a citizenry numbering greater than Bet's total population, and control over what was formerly Cauldron's means of artificially inducing parahuman power expression."

"Thanks to these, again, foreign policy and national security measures, a CUI infiltration team was identified and neutralized. Your daughter was identified as one of their likely targets. This is not the first such team, nor will it be the last."

"Incidentally, should your daughter choose to flee the country, it is unlikely we could stop her, and she would no doubt find a generous and grateful welcome in any country on this or any other Earth. Valkyrie, for one, would certainly greet her with open arms."

"Considerable effort has been made to provide to your daughter the best practicable semblance of a normal childhood. This is, again, a matter of foreign policy and national security."

"I will not ask you to love each other. I will not ask you to stay together. Nothing good will come of that. Your marriage has failed, so be it."

"Where I am from, a child would consider herself extraordinarily fortunate to at Vista's age have two surviving parents. I have, in my time, seen to the needs of far too many children who were, at even younger ages, orphaned."

"Vista will have, in her life, one childhood. She is, already, chomping at the bit to take on as much responsibility as quickly as possible. She now routinely receives, thanks to her work with the BBFD, grateful notes from people whose lives she saved. She routinely 'sneaks' in for extra time in the gym because she has determined that she needs to be able to carry the same firefighting equipment as a full-grown adult male."

"I have made no threats. I have not raised my voice."

"Vista will have a happy, supportive, healthy home life. You will diligently and in good faith engage in the process of working out custody and other such arrangements. You will ensure that whatever disputes you have will not occur in front of her. You will not attempt to weaponize her against the other. Counseling, legal, and other appropriate resources will be made available to you should they be needed to facilitate this process."

"In a few centuries time, if either of you are remembered at all, it will be as your daughter's parents."

"Thank you for your time. Don't let me detain you."

Note: Once I wrote the whole thing I couldn't bear to break it up or cut it down.
 
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"What we discuss today is highly classified. You will, before leaving the building, speak with a very serious lawyer who will very seriously detail exactly what very serious consequences await should you improperly divulge it."

"Your daughter, should she survive to adulthood, will become known as one of the most powerful parahumans on this or any other planet. Is it only through exertion of substantial effort than she is not so known now and, accordingly, is able to live a normal life. This is not simply a matter of raw power, it is also a reflection of her drive, compassion, creativity, and intelligence. Should she choose to, for some daft reason, she could well one day hold a position in the Triumverate, or whatever successor thereto might someday emerge."

"Your daughter, today, has a security priority higher than that of world leaders. If we had to choose between saving the President and saving your daughter, we would save your daughter. After all, we can always get another President. There is only one Vista.

"As a foreign policy priority, we have secured the agreement of Valkyrie—who you might better know as The Fairy Queen—to provide certain protective measures to, among others, your daughter. If you have not been paying attention, as of this morning Valkyrie's 'demesne' includes multiple planets, a citizenry numbering greater than Bet's total population, and control over what was formerly Cauldron's means of artificially inducing parahuman power expression."

"Thanks to these, again, foreign policy and national security measures, a CUI infiltration team was identified and neutralized. Your daughter was identified as one of their likely targets. This is not the first such team, nor will it be the last."

"Incidentally, should your daughter choose to flee the country, it is unlikely we could stop her, and she would no doubt find a generous and grateful welcome in any country on this or any other Earth. Valkyrie, for one, would certainly greet her with open arms."

"Considerable effort has been made to provide to your daughter the best practicable semblance of a normal childhood. This is, again, a matter of foreign policy and national security."

"I will not ask you to love each other. I will not ask you to stay together. Nothing good will come of that. Your marriage has failed, so be it."

"Where I am from, a child would consider herself extraordinarily fortunate to at Vista's age have two surviving parents. I have, in my time, seen to the needs of far too many children who were, at even younger ages, orphaned."

"Vista will have, in her life, one childhood. She is, already, chomping at the bit to take on as much responsibility as quickly as possible. She now routinely receives, thanks to her work with the BBFD, grateful notes from people whose lives she saved. She routinely 'sneaks' in for extra time in the gym because she has determined that she needs to be able to carry the same firefighting equipment as a full-grown adult male."

"I have made no threats. I have not raised my voice."

"Vista will have a happy, supportive, healthy home life. You will diligently and in good faith engage in the process of working out custody and other such arrangements. You will ensure that whatever disputes you have will not occur in front of her. You will not attempt to weaponize her against the other. Counseling, legal, and other appropriate resources will be made available to you should they be needed to facilitate this process."

"In a few centuries time, if either of you are remembered at all, it will be as your daughter's parents."

Thank you for your time. Don't let me detain you."

Note: Once I wrote the whole thing I couldn't bear to break it up or cut it down.

And that, folks, is what people mean when they talk about having a "Come to Jesus" talk with someone.
 
"Thank you for your time. Don't let me detain you."
Biron thought: Couldn't she just have nuked us from orbit, to make sure? Replaced us with perfect-copy robot good-parents? That way we wouldn't be scared for our lives, and be trying to look over both shoulders at once...

"Vista's not replaceable. Her parents quite definitely are."
 
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"Thank you for your time. Don't let me detain you."
In the context of this conversation this could AND SHOULD be taken several different ways. Not all of them end well.
This is giving off some 'don't make me let you down' vibes.

We're all so small, in the end.

And not just because your daughter can make it look like we're far away.
 
Old Bones, Part 18
"Technically," Victor said carefully, "they aren't your security teams. We were very careful about that."

Max gave him a withering look. "How long do you expect that polite fiction to hold?"

Victor shrugged. "The cut-outs are highly complex, and ultimately run through a legitimate corporate security contractor the Germans set up. It might well protect you from personal liability, as you trusted the experts. It won't protect Medhall, there is no way we can credibly argue ignorance about such flagrant arms violations happening in our own headquarters."

"Did any of them get away?"

"We don't have the full list yet. ATF and FBI brought in out-of-towners, staged through Boston, to pick up the entire overnight shift as well as all the off-duty people they could identify. I'm sure some slipped through, but if so I doubt we'll hear from them. More likely they'll skip town or cut a deal."

"How long for replacements?"

Victor winced. "With the scrutiny we are under? We'll likely have to hire a legitimate, American firm, and soon."

"Accord, then. That way we'll at least know who they are reporting to, and so long as we meet his terms his people will keep their mouths shut."

"The Germans won't like that."

"No good options, if we want to be sure whoever we hire isn't reporting to the Feds or the Elite."

Note: Burned through my backlog, so we are in draft-then-post mode! Fun!
 
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Boundaries Enforced with Claws
"Only you," Amy said wryly, as she inspected the deep scratches on her sister's arm.

"I just wanted to take 'Mina flying! Chekov enjoys it."

"Well, I can patch it up quickly, just be more careful in the future. Something something consent, something something animals."

"How did she get through the force field anyway?"

Because I've been working on her claws ever since we got her, Amy didn't say. Instead she made a show of putting on a thoughtful expression. "At a guess? Multiple impacts in very quick succession, plus cat."

"Huh. Didn't know cats were that strong."

Amy shrugged. "Later I'll show you the pics from when Taylor's dad one and only attempt to put a little camera collar on Taylor III."

"Mreow!" Chekov agreed, from his spot on Amy's bookshelf.

Elsewhere

"What does Brian like?" Alec asked incredulously.

He laughed. "All he ever did around me is be boring, work out, and tell me to behave."

Aisha shrugged. "Worth a shot."
 
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"What does Brian like?" Alec asked incredulously.

He laughed. "All he ever did around me is be boring, work out, and tell me to behave."
"Though..."

"Yes, yes?"

"Sometimes, when I'm not looking at him, I can tell from his nerve-map he's carefully not looking at Taylor..."

(Does Alec have enough time, in this story, around Brian, when Taylor's about, to possibly spot that?)
 
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We both know that Taylor wouldn't see him this way. She is already enamored in escalation.

Young!Taylor is more fit than in canon, with more self-confidence. However, neither she nor Brian are really in the headspace for a romantic relationship right now. Brian might, in the correct circumstances hook up with someone, but that would take special circumstances. I doubt young!Taylor would hook up under any circumstances in the near term. She is getting better with her self-esteem issues, but still has massive trust and intimacy issues.

Honestly, to Brian, the most attractive things about Taylor are that she cares about Aisha and treats him like a normal human being. Shared interests help. If they were older that might be enough to kick-start a relationship but teens generally don't think in those terms.
 
Honestly, to Brian, the most attractive things about Taylor are that she cares about Aisha and treats him like a normal human being.
Should we draw a distinction between 'not looking', and, 'considering starting a relationship'? Eros and philia or whatever they are? People can have mixed reactions, including those they don't approve of in themselves... So, "there's so many reasons it wouldn't work", and, "maybe we should talk about things", can live together in the same head...
 
Should we draw a distinction between 'not looking', and, 'considering starting a relationship'? Eros and philia or whatever they are? People can have mixed reactions, including those they don't approve of in themselves... So, "there's so many reasons it wouldn't work", and, "maybe we should talk about things", can live together in the same head...

I've mentioned before that there is a path where a few years down the road Brian and Taylor realize that they effectively have been dating for a while, but I'm not sure if I'll take that path.
 
Something something consent, something something animals."

"How did she get through the force field anyway?"

Because I've been working on her claws ever since we got her, Amy didn't say.
Aaaand Amy got consent from the cat before she did this to her? You're letting your Red Queen show there, Ames.

Also, what kind of cat is she, Siberian?

I've mentioned before that there is a path where a few years down the road Brian and Taylor realize that they effectively have been dating for a while, but I'm not sure if I'll take that path.
Uptime!Taylor, after Lisa explains things to her: "...Huh. Okay... yeah, I can see it now, it's just...odd. they're both in such a healthier head space then I was, we were, the first time around. Well good for them."
 
Aaaand Amy got consent from the cat before she did this to her? You're letting your Red Queen show there, Ames.

"'Mina seemed to enjoy her new claws! She could have left at any time!"

Yeah, glad someone caught that little contradiction, Amy sure didn't realize the irony. She might be doing better, but, look, it's a process?
 
Amy's cat lives in a house with Brandish, a depressed explosive thrower and a hyperactive brute with impulse control issues; a few defenses for the squishy kitten seem like a good thing to me.

And the best defense...
 
And the best defense...
Is not to have been there in the first place?

If you can't wiggle-out, that way, mew softly, and make sure you've got really sharp claws?
(Speak softly, and carry a big stick.)

And, make sure you are thoroughly skilled in using said stick, willing to do so, and have a few backup sticks you do your best to ensure very few know about...

So, has Amy provided adaptive claws, that adjust to go through a really wide range of defences???

Likely a paralytic bite, as a backup?

Is she working on kittens that walk through walls?
 
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We've already seen at least one Cauldron cat calling for doors
Ceiling Cat might be on top of your refrigerator or in the rafters, but Cauldron Cat transcends space and time. Cauldron Cat can clamber on top of the tesseract, because that's where the sunbeam is. All the sunbeams. Cauldron Cat will scrabble at the dimensional door just for the chance of scritches.
 
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