[X][PLANET] "Is filled crawling with stupid, angry animals! One punch and they're dead! Can you believe that the locals are losing to these things! Pathetic!"
[X][PLANET] "Is a lawless wasteland! They only people around are crazy bandits using old-fashioned slug-throwers and you can crush those easily! Now go show these backwoods hillbillies who's boss!"
[X][PLANET] "Is ridiculously barbaric! They still use bows, arrows and swords of all things, can you believe it? Not only that, they're a bunch of pathetic, peace-loving pansies! You couldn't ask for a better target!"