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Chapter 1
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The floorboards creak as I shift in the bed. For a brief moment, I twitch, and the creaking pauses.
A footstep
thunks dully against the wooden boards, and then another. Boots, with a heel, I think – because the footsteps are louder than a normal shoe.
"Well, how 'bout that? Easy, now, don't try to sit up," the intruder says, in familiar male voice, as I open my eyes.
My eyes blur, and for a few seconds they
itch as my contacts readjust.
"Where am I?" I croak hoarsely, my throat parched and dry.
"Here, have some water," the man says, pressing a plastic water bottle into my hand.
I swig some immediately, then gag as the water rushes into my mouth. I swallow, then drink a little more, swishing it around in my mouth as I blink rapidly, settling my contacts in properly.
Turning my head, I glance over to see a military-surplus cot next to mine. Someone is lying there; their head swaddled in layers of dirty white bandages and clothed raggedy underwear.
Beneath the other person is an old, 1950's style poster, faded with age and tacked up on a battered wooden wall. '
The Guy Who Came Back' is the prominently displayed title.
Next to the poster is the man, sitting on a small stool and clad in worn rustic clothing, a washed-out red kerchief around his neck. His bald head gleams with the light trickling in from the boarded up windows, and a well-trimmed white mustache adorns his lip.
My eyes widen in horrified recognition as the man continues to speak.
"I'm Doc Mitchell. Welcome to Goodsprings."
Xxxx
An hour later, I'm sitting at Doc Mitchell's kitchen table, watching Michael Hogan cook me a gecko steak.
"You're lucky those men didn't find you," Doc Mitchell says nonchalantly, as I sip at my bottle of water. "I'm still patchin' up that poor girl in the other room. Dunno how she survived a bullet to the head, but she should be up in a few hours."
"Those men?" I repeat quietly, glancing up at the doctor.
"Yeah. When Victor brought the girl over, he had you slung over the arm," Doc Mitchell shrugs. "At first, I thought you'd been shot too, but I guess not. Still, you had a nasty bump on your head. I guess you got knocked unconscious by one of those men, but that still leaves the question of why they didn't just shoot you too."
The doctor sets the gecko steak down in front of me, then sits down, giving me a hard look.
"They'd already buried one body, so why not bury another? Victor's story's left me with a might bit of confusion regarding you – but as far as I can tell, it ain't no business of mine."
"Trust me," I reply sourly, "you're not the only one confused right now."
Doc Mitchell chuckled.
"I expect not. Still, I patched you up as best I could – it's what I'm here for – but don't worry about payment. All I did was give you a bed, and I'm not running a hotel, here, so we're square," Doc Mitchell informed me, nodding frankly.
"Thanks," I say, a little touched. "Not often you find people who are so kind."
He chuckled again, then coughed.
"Well, actually, it's 'cause I noticed you didn't have any caps on you. No point in asking for payment if 'n you're not likely to get any," he admitted.
Unable to help myself, I laugh.
Xxxx
Dust and sand whirl by as the pre-dawn breeze picks up, whistling through the dark, still-slumbering town of Goodsprings. Carried along by the wind, the sand bites at my neck, scratching away at my exposed skin.
Frowning, I try to ignore the sensation, but it's hard.
The Mojave Wasteland is, sadly, a desert. Having grown up in a coastal rainforest, I was more used to rainstorms than sand – although I had travelled to some deserts before. Already, I could feel the corners of my mouth drying up; water deprivation was probably going to be a major problem, I could see.
That is, if I decided to stay in the Mojave.
After all, I was a Washington boy – the State, not the District. Why stay in the desert when I could just return to Seattle, or better yet, the Coast?
Up there, I would know what was edible, where to scavenge, and how to survive. Sure, the rain and storms would make for hard winters, but the growing season would provide me with a ridiculous amount of food; unlike eking out a miserable amount of food from the desert, it would be easy to cultivate abundant crop yield in western Washington.
Hell, I might even be able to find a post-apocalyptic version of my house. After all, most of my town was built prior to the Fifties – a lot of old houses and buildings, along with a large amount of logging mills.
Most importantly, up there, I could retreat to the labyrinth of logging roads that crisscrossed the Coast – roads that led deep into the mountains, where I could live out my life safely, and with plenty of comfort.
Absently, I pulled out a tan bandana from my backpack, wrapping it carefully around my neck, tying a basic knot around the front to secure it. The fabric was only cheap cotton, and it wouldn't last long. It was no army-issue shemagh, but it would do for now.
Carefully, I zipped up my backpack, making sure to note what supplies were inside. Some of the stuff was useless, or soon to be, but that didn't matter. My passport, for instance, was not useful. My wallet, full of U.S. dollars, might just be – that is, if pre-War money still resembles non-Fallout money. Other than that, the legal notepad could be useful, even if only for starting fires. My laptop was dead weight without a compatible power source. Deodorant… was a nice touch, but probably would be used up soon enough.
Sunglasses, still in their case, would also be required in the sun-bleached desert. My pocketknife was of high quality, and would serve me well, so I clipped it on to the side of my worn khaki climbing pants. The thick roll of heavy-duty duct tape would probably be invaluable. My black hardshell jacket was of the completely wrong coloration for the desert, but it was perfect for sudden rainfall and was thin enough that it didn't take up much space in my pack anyway.
I frown as I regarded the abysmal state of my supplies. Had I
really thought that small amount of emergency gear would suffice back home? Granted, I hadn't been
planning on making a trip or anything like that, but I always tried to have emergency supplies handy, just in case. When I got back, I swore, I was going to make sure to carry ample supplies.
My heart sank as I play those last thoughts back.
When I got back… As far as I remember, there was no way that the Mojave would have the kind of tech to send somebody across dimensions.
So
why was I here, then? Had I been plucked away as a joke? Taken away merely for the amusement of some kind of random, omnipotent being?
My fists clench, and I struggle not to slam a punch into the wooden railing of Doc Mitchell's front porch.
God, I hope not.
"Well howdy there, partner!" calls a warm, yet strange voice.
I look up, and come face-to-screen with a robot.
"Woah!" I yelp, stumbling back a step and tripping over Doc Mitchell's rocking chair – my feet go out beneath me, and my back smashes into the ground with a
thud.
"Sorry, didn't mean to scare ya," the robot apologizes, as I groan. "I saw you were up and about, so I thought I might swing on by and see how you were doin'."
"I'm… alright, thanks," I reply slowly, wincing as I slowly get back to my feet. "You must be… Victor, right? Doc Mitchell said you brought me here."
"That I did, though I can't rightly say
how you came to be here – all's I did was bring you to the good doc," Victor replies, rolling backwards slightly and 'shrugging' his pauldrons.
"
How I came to be here?" I repeat, arms tensing as adrenaline starts to flood my system. "I'd like to think I came here the same way we all did… conception, birth, childhood… you know, the human stuff."
Victor chuckles, and his long cylindrical arms swing back and forth, while I cautiously watch out for the gatling laser mounted in the right one – at least, I
think it's the right one. I could be the left.
"Well, I'm sure ya did, partner, but I remember seein' a big glowin' light on that there cemetery hill, an' then you just popped on out!" Victor tells me casually, as my eyes widen. "C'mon, I'll show ya where it happened!"
"No… uh, no thanks, Victor," I mumble, stepping backwards. "I think I… I should go inside, now."
Victor's right arm shoots out, stopping, snake-like, just before it latched onto my leg.
Terrified, I glance down, then back up, as Victor's jovial cowboy face shifts, turning into a disapproving glare.
"I'm 'fraid I can't let you do that, partner," Victor says slowly, pointing his left arm at me, the panels pulling back to reveal the ominous barrel of his gatling laser. "I just got word from the boss – 'pparently he wants to talk to you. Seein' as cemetery hill has the best reception from New Vegas, I think we'd best get going."
I nod shakily, grabbing my backpack and hesitantly following the rolling Securitron out, into the biting wind.
Xxxx
Our short trek to the cemetery was scenic, I'll admit, but when Victor's laser seared a gecko into a pile of ashes, all thoughts of enjoying the scenery flew from my head.
The temperature isn't so bad, but it's slowly starting to rise as the sun's first rays start to peak over the horizon. Up ahead, I can see the derelict water tower rising up, and the small bumps of gravestones marking the spot.
We continue in silence, as I walk behind Victor's rolling wheel as he trundles along. My light shirt isn't going to be suited for travelling, I quickly discover. While my pants are rugged, having been designed for rock climbing, my blue v-neck shirt doesn't look like it could take a simple cactus tear, much less armed combat. Jason Brody only got away with it due to suspension of disbelief – cotton isn't made for resisting gunfire.
Just as the sun peaks over the edge of the distant mountains, we stop, watching the sunrise from the edge of the bluff.
I stare, silently, as the sun silhouettes the glowing New Vegas strip, bathing it in light. Flickering neon glints, twinkling merrily as the night slowly fades. I'd estimate thirty miles between the cemetery and New Vegas, but the straight-line route is right out – I'm not going to mess with any Deathclaws if I can help it.
The tall spire of the Lucky 38 soars over everything else. Somehow, though, I'm not impressed – though I'd never seen the Las Vegas version, I'd seen the Space Needle enough. Granted, the Lucky 38 was taller, but it wasn't
mine in the same way that the 'Needle was.
"Boss man wants a word," Victor said, turning to face me.
I open my mouth to ask how, but before I can, Victor's screen blanks out, and after a moment of flickering motion, the mustachioed image of Robert House replaces him.
"Well, now, aren't you a mystery?" Mr. House muses. "I hope you're aware of just how impossible you are – trans-dimensional transportation was, supposedly, impossible. But yet… here's the proof."
Unable to help it, I gape at him for a moment, before shaking my head.
"Trans-dimensional teleportation?" I repeat, starting sweat as I prepare to bullshit my way out of this mess. "But that…that's impossible. Even if you
could figure out how to pierce the dimensional wall – so to speak – you'd have to figure out how not to
incinerate the guy you're sending through!"
"Ah, you fancy yourself a thinker, eh? In that case, allow me to introduce myself: I am Robert Edwin House, president, CEO, and sole proprietor of the New Vegas Strip. I shall be blunt – you are an enigma to me. I have the capacity to predict and understand more than you will know, but yet your appearance was impossible – if not for the scene before my eyes," Mr. House says.
"But they're not quite
your eyes, are they, boss?" I jab instinctively, before gritting my teeth in irritation – getting snippy is
not going to improve my situation, dammit, and I
don't want Mr. House to realize just how much I know. "Using a robot doesn't count – don't think I haven't noticed how you aren't able to actually
move the robot. No control, eh?"
"An irrelevant technicality," Mr. House dismisses. "If I needed the body to move, I would use Victor – which you must realize. Do not think that you can simply bluff your way out of this situation. You know exactly what I want."
I swallow, my mouth dry from the hike.
"You want the chip," I state cautiously. "The one that fancy-pants took."
"His name is Benny," House informs me. "But yes, that is correct. Unfortunately, the games of New Vegas are played in the shadows – Benny does not know that
I know he has the chip."
"So why are you talking to
me?" I ask carefully. "I'm not exactly the pinnacle of human lethality, here. You want me to hunt the fancy bastard, I get that, but… why?"
"Do you not want to? Would you prefer that I hire a mercenary? Surely you understand that you have but a few options at this stage of the game – and my offer is the best one you will receive."
"And what if I choose to stay in Goodsprings?" I challenge. "Or if I leave the Mojave? Maybe I can't go home, but I bet Oregon's nicer than a goddamn desert."
"So you
are from the United States," House muses. "Tell me, how different is this world from yours? Obviously, the language has remained the same, but as for the rest…"
"Well, my world wasn't stupid enough to start World War III," I mutter. "Other than
that… I know we didn't have any
robots running around, at least, not this commonly. Still, Doc Mitchell managed to explain the basics to me. Twenty-third century, war with the Chinese, so on and so forth."
"Indeed – I trust that you are capable of comprehending the fragile power balance that has ensued. All you need to know is that I require the Platinum Chip."
"Again, I feel like I should remind you that I am not a badass – why the fuck are you asking me? Wait…"
I chuckle, slowly getting louder as my amusement blooms into full laughter.
"You – you have," I say between bursts of laughter, "
literally no other option. Your only option is
me."
Mr. House's computer face shifts into a frown.
"Yes, that does appear to be the case. Nonetheless, you
will do this. While I may not be able to take the Platinum Chip from Benny, I can still easily have you killed."
My laughter abruptly chokes off as Mr. House lifts one of Victor's gun arms experimentally.
"Furthermore, I doubt I will need fine motor control to reduce you into a fine paste," House continued. "If you want to remain alive, I
suggest that you cooperate. If not… there is always the Courier."
"Alright, alright!" I interrupt, desperate to change the conversation before House
actually decides to kill me. "I get it, I get it! But I'm not doin' this for free."
"Name your price," Mr. House instructed.
"Hmm… Let's… let's start with twenty-thousand caps," I say. "You've got billions of caps, but gouging you is pointless – still, I want to make a profit here, so twenty-grand is good."
"Well-reasoned," Mr. House praises reluctantly.
"Hold on, that's not all," I say, holding up a hand. "Now, since I've got
no guarantee that this Courier is gonna be useful, we're gonna need supplies."
"What did you have in mind?"
"To start, food and water to survive the trek. I'm not a fan of deserts – prefer rainforests, to be honest – and I'm not about to head off into the Mojave without a good amount of food and water. Which means another grand up front, separate from the twenty," I list off, ticking off fingers. "Second, guns and armor: preferably some kind of light, modular armor, suited to fast travelling. Revolvers and bolt-action rifles would be good, 'cause the sand is gonna cause plenty of jams and maintenance problems."
"Anything else on your shopping list?" Mr. House inquired, his tone scathing.
"Yeah, actually..." I tell him. "Consider this my primary concern – finding me a fucking way home."
"Unfortunately for you, dimensional transportation is somewhat beyond my purview," Mr. House remarked dryly. "Perhaps I can get you a pair of ruby slippers instead."
"What's that make you, the wicked witch?" I reply unthinkingly. "C'mon, boss – it's the late twenty-third century, where're all the mad scientists? There's gotta be some kind of Pre-War science facility left over – if you guys have functional robots, then-"
"You
do realize that the existence of robots has no impact on the possibility of dimensional transportation? There is a
vast gulf between those two technologies. Besides, with the world in such a disorganized state, you cannot simply assume that this miraculous technology is simply waiting for you out there – you cannot be that naïve."
"Then my third condition is that you
look for something like it," I challenge. "This isn't just something that can benefit me – imagine a way to escape New Vegas, if you have to – or better yet, a way to bring in extra-dimensional technology for your robots. What better ace in the hole, right boss?"
"You have a point," House conceded. "Very well, then. Consider that our bargain: you bring me the chip, and I give you supplies, twenty thousand bottle caps, and possibly a way home."
"One thousand up front, twenty thousand at the end - but yeah, that sounds about right," I accept.
This is my best hope for getting home, I think to myself.
I should be relieved by this arrangement. Instead, all I feel is a hollow pit in my stomach.