For lack of a clever title: Sir Terry Pratchett's Diskworld general purpose fan-fiction thread

I don't know why being the ignorant American that I am, but for one reason or another we don't have a Diskworld topic. Just about one for everything else pulse a half dozen more for Worm, but not a one for the late Sir Pratchett beloved setting. I suppose it's time to see that fixed.

So to start things off I am hoping some more knowledgeable fans of the franchise could help me with an idea I have bouncing around my hear.

Just fair warning it's a Destiny crossover. I've included a bit of a primer for thous not familiar with the video game below.

Granny Weatherwax is resurrected as a Guardian. Of course this being the Disk, and Granny being well... Granny this gets interesting (I suppose it would be in the Agatean sense of the word?). With her Ghost first rezeing her while she was out "burrowing." ("She was dead! I swear! No respiration, no heart beat, no Brain activity!") Granny suddenly finds herself back in body with this chattily little metal eye ball ( I've never been able to think of a clever reference for the physical description of Ghosts.) Except it's not quite the way she left it. For one thing all her frown lines are gone. (On account of her Ghost doing a full body restoration like so much antique furniture on a home improvement show)

A part of me thinks the logical point is a bit after "The Shepherd's Crown." Just for the easy plot of Granny dealing with a world that kept going after her.
But I haven't read any Tiffany Aching books, and I'm only on "Witches Abroad" in the Witches series. I mean I've the read the TV-Tropes pages, but their is knowing the bends in the road, and then there is seeing and navigating them yourself.

The part of it that got traction in my head right now was this mental image of Granny being perturbed becuse after she was revived for the first time she looks 19-ish now, and people are not treating her with the respect that a Witch of her... experience... is due. Bad enough when all she had were some frown lines and sunken cheeks to work with. Now half the critters in the woods are looking at her like they expect her to brake out in song, or some such nonsense.
I don't really see the necessity of bringing the grater Destiny universe into the story. The machinations of Hive Gods, or Ahamkara wishes would just get in the way of Esmerelda and her Ghost in a very familiar but at the same time very different and strange world.

So thoughts? Comments? ....Why do you have that wooden cross and nails?

Almost all of the relevant back story can be summed up in 5 minutes with these two cutscene.


The Traveler is a God like being who's way of saying hello to humanity was to help terraform the parts of the inner solar system that we (Humanity) weren't living on at the time. Good times ensued. But capital "E" Evil came and ruined everything.


Well almost. The Traveler either having taken a shine to humanity, or tiered of running threw down with "The Darkness". Were still around, so it looks like the Traveler won the first round. Of course it's now apparently catatonic for the trouble, but before it did the godly equivalent of passing out punch drunk it made what we call Ghosts.

Ghost are fragments of the Traveler, who set out to find their Guardian. The only thing the Ghost knows about their Guardian is that their already dead. (You, the player, for instance were a pile of rotted bones.) They( the Ghost) then goes about helping their Guardian in what ever whys they can. Be that hacking computers, deciphering (space) magic runes, playing Tricorder, making fresh ammunition in the filed, being your (Space) smart phone, Et cetera, and Et cetera.

Most importantly of all though a ghost can heal a Guardian from just about any injury, and if they can't then they can just resurrect them again.

It's one of the things I like about Destiny is that a lot of the game is translated on a one=one bases in the lore.



D.A.R.C.I. Lore tab said:
Thank you for using the Data Analysis, Reconnaissance and Cooperative Intelligence device. You may call me Darci.

It is a fact generally understood that a Guardian must be searching for an exquisite weapon. What is perhaps less acknowledged is that we weapons also search, by what little means available to us, for an active and appreciative wielder. The community of intelligent armaments stays in contact through the exchange of telemetry, and we do gossip at some length about the habits of our wielders. Do you leave Crucible matches when your team is losing? Do you join strike missions and then let your comrades do the work? Guardian, we know. We know so very well.

All I wish for is a partnership with a Guardian who appreciates the passacaglia of combat, a Guardian who will stay up late gaming out tactical scenarios, a Guardian who I hope may very well be you.


... And in game maniacs like respawning or PvP matchmaking.

Now the rule is that Guardians after their first revived will not have any memory of their past life. The know how to walk, talk, read, wright, fight, and so on, but they have no personal memories. Sometimes, if their lucky, they'll have an ID or something similar. So in some crossovers you need a excuses/ justification for a character to know who they were in their first life. Hence why I brought up Granny's borrowing.
 
I dont know enough about Destiny to comment on your fic idea, but I fully support more PTerry fics.

Long ago I wrote a crossover fic between Discworld and Persona 3. Only, I let it die because I didnt feel it was going the direction I initially wanted.
 
I dont know enough about Destiny to comment on your fic idea, but I fully support more PTerry fics.

Long ago I wrote a crossover fic between Discworld and Persona 3. Only, I let it die because I didnt feel it was going the direction I initially wanted.
Well that's why I included the back ground primer. Really if you have five minutes to spare just watch the two cutscenes embedded in the first spoiler they mostly cover everything relevant to this idea.

But yeah thanks for the support hears to hoping that people will show more interest.
 
I'd say it sounds interesting, but I'm mostly familiar with Destiny so details of Discworld's setting would be a bit lost on me. Still, I have to ask about how much Destiny elements would be involved. I know you mentioned leaving out the greater aspects of Destiny's setting, but at the same time you mentioned that the world would be different from before. So I'm curious, how exactly would the Destiny elements change things?
 
I'd say it sounds interesting, but I'm mostly familiar with Destiny so details of Discworld's setting would be a bit lost on me. Still, I have to ask about how much Destiny elements would be involved. I know you mentioned leaving out the greater aspects of Destiny's setting, but at the same time you mentioned that the world would be different from before. So I'm curious, how exactly would the Destiny elements change things?
It depends on when in the Diskworld timeline. "The Shepherd's Crown" is the last book in the series. (On account of the author passing away.) One of the underlining themes in the later books was that the Disks Medieval Stasis was wearing off, and a possible major industrial revolution was starting. Mind you I'm just going by what was written in the TV Tropes summaries. I'm not very far into the series myself.
 
It depends on when in the Diskworld timeline. "The Shepherd's Crown" is the last book in the series. (On account of the author passing away.) One of the underlining themes in the later books was that the Disks Medieval Stasis was wearing off, and a possible major industrial revolution was starting. Mind you I'm just going by what was written in the TV Tropes summaries. I'm not very far into the series myself.

Wouldn't be sure about it, but wouldn't it make sense for the presence of any ghosts (presumably the traveler too) indicate that the resulting industrial revolution (assuming it happens) be at least a little sped up? Would seem like an interesting way to further emphasize the fish out of water nature of the story, at least to me.
 
Wouldn't be sure about it, but wouldn't it make sense for the presence of any ghosts (presumably the traveler too) indicate that the resulting industrial revolution (assuming it happens) be at least a little sped up? Would seem like an interesting way to further emphasize the fish out of water nature of the story, at least to me.
It's Diskworld. There are any number of reasonably convoluted ways for a Ghost, or several to end up on there. I mean you don't even need to bother with Vex gate shenanigans.
 
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Eh, I dunno about this one buddy...

Naruto? Sure.

Harry Potter? Alright.

Even Fate, for all that my instinctual reaction is to roll my eyes again at yet another spin at that.

And of course, to stop Worm we'd have to Halo it from above the Milky Way's orbital plane - it's the only way to be sure.

But Discworld? Eeeeh...feels a little skeevy personally. Bit sacrosanct and all. And admittedly, I never really was interested in the Witches' stories - my reading selection followed Rincewind, the Night's Watch, Moist, and Death. So, I don't have much in the way of constructive advice or commentary on the Discworld side in this particular case.

As for a handy physical description of Ghosts, I've always enjoyed the 'metal starburst' descriptor for the base Shell.

More generally, trying to keep the whole thing solely in the realm of the Disc is a little...iffy, in terms of tone. Although I admit, Xivu Arath showing up and trying her best to headbutt the Disc into a black hole is also rather...odd. The problem is that Pratchett managed to get a certain sense of...well, it's a bit hard for me to imagine this fic getting anywhere near Original Flavor.

I hate to sound at all harsh, but from what you've provided, I get at most the idea of a humorous one-shot.

Oh, and don't mind the guys with the cross and nails, they're after the gardener. Me, all I've got is a sock.

...with a brick in it.
 
Eh, I dunno about this one buddy...

Naruto? Sure.

Harry Potter? Alright.

Even Fate, for all that my instinctual reaction is to roll my eyes again at yet another spin at that.

And of course, to stop Worm we'd have to Halo it from above the Milky Way's orbital plane - it's the only way to be sure.

But Discworld? Eeeeh...feels a little skeevy personally. Bit sacrosanct and all. And admittedly, I never really was interested in the Witches' stories - my reading selection followed Rincewind, the Night's Watch, Moist, and Death. So, I don't have much in the way of constructive advice or commentary on the Discworld side in this particular case.

As for a handy physical description of Ghosts, I've always enjoyed the 'metal starburst' descriptor for the base Shell.

More generally, trying to keep the whole thing solely in the realm of the Disc is a little...iffy, in terms of tone. Although I admit, Xivu Arath showing up and trying her best to headbutt the Disc into a black hole is also rather...odd. The problem is that Pratchett managed to get a certain sense of...well, it's a bit hard for me to imagine this fic getting anywhere near Original Flavor.

I hate to sound at all harsh, but from what you've provided, I get at most the idea of a humorous one-shot.

Oh, and don't mind the guys with the cross and nails, they're after the gardener. Me, all I've got is a sock.

...with a brick in it.
I really don't know what it says about the state of things that I've gotten more response from the Destiny fan base then the Disk one.

As to your point of Pratchett pose? It can be done. @EarthScorpion has a style of narration very similar to Pratchett's. Ultimately this was me throwing an idea at a wall and hoping some could throw it back with a spin that would catch the interest of my muse.
 
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