Vote tally - FLUNKOUT ARCANA: A Failed Wizard Quest
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[X] - Irreconcilable Class Issues: In the Academie dei Rei, you've concluded that you simply don't have the class for it. You see, your parents were barbarians. Bar bar bar, they drank blood out of human skulls, and weren't they oh so proud when their child went off to the big city to make a name for themselves. Cons: it sucks shit in here. You'd rather be in the craggy mountains of your childhood, wrestling ice trolls to submission in a variety of holds. When someone expects you to hand in coursework, you dream of burying an axe in their skull. You are also mildly concerned that you are quickly becoming a stereotypical pastiche of your culture.
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[X]- Evocatii- The sign of Mars dominates. Your mansion is made of red iron and ruddy teak. Hot winds howl outside your walls. Red stand piles up against your mansion, which stands as solid and stubborn as old soldiers.
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[X]- Potion Addiction (Glug Fiend): You don't have a drug problem. You have an incompetence problem, which the mana potions help fix. Yeah they make your brain buzz and your heart flutter, and you've been noticing this black ivy crawl all over your memories, and you've been diving into your scholarship fund to buy more potions, and you've been drinking them outside of academic purposes, but you don't have a drug problem. Period. It's only a problem when you can't stop, and you can stop. You just choose not to. For real.
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[X]- Former Gifted Child: You breezed through prep. Memorization? No problem. Music as a discipline came naturally to you, but you struggled a bit with art and was always merely okay at mathematics. But you choked and you choked hard when you stepped into the Academie. The moment you realized you weren't the smartest aspirant in class was the moment you fell to pieces. Every time you saw one of your classmates make good progress on their term paper, your stomach knots itself into a ball. Every time you burned the midnight oil to get an okay result, only to overhear that some other guy thought it was the easiest thing in the world, you consider the rope.
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[X]- Divinarie: The sign of Saturn dominates. Your mansion is made out of pale wood and bright mirrors. You cannot walk an inch without a bright glint of reflected starlight stabbing into your eyes. Outside the garden of wan flowers rustles.
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[X]- Alchemie: The sign of Mercury dominates. A swift band of light crosses the sky. Your mansion is an airy affair of open vaults and tall columns, pure water mixing with liquid mercury running in streams in the floors and dripping over the eaves.
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