Which Sidequest do you want to participate in?


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[X] "This reeks of a Caster Servant"
[X] Something else, annoying as this is you better give it some thought so as to avoid even more questions. Thinking on it, siblings don't explain your interactions well at all. A half-sister, with Saber as the legitimate child and you as the bastard daughter would fit, but you have no desire to play the bastard. "Cousins, your aunt eloped with a bard of common birth. That should explain why I'm a 'peasant' while you are obviously of noble birth." Annoying, but less annoying than other options, and it would explain both the hostility and the trust you've shown in each other.
[X] Let Saber decide on the plan, that's her job after all. You'll just hit stuff, and maybe burn it when she's not looking.
 
[X] "This reeks of a Caster Servant"
[X] Something else, annoying as this is you better give it some thought so as to avoid even more questions. Thinking on it, siblings don't explain your interactions well at all. A half-sister, with Saber as the legitimate child and you as the bastard daughter would fit, but you have no desire to play the bastard. "Cousins, your aunt eloped with a bard of common birth. That should explain why I'm a 'peasant' while you are obviously of noble birth." Annoying, but less annoying than other options, and it would explain both the hostility and the trust you've shown in each other.
[X] Let Saber decide on the plan, that's her job after all. You'll just hit stuff, and maybe burn it when she's not looking.
 
[X] "This reeks of a Caster Servant"
[X] Something else, annoying as this is you better give it some thought so as to avoid even more questions. Thinking on it, siblings don't explain your interactions well at all. A half-sister, with Saber as the legitimate child and you as the bastard daughter would fit, but you have no desire to play the bastard. "Cousins, your aunt eloped with a bard of common birth. That should explain why I'm a 'peasant' while you are obviously of noble birth." Annoying, but less annoying than other options, and it would explain both the hostility and the trust you've shown in each other.
[X] Let Saber decide on the plan, that's her job after all. You'll just hit stuff, and maybe burn it when she's not looking.
 
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Adhoc vote count started by Mathen57 on Jul 31, 2019 at 10:00 PM, finished with 11 posts and 6 votes.

  • [X] "This reeks of a Caster Servant"
    [X] Something else, annoying as this is you better give it some thought so as to avoid even more questions. Thinking on it, siblings don't explain your interactions well at all. A half-sister, with Saber as the legitimate child and you as the bastard daughter would fit, but you have no desire to play the bastard. "Cousins, your aunt eloped with a bard of common birth. That should explain why I'm a 'peasant' while you are obviously of noble birth." Annoying, but less annoying than other options, and it would explain both the hostility and the trust you've shown in each other.
    [X] Let Saber decide on the plan, that's her job after all. You'll just hit stuff, and maybe burn it when she's not looking.
    [X] "Are you honestly telling me that you'd willingly halve the number of insults you can fling at me, or did you not realize that you can't keep calling me 'peasant' and 'farmgirl' if we're siblings? No, we'll be cousins."
 
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I've been making some changes to the overall story of the premise and that lead to some retconning on my part which I don't do lightly.

As a result, this quote is obsolete to the story.
"
At night I coax him
from sleep
rousing him
with my mouth
By day
we build high brick walls
around us
our Babylon"
For those wondering, the Servant this poem signified was Semiramis, and her whole schtick involved building the Hanging Gardens from the rubble of Ozymandias's pyramids. It would've been a very weak version as the materials she would've procured from the rubble didn't have that much of a connection to Baghdad or Babylon, just that it came from the same region, and she would've been missing some materials anyways. The reason I cut her out was because there wasn't much I could do to make her story interesting or exciting to write about, and that her presence would've drastically changed the Arcs of the other servants in this setting and would've created to many disruptions/butterfly effect that I could not handle or convey in the Quest. I've tried fitting her in different ways and tried making some changes to her characters and Arc, but those mostly resulted in her being a water-downed Abigail with henchmen of her own, or she would've disrupted the politics of the kingdoms too much if I wanted her actions to make sense.

So I've replaced her with another servant located in Braavos who will meet Ereshkigal sometime in the future, which I believe that she would be much more exciting and interesting to write about and would complement Ereshkigal's arc. Sorry if this inconvenienced anyone, so to compensate, I'll allow you guys to vote for which Servant's name you want revealed.

So far the 4 unnamed servants are
[] Ruler
[] Mooncancer
[] The new Assassin
[] Caster

Also, I feel like I should address that there is no "UST" between Jeanne and Arturia at all. Nada, Zilch, zero :p The only tension there is, is the lethal kind.
Nah I'm just bullshitting, there's a modicum of unresolved *** tension there. Though come to think of it...Saber is "romanceable" if you guys are inclined to go for that route, though it's quite difficult to gain her affections or for her to see you in that light. Like, unless you have some heart-to-heart moment with her, she'll only see you as an annoyance who's good at killing, but even then she'd just reluctantly call you a friend, maybe try bribing her food and we'll see. It wouldn't make sense any other way considering that this is Saber Alter, who's one hell of a cold SOB. Though keep in mind that I'm not very good in writing romances nor is romance a central focus of this quest, so that sort of pairing is a long ways away, unless you guys pull off a miracle, either in the dices or in the votes. Also yes, Yuri is good Civ
 
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[X] Ruler
[X] Something else, annoying as this is you better give it some thought so as to avoid even more questions. Thinking on it, siblings don't explain your interactions well at all. A half-sister, with Saber as the legitimate child and you as the bastard daughter would fit, but you have no desire to play the bastard. "Cousins, your aunt eloped with a bard of common birth. That should explain why I'm a 'peasant' while you are obviously of noble birth." Annoying, but less annoying than other options, and it would explain both the hostility and the trust you've shown in each other.
[X] "This reeks of a Caster Servant"
 
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[X] "This reeks of a Caster Servant"
[X] Something else, annoying as this is you better give it some thought so as to avoid even more questions. Thinking on it, siblings don't explain your interactions well at all. A half-sister, with Saber as the legitimate child and you as the bastard daughter would fit, but you have no desire to play the bastard. "Cousins, your aunt eloped with a bard of common birth. That should explain why I'm a 'peasant' while you are obviously of noble birth." Annoying, but less annoying than other options, and it would explain both the hostility and the trust you've shown in each other.
[X] Let Saber decide on the plan, that's her job after all. You'll just hit stuff, and maybe burn it when she's not looking.
[X] Ruler


The Ruler's name is : Amakusa Shirō Tokisada

Will write update after I take out my wisdom tooth, cya in a bit.
 
Cleaning up the Guilds II
[X] "This reeks of a Caster Servant"
[X] Something else, annoying as this is you better give it some thought so as to avoid even more questions. Thinking on it, siblings don't explain your interactions well at all. A half-sister, with Saber as the legitimate child and you as the bastard daughter would fit, but you have no desire to play the bastard. "Cousins, your aunt eloped with a bard of common birth. That should explain why I'm a 'peasant' while you are obviously of noble birth." Annoying, but less annoying than other options, and it would explain both the hostility and the trust you've shown in each other.
[X] Let Saber decide on the plan, that's her job after all. You'll just hit stuff, and maybe burn it when she's not looking.


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You chime in your thoughts, "It's all gratuitous, isn't it? Almost like these people just suddenly felt like rebelling. Have you captured any of them yet?"

"Gratuitos? A fancy word for a peasant," You roll your eyes at that," and yes we've captured many, but they all become unconscious during questioning. The prisoners we've interrogated had their eyes roll back, and their body slumps spinelessly." Saber narrows her eyes, "Very convenient."

[X] "This reeks of a Caster Servant"

hmmmm...An ancient city thrown asunder by sudden rebellion, one with no cause nor reason. As if its citizen succumbed to madness, no matter if they were noble, peasant, or slave.

Could they have been influenced? By some outside force hiding in the shadows, implanting suggestion or straight up ordering them to do their bidding. It'd explain why you felt like you're being watched ever since you came back for your helmet... the monsters too...

"This reeks of a caster servant." You spit out the words like bile, the thought of some arrogant, cowardly caster servant creating this mess for whatever intricate plan they had fills you with rage. But you reign it in it... (weird... were you ever so restrained?)

Saber hmms before speaking, "Interesting claim...It'd explain the squidmen and the behaviour of the cultists..." She cups her chin, "that just leaves us with why? Why would a caster servant have anything to do with this place? Even if they're searching for the Grail, clearly there must be other methods than...this. Even if this caster were stupid or arrogant, It still wouldn't make sense..."

Both of you stew in contemplation.

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"Because these men here will start speculating, and rumours will spread, and sometimes, without an official statement, these rumours will hold the same weight as the truth."

"So...What? What's your suggestion?" You cross your arms, annoyed.

"That we pose as siblings, it would justify the previous interactions we had in front of them and explain why we associate closely with each other."

[X] Something else. Annoying as this is you better give it some thought so as to avoid even more questions. Thinking on it, siblings don't explain your interactions well at all. A half-sister, with Saber as the legitimate child and you as the bastard daughter would fit, but you have no desire to play the bastard. "Cousins, your aunt eloped with a bard of common birth. That should explain why I'm a 'peasant' while you are obviously of noble birth." Annoying, but less annoying than other options, and it would explain both the hostility and the trust you've shown in each other.


"Cousins." you say, "Cousins sounds way better. Siblings wouldn't even be close to explaining how we've interacted with each other"

"Oh?" Saber tilts her head in askance

"Well first of all, how do we justify you calling me a "witch" or "peasant" or "farmgirl" in front of your men?"

Saber nods, "Easy, you're the bastard daughter, and I'm the legitimate 'son'. Father had relations outside of marriage and you were left to be raised by his mistress. From then on till his deathbed, Father never reconciled with the guilt of leaving you there, whilst I just wanted you to disappear, being the embarrassment to the family name that you are. A perfect cover is it not? "

Someday, you'll find a way to cave in that smug face of hers, speaking with gritted teeth, you say, " I will not play the bastard."

Saber "hmphs" at that, " Fine. If it stops your incessant barking, I'm willing to listen to your plan."

You relay to Saber you cover story, she nods as she listens.
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You and Saber have collected the hundred or so men and have marched towards the Guild District. Now you and Arturia's men are situated at the crossroads east of South Market and west of the Guild District. There are four paths, three leads to the South Market while the fourth one leads directly to the Guild District. Sallo comes up from behind you and Arturia, looking quite restrained and broody.

"Say," He asks the both of you, "How're we gonna secure this?"

[X] Let Saber decide on the plan, that's her job after all. You'll just hit stuff, and maybe burn it when she's not looking.

An Aura of command envelopes Saber, compelling the otherwise rowdy regiment to stand at attention. "Sallo, I want you and twenty of your men with us."

The men behind Sallo begin to stir as they murmur with one another. You could barely make out what they're saying.

"yeesh, looks hae se jentys issare iā ȳrda ȳrgos hubon. "
"did ziry gaomagon bisa jēda?"
" bartos captain vestragon morghon paktot sir, ao pendagon ziry's ribazmoqitta?"

Sallo nods, a seemingly civil gesture, you wonder if he's raging inside that lanky exterior of his. "I shall come, but why go South?"

Saber looks back at him, "Just my intuition."

Ha? Intuition? Bullshit, She doesn't have that skill anymore.

The Ex-King speaks with her booming voice, "Other than my escort, this regiment will split into four groups of twenty, one group handles escorting the civilians at the south-west, while the rest of you..." Saber pauses, searching for a word, "The rest of you handle the stragglers at the edges of this district."

Sallo voices his concern, " You mean to just have us deal with the main force? Do you have a deathwi--"

"I am sure that we will succeed against any danger we face. Sallo."

"I don't care how tough you think you are, but--"

"But you will follow orders to the fullest, also..." Saber turns to you, "A request, dear cousin."

The men, including Sallo, look back at you with wide eyes. You look towards Saber in askance.

"If Sallo ever decides to talk back, Maim him. If he decides to disobey, Kill him. If he decides to desert us, burn him."

You nod and look towards at Sallo's guarded form, "It'd be a pleasure." You say. He stares at you back, his eyes narrowed, challenging you, goading you.

The march to the destination was a tense one.
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Two of Sallo's men find themselves in an empty house, they were ordered to hunt for stragglers, but they couldn't help themselves with the thought of all that loot left behind.

One of them, broad-shouldered and with a braided beard, immediately goes for a cupboard in the living room. His hands groping for any valuables to sell or keep.

The other, a long-nosed stick of a man leans on the wall, grumbling, "Who does that whoreson think he is? Commanding us like we're pigs, Someday that smug face is gonna get caved in; hah! I'll pay big money to see that."

His partner responds, still groping for any valuables, "You and every Tiger Cloak in this city."

"What the hell was Maegyr thinking?! Signing that boy up as captain, who treats everyone around him like trash! "

"uh-huh", his partner nods, moving on to another cupboard.

"Maybe it's cause he's prettier than his own wife, yeah that's gotta be it."

"Hmm"

The man sighs in resignation, shaking his head, " Novoros would've been a better alternative, even if he does have a stick up his ass." The Tiger Cloak looks back at his partner to find him gone.

"Jaegel?" He asks, "You there? I don't want you playing no games with me!"

A figure appears at the corner of his eye before he succumbs to oblivion.
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You arrive at an abandoned street and are greeted with the usual sight of ransacked stores, fallen carts, and the like. It's a weird feeling but, the air...you think it feels heavier here, somehow.

Saber half raises her hand, and everyone stops marching.

Sallo fidgets as his eyes dart around, "What do we now, commander? Just standing here makes us ripe for an ambush." He holds the hilt of his dagger tightly, his posture bent and ready to pounce...or run.

"That's the point." Saber says, drawing weird looks from the men. She points at a distant figure.

You hear the distant jingle of dangling ornaments and trinkets, the sound originating from the figure, inching closer and closer. You feel the air getting denser and denser, it's starting to take some effort standing up. Then there's that buzz in your head, like TV static, saturating your ears with its discordant sound.

You look at Saber and she nods, she hears it too. You grip St.Catherine and she grips Excalibur, both weapons humming with power, fueled by your tainted strength.

This feeling, it's just like before...Could the figure be a Caster servant? Have you entered it's territory? You hope whatever foolhardy plan Saber has will actually work.

The figure stops fifteen feet ahead of you, and you get a better look at it. A man, dressed just like the cultist, complete with helm and robes. Only, medal like necklaces hang on his neck, the amount so numerous so dense, like a waterfall of trinkets and decorations. You spot the visage of tentacles and a woman's face on some of the medals, their iconography perhaps? You'll ask Saber about it later, though you doubt she'll say anything useful.

The Man Draped in Black speaks, his voice so sharp it cuts through the silence with ease. Speaking with a reverent tone, he says, "So come the sheep, lost and seeking guidance. I shall be the Shepard to guide your way and to comfort you with divine providence."

"huh...so there is one that can talk." You hear Sallo murmur at the back. You sense the men behind him point their spears to the man with a guarded stance.

Saber moves a step forward and plants Excalibur into the bricked road, looking absolutely regal with both hands on the hilt, "Spare me the flowery words fanatic. Is this revolt your doing?"

The man sighs and shakes his head, "I should've known the futility of presenting diamonds to pigs. You philistines will never understand the salvation our cause bring."

"Get to the point. Lest you find yourself a gaping hole in your chest." Saber

"Barbarians...I have no need to enlighten you of our grand design if you are not willing to open your minds to the hidden truth." He deliberately raises his wrist and snaps his fingers. The doors from the houses around you are kicked open, row after row after row of cultist march out to surround you, "Besides, you will find your peace in the Great Beyond after your passing from this mortal plane. Rejoice, this is our mercy."

Saber Brandishes Excalibur to intimidate the growing number of enemies, while you ready yourself to burn them all. On the rooftops you notice those squidlike horrors, staring at only the two of you.

"This part of the plan Arturia?" You whisper to Saber

She nods, "Yep, but the number of squidmen they brought is quite the pleasant surprise."

"Our men will not survive this at all."

"I know, thats why I brought Sallo here."

You look back to the Captain behind you, shaking with petrified fear. The men under him shares his expression too. huh...How surprisingly petty of Saber...

Sallo could barely let out a single word "Orders?"

"We charge."

The number of squidmen on the rooftops nears two digits. You're surrounded by countless cannon fodder, maybe numbered up to around 50 to 60

How do you break them?
[] Full throttle! Fires and Noble Phantasms all they way, You've got the Magical energy for it. Besides, anyone who witnesses you will probably die during this battle. (Chances of everyone other than Saber just dying)

[] Aim for the Kraken's head, it seems like you've finally found the leader of this fanatic group.
--[] Kill him, that should do the trick.
--[] Cripple him, you need to find more about what's going on.

[] Prioritize the lives of Sallo and his men. Will confuse Saber greatly.

[] Write in...

QM Note: Hey long time no see! Sorry for the late update, school's been really busy and it's hard to find the time to write. Also do note that the votes I set up are merely suggestions and may not be the most optimal choice of each situation, which is why Write ins are a thing. Hope you guys enjoyed this one and feedback is appreciated.

See ya.
 
[X] Aim for the Kraken's head, it seems like you've finally found the leader of this fanatic group.
--[X] Kill him, that should do the trick.
 
Yay, it's back!

Hm. Hmm. Just killing the kraken seems like the obvious choice... Too obvious? For him to show up like that in front of two Servants (and it seems at least an inkling of what Jeanne and Arturia are), it's either supremely confident, or doesn't have self-preservation instinct. Maybe it's just a decoy - at the very least, I'm not sure killing it would end this crisis.
 
I was thinking about just letting Artoria deal with the dude while we start killing all the chaff. Not sure if we want to go all out for it though, we did get told to rein it in after the last big firestorm iirc.
 
[] Prioritize the lives of Sallo and his men. Will confuse Saber greatly.

I can't say I really care about Sallo, but his men haven't angered us yet have they? Plus, confusing Saber will be fun.

[X] Focus on eliminating the squid men and cannon fodder, leaving the leader for Saber
-[X] Make a reasonable effort to protect the lives of Sallo's men (though not Sallo himself)
-[X] Use Fires and Noble Phantasms where tactically beneficial, but don't tire yourself out. Who knows what additional threats we might have to deal with.
 
[X] Focus on eliminating the squid men and cannon fodder, leaving the leader for Saber
-[X] Make a reasonable effort to protect the lives of Sallo's men (though not Sallo himself)
--[X] Follow Saber's advice on back talk, disobedience, and desertion
-[X] Use Fires and Noble Phantasms where tactically beneficial, but don't tire yourself out. Who knows what additional threats we might have to deal with.
 
[X] Focus on eliminating the squid men and cannon fodder, leaving the leader for Saber
-[X] Make a reasonable effort to protect the lives of Sallo's men (though not Sallo himself)
-[X] Use Fires and Noble Phantasms where tactically beneficial, but don't tire yourself out. Who knows what additional threats we might have to deal with.
 
[X] Focus on eliminating the squid men and cannon fodder, leaving the leader for Saber
-[X] Make a reasonable effort to protect the lives of Sallo's men (though not Sallo himself)
--[X] Follow Saber's advice on back talk, disobedience, and desertion
-[X] Use Fires and Noble Phantasms where tactically beneficial, but don't tire yourself out. Who knows what additional threats we might have to deal with.
 
[X] Focus on eliminating the squid men and cannon fodder, leaving the leader for Saber
-[X] Make a reasonable effort to protect the lives of Sallo's men (though not Sallo himself)
-[X] Use Fires and Noble Phantasms where tactically beneficial, but don't tire yourself out. Who knows what additional threats we might have to deal with.
 
"yeesh, looks hae se jentys issare iā ȳrda ȳrgos hubon. "
"did ziry gaomagon bisa jēda?"
" bartos captain vestragon morghon paktot sir, ao pendagon ziry's ribazmoqitta?"

So this is High Valyrian, I'm not really certain on the translation, but I think it's something like:

Yeesh, seems leader is narrow neck rope
He will act this time
Head towards death now beside him, wonder if he's crazy

So I think the men are saying that Sallo has stuck his head in the noose, that Saber is going to act this time, and that Sallo is seeking his death by goading Saber into killing him and that Sallo must be mad.
 
[X] Focus on eliminating the squid men and cannon fodder, leaving the leader for Saber
-[X] Make a reasonable effort to protect the lives of Sallo's men (though not Sallo himself)
--[X] Follow Saber's advice on back talk, disobedience, and desertion
-[X] Use Fires and Noble Phantasms where tactically beneficial, but don't tire yourself out. Who knows what additional threats we might have to deal with.
 
[X] Focus on eliminating the squid men and cannon fodder, leaving the leader for Saber
-[X] Make a reasonable effort to protect the lives of Sallo's men (though not Sallo himself)
--[X] Follow Saber's advice on back talk, disobedience, and desertion
-[X] Use Fires and Noble Phantasms where tactically beneficial, but don't tire yourself out. Who knows what additional threats we might have to deal with.
 
The Return
The sound of marching boots fills the streets of Trader Town, breaking the quiet morning ambience. Curious onlookers open up their windows to see the endless columns of men in their Lemallar armour, their pointy helms, and their weird iron-plated stave looking weapons. The Oda banners are held up high; it's sigil, a golden chrysanthemum with sixteen petals overlooks the city.

At the head of the column is a single man, dressed in robes and an ornamental hat. He walks with grace and dignity, hands behind his back and head held up high. Behind him, an entourage of officers and adjutants, and a few grunts carrying finely decorated chests.


The crowd around them grows in number as the murmurs turn into excited conversations, their curiosity ever-deepening. The man at the head of the column, Tai Wu, stops his march and the column grinds to a halt. A wide gate stands in front of the general, it leads to the grand palace. In front of the entrance, lay a single man, a fellow general.

Lightly armoured and sporting a goatee, he walks up to Tai Wu.

"You're late for the gathering Tai Wu."

Tai Wu makes a shooing motion with his hands, his tone dismissive, "We had a detour along the way, but we are here, are we not? No need to be so aggressive Zheng."

Zheng Yating, a man known for his strict moral code and firm command. Tai admires the man's capability and blunt honesty, it's just a shame he has quite the stick up his butt.
Zheng ignores Tai's comment and looks at the grunts behind him, "What's in those chests?"

"Rare gifts, its the reason why there was such a delay in the first play?"

Zheng raises an eyebrow, "Our empress does not care for such things, you think you could sway her heart with such useless trinkets? She only cares for success, Tai, nothing more."

There's a glint in Tai Wu's eye as he adopts a grin, "Oh, I know."

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Deep in the palace of the demon lord, past the throne room and into the back door, you'll hear the giggles of maids and former concubines. In there you'll find the demon lord herself; dressed in a towel, a petulant look on her face, as the ladies around her brush her hair, paint her nails, and all matter of things to make her look good.

Nobunaga lets out a groan ill-fitting of a demon that terrorizes all of Yi Ti. She finds all of... well... whatever these women are doing to be a bit of a waste of time, but a pleasant distraction from the tedium that is being an empress. Besides, these maids were quite insistent on dolling her up today, and she thought she might indulge in their request, who knows, maybe she'll like it. Though she feels a tinge of unease at how fussy they can be.

"Oooh, your hair is just so silky!" one of them exclaims
"How do you keep such smooth skin?"
"You're so pretty for someone so butch!"

Nobunaga let out a sigh, maybe she wouldn't like this sort of feminine thing after all. The fourth woman, who was silent for the entire time moves to grab some face powder. She walks daintily towards a nearby bowl.

"There will be no powder." Nobunaga commands. There's a line she will not cross, and looking like a ghost is one of them.

"O-o-of course your majesty." The woman replies, her voice small and quiet. She takes small steps towards Nobunaga.

"I've noticed this all day, but I haven't bothered to ask," Nobunaga says, eyeing the woman's leg. "are you limping?" The empress inquires.

The other three ladies speak before the girl herself could respond, "She's got tiny feet."
"She walks so gracefully, so angelically."
"It's all thanks to Chánzú."

"Chánzú?" The empress asks?

Finally, the fourth girl speaks, "It's old Yitish for footbinding." Nobunaga tilts her head in askance. "Tight bindings for the feet, to-to-to make them smaller."

Nobunaga's eyes widen, "Is it painful?"

"ye-ye-yes" The girl looks down on the ground, must've touched a nerve. Nobunaga stands up to ask some more before her thoughts are interrupted by a knock.

A voice comes through the door, "Heavenly Empress!", must be one of the eunuchs, "General Tai Wu has arrived, all forces mustered. He seeks your audience."

Took him long enough, She'll need to find a way to punish him some time. He comes late to the mustering and now demands her audience, who does he think he is?

"Allow him entrance to the Palace district, open the gates."
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"Why do you follow her so fervently Zheng? Out of all of her subordinates, you are the most obedient. Why is that? I thought you despised leaders like her. Like me. Why now do you choose to support such a warlike empress? The thought has always perplexed me."

Zheng's face remains stoic save for the raised eyebrow, "I could ask you the same thing."

"Evading the question are we? But I'll bite." Tai Wu pauses to collect his thoughts, "There is something deeply rotten in Yi Ti, and it's not just the lust and greed of the aristocracy...Something at the core of this Celestial Empire is twisted, and now ever since the day's of the Sea-Green Emperors, Yi Ti is decaying. Our borders shrink, our prosperity lessens by the day, and our people are losing faith in this Kingdom. You see the lines being drawn in the sand do you not? Mu Zhou greedily holds the capital while that bastard Cao Jian marches against him with a formidable host. Death, War, Famine and Disease, the apocalypse. " Tai Wu looks down despondently, before adopting a determined look, "Yi Ti will not survive this war, I have accepted that, but its people can still be united. Not under the tyrants to the south, " Tai Wu's sight wanders to the gate barring his entrance to the palace, " but her. Under the old system, Yi Ti will suffer, and its people will be separated. But with Nobunaga...I do not believe that will be the case. That woman will bring about a new order, her rule will burn away the rotten core of this nation and replace with something better, something 'modern' as she likes to call it. It must be divine providence, the Lion of the Night has grace us this mysterious leader in such trying times."

"Burn away the old to bring about the new..."

"Exactly."

The gate opens to reveal the grand palace of Trader's Town, the symbol of the demon empress's power.

"Seems like you're allowed entry brother Tai, pray that whatever gifts you bring is enough to avoid her fury."

"Oh, it will...We should continue this talk next time. I'm dying to hear your reason."

Tai Wu walks with dignity towards the steps of the palace, his entourage follows him, holding the chests as if they were fragile eggs, where any misstep would lead to cracks. He passes the eunuchs and the assembled Royal Guards of the palace, decked out with full armour.


The sky is cloudy, and the mists have settled in. Tai Wu stops as he reaches the steps towards the palace, and descending towards him is the Demon Empress herself. The Emperess looks a bit different than the previous times he saw her, though he can't really put his finger on it. He bows in supplication, not daring to look up in fear of offending Nobunaga.

A silence settles in until Oda Nobunaga breaks it, "Look up, Tai Wu."

He does so and stands straight with his chest puffed up.

"My Empress..."

Her voice is low, like a storm brewing, "Two weeks...That's how long everyone's been waiting for your men to arrive...Three days of my soldiers doing nothing but eat away at our supplies and standing idly by."

"In our journey towards the capital, there were distractions..."

Nobunaga crosses her arms, "distractions?".

Tai Wu claps his hands and the grunts move forward and kneel, presenting the chests to their Empress. Tai Wu opens one of the three chests presented and reaches inside, his hand grasps at something before pulling out ahead. Pointy and large with a yellowish-brown complexion, it's expression at peace. What Tai Wu holds is the head of a Jhogos Nai.

"Cao Jian's campaign to the south has left the east unguarded, its villages and cities ripe for pillaging. We found a sizeable force of Jhogos Zorse riders southeast of the Sinking Sea. My men battled then, and when we killed their leaders, the rest retreated northwards. We only won thanks to your suggestion to mix up Pikemen and 'Muskets' into the same unit, very effective my liege." He bows reverently.

"Dispense with the flattery Tai Wu, why didn't you notify me through messenger eagles in the first place? And was this force part of the main army coming from north or an entirely separate tribe?"

"It is unclear, their language makes interrogation difficult, but from what I've heard, I feel that this was a force that broke off from the main army after some disagreements. As for the matter of the eagles...well, it's better to put one's cards down at the same time during a negotiation."

"You're in no position to make demands."

"Which is why this is a negotiation, I'm merely making requests, not demands." He reaches towards the second chests to open it and conjures up an emerald scroll. "A request for vassalage from the people of the Ti province. They regarded me as their saviour after I drove the Jhogos Nai out, and is willing to be under my rule if I continue to protect them." He bows and presents the scroll to Nobunaga, " I gift you this province my liege."

Nobunaga's face momentarily breaks out in grin before coming back to it's stoic expression, "I thank you, Tai Wu, you have been very productive these past two weeks. Now I will just need some men to enforce my rule after we beat back the Jhogos Nai. Though, for a province to lost that much faith in its ruler, Cao Jian must be weaker than I first thought. And so what of the third chest Tai Wu? An ancient weapon, the secrets of our enemies? Maybe even a new gun? Your achievements merit some reward despite your lateness."

"It's none of those my Empress, rather..." He opens the third and final chest and conjures up a ring, on it a gem that shines an incandescent green with small rubies around it. " Here, the purpose of this negotiation, I request that you take my son's hand in marriage."

Nobunaga's guffaws came abrupt and loud, and could be heard from the palace itself to its gate.
 
To be fair to Tai Wu, he has no way of knowing that Nobu prefers blonde, yellow-eyed swordswomen with frail health.
 
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Adhoc vote count started by Mathen57 on Sep 3, 2019 at 8:34 PM, finished with 9 posts and 7 votes.

  • [X] Focus on eliminating the squid men and cannon fodder, leaving the leader for Saber
    -[X] Make a reasonable effort to protect the lives of Sallo's men (though not Sallo himself)
    --[X] Follow Saber's advice on back talk, disobedience, and desertion
    -[X] Use Fires and Noble Phantasms where tactically beneficial, but don't tire yourself out. Who knows what additional threats we might have to deal with.
    [X] Focus on eliminating the squid men and cannon fodder, leaving the leader for Saber
    -[X] Make a reasonable effort to protect the lives of Sallo's men (though not Sallo himself)
    -[X] Use Fires and Noble Phantasms where tactically beneficial, but don't tire yourself out. Who knows what additional threats we might have to deal with.
    [X] Aim for the Kraken's head, it seems like you've finally found the leader of this fanatic group.
    --[X] Kill him, that should do the trick.
 
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