Sorry, no updates today, just an idea that wouldn't get out of my head, so here's an omake of sorts.
Fate x Attack on Titan, with the one and only, Paul Bunyan
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Happens during this video:
(before it screams)
"...I'm talking about your actual body..." Levi Ackerman stands atop the head of the female titan, whose body is constricted by hundreds of wires. The man who stands as the pinnacle of the survey corps festers in cold rage as he threatens the titan that killed of the formation's right-wing with no remorse. He continues, "Don't want you dead just yet, the timing wouldn't work..."
Commander Erwin and the rest of the squad observes from the nearby trees as they notice the titan stir under the restraints. Levi nearly loses his footing, as the female titan lets loose an ear-piercing screech. The rest of the survey corp cover their ears as the sound travels out of the forest.
It screams on and on, without stopping nor subsiding, the sound garnering the attention of titans everywhere. Then, after what felt like an eternity, it stops, and a pregnant silence takes place.
The men of the Survey Corp stew in contemplation, before they hear multiple thuds coming ever closer to their perimeter. Several titans of all shapes and sizes rush towards the female titan, ignoring their usual human prey to take a bite out of the screamer.
Then came one loud thud, the branches of the trees shake uncontrollably, threatening to snap at the shockwaves of the thud. A colossal shadow hangs over the perimeter, and the mad titans stop to look up, so does Levi.
The Elite Survey Corps member couldn't believe his eyes. A clothed titan, one so tall that the trees barely reaches its knees. It wears a green beret and green trenchcoat while wielding a pink axe. The man could scarcely fathom how much material it took to create that axe, nor is he able to comprehend how he is able to bring that thing down.
The shock lasts for merely a second as he brings back his focus. Until the damn thing speaks, "What's will that noise?" It speaks with its booming voice.
A talking titan? Must be the most abnormal of them all, Hange must be frothing in the mouth by now.
"Anyone?" The Colossal...thing... asks again. It momentarily looks despondent before looking downwards at their perimeter. "Oh, there you are."
It raises its foot as it steps on the mass of titans below, what ensues can only be described as earthquakes as the boot crushes both titan and tree alike.
At this point, Levi has already escaped the perimeter and is going as further away as he could from that thing.