Prologue: Three Magi
When you join the guards of St. Peter's Basilica, the higher ups will...
When you join the guards of St. Peter's Basilica, the higher ups will...
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"If I have to break a few eggs to make this omelette, I'd rather not leave a mess for whoever has to clean up." She studied her companion as they passed by a window. He was older than her by at least twenty years, and his hair had started turning to salt and pepper. His face marred by three jagged scars, left behind by the claws of a Dead Apostle.
"Sentimental. Just like your mother." Petruchio tutted to his younger companion. "You will find little use for that trait in the war."
Isold shoved a maid out of her way as she made for the door, moving as fast as her dress would allow her. Other staff homunculi watched her impassively as she made her way to the main stairwell, taking the steps two at a time. She wished they had a bannister, like in the movies Haydn had sent her. She would have loved to gracefully slide down into the main hall with a flourish.
Instead, her foot completely missed a step and she face planted on the ground floor landing. She stayed there for a few seconds, before cautiously bringing a hand to her face to make sure there was no blood.
Shizuku and her pet Enforcer are pretty intriguing too. I mean sure Tokiomi cheated like no cheater had ever cheated before with Risei and Kirei, but this particular working relationship feels quite different. Hopefully not the 'giving her a ~Heaven's Feel~' kind of feel
Homunculus twins (I assume) raise some questions too! Such as 'has Old Man Acht finally stopped ruining everything forever?'. Having one homunculus to eat Servants and another to actually do the Master-ing would work a shitload better than... any other plan the Einzberns have ever had ever. I can't wait for them to summon Assassin by accident. ... or on purpose, on the orders of Acht.
Well, I did not expect this level of NTR so quickly. Its like the 4th war up in here.
"Smooth." Gundam stuck his hands in his pockets and turned to leave. "Seeya"
"Bye." Setsuna pulled out his phone as he walked back to the car, his big clumsy fingers tapping at the tiny keys.
He's going out to the club tonight<
I hear you need some help with the A/C?<
I could come over<
>Stay the night?
We'll see<>Thank you. Dinner?
Please<
He waited for a few minutes for another message. When it didn't come, he flipped the phone closed, arranged himself in his car, and headed back to his apartment to pick up his toolbox and a change of clothes.
Well damn, this is gonna be a Hard. Core. War isn't it?"Saint Joan, dear Raymond. Saint Joan of Arc."
And everything went dark.
Literally everything about him screams douchnozzle.
Setsuna stood by as Gundam counted out the money in the envelope. Mrs. Ushiba glanced anxiously between the pair of them and the rest of her store. Waiting to hear the verdict.
"Well, big guy, I do believe that covers our work for today. How about you go find yourself a nice burger or three for a job well done, mkay?" Gundam poked at Setsuna's stomach with the end of his bottle. "Me? I'm gonna go hit the bar. Get away from Yuki squawking about fixing the A/C. Do I look like a repairman?"
Setsuna glanced at his companion, dressed in the nicest suit that grunt-money could buy, and stubbornly sweating his way through it. Gundam was a very firm believer in the philosphy of "Dress for the job you want" regardless of how practical that was for errand boys like them. Someone really should have told him he was making himself look like a fool.
Setsuna was not going to be that somebody, so he made a noncommital grunt and tossed the bottle at the trashcan. It bounced off the edge and rolled away.
"Smooth." Gundam stuck his hands in his pockets and turned to leave. "Seeya"
"Bye." Setsuna pulled out his phone as he walked back to the car, his big clumsy fingers tapping at the tiny keys.
HIs eyes widened at that, and he began to struggle anew, weakly. She held up a hand.
"Oh, they've already had their blood taken. Not that much, everyone will simply be woozy for a few days. Do stop with your fussing." She ordered.
Bradley smiled as the first animal, a lone, old dingo approached, shuffling awkwardly along. Really, what he had to do next was probably a charity for the poor thing. As it knelt in place on the tarp, head directly above the bowl that Bradley had set out, he looked up at him. It had no comprehension of what it was doing here, what Bradley even was or why it felt so afraid. And then, when his knife slipped from one side of its neck to the other, it felt nothing at all.
Well, I did not expect this level of NTR so quickly. Its like the 4th war up in here.
Man somehow the trust fund brat mage seems immensely less likeable than "literal street thug" and Miss "I'm going to criticize all your life choices like you're my own grandson". I bet his full name has "The Fifth" in it or something. I bet he wears dockers and polos with the collar popped.
Excellent. That was the plan!
So Joan of Arc confirmed, you know she doesn't have to be Saber, her legend qualifies her for quite a few other roles. Rider and Lancer are possible and if memory serves didn't she get burned alive for practicing witchcraft. And its been stated that a servants affects the servant. Caster/Witch Joan would be interesting if only for the distinct possibility of Giles coming back from the dead out of shear rage over it.
But wait, Joan of Arc can be summoned as ruler. The prerequisite for Ruler is to possess no desire for the grail. That automatically should make Joan impossible to summon as a regular heroic spirit, simply because she has no interest in fighting in the war.
I...actually just picked names at random. If I made any sort of reference it was entirely unintentional, I basically just name characters as I go along.
Excellent. That was the plan!
I...actually just picked names at random. If I made any sort of reference it was entirely unintentional, I basically just name characters as I go along.
That and I may have been falsely led to believe Gundam is an actual japanese name.
For a few moments, she groped around. She tried not to think too hard about what she was feeling in there. But eventually, she felt a series of small, round shapes. Gently, she teased them from the bones that held them, and slowly drew them out of the casket. As her arm left the circle, the lights from the gemstones died out all at once, and the spent jewels clattered to the floor. The chalk evaporated, fading into dust particles from the outside in.
"We're good!" Shizuku announced. She scooped up her gems and patted the coffin. "I'll see you soon!" She turned to Petruchio, grinning widely.
"You believe that the church has forgotten or forgiven the Tohsaka family for the events of the fourth war?" Petruchio's voice had an uncharacteristic bite to it. Shizuku flinched. "The only involvement the church wishes to have in this war is as the Overseers. To ensure that the war for the Grail is handled properly, without mages running rampant."
"The thing with the-"
"There will be time for this conversation outside of this church." The man's grip tightened, and his pace increased. The pair were half running now, in a silent run. Shizuku, sufficiently cowed, simply tried to keep up the pace.
A lot of the pictures weren't great. Poorly focused, or overly bright, or just shot from a strange angle. Still, the man took a moment to consider every one. "I'm glad you got to go. It looks like you had a lot of fun."
"Maybe after the war is over, we'll be able to head back there! Or somewhere even nicer!" Hinami wrapped an arm around her brother and squeezed. For an unbearably long moment, there was nothing but silence. "...You are going to survive this, Sei. Okay?"
There was no reaction.
After a second, they both looked down at where her hand was sticking, fingers still wiggling a little. Too late to be convincing, Seimei gave it his best shot, a jerk to the side and a quick, high pitched and very unmanly giggle. But the damage had already been done. The siblings sat there on the bed for a few seconds more.
"I'm just...gonna go shower."
"Alright. I'm..aaah...I'm gonna go catch up with Grandpa."
"Very well. However, I trust that you'll speak to me before making any more of these decisions." The old man looked at the mahogony box that Haydn had placed on the table. "And this is your catalyst?"
"Izzy, I think that Old Man Acht would probably kill me if I let you dye your hair." Haydn gave her a weary smile. "I mean...I mostly did it so people would stop staring so much at the Clock Tower, honestly."
"You lied to him?"
"It did help me socialize more with other mages! Just...not in a...combat scenario." He thought back on those first few years in England for a moment. He pushed those thoughts aside. "But you shouldn't have to-"
"Then Sir Haydnsviel on Einzbern, may I cordially invite you to lunch?" She adopted her best formal tone of voice, the very image of a proper young lady.
"Lady Isoldsviel, I would be honored to accept your invitation." He grinned, and held out an arm. She looped hers through it, and the twins made off for a long overdue luncheon.
She couldn't hear the sound of the black key deploying, like a blade being drawn from its scabbard.The executioner kept his pace. Even, quiet steps, as not to disturb her.
The room erupted with light, becoming a void of blinding whiteness.
There was the sound of metal biting into flesh.
There was a woman's scream.
And then there was darkness.
"I ask you. Are you my Master?"
Shizuku knelt over the circle they had drawn in Petruchio's basement. Even, precise lines etched into the floor with a mixture of iron shavings, paint, and a small amount of her own blood. Just like the one in her workshop. She wished they could have been there, instead. But Petruchio had insisted they perform the summoning here. He was right that it would be quicker, at least.
But still, she missed her books and her equipment. The things her mother had left for her. Petruchio's basement was a far less welcoming place. A barren storage space with a few pieces of exercise equipment that had been moved into the corner to give the circle the room it needed.
"For the elements, silver and iron. For the cornerstone, stone and the archduke of contracts."
The worm pit had been emptied out. Seimei and Zouken stood on opposite sides of the circle, while Hina watched from the steps. Beneath his skin, he felt the crest worms grow excited as they fed mana back into his system. In the center of the circle sat an old and dented helmet.
"For the ancestor, my great master, Schweinorg. The alighted wind becomes a wall."
Jubstachteit and Isoldsviel sat in pews behind Haydn, watching as he conducted the ritual. The great raised circle of silver was beginning to glow, throwing shadows along the walls of the chapel.
"Close the gates of the cardinal directions. Come forth from the Crown, and follow the forked road leading to the Kingdom."
Cosette's workshop overlooked the city of Paris. As she looked out at the city at night, over the rising glow of the circle of borrowed blood and precious metals in her floor, she grinned and braced. More power would be needed for this next part. More energy would need to flow through her. She didn't even notice her bun had come undone, leaving her silver hair blown backwards.
"Fill. Fill. Fill. Fill. Fill. Repeat five times. But when each is filled, destroy it. Set"
Bradley pulled the lighter from his pocket with his seal-less hand, and flicked it open. The smell of gas and blood filled the air as the sun beat down on him from above. He lobbed the lighter into the circle, and the flame met the gasoline he had poured, along with the blood, into the grooves. He grinned as the circle erupted into flames, the heat making the skin on his face tighten.
"Heed my words. My will creates your body, and your sword creates my destiny."
Petruchio stood up as the circle's glow shifted from deep blue to bright red. He took a step towards the circle, his face cast in alternating light and shadow in the ruby glow. One hand dug into his pocket.
"If you heed the Grail's call and obey my will and reason, then answer me."
The room erupted with light, becoming a void of blinding whiteness.
There was the sound of metal biting into flesh.
There was a woman's scream.
And then there was darkness.
"I ask you. Are you my Master?"
I don't think you thought very far ahead with this Petruchio. A Servant whose catalyst is rosary beads might not be too thrilled about a random corpse bleeding all over everything when they appear.