Fallout: Paradise Week 0.3
[X] Evenly split.
[X] Try to advise him to take it up with the King
Gunny resisted spitting, though it was the second hardest thing he'd done so far today. The only easy day was, it seemed, yesterday. He stared at Harris, aware that the bastard was glaring back, trying to size him up, see whether he'd fold. Harris was a bully, pure and simple, but the dangerous thing was that he was tougher than a bag o' nails and was entirely willing to put someone in the hospital over jack shit.
Gunny, on the other hand, just didn't give a fuck at the moment. The Freehold had potentially been under some magical attack, and might even now be threatened, and they needed those boats out. "Why don't you take it up with the King, if you disagree? It's his ruling, and I don't make the rules--"
"Yeah, you just cluck-cluck-cluck like the coward you are after some Jap that's gonna deny me what I'm owed?" Harris asked, growling, leaning forward.
"Go see King Secret, he'll give you what's coming to you," Gunny said, deadpan, "Or he'll show you how you're wrong."
"You know, I just might. Cause I know you're thinking I'm some little bitch to be scared of some spooky little man, like you are, just cause we both is Summer," Harris said, "But I'm betting he can't afford to piss anyone off right now, because if there's one things the spooks in winter and Fall, and they're both the very defintion of a bunch of fucking spooks, if there's one thing they do, it's worry. Worry, worry, worry," Harris said, shoving past Gunny.
Gunny's fists curled into a ball, and he almost turned to swing, except as Harris left he saw the Graveyard Girl stand...and follow him. Some vindictive, tired old part of him wanted to see how this ended, but he had other people to deal with.
Or rather, cut deals with.
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[X] Yes. Come-Again, an influential power-broker, will likely make them pay in favors for the help, and will have influence and power, thus, over this area of expertise, but he'd also add his dice to theirs for working with this.
Come-Again was a tall man, tall but lacking in substance, as thin and spindly as a man on stilts, and wearing one of his trademark hawaiian shirts. The man was a tour guide, he ran a gift shop, and he had his finger in every pie. He bought and sold influence, harvested glamour and offered to 'steer' tourists the right way for the right price, for those in need of a little glamour, or money for their own businesses.
At the moment he was hunched over a game of solitaire, grinning up at Click and Gunny. Click knew that there would be more flies caught now with honey than vinegar, but he also knew that Gunny was perhaps as right as anything when he'd said 'give the man an inch, and he'll take and take.' "So you've come to me to ask me to help the Freehold?" Come Again said, "Well, why not?"
But Click knew what his duty was, and so he opened by saying, or rather by making the clicking noises that somehow translated from his brain to his mouth, and then made the same journey in those who coudl hear him, "Yes, because we need to get an accurate view as to what the situation is now, in all of the relevant supplies."
"And how we can batten down for any troubles," Gunny grunted, crossing his arms.
"Oh, certainly. The King, is he going to hold a committee? Make an official post of Quartermaster? Perhaps a council, or divided roles?" Come-Again asked voice oily and smooth, "Because you see, in order for me to help to the full extent that I wish with all of my heart, I need to have the power and the title to allow me to do so. You've seen, no doubt, what a person without the right status gets when they ask around, and so--"
"That's for the King to decide," Gunny grunted.
"Yet he has given you the right to decide to some extent, has he not? Come on, work with me here, Gunny, that is all I ask," Come-Again said, and ignored Gunny's snort.
"And it's not much to ask," Click said, "It is reasonable to do so, and yet I cannot tell you the form that the the compensation will come in, because at the moment, you understand, all is unsettled. But it will come, I give my word, and would give a Pledge if you would ask it of me, dear friend--"
It was a subtle trap, and one Come-Again avoided. Asking someone to Pledge for something such as that was impolitic and impolite, and so Come-Again smiled and said, "Very well, why don't we begin by reviewing the preparation that was done in regards to…"
*****
"...so that's it?" Gunny asked, "Five and a half weeks of supplies at a normal ration, food and water--"
"Well, no, that's not it," Come-Again said, an hour later. The insufferable git was smiling the whole time as he laid it all out, just as he laid cards on the solitaire table, "There are also the goblins--"
Gunny snorted, "I'm counting that. I've run the numbers before." The Summer King before Queen Loa had been a by-the-books sort, who had made them run all sorts of scenarios, just in case. Gunny knew this like the back of his hand. "Even with the full cooperation of the goblins in the area, which we may not have, and without the Volcano Lords, the Hedge Harvest and what we can find in food from the local goblin-markets is likely to add up to maybe two week's supplies every three or four weeks. Maybe three."
"That's unless we call on outsiders," Come-Again said, smoothly, almost chidingly, the little git, "We don't have to go it alone, and if we have been targeted by some magical attack, then surely there are others who will seek to aid us. It is how we dealt with the problem in the 1960s, I am told--"
"This ain't the sixties, this is the 1950s," Gunny barked, "We have no idea what's out there, and the Volcano Lords are capable of standing up to a full assault of our Freehold unless we play it smart, so we need to be careful--"
"There are assets we have that we didn't then," Click said, then added, "But I agree."
"Fine, fine, sure," Come-Again said, "But five weeks, six weeks of food, that's more than enough to weather whatever we're going through--"
"The King may want us to go on rations if there really is some big problem," Gunny said.
Come-Again looked a little pissed, and Gunny stared at him as the man raised himself up, "There are children, Ensorcelled ones, and young Talebound here, who have joined us. And what of the Freehold as a whole? Could we long tolerate rationing? That level of control?"
Gunny laughed, "Now you sound like a regular fucking Harris going on about the government taking all the guns forever. Speaking of, we should prolly gather up all the weapons, especially those belonging to Biggun."
Biggun, Biggun was special. Most people didn't have firearms that could get one arrested for trying to overthrow the government, like old RPGs from WWII, chainguns, just about everything, and worse yet, the fucker didn't like to share. Another Summer Courtier who was a little cracked, but not nearly as bad as Harris, thank god. Cracked enough to start talking to his weapons, though, which was enough.
"Not it!" Come-Again said, almost playfully.
"I too think that would be your task, Gunny," Click said.
Traitors, all of them. Gunny grunted and said, "We'll see, hopefully we don't need to do that sort of thing. What about…" he cast around for something, anything, "Medical supplies?"
*****
[2] Checking out the Volcano Lords.
1d100+15 (Priority)=71
Hosanna at least wasn't singing now, so there was that. Novocane himself would thank god for any damn small mercies he could get. Captain Adam was out on the deck, surveying the horizons, the dim fog of the Hedge, and that left him with the good Baron and Hosanna as company.
He'd rather be taking any of the drugs he peddled under the table, or just knocking himself out, rather than hearing her prattle about the possibility of negotiating with the Volcano Lords. As if you did that with people like that?
Baron Hedgeworthy was sitting down, eyes closed, somehow resting despite all of that. The man was huge, and the horns on his head stood out, as well as just how shabbily he was dressed. The Barons of the Lesser Ones were always a little strange, and Hedgeworthy, and god what a stupid name, was no different.
It was at this point that Captain Adam strode in, and said, "Well, we can see them, and their fortifications look the same as always. Automatons, and what looks to be shore batteries, the full works. But one of the ships is missing from the last time we patrolled their waters."
Novocane nodded, and then edged towards the edge of the cabin entrance, as the ship creaked along. It was why he'd come here, because he wanted to see just what it was about these Volcano Lords that had everyone worried, when so far it had just been a few fights, a few scuffles, nobody dead except a bunch of goblins, which was to say nobody important. He slid at the door, and then stopped when Captain Adam said, "Which leaves us with a question."
"What question?" Novocane said, "It's pretty simple. We found their first island, the seat of their territory or whatever, is that right?"
"They have others," Hosanna said. The woman was a looker, if only she weren't so weird and religious and given to trying to shake things up. After a certain point one learned to ignore things like the scales on her skin or the dusky, hunched over look, look past that to the things that truly mattered--
Like a pretty face, or useful abilities like the fact that she at least couldn't be singing hymns if they were kissing.
He wasn't sure why he was feeling like this, like some child, when he was in his thirties, but perhaps it was something she had done.
"Yes, they do," Captain Adam said, "And more than that, we need to figure out where that ship went."
"It probably went to look around, that's all. They probably figured out about the same thing as we did," Novocane asserted, shaking his head.
"Perhaps, but if so that is news as well," Baron Von Hedgeworthy boomed, standing up, as if he had never been asleep as well, "And disturbing news, in context. It would mean that either they are magically more potent than expected, or they have an insider either with the Freehold or the goblins."
"We should simply talk to them," Hosanna said, "Surely they'll volunteer information--"
Well, bad idea of the year award goes to--
"It could work, if we were merely trying to see what they knew," Captain Adams said, waving his hand, it all depends on--"
He took a breath, and Novocane could guess what the Spring Courtier and Hedge-Trader and explorer was doing. Deciding in a single moment. The space of a few breaths. Some martial-arts thing, he suspected.
What do they do?
[] Continue their explorations.
[] Turn around with what they've learned and go back to the main islands of the Freehold.
[] Try to engage in diplomacy with the Volcano Lords in order to fish for information about what they know...or how they know it.
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[3] Seeing to the allied Goblin groups.
1d100+10=30
Things weren't right, Untersea thought, swimming along. They'd been here and there and everywhere with the boats, and that wasn't too bad, and the waters, they felt as familiar as ever. It was said that drowning in them turned you into a mermaid, but--she reflected with a giggle once--if so there wasn't much to do. She was new to the Freehold, but she liked her job. Underwater scout, surveyor, Spring-Courtier, it fit her and who she wanted to be, and ever since she'd been on vacation here, had decided to live here, her life had been pretty smooth, pretty easy.
Not like the memories of THAT PLACE, memories she could only half remember on the best of days. Her own past, drawn like a veil, and she couldn't push it aside, didn't want to. She'd been made to be some sort of underwater servant, and she had escaped by swimming onto dry land, yet she knew she spent as much time in water as anywhere else, and would start to wither and die if she went a day without submerging herself in water.
Even for all of that, even for the batten-down-the-hatches panic that had seemed to infect anyone, she still should have been doing just fine, but the goblin groups all seemed a little on edge. It hadn't helped that Dakai Liu, chosen to head the team, was in a black mood.
Of course, who could blame her, Untersea would be pissed if some guy just dumped her for a younger model, though that'd be illegal, since she was only twenty-three. But Dakai Liu held onto her anger and emotions like she was a Summer Courtier, rather than someone versed in desires like her, and that was a little confusing, as was the growing frown on her face, and Lucky's face, and everyone's.
Lucky had started by smiling and talking with the various tribes, the Pineapple Throwers, the Banarino, the Tzissis, but by the time they were approaching the frigid isle of the Ael, it was clear that he'd heard something was amiss.
Untersea felt it before she saw it. Movements, the disturbance of the water, and more than that, something unclean. The water in the Hedge was good for nobody's health, and under it lurked vast dangers she had to be careful of, but it had never felt bad in *this* way before.
And when she finally saw the island of the Ael, she had reason to be startled. Afraid, even. Because on the shores, a group of seven Ael, four men in a formation, squat and stout, one of them hugely tall for their kind, almost five feet, and three of their women, two bunched together and one at the back with a pair of crossbows, were all fighting these things.
The things, the monsters, were brown, bipedel and rather taller than the Ael, about human height. They were hard-shelled, strange, with claws and segmented parts, and they were tearing and trying to claw the Ael apart.
But the Ael weren't merely laying down and dying. The Ael were a people of craftsmen, short and pot-bellied, dusky skinned and strange, but most of all they were a proud people, and the four men, bald as most male Ael were, wielded the sword-and-spear of the militia with skill, pushing back at the monsters, yet they were failing, bit by bit, as the women tried to inch around, wielding swords and pistols that they'd traded with the Freehold. And the arrows seemed to bounce off of their skin, making only small dings in the shells.
It was seven Ael versus, what, a dozen of those things, and Untersea's heart raced as she saw one or two more emerge from the waters, the odds worsening even as the Ael fell back, bit by bit, in control but for how long?
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Be Dakai Liu!
So, a bunch of monsters are attacking allied Ael. This cannot stand, but how does one best use the assets on hand?
Who does she have?
She has herself. She is a talented martial artist and warrior, whose prowess can be augmented by Contracts to enhance her strength and physical capacity, but those things seem as if they would likely be difficult to deal with using techniques designed for human-like enemies.
She has Untersea, who possesses a dart-gun, a knife and has skill with the raid-and-withdraw method. The girl is a little rash, and clearly not meant for a close combat, but she could potentially be used to try to relieve the pressure a little.
She has Maria, a tall, rather ugly and scarred woman. An experienced sailor and Spring Courtier, she has been all across the Hedge, and seen a few fights here and there, but is armed only with a very heavy Cudgel. She's an Ogre, though, so she could definitely break skulls and maybe even carapaces, but those aren't good odds.
Erikson: A Fall Courtier and enforcer, he's a Wizened Snowskin, and has a few really interesting elemental contracts under his belt. He mostly uses a samurai sword of all things, so at least in theory if he stabbed in the right place he could do some damage, if they could find the right place.
Zero: Little is known about them, but they're a small Winter courtier who seems to lack a Kith and hasn't said a single word. His eyes, though, they're damn hard, and Dakai Liu is willing to guess he's a killer.
Lucky: A Master of the Hearth Contract, charming man, and all-around arrogant prick, he's also good at what he does. He has a rifle, and Dakai has seen him push himself to the edge and beat an enemy half to death and then pant and laugh and step back, and more pressingly, he has a rifle and a noted ability at trick shots.
Arty: Whether his name is for his Hedgespun automatons, like the ones that are powering the ship as a sort of simple screw machine, or for some other reason, he's pretty skilled with the cannons on the four ships brought along, if it comes down to it.
The Ships: The ships possess several useful tools. First, there are the rather powerful cannons, but more than that, there are the passive defenses. Crowds of Hedgespun swarmers and Hedge Beast Familiars all but bonded to the ship will come out to attack any enemy they are ordered to, but they are willing/able to go only so far from the ship. In addition, there are a few other defenses that Arty can perhaps activate, and there are boats for running out as well.
What's the Plan?
[] Luck Will Out: Go out in a boat, those capable of combat, and distract and lure the monsters back a little bit, and then try to keep them occupied as Lucky tries to take them out from afar.
[] Lure them all the way: Push the ships much closer to the beachhead and then see if they can't chase after the 'fleeing' forces that Dakai will send after them before disengaging. Once in the range of the ships, let them have it!
[] On both sides: Push right up to the beachhead, leap out, and press the monsters on one side while the Ael work on the other, and between them it should be easier to find and exploit whatever weaknesses these hard-shelled monsters have.
[] Fire Away: Fight through the monsters and then have the Ael withdraw some. There's no way the cannons can fire now without *also* tearing the Ael apart, which isn't an acceptable outcome. But if they can withdraw without keeping the monsters on them, then the guns should be able to at least badly damage them.
[] Write-in.
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A/N: Yup. Mirelurks! Oh joy. Of course, they're on *this* side of the Hedge, so who knows if they are actual Mirelurks, some sort of weird Hedge-parody of Mirelurks, or, in point of fact, Mirelurk Hedge-Beasts in which case they could potentially shoot fire or do something really crazy. Neither does Dakai Liu know, so you are both in the same boat there.