The rest of the run was… interesting to say the least. Silence reigned for the most part as Taylor was clearly pushing herself, judging by her breathing, but I was anything but idle as I catalogued Coil's assets and took log of what he had been up to in his time in the bay.
Rifling through his memories however, turned out to be an exercise in control and anger management as I see just how he would abuse his powers to get away with… just about anything. I mean for fuck's sake what kind of person do you have to be to smile at someone over coffee, as you brutally assault and rape them in the same damn room in a separate timeline?
'Say Tom?' I ask him as we hit the halfway point of our run and start heading back.
'....what.'
'Take note of the fact that you deserve much worse than what I'm about to do to you.'
I grin as I see the fear response coming off of him as he does his damndest to stop his body from moving, clearly seeing what I intended.
I watch through his eyes in delight as he grabs the handgun from his desk drawer and proceeds to thread a suppressor onto it.
'Oh Christ justfuckingkillme!' he practically screams mentally as I/he places the muzzle of the gun directly onto his groin.
The nanomachines keep him from bleeding out, of course. But I make sure to let every single impulse from his mangled nerve endings reach his brain as he tries to scream incoherently.
Fuck that was satisfying. I'mma have to show Sarah the security footage of that one.
"Hey Alice…?" Ah.
Splitting my perception I devote the majority of my attention to my own body, glancing at her as we slow down significantly.
"Sup?"
"I… need to talk to you. About last night."
oh.
I really don't like that tone.
"What's up? Second thoughts I'm guessing? You were riding quite the high when we got back, I know."
"No, not exactly... Well yes but not in the way you think. I'm still with you on this… I just...I need to know what you intend to do in more detail than save the world you know? I know people are going to die doing that, no matter how we do it, but I'd like to keep the deaths to a minimum…"
Oh.
Shit.
How the hell do I explain to her the scale of casualties possible in this?
"I… Taylor… there's more at stake than you know… I.. I mean… fuck I'm bad at this." I sigh as I break eye-contact looking forward.
"I promise you that I'll keep the deaths to a minimum but you need to understand the scale I'm thinking of when i say that."
Her silence, short as it is, still worries me.
"Alright. What's the scale? What percentage of the city are you willing to sacrifice?" I wince at the word city, getting a questioning look from her.
"I'm afraid we're dealing with something far bigger than this city Taylor. When I say I'mma save the world, I mean it. So when I say I'm willing to accept ten to twenty-five percent casualties… I mean that in the Global sense."
Her stumble was anticipated, and I easily steady her, keeping her from falling as she stares at me in shock.
"I… see…. Uhm…" the shock in her voice is clear and I sigh nodding.
"C'mon, let's keep going. Think it out, take as much time as you need. If you decide you don't want to be part of this I understand Taylor, but just know that all the blood that will be spilled is on no one's hands but my own. Not yours, not the heroes, or the villains, but mine."
Yea… she's not the one who's about to back the planet into a corner.
I am.
She's not the one who could very well doom us all to death.
I am.
…
"Fuck it." slowing to a walk I dig in my pants pocket, grabbing the newly formed pipe and lighter.
"The hell are you doing?" she asks as I take a hit.
"While I may no longer be technically human, I still feel like it most of the time. If you think I'm perfect and can deal with those numbers on my own, I'm sorry to inform you you're sorely mistaken." taking two more deep hits before reabsorbing the pipe I pick up the pace again, relaxing immensely as the high hits me.
"Besides, it's only weed. It's harmless, believe me. I'd offer you a hit but I don't know how you'd react, so I'm not about to do that in a public place."
"I...ok." she nods simply as we resume the original pace.
"I'd go into the specifics, but I can tell that last bit of info is still settling in. We'll have to sit down and discuss eventually. For now, would you care to hear some of my preferred music? I've been jamming to it this whole run."
"Yeah, I think that would be nice."
"Enjoy" I call simply as I pass her a pair of wireless earbuds.
As soon as she has them in place I start the music, grinning mischievously as I do so, my song choice more than a bit… well.
The song
Mz. Hyde by the band Halestorm from my Earth was pretty blunt and forward on its own, add in a few changed words in my own cover and it was a thing of beauty, to watch as a blush slowly creeps onto her face as we run.
God it was fun watching her squirm.
With the newfound, and fairly smug silence I go back to rummaging through Coil's (and therefore my) assets.
And realizing I now have my own private army. Fuck yeah bitches, now to equip them with some Fog tech…...after assuring their loyalty of course.
But that would have to wait, at least until I can free up enough time to… wait.
"My god I'm stupid." I sigh out, the earbuds completely obscuring my comment from Taylor.
Keeping stride I focus on the abundance of nanomaterial I had across the city in the boat graveyard. In the span of three seconds, two masses of material split off of one of the vessels, taking on two separate human forms, one for Jinx, and the other for Von-Neumann.
Of course, they were inert as of yet, in order to "Pilot" them I would have to do something I had been trying to avoid, trying being the operative term.
Activate Processor Multi-Threading? Y/N
Flicking my vision to the "
Y" option on the visual overlay, I very nearly stumble again as my awareness...changes. Suddenly I'm seeing the world from three different perspectives.
"Huh." I speak aloud through Jinx.
"That's broken as fuck." I/Von Neumann answers.
"Well, let's get to work. Nazi's don't kill themselves."
And with that, they take off, running for the edge of the boat graveyard, holding back and not going all racquetball until they were well away from it.
As they approach Empire territory I maintain the majority of my attention on the body my core was held in, smiling when I see that Taylor was finally recovering.
"Did you like that? I've got a lot more you know, I used to be quite the musician back home. I so need to get a new guitar now though.
"...Alice?" she says after a few moments, not even looking at me, though the blush on her face is still there if a bit fainter.
"Mmm?"
"Do I know you?" well, no point in lying.
"No not really, but then again. Do you need to?" at this she glances at me for a moment before turning her attention back to the run.
"Hmmm." let's change things up a bit shall we?
With a thought, the earbuds come back to life playing another cover of mine from a band back home, in this case, it was The Wrong Side of Heaven. Fitting if you asked me.
The next forty-five minutes were spent in silence, making it much easier to concentrate on my two other active bodies.
As soon as they clear the graveyard I pick up the pace by an order of magnitude, steering them to what I knew to be the pinnacle of Empire territory.
For this outing I had altered Von Neumann's appearance, given that she was no longer intended to be portrayed as having been up for over thirty-six hours, gone was the blue mechanic's jumpsuit and lab coat, in its place was a rather Iconic outfit, Iconic at least to anyone who was a fan of Final Fantasy in my home reality.
Hope they get a kick out of the Buster-Sword, which was currently in its seven component swords on her back, held in place by the complex looking sheath apparatus.
Within five minutes of leaving the graveyard, they've arrived at their destination.
The front doors of the Medhall Corporate headquarters building downtown.
Oh don't give me that look, you know exactly what's about to happen.
Ramping up my processor by a few percent I focus most of my mind into the two women about to break down Kaiser's front door.
As soon as we land we're drawing the attention of several dozen pedestrians, even as "Von Neumann" throws a bag of what appear to be silver marbles into the air.
Rather than fall back down however, they hover mid-air, spreading out in a grid formation around the duo, their audio and video recording equipment active.
Creating another thread to manage the outbound data-flow from the drones, its destination? The live-streaming service Twitch, where a live broadcast could be seen of the duo, a newly formed topic labeled "Playtime!" funneling traffic to it as they enter the building.
And by entering, I mean they kick down the front door, shattering the glass and walking through into the lobby, where all eyes were on them, several security guards drawing their weapons and barking orders to stand-down.
"Can I play with them mom!? I've been so excited ever since I got to use Fishbones, pleeeeease mom?" Jinx whines as they walk towards the elevators.
"If it means you will get out of my hair for more than five seconds then go ahead, try not to kill too many would you? Witnesses have their uses, remember?" she answers flippantly as a shot is fired, catching her in the right shoulder.
"...Jinx?" she pauses to stare at the wound, the bullet being pushed out as she speaks, sealing itself as she looks at her.
"Be a dear and castrate him would you?"
"Oh today is a happy day!" she shouts before taking off in a dead sprint toward the man who had fired, the rest of his magazine being emptied into her form as she closes.
The agonized screams which echo throughout the foyer has the rest of the guards dropping their weapons and scattering.
"ETA on the dog and pony show?" Neumann asks as they hit the elevators.
"Protectorate's already inbound, we'll be finished by the time they act though."
"Well then, up we go." hitting the button for the top floor she leans against the back of the elevator, her swords clinking against the wall, letting out a sigh at the elevator music.
"Oi, you got a line into their P.A. system? Can we get some real music going? Play it through the whole building while you're at it will you?"
"Got it mom."
With a burst of static the music changes, playing a song that leaves a smug smile on my face.
Taken straight out of my memories to keep the vocals true, the track "
Du Hast" plays throughout the building.
Of course it's somewhat soured when ten seconds later the elevator grinds to a half ten stories premature.
"Well, seems they know where we are. Let's go have some fun, what do you say kid?"
The manic grin Jinx gives is an answer all on its own, as is the act of checking the ammo container on the ridiculously named Gatling gun "Pow Pow"
"Let's go wreck some face!" she shouts before jumping, rocketing through the roof of the elevator.
Following suit we come to a halt almost precisely at the top floor, the closed outer doors being the only barrier between us and the man known as Kaiser.
"Alright…." she pauses to light a joint of all things.
"Let's light this candle."
Snapping her fingers the door ejects outward explosively as Jinx kicks it in.
Predictable a hail of gunfire follows every round of which pings off the newly formed Klein field panels filling the hallway.
"Go have fun kid."
"Yaaaay!"
What follows can only be described as a massacre, as Jinx's return fire downs each and every source of incoming fire with pinpoint accuracy, every single shower of blood was broadcast in crystal clear 4k thanks to the drones still following us.
Her maniacal laughter as she butchers over a dozen people will soon become one of the most watched videos of all time.
By the time the hall is quiet again, over a dozen bodies are scattered around the hallway, most of them in several pieces, each centered on a puddle of blood and gore.
"You know, this would be so much cleaner if you would listen to me and carry something with a smaller caliber," Neumann calls as she approaches the scene, having been waiting and watching from the elevator doors.
"Awwww, but what would the fun be in that? It's not nearly as messy!" the fact that Jinx was literally covered from head to toe in blood, made for one hellish visage.
"Fuckin Psychopath." she mumbles, getting a giggle from her "Daughter"
"You know it!"
"Let's just get this over with shall we? We're not even halfway done with the OP yet."
"Yes mooooooOOOOOm"
"You know when I slap you it will actually hurt right?"
"Moving on!" she giggles as she goes for the set of double doors at the end of the hallway, tossing one of her "sticky" grenades at it.
The explosion that follows blows out the windows on most of the floor, of course. Showering the area around the building with shards of glass, and alerting anyone who hasn't been tipped off by the plethora of Protectorate vehicles around the building, that shit was going down inside.
This time Neumann's the first one to enter, pausing and looking around as the smoke clears, killing the roach of her joint as she does so.
"What… what the hell… is wrong with you?!" Kaiser shouts as he regains his balance, having been standing on the far end of the room, the upturned conference table shielding him from most of the blast, his armor doing the rest.
Smiling at him she speaks.
"You see Mr. Anders, it just so happens I don't give a flying fuck about the unwritten rules, or the written ones for that matter. You're in MY city, and I knew where to find you. So here we are. And now Mr. Anders, you get to be my message to the world."
"You're fucking insane."
"Hey! Excuse me? You did NOT just call mom the crazy one? I mean really, did you see what I just did to all your men?"
"Oh fuck this shit," he replies as Jinx enters the room behind me, still covered in blood.
It's at that moment that steel blades rocket out of nearly every surface around the room, lashing out as us… and promptly breaking harmlessly against out skin, which is much denser than the metal attempting to cut it.
"Well then, it's been fun Max, but I'm afraid you're only the warm-up act. I've more important people to deal with once I impale you, so if you don't mind, I'm done playing games with you." Neumann calls out before coiling her legs and rocketing forward, catching him by the throat, raising him off the ground a good two feet as he attempts to break her grip.
"Let's see what the people think of this all, shall we?" I ask as I walk to the edge of the room, where a wall to wall glass window once protected the room from the elements.
As it was, a slight breeze was blowing through the room, the echo of sirens echoing up from the ground over a hundred feet below.
Stepping over the threshold a forcefield springs into existence, allowing me to walk out into the open air for the whole world to see. Well, for those in the immediate area who weren't already watching the scene anyway.
The moment I'm more than ten feet away from the building a flyer, in this case, Alexandria attempts to blitz me.
The GONG that results from her impacting my forcefield is beautiful.
"Nice try Becky, but don't think you will be anything but my tool today," I speak as she regains her balance, hovering not ten feet away from me, a wall of blue hexagons separating us.
"What did you just call me?" though it was well masked, I could still detect the high amount of stress in her voice. She knew what I was getting at.
"Oh, you heard me. By the way, while I work here, I've got a question for you. Don't worry, the drones are censoring this bit by the way." I say as I slowly walk, the panels now forming a set of stairs leading me to the circus below.
"Drones? Censoring? Please tell me those silver balls aren't-"
"Sorry, but they are in fact broadcasting this, HiDef and all. Anyway, answer my question and I won't expose you all. Has Contessa seen me?"
"...."
"... wow, I didn't know you could convey that much shock with that kind of helmet on. Anyway, that answers that. Now excuse me, I have a Nazi to draw and quarter." I say as I turn my attention forward once more, having leveled off just above the flagpole that was in front of the building, well within range of the news crew that was present below.
As I stop and look around, several small masses of nano-material split off of my back, forming copies of the drones around us, albeit on a much large scale, each one being the size of a basketball.
After a moment of looking I smile when seeing just how many heroes were here.
"Thank you all for attending!" I call out, smiling as the drones attach themselves to Kaiser, flowing like liquid around his wrists and ankles, allowing me to let go of him.
"It's nice that you will all witness this personally, though I'll warn you. You're in the splash zooone!" I wave my tone at the end, smiling when I see their attention focus back on Anders.
"This is the individual you all know as Kaiser, leader of the group of monsters that call themselves the Empire Eighty-Eight."
Pausing to light another joint I take a long look around as I take a hit.
"AND THIS." I shout as I raise my right hand, getting ready to snap my fingers.
"IS MY MESSAGE TO EVERY VILLAIN IN THE CITY."
Click.
squelch!
In less than a second, the masses of nano-machines holding his limbs up rocket apart, literally pulling the man limb from limb, letting his torso fall to the ground, a blood-curdling scream echoing around the area, ending abruptly when he impacts the ground.
"YOU HAVE TWENTY-FOUR HOURS TO PACK YOUR SHIT. AND GET THE FUCK OUT." taking a deep breath I pause once more to take another hit, this time however I use my bullshitery to kill it in one go.
"Now I know what you're thinking, how the fuck am I gonna get you ALL to leave right? Well, to answer that, We have let's see here… Legend, Alexandria, Aww no Eidolon? Damn, that would have been perfect." I pout out rather comically before proceeding.
"All of the local group, and their wards, plus New Wave. Oh goody, the healer is here too, I can play rough." at my words a wave of tension falls over the perimeter, getting a throaty laugh out of me.
"Hey, Jinx!" I shout, my voice artificially loud in volume, loud enough to echo for over three blocks.
"Is it time!?" she shouts back.
"Initiate house-party protocol."
"YAY! I've been waiting all my life for this! Thank you thank you thank you!" she shouts as she jumps from the top floor, rocketing towards the street, specifically one of the armored personnel carriers the PRT had deployed their troops in.
With a wet splat! She impacts it, her form turning liquid less than a second beforehand.
Without prompt the remaining crew bails from the vehicle as the silver substance spreads over and through it, converting every atom of it into more nano-material.
Everyone present watches in shock and horror as the vehicle turns into more silver liquid, forming a large ball of material.
"What is my message? Watch and learn bitches." tossing my roach aside I crack my neck, even as the
music I had chosen starts playing.
In the lead up to the first chorus, it starts.
Dozens of globes break off of the blob, each one taking on the form of Jinx.
Every single one of which breaks into a sprint towards one of the gathered parahumans.
What follows is utter
chaos, as the majority of the civilians in the area scatter as the swarm descends upon the heroes.
The clatter of gunfire begins echoing as the normals, plus Miss Militia, open up with their heavy ordnance, including two separate chain gun outfited APC's
The effects of which are negligible, as the mass of the ammunition simply feeds the swarm.
"Well then, this is-"
GOOOOOONG
Warning. Klein field saturation rising. Currently at three percent capacity.
"Oh right, you're still here." I sigh as I look at the scowling face of Alexandria.
"Alright, I'll play along. Let's show the world just how outclassed you all fucking are." I grin as I turn towards her, dropping into a combat stance and tensing my muscles.
The moment I take off I see that her reaction speed is nothing to laugh it, clocking in at less than a millisecond.
Too bad mine was measured in nanoseconds.
Once more I'm channeling my inner Barry Allen as I bounce between platforms around her, each of my forearms taking on the form of massive hammers.
CRACK.
The sound of my blows echoes around the block.
CRACK
CRACK
CRACK
Of course, to anyone not me it sounded like an automatic cannon firing.
Each blow comes from a different angle, not doing much in the way of lasting damage, but they do keep her stunned and in the relative same location with each slash.
"Are you getting the idea yet? Lets see if i cant hammer it through your thick skull." I call from the ground, purposly giving her enough time to gather herself.
Jumping skyward i twirl my now formed buster-sword a few times, smiling at the ethereal blue glow that comes off of it as a layer of nanites dissolve into the air around it, fluressing blue as they do so.
"Now how about you get the hell out of my city!?" I shout as I slash at her once, keeping it slow as i do, giving her ample time to parry the blow with her wrists.
When she does?
Well, my grin speaks volumes as the blade once again breaks down into its component pieces, each one flipping away in a five pointed star formation, with the base blade staying vertical in the center.
What follows is what at its core, me living out a childhood dream as I conduct a full on Omnislash on fucking superman lite.
Each blow lands with enough force to break a building, knocking the wind out of several times over, the final one stronger than the rest combined.
BOOM.
It wasn't until she impacts the concrete at Mach one that they start to understand what just happened.
"FALL BACK! EVERYONE FALL THE HELL BACK!" the leader of the PRT normals is the first to shout, realizing that the only ones being engaged are the parahumans.
"Alright Jinx! Bring her home!" I shout, even as a blue beam of energy impacts me shield behind me.
Looking over my shoulder I stare at legend, my face the personification of "REALLY?"
"Seriously dude? Do you WANT to die today?"
"...."
"Smart move," I say as he lowers his arms.
"On it mom!" she shouts as several hundred force fields spring into existence around the combat zone.
Five seconds later, to the microsecond, each and every powered person in the vicinity is on their knees.
"Now." I turn my attention to the news crew that was still filming the scene.
"Get the fuck out of MY CITY." I call, one of the microdrones getting right in my face as I speak, transmitting the message to over a hundred million different viewers.
"Alright Jinx, Recall protocol active."
"Thank you for playing everyone!" she calls as her forms start merging with one another, eventually compressing down to a single individual.
"Cue the music." I say loud enough for the drones to pick up, prompting each and every drone in the vicinity to start playing my cover of
"Hail to the King", each one capable of quite the decibel level.
I keep the pace slow for a full five blocks, simply walking down the center of the street, each and every person scattering like cockroaches as I approach.
Then, five blocks out? I disappear, bending the light around my forms and sending them back to the graveyard at the best pace they could manage without giving their positions away.
Ex Machina.
"Taylor? Alice!? Are you two alright!?" Danny shouts as we open the front door.
"What? What's wrong? Why wouldn't we be fine?" Taylor asks as her dad crushes her in a hug.
"It's been all over the news, it's a warzone downtown, look!" he says pointing her towards the TV.
"I… what…" she manages as she stares at the TV, which was currently displaying a slow-motion replay of my "fight" with the Protectorate not ten minutes prior.
It takes a supreme amount of effort to not cringe when I feel the nonexistent heat vision centered on my forehead.
My cocky lopsided grin breaks it in an instant of course, the effect of her blush somewhat mitigated by the concerned expression on her face.
"Alice? Can I talk to you for a sec?"
Well. here we go.