This chapter absolutely kicked my ass. But I finally got the key points I wanted down.
The gravel crunches as the car pulls into the parking lot.
Stepping out I glance at the region. The surrounding buildings are far enough away that no amateur would be able to take pot shots at the meeting. Still no reason to let my guard down only to get blindsided by an ambush.
I stride over to other man. Some kind of mercenary who'd managed to arrange a meeting, mostly through an impressive show of force.
"You're Marcone. I'm Matheus Weiss." I nod in acknowledgement
"I am." Gard leans down to my level "wizard" I shift gears in the midst of forming my sentence. "You're looking for contract work? I'm always looking to hire more wizards."
He blinks. "You're aware of magic. That makes things simpler. Please wait a moment, I wasn't given the authority to negotiate in this situation." He starts talking into his radio in German, Gard translates for me. His call sign involved pixies? Either a brutal prank, or else related in some way to the Fae, not sure which would be worse for him.
As far as I know, there are only two kinds of things that show up looking like a little-girl. Necromancers and monsters. The wizard from before is certainly tense enough that neither is especially out of the question. Even Gard looked wary.
"A crime boss involving himself in magic? It almost reminds me of home."
"A child scarier than seasoned adults. You remind me of home too." Children don't give a shit. They don't worry about ethics or empathy. They don't have to learn to be monsters, it needs only to be excavated from the natures.
"I don't think the normal world will take me seriously, looking as I do, so it's best to use a representative. But the magic side of things tends to be far more meritocratic. When someone can kill you with but a thought, their age, size or gender doesn't much matter."
"Understandable."
Gard whispers to me again, "surrounded", that makes things trickier. Though only in the sense that she'd have the upper hand during the negotiation, as they only showed up when she did. And the odds of someone as apparently powerful as her getting surrounded without her knowledge seemed quite slim. So probably her bodyguards. Not that they might not try to kill me, but that would be due to my actions during the talks, not because of any preexisting enmity.
"So what is it you wish from me?" Let's just see what a broad query can bring me.
"It depends on how closely you're willing to work with me. Even if you weren't aware of magic I still would have traded services for cash, but now that I know what you know, I'm also willing to negotiate for information and either aid or at least neutrality. Depending on how things go."
Why would they need that? Well, there's only one reason anyone comes to Chicago anymore, to start a fight. And these were starting to look like a rough and tumble crew. Damn it, it wasn't even October yet! I should have had months still to batten down the hatches.
"Depends on who you're up against and why. My main concern is the stability of my holdings, having open war break out on the streets upsets that. Same for monster sightings, attempted apotheosis, mass incursions from the Nevernever, and smuggling of mythic artifacts."
"You must speak from experience. No, nothing like that, just a small matter of a local wizard trying to protect someone that needs to die."
"I thought I mentioned something about all-out war in the streets."
"Oh, you must have meant gang-war. I'm still used to dealing with the front lines, my mistake." I sigh internally. Fucking Dresden. What, did someone use Wolfenstein as the core of a summoning ritual or something?
"I assume you're talking about Harry Dresden. The man is certainly enough of a chaos magnet. The problem is that his problems never seem to stay contained. Always spilling over onto the city at large. Every. Single. Year. If it's not the Faerie wars then it's necromancer plots or fallen angels."
"And he wins?"
"For a certain value of winning."
"Sounds like he has plot armor."
"Either that or some kind of divine protection."
"Not to worry." Her cherubic smile turned sharp "My last major mortal foe was quite literally named Mary Sue. I know a thing or two about fighting people with divine favor."
Huh, I actually understood that reference.
"Fine. I won't help you directly, I have too much history with Dresden, but I also have no reason to aid him. What kind of information do you need?"
"The situation of the magical side of things in the city specifically, and the world broadly." Oddly broad, but they could be time travelers for all I know.
"In the city there's a werewolf pack, a Knight of the Cross, some White Court vampires, Fae of all three Courts, and a scattering of some weaker practitioners. All of whom have a good working relationship with Dresden, to one degree or another."
"Interesting." She looked pensive.
"Globally, there are dozens of major magical polities. But they're coordinated via the Unseelie Accords, in order to keep things civil."
"Do you have a copy?"
"No problem, I have one printed off. They're fairly simple in general terms, but the wording is exacting. Essentially, they protect the sanctity of messengers and neutral ground, and allow an alternative for all-out war between factions by allowing for people to either claim wergild for wrongful deaths or challenge the guilty party in a duel to the death."
"And all major recognized magical powers have signed the agreement?"
"Even the ones that don't much step foot on Earth. Smaller powers too, they can join as Freeholder lords. A bit like city-states as opposed to nations, all the same sovereign powers but not real geopolitical influence."
"I see."
"Though for that you'd need three existing members to vouch for you."
"You said that the practitioners in the city are all on good terms with Dresden?"
"For the most part. If they're not then they're probably either new or too weak to matter. If you're interested in magic though, there's a bookstore that will sell legitimate magical texts for a few hundred dollars each. Bock's Ordered Books, in the university district."
"I'll keep that in mind. If you need some work done, a fortress destroyed, city conquered, keep us in mind. I look forward to working with you Mr. Marcone. In some ways, you remind me of a younger me. Before I really understood the inevitability of chaos."
"Any idea what she was Gard?" I ask when we're alone.
"Cursed."
"Oh? Well, at least that's new." Younger me?
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Being trapped in this tiny place is worse than being in the trenches. At least there the dangers constantly made themselves apparent. Artillery tends to do that in a way that the sniper's bullet doesn't.
"How are you holding up?" The local wizard asks
"Extremely bored and anxious."
"I sympathize… have you ever heard of something called the internet? Perhaps something from your homeland?"
"No? Should I have?"
"Maybe, maybe not. What about computers?"
"Something like computation jewels?"
"Depends. What are those?"
"A computation jewel acts as an intermediary, between mage and spell. The mage knows the spell, the jewel acts to help calculate variables and control the magic, and then casts the spell for the mage when they trigger it."
"Wha- wait! So the magic isn't an act of will? Technically, none of the mages are ever even casting by themselves?"
"I suppose it could be put it like that. Is it important somehow?"
"Hell's bells, the Council is going to have conniptions." He sighed "The laws of magic exist for two main reasons. The first group of laws are those that exist to protect the world at large, such as not getting involved in the timeline and things like that. The other group is because merely casting that kind of magic has a corrupting effect on the caster."
"So computation jewels allow people to avoid that corruption through a loophole." What's the problem? If you're not cheating, you're not trying.
"Exactly. Running around, laughing in the face of the laws of magic. Spitting on the Council's authority. It may be fine from a legalistic point of view but it would be a mistake to think of it in legal terms, it's not a matter of the letter of the law. The Council is a political body, and they've claimed the fealty of all mortal practitioners for the last thousand years."
"Good! Get them over here. Let someone else experience the meat grinder for a change!"
"It may just come down to that. But I'm loathe to do it unless I have to."
"Why?"
"They're a bunch of massive pricks."
"That's an oxymoron."
"Huh?"
"What was that about this internet thing?"
"It's like if you gave everyone on Earth a computation jewel, and then let them all communicate. So there's a massive amount of information freely available to anyone that has the basic equipment to access it."
Impressive, yet stupid. Impressively stupid.
"Why is this important?"
"Computers are what the internet uses to function, and they're pure technology, no magic. Here, magic users can't use technology, it breaks. Most of us don't even have the simplest understanding of how it works or has changed the world in recent years. Complete technophobes."
"Ok?"
"Degurechaff can use it. I don't know how, maybe because of the computation jewel or maybe because she's from another world, but that's just a guess."
Full stop.
How does he know that?
"Oh?"
"Yeah. It actually puts us in a pretty bad situation. I can intentionally make technology break in a localized area, but if someone knows what they're doing, they could gain as much, or more, relevant information about a person's activities from the internet as I could with my methods."
"Why is it such a big problem? If pretty much anyone can access it, then they wouldn't be able to do much more than officer Murphey or anyone else."
"Maybe. But it's more the implications of mixing all the advantages magic and technology have which worry me. Both have some pretty bad things available to them, but merging them together could have completely unpredictable effects. The other big implication is that if you didn't know about the internet before today, then how did Degurechaff manage to adapt herself to it so quickly?"
"I did tell you that she attended the military college at a young age. Taking university courses as a young age is usually seen as a sign of being a child genius."
He rubbed his face with his hands. "I'm not even sure why I'm surprised anymore. That should have been obvious."
Then the world exploded.
"Well, it would seem that you're plan to trap the Imperial mages didn't work."
"I usually have more time to prepare." He says as we trudge through the alien landscape of the so-called Nevernever. "They build up their mooks, I plan, there's a certain rhythm to it. This is why everyone hates competent enemies."
"I'm sorry about your home."
He sighs "Its fine. I would have probably been evicted eventually anyway. Too many unexplained claims on their homeowner's insurance."
"What about your lich, and your… pets, I suppose?"
"Sub-basement. The animals have a pretty well-honed danger sense by now. I doubt they got caught in the blast… hopefully."
"Are we going someplace specific, or just trying to get away?"
"There are one or two other places I tend to lay low when times get hard. I figure she might be less willing to bomb a church, and the priest I know happens to be very open to giving sanctuary to the weary and needy."