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1.0 - Break-in (Midna/Link)
Erien
God's Weakest Soldier
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Some of you may recognize me from my stories on here or SB,
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This is where I'll be putting oneshots as they pop into my brain, in addition, I'll have regular votes going for random little things. Expect most if not all to be romantic in nature, for I am a sappy motherfucker, but in any case, let us begin with...
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[Midna]
Thanks to @Armoury for the beta!
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"Gods dammit Link…" Midna found that she had been saying that quite a bit lately. She had been pleased, thrilled even when the idiotically brave farm boy found another way to enter… or perhaps the better word would be, 'break into' the realm of Twilight. The fact that he had found a way specifically because he wanted to spend more time with her? It brought her an almost unbelievable feeling of joy, not that she would ever admit that, of course.
Not publicly, in any case.
Said feeling of joy, like most things in life, was temporary. As the joy that came from being around Link lasted precisely as long as it took for the Hero to get bored. Which was, as it turned out, an astonishingly short measure of time.
Midna's fingers slipped into the cracks between the twin doors that led to the inner sanctum of the Imperial Treasury. The light proffered by them, usually a dim visible blue, was no longer present, a sign that someone had turned off the magical wards that kept the door from being open. Though even with that, if one did not have the royal bloodline or explicit permission, the guardian automatons on the inside would make short work of anyone that dared to intrude.
That was, of course, the theory. One of the automatons, rather odd to look at spider-things all, was standing perfectly still with the Dominion Rod laying just beside it. Another was desperately trying to free itself from the floor where it's legs had been doused in a sticky chuu jelly. A loud stomping drew the princess's attention over to the final two, where one was rapidly chasing another, the 'prey' in this distance, being marked by a fishing pole attached to its forehead with what looked to be some form of… cheese. The dangling bait is enough to cause its fellow automaton to chase after it like a hound after a bird.
At the far end of the room, in a little nook roughly half the space of the 'lobby' where the guards resided, was the treasure vault itself. A square space filled with rows upon rows of shelves, upon which then sat priceless and ancient treasures going as far back as the original tribes of the Twili. And within that, standing amidst the treasures was a young man with golden hair, he was idly reorganizing the treasures within the vault, the robes he had been granted by the princess hanging off of in him shreds, but, unlike the robes, the man… child, had nothing in the way of apparent injury.
Link turned at the sound of the doors to the vault opening, a bright and cheery smile on his face as he looked towards Midna. Said cheery look lasted as long as it took him to recognize the bevy of guards surrounding the princess.
Midna came to a stop just shy of the interior vault, her hands moved to her hips as she glared at the 'Hero'. "Hero, sweetie? Mind telling me what you are doing in the forbidden treasure vaults?"
The princess knew damn well there was nothing actually 'forbidden' inside it, but that was the name her ancestors gave it, so it stuck. Frankly, she couldn't care less about what was actually inside, but the fact that someone had broken in, even if it was Link, irked her.
Link stared at her for several pregnant seconds, then looked around the room. "Reorganizing."
"And why are you doing that?" Midna asked.
Link blinked slowly. "You were taking a while in your meeting," he replied, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Midna processed that, for a good long while, in fact. Her thoughts briefly going over the tantalizing thought of simply blowing up the vault with Link inside it. But another, more traitorous part of her brain happily informed her that the Hero would likely survive, much like a roach tends to survive a boot. She then let out a sigh, raising her hands and dismissing the guards that followed her.
Her hand moved to idly rub at her brow, her head shaking from side to side before her eyes once more found themselves resting on her 'consort'. The term was a strange one to the princess, but then, so was he. A Hyrulian in the realm of the Twili, and for the past few months seemingly none the worse for it. He had grown paler, for certain, his skin approaching but not quite at the light blue tone so common in her species. But he was far from the gaunt forms they tended to favor, no, the farm boy had actually gained weight. Through no small effort on Midna's part, the princess had fought hard to replace his diet of milk and goat cheese with actual meat and a balanced diet.
Letting out a sigh, she stepped forward, closing the doors to the vault behind her and leaving them both in the small treasury room. The stuffy air annoyed her, but she ignored it, continuing to focus on Link, at least the usual scent of dust was replaced by that of sweat and blood, something she was… very used to smelling around the Hyrulian. "Does the mark of courage mean you can't sit still? Or is that just your stupidity?"
The farm boy stared at her for several long moments, before he shrugged his shoulders. "Tested the defenses."
"Is that why you are holding the broken shards of my great-grandfather's ceramics?" Midna asked, more amused than angry.
Link blinked, then looked down at the shattered ceramics he had been holding, having apparently forgotten about it in the confusion. "Accident." He replied, in the usual curt way of his.
Midna smiled despite herself. Just like him as usual, breaking into a place he wasn't supposed to be and destroying something priceless in the process. But then, she rather liked that about him. "You dragged me away from very important queenly duties."
Link opened his mouth, probably to apologize, Midna figured. But she shushed him with a finger against his lips. "I'll have to break something in return."
The farm boy tilted his head, not quite getting the innuendo.
Then her robes dissipated.
Link got a lot of things after that.
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First vote.
[] Forbidden (Warrior of Light x Y'shtola) (Final Fantasy)
[] Orders (Tanya x Visha) (Tanya the Evil)
[] Violence (Velvet x Magilou) (Tales)
[] Weight (Asterios x Euryale) (Fate)
[] Tantalize (Zelda x Midna) (Legend of Zelda)
[] Journey (Hero x Jade) (Dragon Quest)
[] Quiet (Commander x Bismarck) (Azur Lane)
[] Gremlin (Joker x Futaba) (Persona 5)
By the Homeworld I’ll Someday be Banned From Mature - Sci-Fi
A Quarian in C-Sec? Preposterous.
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American Hero Academia (My Hero Academia) (Complete)
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The events of this quest will be taking place around the time of Double Dealing character...
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This is where I'll be putting oneshots as they pop into my brain, in addition, I'll have regular votes going for random little things. Expect most if not all to be romantic in nature, for I am a sappy motherfucker, but in any case, let us begin with...
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[Midna]
Thanks to @Armoury for the beta!
—
"Gods dammit Link…" Midna found that she had been saying that quite a bit lately. She had been pleased, thrilled even when the idiotically brave farm boy found another way to enter… or perhaps the better word would be, 'break into' the realm of Twilight. The fact that he had found a way specifically because he wanted to spend more time with her? It brought her an almost unbelievable feeling of joy, not that she would ever admit that, of course.
Not publicly, in any case.
Said feeling of joy, like most things in life, was temporary. As the joy that came from being around Link lasted precisely as long as it took for the Hero to get bored. Which was, as it turned out, an astonishingly short measure of time.
Midna's fingers slipped into the cracks between the twin doors that led to the inner sanctum of the Imperial Treasury. The light proffered by them, usually a dim visible blue, was no longer present, a sign that someone had turned off the magical wards that kept the door from being open. Though even with that, if one did not have the royal bloodline or explicit permission, the guardian automatons on the inside would make short work of anyone that dared to intrude.
That was, of course, the theory. One of the automatons, rather odd to look at spider-things all, was standing perfectly still with the Dominion Rod laying just beside it. Another was desperately trying to free itself from the floor where it's legs had been doused in a sticky chuu jelly. A loud stomping drew the princess's attention over to the final two, where one was rapidly chasing another, the 'prey' in this distance, being marked by a fishing pole attached to its forehead with what looked to be some form of… cheese. The dangling bait is enough to cause its fellow automaton to chase after it like a hound after a bird.
At the far end of the room, in a little nook roughly half the space of the 'lobby' where the guards resided, was the treasure vault itself. A square space filled with rows upon rows of shelves, upon which then sat priceless and ancient treasures going as far back as the original tribes of the Twili. And within that, standing amidst the treasures was a young man with golden hair, he was idly reorganizing the treasures within the vault, the robes he had been granted by the princess hanging off of in him shreds, but, unlike the robes, the man… child, had nothing in the way of apparent injury.
Link turned at the sound of the doors to the vault opening, a bright and cheery smile on his face as he looked towards Midna. Said cheery look lasted as long as it took him to recognize the bevy of guards surrounding the princess.
Midna came to a stop just shy of the interior vault, her hands moved to her hips as she glared at the 'Hero'. "Hero, sweetie? Mind telling me what you are doing in the forbidden treasure vaults?"
The princess knew damn well there was nothing actually 'forbidden' inside it, but that was the name her ancestors gave it, so it stuck. Frankly, she couldn't care less about what was actually inside, but the fact that someone had broken in, even if it was Link, irked her.
Link stared at her for several pregnant seconds, then looked around the room. "Reorganizing."
"And why are you doing that?" Midna asked.
Link blinked slowly. "You were taking a while in your meeting," he replied, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Midna processed that, for a good long while, in fact. Her thoughts briefly going over the tantalizing thought of simply blowing up the vault with Link inside it. But another, more traitorous part of her brain happily informed her that the Hero would likely survive, much like a roach tends to survive a boot. She then let out a sigh, raising her hands and dismissing the guards that followed her.
Her hand moved to idly rub at her brow, her head shaking from side to side before her eyes once more found themselves resting on her 'consort'. The term was a strange one to the princess, but then, so was he. A Hyrulian in the realm of the Twili, and for the past few months seemingly none the worse for it. He had grown paler, for certain, his skin approaching but not quite at the light blue tone so common in her species. But he was far from the gaunt forms they tended to favor, no, the farm boy had actually gained weight. Through no small effort on Midna's part, the princess had fought hard to replace his diet of milk and goat cheese with actual meat and a balanced diet.
Letting out a sigh, she stepped forward, closing the doors to the vault behind her and leaving them both in the small treasury room. The stuffy air annoyed her, but she ignored it, continuing to focus on Link, at least the usual scent of dust was replaced by that of sweat and blood, something she was… very used to smelling around the Hyrulian. "Does the mark of courage mean you can't sit still? Or is that just your stupidity?"
The farm boy stared at her for several long moments, before he shrugged his shoulders. "Tested the defenses."
"Is that why you are holding the broken shards of my great-grandfather's ceramics?" Midna asked, more amused than angry.
Link blinked, then looked down at the shattered ceramics he had been holding, having apparently forgotten about it in the confusion. "Accident." He replied, in the usual curt way of his.
Midna smiled despite herself. Just like him as usual, breaking into a place he wasn't supposed to be and destroying something priceless in the process. But then, she rather liked that about him. "You dragged me away from very important queenly duties."
Link opened his mouth, probably to apologize, Midna figured. But she shushed him with a finger against his lips. "I'll have to break something in return."
The farm boy tilted his head, not quite getting the innuendo.
Then her robes dissipated.
Link got a lot of things after that.
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First vote.
[] Forbidden (Warrior of Light x Y'shtola) (Final Fantasy)
[] Orders (Tanya x Visha) (Tanya the Evil)
[] Violence (Velvet x Magilou) (Tales)
[] Weight (Asterios x Euryale) (Fate)
[] Tantalize (Zelda x Midna) (Legend of Zelda)
[] Journey (Hero x Jade) (Dragon Quest)
[] Quiet (Commander x Bismarck) (Azur Lane)
[] Gremlin (Joker x Futaba) (Persona 5)
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- Location
- Between East and West, North and South.
[X] Gremlin (Joker x Futaba) (Persona 5)
[X] Weight (Asterios x Euryale) (Fate)
[X] Weight (Asterios x Euryale) (Fate)
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DB_Explorer
Purveyor of alternate realities.
- Location
- San Diego, California
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Tantalize (Zelda x Midna) (Legend of Zelda)
Dragontrapper
Homeless Draconis
- Location
- A Tower in the middle of nowhere
If there is pottery nearby, Link will break it - no expectations. Though I looks like Midna is about to add to the property damage...
[X] Tantalize (Zelda x Midna) (Legend of Zelda)
Link got to have some fun - can't leave out the princess. That would be rude.
[X] Tantalize (Zelda x Midna) (Legend of Zelda)
Link got to have some fun - can't leave out the princess. That would be rude.
Erien
God's Weakest Soldier
- Location
- Georgia
- Pronouns
- He/Him
- Location
- Under an old tree
[X] Orders (Tanya x Visha) (Tanya the Evil)
[X] Tantalize (Zelda x Midna) (Legend of Zelda)
[X] Tantalize (Zelda x Midna) (Legend of Zelda)
- Location
- Texas
[X] Gremlin (Joker x Futaba) (Persona 5)
[X] Tantalize (Zelda x Midna) (Legend of Zelda)
I vote this to continue the Midna momentum!
[X] Tantalize (Zelda x Midna) (Legend of Zelda)
I vote this to continue the Midna momentum!
1.1 - Tantalize (Midna/Zelda)
Erien
God's Weakest Soldier
- Location
- Georgia
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[] Tantalize (Zelda x Midna) (Legend of Zelda)
Thanks to @Armoury for the beta!
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*Midna POV*
"Just a little bite… that's all… you need… to do…" You purr.
The princess sweats, slightly, even at a time like this doing her best to control her feelings and emotions. Her eyes dart around the room, to your face, to your body. The blush on her face, something you had been building up now for quite some time, is now just pink enough to show through her makeup. The princess shudders for a moment, then slowly opens her mouth and closes her eyes.
With a grin, you deposit a piece of cake into it.
Zelda's eyes snap open, a wide smile forming on her face as her hands move to cup her cheeks. "Mmm."
Grinning, you pull the fork back away. "Good?"
The princess, apparently now choosing to recognize decorum, lowers her hands. Nodding slowly… but still chewing quite rapidly. The smile is once again gone, replaced by a tight, controlled line, though it does nothing to diminish the delight in her eyes. Or the surreptitious glance towards the plate still full of the pastries sitting on the 'royal' coffee table.
"You are allowed to enjoy yourself a little," you say wryly. "Or has all the time sitting on that marble throne of yours made your stomach as hard as your ass?"
The princess bristles at the comment, looking away pointedly as she purses her lips. "Language."
You laugh, you can't help it. Then lean back against the couch cushion. Sitting in the middle of the royal chambers, you can't help but admit the room was impressive, if not up to your usual taste when it came to decor. It was far too… colorful for your liking. Golds, whites, pinks and blues. You tend to prefer a more… simple approach to things. Grand, but simple. You would at least admit the view was nice, both far off towards the Castle Town that her tower overlooked, and of the flustered princess sitting far closer. The princess sat a few feet away from you, still looking away, and you turned your gaze back towards the platter of cakes you had Link bring. The boy was more than glad to fetch it for you, if only because it allowed him to do something else as a Royal Guardsman than just stand guard beside overly sized doors all day and try to look like he had something even resembling dignity.
You were sure he was doing a good job at least. But seeing the farm boy attempt to march was nothing less than the best theater a royal could ever ask for.
"Sitting in my room and spending the afternoon eating cakes is… improper." Zelda finally says.
"We aren't sitting around all day eating cakes," you counter, idly twirling the fork between your fingers and allowing its metal to glint in the evening twilight that was pouring in through the windows. "We are performing diplomacy, two princesses making friends with each other."
Zelda looks back towards you, the blush growing stronger. "I believe we are well past friends."
You wiggle your brows, then lean forward, your arms sinking into the cushions as you loom over her like a wolf. "Then what, pray tell, are we little princess?"
Zelda looks away again, her hands bunching her dress. "To say it out loud would be… improper."
"Improper this, improper that. Live a little." You grin even wider as she wiggles uncomfortable, you do so love making her drop the facade. Reaching over you take a little cake and move it to your mouth, holding it betwixt your teeth you let out a hum.
Zelda looks back, then freezes. You loom over her, your arms to either side of her, a cake held between your teeth.
She stares, breathing deeply.
Then she lunged forward so hard she nearly broke your teeth.
You suppose you could call that a 'diplomatic incident'.
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[] Forbidden (Warrior of Light x Y'shtola) (Final Fantasy)
[] Orders (Tanya x Visha) (Tanya the Evil)
[] Violence (Velvet x Magilou) (Tales)
[] Weight (Asterios x Euryale) (Fate)
[] Journey (Hero x Jade) (Dragon Quest)
[] Quiet (Commander x Bismarck) (Azur Lane)
[] Gremlin (Joker x Futaba) (Persona 5)
[] Masterclass (Knight Pilot x Mechanicus) (Warhammer)
Thanks to @Armoury for the beta!
—
*Midna POV*
"Just a little bite… that's all… you need… to do…" You purr.
The princess sweats, slightly, even at a time like this doing her best to control her feelings and emotions. Her eyes dart around the room, to your face, to your body. The blush on her face, something you had been building up now for quite some time, is now just pink enough to show through her makeup. The princess shudders for a moment, then slowly opens her mouth and closes her eyes.
With a grin, you deposit a piece of cake into it.
Zelda's eyes snap open, a wide smile forming on her face as her hands move to cup her cheeks. "Mmm."
Grinning, you pull the fork back away. "Good?"
The princess, apparently now choosing to recognize decorum, lowers her hands. Nodding slowly… but still chewing quite rapidly. The smile is once again gone, replaced by a tight, controlled line, though it does nothing to diminish the delight in her eyes. Or the surreptitious glance towards the plate still full of the pastries sitting on the 'royal' coffee table.
"You are allowed to enjoy yourself a little," you say wryly. "Or has all the time sitting on that marble throne of yours made your stomach as hard as your ass?"
The princess bristles at the comment, looking away pointedly as she purses her lips. "Language."
You laugh, you can't help it. Then lean back against the couch cushion. Sitting in the middle of the royal chambers, you can't help but admit the room was impressive, if not up to your usual taste when it came to decor. It was far too… colorful for your liking. Golds, whites, pinks and blues. You tend to prefer a more… simple approach to things. Grand, but simple. You would at least admit the view was nice, both far off towards the Castle Town that her tower overlooked, and of the flustered princess sitting far closer. The princess sat a few feet away from you, still looking away, and you turned your gaze back towards the platter of cakes you had Link bring. The boy was more than glad to fetch it for you, if only because it allowed him to do something else as a Royal Guardsman than just stand guard beside overly sized doors all day and try to look like he had something even resembling dignity.
You were sure he was doing a good job at least. But seeing the farm boy attempt to march was nothing less than the best theater a royal could ever ask for.
"Sitting in my room and spending the afternoon eating cakes is… improper." Zelda finally says.
"We aren't sitting around all day eating cakes," you counter, idly twirling the fork between your fingers and allowing its metal to glint in the evening twilight that was pouring in through the windows. "We are performing diplomacy, two princesses making friends with each other."
Zelda looks back towards you, the blush growing stronger. "I believe we are well past friends."
You wiggle your brows, then lean forward, your arms sinking into the cushions as you loom over her like a wolf. "Then what, pray tell, are we little princess?"
Zelda looks away again, her hands bunching her dress. "To say it out loud would be… improper."
"Improper this, improper that. Live a little." You grin even wider as she wiggles uncomfortable, you do so love making her drop the facade. Reaching over you take a little cake and move it to your mouth, holding it betwixt your teeth you let out a hum.
Zelda looks back, then freezes. You loom over her, your arms to either side of her, a cake held between your teeth.
She stares, breathing deeply.
Then she lunged forward so hard she nearly broke your teeth.
You suppose you could call that a 'diplomatic incident'.
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[] Forbidden (Warrior of Light x Y'shtola) (Final Fantasy)
[] Orders (Tanya x Visha) (Tanya the Evil)
[] Violence (Velvet x Magilou) (Tales)
[] Weight (Asterios x Euryale) (Fate)
[] Journey (Hero x Jade) (Dragon Quest)
[] Quiet (Commander x Bismarck) (Azur Lane)
[] Gremlin (Joker x Futaba) (Persona 5)
[] Masterclass (Knight Pilot x Mechanicus) (Warhammer)
Dragontrapper
Homeless Draconis
- Location
- A Tower in the middle of nowhere
[X] Forbidden (Warrior of Light x Y'shtola) (Final Fantasy)
Cat girl plz. kthnxbai.
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[X] Masterclass (Knight Pilot x Mechanicus) (Warhammer)
because this sounds like it would be HILARIOUS.
Cat girl plz. kthnxbai.
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[X] Masterclass (Knight Pilot x Mechanicus) (Warhammer)
because this sounds like it would be HILARIOUS.
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- Location
- Texas
Heh, silly Zelda, getting baited by Midna.
And Link, with dignity? No way!
And, as I must, until it is done:
[X] Forbidden (Warrior of Light x Y'shtola) (Final Fantasy)
Though, I'll admit I'm a bit curious about WH40K one. Does... does the Knight Pilot sleep with the ENTIRE Mechanicus?
And Link, with dignity? No way!
I rather imagine he knows.
And, as I must, until it is done:
[X] Forbidden (Warrior of Light x Y'shtola) (Final Fantasy)
Though, I'll admit I'm a bit curious about WH40K one. Does... does the Knight Pilot sleep with the ENTIRE Mechanicus?
Erien
God's Weakest Soldier
- Location
- Georgia
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Not quite.
DB_Explorer
Purveyor of alternate realities.
- Location
- San Diego, California
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Forbidden (Warrior of Light x Y'shtola) (Final Fantasy)
[X] Masterclass (Knight Pilot x Mechanicus) (Warhammer)
sure why not
[X] Masterclass (Knight Pilot x Mechanicus) (Warhammer)
sure why not
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[X] Masterclass (Knight Pilot x Mechanicus) (Warhammer)
This , I think, can only end well.
This , I think, can only end well.
- Location
- Texas
I've heard of an author writing cheesecake, but this is rediculous.
*twirls cigar and Groucho Marx-esque mustache*
[X] Forbidden (Warrior of Light x Y'shtola) (Final Fantasy)
[X] Masterclass (Knight Pilot x Mechanicus) (Warhammer)
You made the latter too mysterious to resist voting for, so I went with both!
*twirls cigar and Groucho Marx-esque mustache*
[X] Forbidden (Warrior of Light x Y'shtola) (Final Fantasy)
[X] Masterclass (Knight Pilot x Mechanicus) (Warhammer)
You made the latter too mysterious to resist voting for, so I went with both!