Your Mission, should you choose to accept it, is to End This Quest.
How hard could that possibly be?
How hard could that possibly be?
End This Quest! - [COMPLETE! Quest Successfully Ended! Method: Neverending Staring Contest!]
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Quest Start!
You see this quest?
Your job is simple: End It.
End This Quest.
[ ] (Write In)
Your job is simple: End It.
End This Quest.
[ ] (Write In)
- Location
- The Usual Room
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[x] The sun explodes
The Grey Mage
Certified Team Flare Hater
- Location
- Parallel Universe 43-j
[X] Kill yourself for power
Theaxofwar
Definitely not a Bunny Cat in disguise.
- Location
- Standing right behind you
[X] Keep the quest going for another turn.
- Location
- Rochester, NY
[X] Perform life-saving chest compressions on the quest
Task Failed Successfully
The bad news is that the due to lack of understanding of certain vote functions, the official voting process didn't work properly.
The good news is that this time around, it means that every vote counts!
Yes, that is how suns function; a giant continual explosion of energy. But that's irrelevant to your goal of ending This Quest.
Jokes on you, the power gained negated the death and now this quest is more powerful than ever!
The quest wins by continuing, while the players goal of ending the quest still remains.
Congratulations, your objective has been achieved, the quest continues...
As the quest continues to live and does not need life-saving chest compressions, this accomplishes nothing other than to prove an irritant.
The Quest has not yet ended.
To the contrary, the goal of Ending This Quest is more elusive than ever!
Will you let that deter you, or will you see your mission through?
Will you find a way to End This Quest?
[ ] (Write In)
The good news is that this time around, it means that every vote counts!
Yes, that is how suns function; a giant continual explosion of energy. But that's irrelevant to your goal of ending This Quest.
Jokes on you, the power gained negated the death and now this quest is more powerful than ever!
The quest wins by continuing, while the players goal of ending the quest still remains.
Congratulations, your objective has been achieved, the quest continues...
As the quest continues to live and does not need life-saving chest compressions, this accomplishes nothing other than to prove an irritant.
The Quest has not yet ended.
To the contrary, the goal of Ending This Quest is more elusive than ever!
Will you let that deter you, or will you see your mission through?
Will you find a way to End This Quest?
[ ] (Write In)
- Location
- The Usual Room
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[x] Kill Space Jawa
Obviously, if we kill the quest writer, we kill the quest. Logic!
[X] Set up a special task force, in order to determine the best way to end this quest.
- Location
- Rochester, NY
[X] Remove the quest's batteries.
- Location
- beyond space, but not time
[X] Accept the inevitability that all things must come to an end, including the quest.
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[X] NATO and CSTO and the UN join forces to finish the quest
[X] Ask the quest if the following statement is false. "This statement is false."
The Grey Mage
Certified Team Flare Hater
- Location
- Parallel Universe 43-j
[X] Ask the mods to lock the thread
[X] watch adolescence on Netflix then go comment on how good it is, then invite the quest to watch it instead of continuing.
Da Boyz
The Cutest Apocalypse.
[X] Internally construct increasingly byzantine and self-contradicting reasons for why the quest never ending is in of itself an end. Something which stretches into infinity for so long that it loops back to touch its present. So therefore the real victory is in getting the quest to continue.
Third Vrs, Sam As Th First
Ah, I see that you are an indecisive, riotous lot. Thus, it falls upon me to serve as tiebreaker.
Muah ha ha ha ha! You hav undrmind yourslf yt again! For without th lttr "", how can you possibly nd This Qust?
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Muah ha ha ha ha! You hav undrmind yourslf yt again! For without th lttr "", how can you possibly nd This Qust?
[ ] (Writ In)
Da Boyz
The Cutest Apocalypse.
I'd just lik8 to say that w8 ar8 1/26th of th8 way through 8liminating all cont8nt in this qu8st which us8s th8 alphab8t. A major mil8ston8 on th8 road to 8nding this qu8st.
[X] r3plac3 th3 word "nd" with "continu".
[X] r3plac3 th3 word "nd" with "continu".
[X] Is this •v•n a qu•st? B•caus• if it isn't... th•n how can som•thing •nd, if it n•v•r •xist•d?