To make people actually remember, here's it once for posterity: Minako is nonbinary and uses they/them. This message will be pinned so you people stop getting it wrong and pissing me off. If you get it wrong in the future I'm going to be much less nice, considering you have to scroll past it just to read the quest.
 
I just can imagine Mami abusing meguca lichdom to live off a diet of cake and tea.

In secret.

Nobody must know.

You know I love that organic cooking
I always ask for more
And they call me Misses Natural
On down to the health food store
I only eat good sea salt
White sugar don't touch my lips
And my friends is always begging me
To take them on macrobiotic trips
Yes, they are

Oh, but at night I stake out my strong box
That I keep under lock and key
And I take it off to my closet
Where nobody else can see
I open that door so slowly
Take a peek up north and south
Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie
And I pop it in my mouth
 
I just can imagine Mami abusing meguca lichdom to live off a diet of cake and tea.

In secret.

Nobody must know.

Which just really makes her being slightly pudgy and gaunt at the same time all the more impressive. She has Meguca lichdom benefits and still manages such an unhealthy diet it shows on her body.

Being Mami is suffering.
 
[X] Talk about tea.
[X] Has Mami ever considered learning about tea ceremonies? Or is the aésthëtiquè not right for her?
Am I dreaming? I just went and binge-read Asuka Quest again. And then I go to re-read Sayaka Quest. And notice there's a sequel. And it's even gayer.

How do I live in such a wonderful world where one of the authors that inspires me the most managed to top something I already thought was mindblowingly good.

Gushing time:
  • I was thinking of cracking a joke about Kyouko making AT-arms with her illusion magic. It's not a joke anymore.
  • Given the history of Moid's quests, a chain-bat is quite possibly the most ridiculous-awesome weapon Minako could have gotten.
  • I'm also incredibly proud of them. I really think they wished well, even if they shouldn't have wished at all. It's incredibly painful to see others suffering and not be able to understand the entirety of what they need from you, be it space or comfort or kindness. But Minako can. Minako did. They met Mami and understood. And helped. That may not have been as epic as the Walpurgisnacht fight or the Sahaquiel Bat, but I am so incredibly proud.
  • The Madoka-Homura relationship burning was... Not entirely unexpected in retrospect. It makes me sad to see, but Homura really wasn't who Madoka needed at the end of SQ1. Can she ever become that person? Maybe, but it's gonna be a hell of a ride. (And probably not important to this Quest.)
  • Tayuya's grown up so well. And is giving advice to Mami about the world of gay. The Kaname family really does tend to be made up of the (comparitively) sanest people in the PMMM'verse, huh.
  • I do so dearly hope we have a chance to vote for [Q] Lady Rin? This is my bat. It would like to meet your face. Although given Minako's powerset, they'll probably do something mindblowingly unexpected instead.
 
CHAPTER 3 - 16
[X] Talk about tea.

You look at the cup she's holding as she uses her free hand to mess around with her hair. She brings it back to the cup handle and gives it a light sip.

"Iiiiiiiiis that-"

"Irish," Mami says. "I like the bitter taste."

You furrow your brow. "Why would you drink something bitter? I don't wanna be judgy, but-"

"You are being judgmental, though." Mami clears her throat. " Tea is a delicacy, something to be experienced. And even if you dislike it, bitterness is a flavor. A bite. A hint of the taste of leaves."

"But...I mean, my mama drinks coffee black-"

"Of course Kyouko would drink it black," Mami mutters to herself before she continues. "Tea is a different kind of bitterness. A different kind of taste, owing to its own brewing process. Coffee is just raw bitterness. Acid and oils provide its flavor. That isn't to say that coffee doesn't have its own merits, but it is not the kind that I care for.

"That would be tea. Irish tea in particular is an eclectic mix of black teas. English tea tends to be about the same in general content, but the Irish blend is more bitter. Sharper. Most drink it with honey or milk. I believe that dilutes the flavor." She sips the drink and smiles as it goes down. "I don't expect you to understand or even enjoy the taste. What kind of drink do you prefer?"

You shrug. "I mean...I like boba tea."

Mami's expression turns dark. "I...guess that is a kind of tea."

You narrow your eyes. "Hrm. Okaaaaaay."

"It's not my thing." She sips her tea and keeps it to her tongue. You suspect she's biting her tongue to keep from saying anything condescending. "Again, that's...fine. People can enjoy different things."

"You look like you're-"

"Let's just drop the subject."

You sigh. "Fine. Then how about haircuts. Have you thought more on that?"

She leans back. "I...still like my curls. I like my hair curls. I like the way they twist. Would there be styles that preserve that?"

"Probably." You shrug. "I mean, there are undercuts that rely on curly, curly hair."

"Then perhaps I should look into that. Ask questions from more...experienced people."

"Like my ma-?" You stop yourself, but Mami already has a hand up.

"Yes, like Kyouko. I need to get better. Actually talk to her for once. Is she going to be here tonight?"

"She's doing recon in Kasamino tonight." You lean against your girlfriend. "She won't be back for a couple of days."

"Then I should wait until then." She nods. "Though what...what would you suggest?"

You shrug. "An...I mean, I have an undercut."

Mami nods, then she brushes her hair. "But would that be...feminine enough?"

You stick your tongue out. "Feminine, shmemenine. It's about what looks right for you. Gender's a scam, anyway."

[=]​

Your name is Kyouko Sakura. And right now, you are knee-deep in enemy territory. Your wife was probably right that going back here was a bad idea.

But you're also right in that you need to know more about what you're up against. And best-case scenario, you'll find something that nobody else was able to. Though your power isn't perfect for the job, what you have over everyone else is an intimate knowledge of Kasamino. Every single filthy nook and cranny of this godforsaken place has been burned into your head, and unlike Mitakihara, it wasn't hit nearly as hard by Walpurgsinacht.

Superficial details are different, sure. Buildings have shifted around. Radio towers are in new places. There might be a new skyscraper or two. But then you see an old rusted apartment. A decrepit church off of main street that's still owned by a shady priest. A hollowed-out bank devoid of money, riddled with graffiti and sporting razor-wire wrapped around the fence. The faint smell of smog, which you think has gotten even worse since the last time you'd been here.

These streets were your home once. And fuck, you forgot how much you hated it.

Behind you, Erika taps your shoulder. "Mrs. Miki-Sakura?"

"Yes, right." You take a breath. "Just taking a whiff of the place. It's even worse than I remember." You narrow your eyes. "It's perfect for someone like Rin."

"A predator?"

"Yeah." You take a step across the pavement.

Your face is that of a forty-something-old woman with bags under her eyes, auburn hair, silver eyes, a ratty t-shirt, and ill-fitting jeans.

The magi behind you are in equally nondescript disguises as you walk through the streets, your hands in your pockets as you take a huff of your cigarette.

"So where was the last place you looked?"

"The north end of the econ district. It's where the majority of Rin's meetings appear to be taking place."

"Think she's loaded?"

"Of course she's fuckin' loaded," Yuki says. His disguise is that of a lanky, scraggly young man. Honestly it's pretty much the same as himself out of disguise, but with blonde hair and thicker musculature. "The question is why she's loaded."

"Personal theory, rich family." You shrug. "Lonely upbringing, ego boosting, god complex, parents treated her like she shit gold, bing-bam-boom, job done. It's like a perfect way of making a despot."

"Are you speaking from experience?" Ume, who looks pretty much the same as always but with a shaved head, pokes her head out from behind Yuki.

"Kinda. It's a pretty common thing with magi leaders. They think they're hot shit, they get a following, then they try taking territory. And then they either get real strong, or they get real fucking dead. Sayaka and I have been trying to avoid that. But every so often there's just someone we can't save.

"It just comes with the job. And I really think Rin's gonna be the latter."

Nobody disagrees. But the idea of taking more lives is still a deeply unpleasant one.

You finally reach the economic district. The clothing gets noticeably nicer, and as it does, you pass under a concrete bridge. Erika takes a quick scan, then she nods at you. "Clear."

You snap your fingers, and without anyone noticing, everyone is now in three-piece suits and ties. You smirk. "Shit, I almost feel bad about doing this in disguise."

Finally, you reach the meeting building. It's a horrible, brutalist structure with tiny, hand-width windows that look like prison bars. The concrete in front is a clean, well-washed beige, but a quick look at the sides exposes moss and rot and cracks and decay.

It's genuinely terrible. Probably the worst you've ever seen.

It's also perfect for hiding meetings. You glance at Erika.

She nods and does a quick scan. A second later, and she speaks. "Meeting. Fifth floor. They have sentries on top of the building and inside the hallway of that floor. Entering the windows isn't possible."

"Yeah, that's what I figured." You look around. "And what about Rin?"

"She's in..." She looks around. "There!"

You follower her gaze towards a silver tower, where indeed, you see a woman in a black, wide-brim hat entering a high-rise. The automatic doors open as she strides her way inside.

[] Go after Rin. If you can manage to keep quiet, you can maybe find out more about her and her past. Or even kill her and nip this problem in the bud. (DIFFICULTY ??? You really doubt it'll actually be this easy)

[] Go after the plans. Best case scenario, you discover someone inside that you can de-program with Minako's help. (DIFFICULTY 3).

[] Keep searching. There's gotta be an easier way to get information.
 
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You shrug. "I mean...I like boba tea."

Mami's expression turns dark. "I...guess that is a kind of tea."

You narrow your eyes. "Hrm. Okaaaaaay."

"It's not my thing." She sips her tea and keeps it to her tongue. You suspect she's biting her tongue to keep from saying anything condescending.
Biting her tongue to hide that she's full of shit. :V

[X] Go after Rin. If you can manage to keep quiet, you can maybe find out more about her and her past. Or even kill her and nip this problem in the bud. (DIFFICULTY 3)

I doubt it's gonna get any easier. I think. ?
 
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Yolo

[] Go after Rin. If you can manage to keep quiet, you can maybe find out more about her and her past. Or even kill her and nip this problem in the bud. (DIFFICULTY 3)

Killing Rin sounds like fun.
 
Not difficulty 3, probably not a difficulty less than 3...

I guesstimate difficulty 5 and recommend not taking that option.

[X] Keep searching. There's gotta be an easier way to get information.
 
Difficulty above 3 is basically suicide. :V

Was hoping to eavesdrop on something personal, but let's do the other thing instead.

[X] Go after the plans. Best case scenario, you discover someone inside that you can de-program with Minako's help. (DIFFICULTY 3).
 
[X] Get the team's opinion. Do NOT make a snap decision in the middle of enemy territory.
[X] Keep searching. There's gotta be an easier way to find information.


Rin isn't part of the meeting, but I don't doubt a magi conflict will bring them over fast. Similarly, going after her would be a very dangerous and reckless idea. And from there... Maximum Paranoia doesn't even begin to cover how I feel about having Kyouko and the squad facing Rin in hostile territory.
Witching would be downright generous compared to the worst case scenario here. But I digress, I imagine what Moid has in store for us will be plenty already.

Kyouko knows the lay of the land, but what about the rest of the team? They could have contacts and knowledge we don't-- They've been reporting to us, but they've also been in the area recently and observed the situation firsthand. We haven't.
 
[X] Get the team's opinion. Do NOT make a snap decision in the middle of enemy territory.
[X] Keep searching. There's gotta be an easier way to find information.


Absolutely, positively, especially, do not go after someone with a big enough stick to be the undisputed leader of megucas capable of spawning Witches. We still don't know what Rin is like in combat, ICly or otherwise, and TBH I don't want to find out without a good chunk of Team Mitakihara. Or Homura, after having her pick an artillery base clean.
 
[X] Go after the plans. Best case scenario, you discover someone inside that you can de-program with Minako's help. (DIFFICULTY 3).
 
[X] Get the team's opinion. Do NOT make a snap decision in the middle of enemy territory.
[X] Keep searching. There's gotta be an easier way to find information.

Yeah, trying to kill Lady Rin now is like trying to force a Tsunami back out to sea by yourself. It will not work and will guarantee your demise.
 
[X] Go after the plans. Best case scenario, you discover someone inside that you can de-program with Minako's help. (DIFFICULTY 3).

Let's see who we meet.
 
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