For those who don't know this is a rewrite of this.
DxD: The Game was the second fanfiction I...
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DxD: The Game Enhanced Edition [HighSchool DxD/The Gamer]
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JoshieWoshie
Mister Doge
For those who don't know this is a rewrite of this.
DxD: The Game was the second fanfiction I had ever written and I believe the quality could speak for itself. (Read the version on FF.net if you don't believe me) Soon, RL set in I was content to let it die, fondly remembered but never continued or re-attempted... until now.
Now, it's been two years, and I'm going to give this piece of work another shot!
I hope you enjoy, and that you have as much fun reading it as I have writing it!
Index
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
DxD: The Game was the second fanfiction I had ever written and I believe the quality could speak for itself. (Read the version on FF.net if you don't believe me) Soon, RL set in I was content to let it die, fondly remembered but never continued or re-attempted... until now.
Now, it's been two years, and I'm going to give this piece of work another shot!
I hope you enjoy, and that you have as much fun reading it as I have writing it!
Index
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
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Chapter 1
JoshieWoshie
Mister Doge
Chapter 1
It had been a rather nice day all things considered. I mean sure, I woke up three hours earlier than I have ever found necessary to get to a date… But she was hot, like put your dick in a wheelchair hot. Those boobs, just, wow…. And it was a first date, can't blame a guy for being anxious right?
And it went well, or at least I think it did. She was happy, looked happy. I did everything that expensive magazine said I should do on a date at least, and I think I did it well. She said she had a lot of fun right? Lies, all lies. How many you wonder, have fallen for her only to die. Only to end up like you?
And it was even set up for a romantic finish! I mean, come on, taking me to a secluded spot complete with a fountain and a great view to watch the sun set? Score one Cutie for Issei! Hah, you wish.
At least, that how I thought it was going to go down… it never goes the way I want it to… Instead, she transformed into an older hotter version of herself, with wings, and I took a spear in the gut.
A spear which if I am not wrong, appeared from thin air and was formed from motes of light. Which she proceeded to thrust into my stomach, repeatedly. And now my day was not-so-nice.
Why Yuuma? It hurts… why? Why damn you, why? Answer me!
"I'm so sorry Issei," no you're not. "But you're a threat to us… and you have something I want. Your Sacred Gear… not that it matters now Issei. " She drawled, dragging out my name like nails scraping vigorously across a chalkboard. Her face once fair and beautiful now twisted with a sneer of disgust and sadistic pleasure.
What the hell is a Sacred Gear? And yes, I could hear the damn Capitalisation.
"Now, as fun as it is to kick a boy when he is down, business calls." She said, as she proceeded give my charred, hole-filled belly a kick as she walked off to… is that a glowing purple circle with weird symbols levitating off her hand?
... She did conjure a spear from nothing but motes of light. Magical circles that look like they belong in an anime would fit right in with this carnival of crazy… I'm honestly surprised at how well I'm taking all of this, have I just lost too much blood to give a damn? Even with the near mind-numbing pain?
"Hey, get your ass here, we need to grab him and bring him back to base-" Her back is turned, too busy speaking into the circle thingy. They're going to take me somewhere, and this is my only chance to leave… if I can even move.
What can I move? Legs, unresponsive. Stomach and core muscles are totalled. It occurred to me that the only reason I was still alive, conscious and suffering from immense pain was because the holes in my body had been cauterised by the spear. The smell of burnt human flesh was horrendous. An attempt at sitting up brought a sharp spike of pain that I suppressed with a grit of my teeth.
Okay, arms... barely working…. Fat load of good that will do me, what the hell am I supposed to do? Drag myself out of here?
Damn it. No way out. You don't deserve one.
Damn it. No hope for you. You don't deserve hope.
Damn it. No life, only death awaits.
Damn you. I wish. I wish- a wish? Wish…. Wish upon a flyer… the Flyer… Your wishes never come true, why would this flyer work? Because I refuse to give up, even if it is foolish, even if it is stupid, unsightly, useless… I will not go quietly.
I have not yet experienced enough Oppai in my life to even consider dying.
One herculean effort later, and the flyer was in my hand, stained with my blood. I wished… I wish… What do you really want?
"Please, I don't want to die…. Please… someone… anyone…. Help me…"
The words left my mouth, whispers fading into the breeze…. And the flyer surged with power. Arcane symbols coming to life in glorious red glow. The sheer power sent a surge of cold clarity through my mind.
"You! What have you done?!" Yuuma screeched, panic and even fear dancing across her twisted features. Her hands twitching, motes of light gathering. Ready to strike.
What have I done indeed?
The waves of power came to a crescendo as from a surge of power and arcane symbols dancing in the evening light, came forth the most beautiful girl I had ever laid eyes upon.
Rias Gremory. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen, in my school… and in all the porn I've watched with Matsuda and Motohama. Not that my own limited perspective could take away from her looks.
I let out a short raspy laugh, coughing out specks of blood. If I had known I could summon Gremory-sempai of all people, I would have gotten hold of a flyer ages ago.
"Tch, Gremory bitch!" Yuuma was already moving, taking to flight and flinging a spear at Gremory-sempai.
Despite my condition, I could still roughly shout a warning, unnecessary as a white blur rushed from a nearby treeline and knocked the spear off course right in front of Gremory-sempai.
"Bad birdy." Koneko-chan?
Yes, Koneko Toujou, yet another rather distinctive girl from my High School. She was cute (she preened, slightly), short (she stiffened), flat-chested (She twitched.), small (she clenched a fist), little- She threw am ice cream stick at me. Yes, an ice cream stick, and it somehow had enough force to knock my head backwards.
Ow.
"No insulting your saviours, pervert." She delivered, nearly monotone yet I could feel the threat.
Well sorry then.
"But I suppose I could forgive you, you thought I was cute after all." She said, once again in complete monotone. With only the slightest impression of amusement.
Gremory-sempai only shook her head with what I felt was an almost motherly amusement. "Koneko, you can tease Hyoudou-kun later." She lightly admonished the smaller girl, but there was no real heat to her words.
"Because right now we have a crow to chase off." Oh damn she looks terrifying.
Upon black wings they glide, two dropping from the sky to flank Yuuma. Black wings unfurled, spears of light in hand, Murder in their eyes. The two, whom I will deem Fedora Douche (he wore a stupid fedora) and Dominatrix Tits (she somehow managed to shove her 100+ Cm bust into a tight leather outfit) were probably who Yuuma was talking to in that weird circle thingy.
"I see you brought friends, crow. What are you doing in my territory and what are you trying to do to the inhabitants of this town?"
My vision began to fade, sound began to blur, all faded to black.
….
….
….
*PAIN*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH GOD IT HURTS! ITHURTSITHURTSITHURTS.
"Koneko hold him steady!" RIAS MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP.
I felt strong arms push my body down and hold me in place.
"Rias, I can't save him. He is too far gone, his wounds are too large and he is not responding well to the magic." A new voice, refined, serious. Your tears flow freely as pain wracks your body.
"Keep trying Akeno! Just…. Damn it keep trying!"
A long pause, you spend it alternating between whimpering and screaming as a green light washes over you.
"Hyou- Issei. Look I can save you but there is a catch."
I answered her with a groan. Make the pain stop.
"Issei, if I save you will no longer be human. You will become a devil…. And you will have to serve me for the rest of your life…" I let out a scream of pain, not as loud as the last. I was weakening. Keep fighting damn you. "Issei I understand that this isn't the best state you could be in to make a decision, but… I won't mince words, you're dying. We've been trying to heal you for hours and you aren't getting any better…. Becoming a devil, becoming one of us is the only way for you to live."
I let out a sob of pain. Devil?
Despite all the pain, her gentle smile brought me relief, no matter how small.
"Yes Issei, we are devils. All of us…" Here, her smile grew more fragile. I will never break that smile, I swear. "I know what humans think about us…. And I understand if- if you don't want to become one of us… just…"
Her eyes glistened with tears. Her smile grew ever more brittle.
"Just… let us make it quick… I don't- I don't want to see you in anymore pain."
Despite myself, I still found the strength to answer.
If all Devils are as beautiful as you, then maybe joining you guys won't be so bad right?
I'm going to die anyway, might as well go out flirting.
She gave a small giggle, despite herself. "Let me go get the piecies okay? Akeno-"
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The pain reached a new high, and I screamed. Screamed and screamed and screamed.
"One Pawn isn't enough?! Damn it Akeno, stabilise him!"
Have to hold on. Damn it. Have to hold on. Damn it. Have to hold on. Have… to… hold…
Issei died.
And Issei dreamed. Visions of red glass panes and the words upon them drifting by…
Life End
Devilisation: 0%
10%
35%
78%
100%
Devilisation complete.
Resources Allocated: 8 x Pawn
Physical Reconstruction: 10%
35%
67%
98%
100%
Physical Reconstruction Complete
Spiritual Reconstruction: 14%
45%
72%
100%
Spiritual Reconstruction Complete
Welcome former non-devil sentient being, you have shed the trappings of your former race and have now been reincarnated as a devil.
But first, a brief history of the evil piece system used to reincarnate non-devils into devils.
After the Great War, the race of Devilkind had lost many of their forces and since natural reproduction was incapable of replenishing their numbers, the evil piece system was created to allow for other races to be reincarnated as devils for the purpose of bolstering our numbers.
Unlike other devils however, you have the pleasure of being the firstguinea pig user of the evil piece's Game Based Statistical Distribution, Personal Growth, Dimensional Hammerspace and Vitality Regulation interface.
Your body has been restructured to enable usage of the GBSDPGDHVR (henceforth dubbed the Gamer) interface. Your previous body has been scanned and the statistical data has been imported into your new body. (Assume 5 to be the Average Baseline Human with little to no training) Your imported stats are:
Strength: 5
Dexterity: 5
Constitution: 8
Intelligence: 15
Wisdom: 2
Luck: 20
As a reincarnated devil you are stronger than most humans. You were revived with 8 Pawn pieces, as such you gain a bonus to your stats for each pawn piece used. However, only 1 pawn piece has been set to active. As such you gain:
Strength: 5
Dexterity: 5
Constitution: 5
Intelligence: 2
Attempting Automatic override of Default Evil Piece settings.
Override: 3%
9%
18%
27%
34%
ERROR
Complete override failed, only 2 additional pawn pieces have been unlocked
Stat Bonus:
Strength: 15
Dexterity: 15
Constitution: 15
Intelligence: 6
Current stats:
Strength: 20
Dexterity: 20
Constitution: 23
Intelligence: 21
Wisdom: 2
Luck: 20
Onto an explanation of what the stats govern.
Strength: Physical strength (How hard you hit, how much you can lift etc etc)
Dexterity: Agility and Speed(How fast you can run, how well you dodge etc etc)
Constitution: Stamina and Toughness(Pain tolerance, HP, Physical endurance etc)
Intelligence: Logic and Memory( The power of your mind and spirit. Mp and magic are governed here)
Wisdom: Social intelligence and spiritual attunement(Magical control, Persuasion)
Luck: Luck affects every little thing!
You have been given 5 free points to be allocate amongst your Stats once you awaken. 5 Points are given every time you level up. You can level up by gaining EXP, which is gained by defeating enemies and completing quests.
Commencing scan for sacred gears.
10%
47%
100%
Sacred Gear detected
Name: Boosted Gear
Location: Left Arm
Type: Longinus, Dragon
Current Form: Boosted Gear (Initial form: Twice Critical)
Warning: Sentient being detected within Sacred Gear. Establishing Comm-Link.
Establishing Comm-Link: 6%
48%
76%
100%
Comm-Link Established.
Alright, nearly done. Lastly there are several basic voice commands that are necessary for you to learn in order to use the Gamer interface.
'Help' : Brings out the help menu in case you need to review the commands.
'Inventory': Calls out your very own personal hammerspace providing you with access to infinite storage space that breaks the laws of physics.
'Status': Calls out a window showing your current stats and all your information.
'Skills': Calls out a window displaying all your learned skills.
And we are done, here is your final status sheet:
Name: Hyoudou Issei
Level: 1
Exp: 0.00%
Age:17
HP: 330/330
Mp: 150/150
Strength: 20
Dexterity: 20
Constitution: 23
Intelligence: 21
Wisdom: 2
Luck: 20
Points: 5
Sacred Gear: Boosted Gear (Initial form: Twice Critical)
Now, isn't time you woke up?
"O-ii ch-n wa-e up!"
Game Start
It had been a rather nice day all things considered. I mean sure, I woke up three hours earlier than I have ever found necessary to get to a date… But she was hot, like put your dick in a wheelchair hot. Those boobs, just, wow…. And it was a first date, can't blame a guy for being anxious right?
And it went well, or at least I think it did. She was happy, looked happy. I did everything that expensive magazine said I should do on a date at least, and I think I did it well. She said she had a lot of fun right? Lies, all lies. How many you wonder, have fallen for her only to die. Only to end up like you?
And it was even set up for a romantic finish! I mean, come on, taking me to a secluded spot complete with a fountain and a great view to watch the sun set? Score one Cutie for Issei! Hah, you wish.
At least, that how I thought it was going to go down… it never goes the way I want it to… Instead, she transformed into an older hotter version of herself, with wings, and I took a spear in the gut.
A spear which if I am not wrong, appeared from thin air and was formed from motes of light. Which she proceeded to thrust into my stomach, repeatedly. And now my day was not-so-nice.
Why Yuuma? It hurts… why? Why damn you, why? Answer me!
"I'm so sorry Issei," no you're not. "But you're a threat to us… and you have something I want. Your Sacred Gear… not that it matters now Issei. " She drawled, dragging out my name like nails scraping vigorously across a chalkboard. Her face once fair and beautiful now twisted with a sneer of disgust and sadistic pleasure.
What the hell is a Sacred Gear? And yes, I could hear the damn Capitalisation.
"Now, as fun as it is to kick a boy when he is down, business calls." She said, as she proceeded give my charred, hole-filled belly a kick as she walked off to… is that a glowing purple circle with weird symbols levitating off her hand?
... She did conjure a spear from nothing but motes of light. Magical circles that look like they belong in an anime would fit right in with this carnival of crazy… I'm honestly surprised at how well I'm taking all of this, have I just lost too much blood to give a damn? Even with the near mind-numbing pain?
"Hey, get your ass here, we need to grab him and bring him back to base-" Her back is turned, too busy speaking into the circle thingy. They're going to take me somewhere, and this is my only chance to leave… if I can even move.
What can I move? Legs, unresponsive. Stomach and core muscles are totalled. It occurred to me that the only reason I was still alive, conscious and suffering from immense pain was because the holes in my body had been cauterised by the spear. The smell of burnt human flesh was horrendous. An attempt at sitting up brought a sharp spike of pain that I suppressed with a grit of my teeth.
Okay, arms... barely working…. Fat load of good that will do me, what the hell am I supposed to do? Drag myself out of here?
Damn it. No way out. You don't deserve one.
Damn it. No hope for you. You don't deserve hope.
Damn it. No life, only death awaits.
Damn you. I wish. I wish- a wish? Wish…. Wish upon a flyer… the Flyer… Your wishes never come true, why would this flyer work? Because I refuse to give up, even if it is foolish, even if it is stupid, unsightly, useless… I will not go quietly.
I have not yet experienced enough Oppai in my life to even consider dying.
One herculean effort later, and the flyer was in my hand, stained with my blood. I wished… I wish… What do you really want?
"Please, I don't want to die…. Please… someone… anyone…. Help me…"
The words left my mouth, whispers fading into the breeze…. And the flyer surged with power. Arcane symbols coming to life in glorious red glow. The sheer power sent a surge of cold clarity through my mind.
"You! What have you done?!" Yuuma screeched, panic and even fear dancing across her twisted features. Her hands twitching, motes of light gathering. Ready to strike.
What have I done indeed?
The waves of power came to a crescendo as from a surge of power and arcane symbols dancing in the evening light, came forth the most beautiful girl I had ever laid eyes upon.
Rias Gremory. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen, in my school… and in all the porn I've watched with Matsuda and Motohama. Not that my own limited perspective could take away from her looks.
I let out a short raspy laugh, coughing out specks of blood. If I had known I could summon Gremory-sempai of all people, I would have gotten hold of a flyer ages ago.
"Tch, Gremory bitch!" Yuuma was already moving, taking to flight and flinging a spear at Gremory-sempai.
Despite my condition, I could still roughly shout a warning, unnecessary as a white blur rushed from a nearby treeline and knocked the spear off course right in front of Gremory-sempai.
"Bad birdy." Koneko-chan?
Yes, Koneko Toujou, yet another rather distinctive girl from my High School. She was cute (she preened, slightly), short (she stiffened), flat-chested (She twitched.), small (she clenched a fist), little- She threw am ice cream stick at me. Yes, an ice cream stick, and it somehow had enough force to knock my head backwards.
Ow.
"No insulting your saviours, pervert." She delivered, nearly monotone yet I could feel the threat.
Well sorry then.
"But I suppose I could forgive you, you thought I was cute after all." She said, once again in complete monotone. With only the slightest impression of amusement.
Gremory-sempai only shook her head with what I felt was an almost motherly amusement. "Koneko, you can tease Hyoudou-kun later." She lightly admonished the smaller girl, but there was no real heat to her words.
"Because right now we have a crow to chase off." Oh damn she looks terrifying.
Upon black wings they glide, two dropping from the sky to flank Yuuma. Black wings unfurled, spears of light in hand, Murder in their eyes. The two, whom I will deem Fedora Douche (he wore a stupid fedora) and Dominatrix Tits (she somehow managed to shove her 100+ Cm bust into a tight leather outfit) were probably who Yuuma was talking to in that weird circle thingy.
"I see you brought friends, crow. What are you doing in my territory and what are you trying to do to the inhabitants of this town?"
My vision began to fade, sound began to blur, all faded to black.
….
….
….
*PAIN*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH GOD IT HURTS! ITHURTSITHURTSITHURTS.
"Koneko hold him steady!" RIAS MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP.
I felt strong arms push my body down and hold me in place.
"Rias, I can't save him. He is too far gone, his wounds are too large and he is not responding well to the magic." A new voice, refined, serious. Your tears flow freely as pain wracks your body.
"Keep trying Akeno! Just…. Damn it keep trying!"
A long pause, you spend it alternating between whimpering and screaming as a green light washes over you.
"Hyou- Issei. Look I can save you but there is a catch."
I answered her with a groan. Make the pain stop.
"Issei, if I save you will no longer be human. You will become a devil…. And you will have to serve me for the rest of your life…" I let out a scream of pain, not as loud as the last. I was weakening. Keep fighting damn you. "Issei I understand that this isn't the best state you could be in to make a decision, but… I won't mince words, you're dying. We've been trying to heal you for hours and you aren't getting any better…. Becoming a devil, becoming one of us is the only way for you to live."
I let out a sob of pain. Devil?
Despite all the pain, her gentle smile brought me relief, no matter how small.
"Yes Issei, we are devils. All of us…" Here, her smile grew more fragile. I will never break that smile, I swear. "I know what humans think about us…. And I understand if- if you don't want to become one of us… just…"
Her eyes glistened with tears. Her smile grew ever more brittle.
"Just… let us make it quick… I don't- I don't want to see you in anymore pain."
Despite myself, I still found the strength to answer.
If all Devils are as beautiful as you, then maybe joining you guys won't be so bad right?
I'm going to die anyway, might as well go out flirting.
She gave a small giggle, despite herself. "Let me go get the piecies okay? Akeno-"
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The pain reached a new high, and I screamed. Screamed and screamed and screamed.
"One Pawn isn't enough?! Damn it Akeno, stabilise him!"
Have to hold on. Damn it. Have to hold on. Damn it. Have to hold on. Have… to… hold…
Issei died.
And Issei dreamed. Visions of red glass panes and the words upon them drifting by…
Life End
Devilisation: 0%
10%
35%
78%
100%
Devilisation complete.
Resources Allocated: 8 x Pawn
Physical Reconstruction: 10%
35%
67%
98%
100%
Physical Reconstruction Complete
Spiritual Reconstruction: 14%
45%
72%
100%
Spiritual Reconstruction Complete
Welcome former non-devil sentient being, you have shed the trappings of your former race and have now been reincarnated as a devil.
But first, a brief history of the evil piece system used to reincarnate non-devils into devils.
After the Great War, the race of Devilkind had lost many of their forces and since natural reproduction was incapable of replenishing their numbers, the evil piece system was created to allow for other races to be reincarnated as devils for the purpose of bolstering our numbers.
Unlike other devils however, you have the pleasure of being the first
Your body has been restructured to enable usage of the GBSDPGDHVR (henceforth dubbed the Gamer) interface. Your previous body has been scanned and the statistical data has been imported into your new body. (Assume 5 to be the Average Baseline Human with little to no training) Your imported stats are:
Strength: 5
Dexterity: 5
Constitution: 8
Intelligence: 15
Wisdom: 2
Luck: 20
As a reincarnated devil you are stronger than most humans. You were revived with 8 Pawn pieces, as such you gain a bonus to your stats for each pawn piece used. However, only 1 pawn piece has been set to active. As such you gain:
Strength: 5
Dexterity: 5
Constitution: 5
Intelligence: 2
Attempting Automatic override of Default Evil Piece settings.
Override: 3%
9%
18%
27%
34%
ERROR
Complete override failed, only 2 additional pawn pieces have been unlocked
Stat Bonus:
Strength: 15
Dexterity: 15
Constitution: 15
Intelligence: 6
Current stats:
Strength: 20
Dexterity: 20
Constitution: 23
Intelligence: 21
Wisdom: 2
Luck: 20
Onto an explanation of what the stats govern.
Strength: Physical strength (How hard you hit, how much you can lift etc etc)
Dexterity: Agility and Speed(How fast you can run, how well you dodge etc etc)
Constitution: Stamina and Toughness(Pain tolerance, HP, Physical endurance etc)
Intelligence: Logic and Memory( The power of your mind and spirit. Mp and magic are governed here)
Wisdom: Social intelligence and spiritual attunement(Magical control, Persuasion)
Luck: Luck affects every little thing!
You have been given 5 free points to be allocate amongst your Stats once you awaken. 5 Points are given every time you level up. You can level up by gaining EXP, which is gained by defeating enemies and completing quests.
Commencing scan for sacred gears.
10%
47%
100%
Sacred Gear detected
Name: Boosted Gear
Location: Left Arm
Type: Longinus, Dragon
Current Form: Boosted Gear (Initial form: Twice Critical)
Warning: Sentient being detected within Sacred Gear. Establishing Comm-Link.
Establishing Comm-Link: 6%
48%
76%
100%
Comm-Link Established.
Alright, nearly done. Lastly there are several basic voice commands that are necessary for you to learn in order to use the Gamer interface.
'Help' : Brings out the help menu in case you need to review the commands.
'Inventory': Calls out your very own personal hammerspace providing you with access to infinite storage space that breaks the laws of physics.
'Status': Calls out a window showing your current stats and all your information.
'Skills': Calls out a window displaying all your learned skills.
And we are done, here is your final status sheet:
Name: Hyoudou Issei
Level: 1
Exp: 0.00%
Age:17
HP: 330/330
Mp: 150/150
Strength: 20
Dexterity: 20
Constitution: 23
Intelligence: 21
Wisdom: 2
Luck: 20
Points: 5
Sacred Gear: Boosted Gear (Initial form: Twice Critical)
Now, isn't time you woke up?
"O-ii ch-n wa-e up!"
Game Start
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Chapter 2
JoshieWoshie
Mister Doge
Chapter 2
[Game Start]
*Beep**Beep**Beep*
"Onii-chan Wake Up! Onii-chan Wake Up! Onii-chan Wake up!"
*BEEP**BEEP**BEEP*
"I-If you don't wake up… I-I'm going to have to k-kiss yo-"
*Thunk!* *Crshhhh!*
My fist came crashing down upon the cheap plastic of the alarm clock, and I felt it shatter and break. As cute as little sisters are, it was way too early in the morning for this shit…. Wait a second.
Reluctantly, I tore the oh so soft duvet off my cold, sleep deprived body and turned my attention to my alarm clock, or rather, what was left of it.
It was a wreck, most of the circuitry demolished and the plastic cover bent in some places and broken in others. I prodded it with a finger, setting off some part of the circuitry and prompting the still intact speakers of the electronic carcass to play its one final death rattle.
"OWnii-CHWUAAAN WaYkE Uhhppp Orrree Iyam gowingu tyo kwissss youuu…"
I shuddered, the moans of the machine playing a twisted caricature of a little sister's earnest plea will now haunt me for the rest of my life... I'm going to stay away from the Imouto fetish for a while.
I shook my head to clear it of the Moans of the Machine, enough of that, how the hell did I bust my Alarm clock on purpose? Since when was I ever that strong? I mean, yeah I could go on for a little longer during the PE runs compared to most of my classmates, but I could admit that maybe I was a bit on the scrawny side of average.
So how did I-
And then it hit me all at once. Images rushing into the forefront of my mind, washing away the blur of sleep in a surge of cold clarity. I saw Yuuma's sneer, her spear of light ripping into my flesh, the smell of burnt human flesh wafting into my nose. I cringed at the sight, the scent, almost curled into myself. But then I saw Gremory-Sempai, her brilliant crimson hair fluttering in the wind as she saved me… how she held back tears as she did all she could… only to watch me die…
A dream. Yes, a dream. That's all it was. It can't have been real. I mean I'm alive right? I died at the end, but now I'm sitting up in my bed staring at the remains of my alarm clock. It couldn't have been real. I'm sure Yuuma-chan wouldn't… wouldn't…. I'M ALIVE DAMN IT! I SEE, I BREATHE, I-I FEEL! I-I THINK!
It was a dream. I WAS JUST A DREAM DAMN IT! People can't form spears from nothing! People can't fly on wings! People can't appear from magical flyers! D-Devils don't exist! And… And…. What came afterward…. I mean come on, the Gamer interface? That was completely ripped from the Webcomic! Hell, I've read the damn thing! In English!
It was a dream, I imagined all of that, it was a dream, I imagined all of that, I mean it couldn't possibly be-
You have slept in a bed! HP and MP restored!
Oh…Oh no.
It was real. Everything... was real.
Oh no.
I stared. I just stared. Hoping that maybe, maybe it as just something I imagined.
"Issei! Wake up! You have school today!" That was my mother, shouting from downstairs. And it was still there.
"I'm up, Mom!" Slowly, finger outstretched, I poked the Red pane. My finger met some resistance, like tapping the surface of a body of water. And then it was gone. Dismissed.
Fuck.
Okay, maybe just maybe. Everything was real. Taking a deep breath I called up the Status menu. And with a 'blip' in the fabric of reality, a new red pane came to life. And on it, was me… or rather me reduced to numerical statistics. And I had five stat points to spend, just like it said. Joy.
Right, now, I have to test it, and to test it means to spend the points on something, but what? I looked at my most abysmally low stat, Wisdom, and brought it up to the slightly above average of seven. Other than the fact that it being so abysmally low was just shameful, maybe being wiser would help me right now.
…I didn't feel any different. Not really, but for some reason, I'm now starting to wonder why I ever bought that alarm clock, or why in the past I decided to spend an entire lunch period loudly discussing the finer points of eroge enjoyment in front of an audience of teenaged girls…. Oh damn, it's working isn't it?
Oh shit it's not stopping, and now I have a backlog of years of self-recrimination and cringing to get through… Why? Why does it all make so much sense now!? Of course girls feel uncomfortable when you discuss your favourite sexual fetish and latest pornographic purchase in great detail!
Why did I do that!? WHY!?
Wisdom isn't helping at all! It's just making me feel bad about stuff I've done in the past! It- it's just a massive, giant guilt trip!
"ISSEI HURRY UP YOU"RE GOING TO BE LATE!" That was my mother, and boy does she sound angry.
New Quest!
Get to School on time! You have half an hour to make it to school or you will be Punished! Unless you want to be Punished by the stern females of the Student Council, you masochistic pervert you.
Success: 100 EXP
Failure: 1000 EXP, Decreased relationship with the Student Council, Punishment.
Accept:Y/N
Oh damn, it's starting. The quests have begun. What's next, fighting off giant rats?
"ISSEI! GET DOWN HERE!"
"Coming Mom!" I accepted the quest, and rushed to the morning rituals. I do not want Punishment, no matter how cute the Student Council President is.
I only hope I make it on time.
[Save Game]
[Game Start]
*Beep**Beep**Beep*
"Onii-chan Wake Up! Onii-chan Wake Up! Onii-chan Wake up!"
*BEEP**BEEP**BEEP*
"I-If you don't wake up… I-I'm going to have to k-kiss yo-"
*Thunk!* *Crshhhh!*
My fist came crashing down upon the cheap plastic of the alarm clock, and I felt it shatter and break. As cute as little sisters are, it was way too early in the morning for this shit…. Wait a second.
Reluctantly, I tore the oh so soft duvet off my cold, sleep deprived body and turned my attention to my alarm clock, or rather, what was left of it.
It was a wreck, most of the circuitry demolished and the plastic cover bent in some places and broken in others. I prodded it with a finger, setting off some part of the circuitry and prompting the still intact speakers of the electronic carcass to play its one final death rattle.
"OWnii-CHWUAAAN WaYkE Uhhppp Orrree Iyam gowingu tyo kwissss youuu…"
I shuddered, the moans of the machine playing a twisted caricature of a little sister's earnest plea will now haunt me for the rest of my life... I'm going to stay away from the Imouto fetish for a while.
I shook my head to clear it of the Moans of the Machine, enough of that, how the hell did I bust my Alarm clock on purpose? Since when was I ever that strong? I mean, yeah I could go on for a little longer during the PE runs compared to most of my classmates, but I could admit that maybe I was a bit on the scrawny side of average.
So how did I-
And then it hit me all at once. Images rushing into the forefront of my mind, washing away the blur of sleep in a surge of cold clarity. I saw Yuuma's sneer, her spear of light ripping into my flesh, the smell of burnt human flesh wafting into my nose. I cringed at the sight, the scent, almost curled into myself. But then I saw Gremory-Sempai, her brilliant crimson hair fluttering in the wind as she saved me… how she held back tears as she did all she could… only to watch me die…
A dream. Yes, a dream. That's all it was. It can't have been real. I mean I'm alive right? I died at the end, but now I'm sitting up in my bed staring at the remains of my alarm clock. It couldn't have been real. I'm sure Yuuma-chan wouldn't… wouldn't…. I'M ALIVE DAMN IT! I SEE, I BREATHE, I-I FEEL! I-I THINK!
It was a dream. I WAS JUST A DREAM DAMN IT! People can't form spears from nothing! People can't fly on wings! People can't appear from magical flyers! D-Devils don't exist! And… And…. What came afterward…. I mean come on, the Gamer interface? That was completely ripped from the Webcomic! Hell, I've read the damn thing! In English!
It was a dream, I imagined all of that, it was a dream, I imagined all of that, I mean it couldn't possibly be-
You have slept in a bed! HP and MP restored!
Oh…Oh no.
It was real. Everything... was real.
Oh no.
I stared. I just stared. Hoping that maybe, maybe it as just something I imagined.
"Issei! Wake up! You have school today!" That was my mother, shouting from downstairs. And it was still there.
"I'm up, Mom!" Slowly, finger outstretched, I poked the Red pane. My finger met some resistance, like tapping the surface of a body of water. And then it was gone. Dismissed.
Fuck.
Okay, maybe just maybe. Everything was real. Taking a deep breath I called up the Status menu. And with a 'blip' in the fabric of reality, a new red pane came to life. And on it, was me… or rather me reduced to numerical statistics. And I had five stat points to spend, just like it said. Joy.
Right, now, I have to test it, and to test it means to spend the points on something, but what? I looked at my most abysmally low stat, Wisdom, and brought it up to the slightly above average of seven. Other than the fact that it being so abysmally low was just shameful, maybe being wiser would help me right now.
…I didn't feel any different. Not really, but for some reason, I'm now starting to wonder why I ever bought that alarm clock, or why in the past I decided to spend an entire lunch period loudly discussing the finer points of eroge enjoyment in front of an audience of teenaged girls…. Oh damn, it's working isn't it?
Oh shit it's not stopping, and now I have a backlog of years of self-recrimination and cringing to get through… Why? Why does it all make so much sense now!? Of course girls feel uncomfortable when you discuss your favourite sexual fetish and latest pornographic purchase in great detail!
Why did I do that!? WHY!?
Wisdom isn't helping at all! It's just making me feel bad about stuff I've done in the past! It- it's just a massive, giant guilt trip!
"ISSEI HURRY UP YOU"RE GOING TO BE LATE!" That was my mother, and boy does she sound angry.
New Quest!
Get to School on time! You have half an hour to make it to school or you will be Punished! Unless you want to be Punished by the stern females of the Student Council, you masochistic pervert you.
Success: 100 EXP
Failure: 1000 EXP, Decreased relationship with the Student Council, Punishment.
Accept:Y/N
Oh damn, it's starting. The quests have begun. What's next, fighting off giant rats?
"ISSEI! GET DOWN HERE!"
"Coming Mom!" I accepted the quest, and rushed to the morning rituals. I do not want Punishment, no matter how cute the Student Council President is.
I only hope I make it on time.
[Save Game]
Chapter 3
JoshieWoshie
Mister Doge
Chapter 3
[Load Game]
Come on, come on, come on, made it! I rushed past the schools gates and into the campus, eliciting a few shouts of warning from the Student Council members on duty this morning. Whatever, I made it! With a few minutes to spare!
Hah! No punishment for this pervert!
With a 'blip', a red pane appeared in front of me, informing me of the quest successfully completed. I dismissed it as I walked idly to my class, I had a few minutes to spare so I could afford to actually walk the rest of the way. Might as well spend it looking through the rest of the red panes that popped up during the run here.
Let's see; Dexterity went up a point, makes sense I guess, I spent half the journey here dodging pedestrians and obstacles. No points gained for Constitution though? Come to think of it, I nearly sprinted all the way and yet I'm not particularly winded at all. Eh, whatever.
What else; a Parkour skill from taking an obstacle filled shortcut, Sense Danger from when I nearly got ran over by a truck (I back flipped out of the way), Observe from when I found a 10000 Yen not just lying on the ground, Power Strike from tripping and accidentally hitting a tree hard enough to dislodge a particularly bad tempered cat right onto my face, Physical Resistance from said Cat's attempts to claw my face off, oh, and a point of Luck to top it all off.
How the hell did I manage to get to school on time? Maybe I really do deserve that point of Luck.
I slid open the door to my class and called out a greeting. "Mornin' guys." A few bothered to return the greeting, most of them guys. The ladies were for the most part content to ignore me, or give me cold glares. Not that I could blame them.
Maybe I should spare them from having to hear about my love for large womanly chesticles? Eh, it's not like I'm not going to stop, but I could at least be considerate about my sexual desires. Yeah, I'll do that.
I sat down in my seat, second last row, right beside the window. Heh, protagonist seat. Might as well settle down for a few moments of peace before class starts and- *blip* now my peace is shattered.
For deciding upon a wise course of action your WIS has increased by 1!
Right, I forgot about… oh, oh shit. It's starting again…. Ugh why did I- and back then I- I- I- Okay, damn it Issei hold it together! Hold it together man, no matter how much you want to cringe yourself into a ball of self-recrimination and shame, hold it together! You're in class damn it, hold it together!
Deep breaths, deep breaths. Calm Issei, calm-
For deciding upon a wise course of action your WIS has increased by 1!
AAAGGHH damn it! Another one! It's not stopping, no…. no…
"Yo Issei! Great morning isn't it?" Matsuda!
"That's right, it's a good morning, 'cause look what I got!" Motohama!
Thankfully, the two friends and fellow perverts of mine were there to break me out of my stupor, Motohama pouring an entire bag's worth of DvDs on my table…
Oh hey, isn't that the limited edition Vol. 5 of Oppai Oppai Go! With the extra 15 minutes exclusive bonus cut footage?
"That's right! I had to pay a lot of money for that! I also had to fight off the other rabid fans, but it was worth it!" Matsuda, your muscles and bald head shine through!
And that, isn't that the exclusive day one release version of Super G Cup Paradise? 'Autographed' by all the actresses?
"Yep! It was a lot of trouble, but by providing truly accurate BWH information of the actresses, I was able to obtain a copy!" Oho, Motohama, you're glasses have won the day once again!
"Ehh, they're at it again…" "Disgusting, don't look…" "Porn again… those three.."
Oh, wait, right. Damn it…. How am I going to do this, I mean, look at them, look at the pure, lustful, joy upon their faces. How am I going to tell them: No?
Okay, let's do this. Hey Matsuda, Motohama, I like the porn, I really do, but… should we really be talking about this in class?
"Eh, why not Issei?"
"Yeah, why not Issei?"
I mean, isn't kind of uncomfortable having to listen to us discuss porn? I mean, we are kind of being rather inconsiderate here. Moreover, isn't the teacher going to arrive any minute now? I mean I don't want to have sensei make a ruckus over our porn… Hey guys?
I was greeted by silence. Not just the silence of my two friends, their jaws one small step away from crashing through the floor. But as I looked around I noticed that entire class was just staring at me incredulously, all previous conversations and prior business completely forgotten.
Everyone just stared, their silence deafening.
"Oh my God he is serious." "One of the Hormone Beasts have fallen!" "Is this the end of the Perverted Trio!?" "Will we finally be free from their perversion!?" And thus the class erupted in pandemonium. I felt my right shoulder being grabbed, and I turned around to only to stare straight into Matsuda's tear strewn eyes.
"Damn it Issei, what happened to you!? Who was it? Who? Which filthy Riajuu sunk their claws into you Issei? WHO?" Woah, calm down there.
"This is very unusual of you Issei, might I inquire as to what brought about this change? Or rather, who was it that brought about this change?" Okay, you calm down as well.
Ahh, shit what do I say… Ehh, you know I've just been spending time with Yuuma-chan so…
I felt my face blacken, damn it Issei, did you really bring her up? Why the fu-
"Who is Yuuma?"
Huh? Wait a second… You know, Yuuma, the girl I got together with? I was greeted with stony silence, their faces grim. Okay, what about this; You don't remember? Yuuma, raven black hair, amethyst eyes, slightly shorter than me, nice pair of tits estimated E Cup, tight ass, smooth legs?
Grim, stony silence slowly gave way to blank ignorance and incredulity.
Oh, come on! BWH of 89-53-88 in Centimetres. YOU gave me that information!
"Issei," Motohama, placed a hand on my shoulder. "I have a few women in my mental database that match that BWH data, but there is no record of this Yuuma of yours."
What… but how-
The door slammed open, and in came our homeroom teacher. Yukari-sensei, was a total Lolita, with a petite frame only a few centimetres taller than Koneko, and dirty red hair tied in a messy bun… you would not be able to tell she was pushing 26. And with the way she dressed she wouldn't have looked out of place in any fashionable shopping district. No matter how much she drinked, smoked, and devoured ice cream by the gallon, her body simply refused to age.
"ALL RIGHT BRATS! SIDDOWN AND SHADDUP!"
Did I forget to mention her temper?
No one wanted angry red Loli on their plate this morning, so the class settled down, and home room began as per normal.
I only paid the barest of attention to her, I was more concerned with the fact that my friends somehow forgot a hot girl I introduced them to. How? How is that possible, I understand if Matsuda's muscles managed to repel the information, but Motohama? That guy has genius level memory, they tested him, how the hell could he forget her?
Unless… unless Yuuma did something to them…. Unless Yuuma fucked with My Friends.
Information. I need it. And I needed it yesterday. But who… Rias Gremory. She knows, she saved me, so she must be connected in this somehow. But how? Do I just go up to her and… no her fanclub would tear me apart and I doubt she would want to talk about something like this in the open.
But maybe… yes, from what I can recall from the rumour mill, she holds the position of the President of the Occult Research club, and Koneko Toujou is also a member of said club. The clubs meet after school, so that's when I'll pay them a visit. They hold their meetings in the Old School building, secluded from the rest of the campus and eerie enough to repel most curious students.
So that's where I'll go, and once I'm there, I'll get my answers.
For deciding upon a wise course of action your WIS has increased by 1!
Ah shit, here we go again.
[Save Game]
[Load Game]
Come on, come on, come on, made it! I rushed past the schools gates and into the campus, eliciting a few shouts of warning from the Student Council members on duty this morning. Whatever, I made it! With a few minutes to spare!
Hah! No punishment for this pervert!
With a 'blip', a red pane appeared in front of me, informing me of the quest successfully completed. I dismissed it as I walked idly to my class, I had a few minutes to spare so I could afford to actually walk the rest of the way. Might as well spend it looking through the rest of the red panes that popped up during the run here.
Let's see; Dexterity went up a point, makes sense I guess, I spent half the journey here dodging pedestrians and obstacles. No points gained for Constitution though? Come to think of it, I nearly sprinted all the way and yet I'm not particularly winded at all. Eh, whatever.
What else; a Parkour skill from taking an obstacle filled shortcut, Sense Danger from when I nearly got ran over by a truck (I back flipped out of the way), Observe from when I found a 10000 Yen not just lying on the ground, Power Strike from tripping and accidentally hitting a tree hard enough to dislodge a particularly bad tempered cat right onto my face, Physical Resistance from said Cat's attempts to claw my face off, oh, and a point of Luck to top it all off.
How the hell did I manage to get to school on time? Maybe I really do deserve that point of Luck.
I slid open the door to my class and called out a greeting. "Mornin' guys." A few bothered to return the greeting, most of them guys. The ladies were for the most part content to ignore me, or give me cold glares. Not that I could blame them.
Maybe I should spare them from having to hear about my love for large womanly chesticles? Eh, it's not like I'm not going to stop, but I could at least be considerate about my sexual desires. Yeah, I'll do that.
I sat down in my seat, second last row, right beside the window. Heh, protagonist seat. Might as well settle down for a few moments of peace before class starts and- *blip* now my peace is shattered.
For deciding upon a wise course of action your WIS has increased by 1!
Right, I forgot about… oh, oh shit. It's starting again…. Ugh why did I- and back then I- I- I- Okay, damn it Issei hold it together! Hold it together man, no matter how much you want to cringe yourself into a ball of self-recrimination and shame, hold it together! You're in class damn it, hold it together!
Deep breaths, deep breaths. Calm Issei, calm-
For deciding upon a wise course of action your WIS has increased by 1!
AAAGGHH damn it! Another one! It's not stopping, no…. no…
"Yo Issei! Great morning isn't it?" Matsuda!
"That's right, it's a good morning, 'cause look what I got!" Motohama!
Thankfully, the two friends and fellow perverts of mine were there to break me out of my stupor, Motohama pouring an entire bag's worth of DvDs on my table…
Oh hey, isn't that the limited edition Vol. 5 of Oppai Oppai Go! With the extra 15 minutes exclusive bonus cut footage?
"That's right! I had to pay a lot of money for that! I also had to fight off the other rabid fans, but it was worth it!" Matsuda, your muscles and bald head shine through!
And that, isn't that the exclusive day one release version of Super G Cup Paradise? 'Autographed' by all the actresses?
"Yep! It was a lot of trouble, but by providing truly accurate BWH information of the actresses, I was able to obtain a copy!" Oho, Motohama, you're glasses have won the day once again!
"Ehh, they're at it again…" "Disgusting, don't look…" "Porn again… those three.."
Oh, wait, right. Damn it…. How am I going to do this, I mean, look at them, look at the pure, lustful, joy upon their faces. How am I going to tell them: No?
Okay, let's do this. Hey Matsuda, Motohama, I like the porn, I really do, but… should we really be talking about this in class?
"Eh, why not Issei?"
"Yeah, why not Issei?"
I mean, isn't kind of uncomfortable having to listen to us discuss porn? I mean, we are kind of being rather inconsiderate here. Moreover, isn't the teacher going to arrive any minute now? I mean I don't want to have sensei make a ruckus over our porn… Hey guys?
I was greeted by silence. Not just the silence of my two friends, their jaws one small step away from crashing through the floor. But as I looked around I noticed that entire class was just staring at me incredulously, all previous conversations and prior business completely forgotten.
Everyone just stared, their silence deafening.
"Oh my God he is serious." "One of the Hormone Beasts have fallen!" "Is this the end of the Perverted Trio!?" "Will we finally be free from their perversion!?" And thus the class erupted in pandemonium. I felt my right shoulder being grabbed, and I turned around to only to stare straight into Matsuda's tear strewn eyes.
"Damn it Issei, what happened to you!? Who was it? Who? Which filthy Riajuu sunk their claws into you Issei? WHO?" Woah, calm down there.
"This is very unusual of you Issei, might I inquire as to what brought about this change? Or rather, who was it that brought about this change?" Okay, you calm down as well.
Ahh, shit what do I say… Ehh, you know I've just been spending time with Yuuma-chan so…
I felt my face blacken, damn it Issei, did you really bring her up? Why the fu-
"Who is Yuuma?"
Huh? Wait a second… You know, Yuuma, the girl I got together with? I was greeted with stony silence, their faces grim. Okay, what about this; You don't remember? Yuuma, raven black hair, amethyst eyes, slightly shorter than me, nice pair of tits estimated E Cup, tight ass, smooth legs?
Grim, stony silence slowly gave way to blank ignorance and incredulity.
Oh, come on! BWH of 89-53-88 in Centimetres. YOU gave me that information!
"Issei," Motohama, placed a hand on my shoulder. "I have a few women in my mental database that match that BWH data, but there is no record of this Yuuma of yours."
What… but how-
The door slammed open, and in came our homeroom teacher. Yukari-sensei, was a total Lolita, with a petite frame only a few centimetres taller than Koneko, and dirty red hair tied in a messy bun… you would not be able to tell she was pushing 26. And with the way she dressed she wouldn't have looked out of place in any fashionable shopping district. No matter how much she drinked, smoked, and devoured ice cream by the gallon, her body simply refused to age.
"ALL RIGHT BRATS! SIDDOWN AND SHADDUP!"
Did I forget to mention her temper?
No one wanted angry red Loli on their plate this morning, so the class settled down, and home room began as per normal.
I only paid the barest of attention to her, I was more concerned with the fact that my friends somehow forgot a hot girl I introduced them to. How? How is that possible, I understand if Matsuda's muscles managed to repel the information, but Motohama? That guy has genius level memory, they tested him, how the hell could he forget her?
Unless… unless Yuuma did something to them…. Unless Yuuma fucked with My Friends.
Information. I need it. And I needed it yesterday. But who… Rias Gremory. She knows, she saved me, so she must be connected in this somehow. But how? Do I just go up to her and… no her fanclub would tear me apart and I doubt she would want to talk about something like this in the open.
But maybe… yes, from what I can recall from the rumour mill, she holds the position of the President of the Occult Research club, and Koneko Toujou is also a member of said club. The clubs meet after school, so that's when I'll pay them a visit. They hold their meetings in the Old School building, secluded from the rest of the campus and eerie enough to repel most curious students.
So that's where I'll go, and once I'm there, I'll get my answers.
For deciding upon a wise course of action your WIS has increased by 1!
Ah shit, here we go again.
[Save Game]
JoshieWoshie
Mister Doge
That's the joke.
- Location
- Somewhere on the flat earth
We are all dreams!
Happy to see this back. It has certainly improved.
Dragonskyt
Ashen one, hearest thou my voice, still?
- Location
- Kiln of the First Flame
I always like Gamer crossovers.
And I always like it when Issei retains his sense of humor in fanfics.
I see no problem here, non at all.
Can it be assumed that due to the low amount of Wisdom he has at the moment, even the smallest amount of 'wise' choices will increase his stat?
And I always like it when Issei retains his sense of humor in fanfics.
I see no problem here, non at all.
Can it be assumed that due to the low amount of Wisdom he has at the moment, even the smallest amount of 'wise' choices will increase his stat?
JoshieWoshie
Mister Doge
It will slow down as he gets better.
Let's see here...
Also, usually Being The Gamer is a kind of big deal, but here it's just a new GUI for the Evil Piece benefits?
Anyway, there's not much plot yet but your jokes are doing well so far.
Er... I think I missed something there on how wisdom went from 2 to 6 while The Gamer was initializing.
Also, usually Being The Gamer is a kind of big deal, but here it's just a new GUI for the Evil Piece benefits?
Given the setting, does that mean she's not human or otherwise supernatural? I don't remember any teachers in DxD being inhuman, maybe an OC/AU?
You didn't put that in quotes, but other characters reacted as if he spoke aloud. It makes me wonder if any of his previous unquoted thoughts were spoken aloud...
not -> note, plus, that's a hell of a lot of money to just find on the ground. Isn't that roughly the equivalent of a 100 dollar bill?
Anyway, there's not much plot yet but your jokes are doing well so far.
JoshieWoshie
Mister Doge
Yeah, kinda dropped the ball on the Wisdom. And no, it's not just a GUI for the evil piece. It's more, so much more.
Eh, will probably change it into normal spoken dailogue. Was trying to do the Kyon thing.
Malbutorius
C'est le bien qui fait mal
I'm assuming it's disguising itself as something else to mislead him right? Making him not want to ask questions about "Basic" things when it's already teaching him? Since if it didn't involve the Evil Piece system he probably would have asked someone about it, thus revealing it.
In the original Gamer fic it came from Gaia, the closest thing that setting had to a proper God. Meaning it's very likely that DxD's God is involved in this somehow, but IIRC he died in this setting. Then again, who knows if death would be a major obstacle for him? Lack of calcs and all that.
InfiniteDaze
Too lazy to leave the house
- Location
- I wish I could stay
That wisdom stat is going to be a running joke, isn't it?
JoshieWoshie
Mister Doge
Meh, it'll die down as he gets better.
InfiniteDaze
Too lazy to leave the house
- Location
- I wish I could stay
And suddenly, trauma.
I liked the Kyon thing!
Dragonskyt
Ashen one, hearest thou my voice, still?
- Location
- Kiln of the First Flame
Same, it took me a moment to understand what was happening, but I can't say I dislike it.
I don't think you did it as well as it could have been done but it reminded me of sage of eyes quests so I liked it a lot
Sam L Rioter
Perpetually Confused Tentacle Monster
- Location
- <Insert Tentacle Joke Here>
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that it's Ajuka screwing with him
Chapter 4
JoshieWoshie
Mister Doge
Chapter 4
[Load Game]
Well, guess this is it, this the Old School Building. Took quite a while to get here though. Even if it was still within campus grounds, school was a big place loaded with first class facilities, most of them recently built.
If I remember the history of the school properly, it was originally an ordinary government run High School slated for demolition before it was bought over by… someone I guess? Said, benefactor then changed it into a Private School and proceeded to renovate the Old School Building, which I guess was actually the Original School Building back then.
Which essentially, meant that the building in front of me was as big as most other school buildings.
The Benefactor did not just stop at renovating however, as soon the land surrounding the Old School Building was steadily bought up and they started to develop and build new facilities outwards. Hell, they even had dorms! Not that I have ever needed to use them, seeing as how I lived relatively close to the School.
Soon however, as more and more facilities were built, the Old School Building became very inconvenient to access from the Main roads, and so the current school building was built. With the Old School Building left to rot in its secluded corner.
Well, perhaps rot is the wrong word to use, I mean while does look rather dilapidated on the outside, Observe, a skill I had been discreetly levelling throughout class time, told me that it only looked run-down, but in fact was holding up rather well.
Which, combined with the secluded locale, and near B movie standard horror atmosphere, complete with howling winds and several dead, thunder-struck trees, made me suspicious and rather reluctant to knock on the door.
…But I need information, and this is my best shot of getting it. I took a deep breath, no time like now.
One knock. Two knocks. The door slides open.
Level 29
Priestess of Thunder
Akeno Himejima
"Ara, Hyoudou-kun? Visiting so soon? Hmm, at least you have less blood on you this time." She teased, hand daintily brought up to hide a small giggle. Ever the picture of a perfect Yamato Nadeshiko. "How are you Hyoudou-kun? Are you better now?"
This raven-haired beauty gracing me with her presence was Akeno Himejima, known throughout the school as one of the 'Two Great Onee-samas', and yes, she was smoking hot. She had a killer body with breasts almost bursting from her shirt, an ass to die for, legs that went on forever, and her eyes, just wow, how they sparkled and burned with the promise of forbidden pleasure and lustful sin.
"Ufufu, if you can take the time to ogle me, I'm sure that you've completely recovered!"
Oh, shit, right.
"Ahahaha, yeah, I guess I am… sorry about…. yeah, and thank you, really. For yesterday."
She gave a small sigh. "Truth be told, the one you should be thanking is Buchou- sorry, Gremory-san, there wasn't much I could do for you. Your wounds, they were too much, even for me, to heal. The fact that you were even still alive when Gremory-san brought you back, was nothing short of a miracle."
I gave her a smile. "Still, thank you. And about that, is Gremory-sempai in? I…" Steel yourself, Issei. "I'm looking for answers, and I think she has them. Please, Himejima-Sempai, I need to know."
She looked at me for a few moments, her expression indiscernible, before she sighed.
"Yes, I guess you have the right to know. To answer your question, yes Buchou is in, and though she was actually intending to wait for a few days to let you get used being a devil, she can fill you in now if you so wish."
"Shall we go then?"
"Let's."
I walked through the door, almost brushing past her on my way through. I waited for her to close the door and walk to my side.
"Please, follow me."
I fell into step beside her as she brought me down a corridor. I took the time to observe my surroundings on the way. It was indeed the size of an admittedly small school in here, though most of the walls were probably knocked down. And the floor, wood flooring polished to a sheen instead of cement. The walls were lined with paintings set in exquisite, opulent frames. Paintings, which Observe informed me, that were over a few hundred years old and Frames that were... magically enchanted to stop thieves?
Magic huh? Maybe I'll learn some, I do have an MP bar after all.
"We're here Hyoudou-kun." She let me in to the room, and my gaze went straight to the woman, no, the Lady, sitting behind a large mahogany wood desk. She had snowy white skin, eyes that shone the most brilliant shade of green, and exquisite crimson hair. I couldn't see much of her body from how she was hunched over her desk, but I could most-definitely say that she was absolutely smoking hot.
"Okay, come on come on come on come on come on, get him damn it..."
And just like that, her lady-like image has been demolished. Via wrecking ball.
Himejima-sempai gave a small cough. Trying to turn Gremory-sempai's attention away from her handphone.
"Akeno- wait wait just... wait I have to- just a little more.... come on..... YES! YES! YES! AHHHHHH!!!"
She shot up from where she was hunched over, her oppai bouncing with the sudden motion, hands raised in triumph!
"Ahahahahahah! I did it! I did it! I DID IT! Yes! I WO-" She stopped mid victory dance.
She stared at me. I stared at her. She stared at Himejima-sempai. I continued to stare at her. She started to stare at me again. We stared at each other. Himejima-sempai was groaning in embarassment. And all were awkward.
Slowly, she placed her phone in her skirt pocket, smoothed out her uniform, walked over to a nearby couch, and slowly, took a seat.
"Issei, what a surprise, please, take a seat." She said, cool as a cucumber.
"Yeah, sorry for dropping in so suddenly." I took a seat opposite from her, and pointedly looked anywhere but at her.
"Akeno, can you make us some tea please." She was also pointedly looking anywhere but at me.
"Of course." She walked off, leaving the two of us looking anywhere but each other.
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"So, uh-"
"Isse-"
We somehow cut each other off. Just like in an anime. Pfft.. Heh..
I couldn't help myself, I looked at her, she looked at me, and we both burst into laughter. Akeno had come and gone with tea and biscuits, and we were still laughing. I mean come on, this is ridiculous!
Eventually it died, and Gremory-sempai was the first to speak.
"Sorry, sorry Issei, you shouldn't have had to see that. I was so engrossed that I forgot about everything else."
"No, No, pfft, it was my fault for popping in all of a sudden."
She sighed, and took a sip of her tea to calm herself. "Issei," she smiled gently at me, "I understand that you probably have a great many questions for me, and I will do my best to answer what I can. Where would you like me to start?"
"The beginning please," I took a sip of my tea. "It's probably going to be long, so might as well start from the beginning right?"
"Indeed, well to begin with; You and I, we are Devils." And black bat wings burst forth from her back, and mine.
Level 34
The Crimson Ruin Princess
Rias Gremory
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Well, guess this is it, this the Old School Building. Took quite a while to get here though. Even if it was still within campus grounds, school was a big place loaded with first class facilities, most of them recently built.
If I remember the history of the school properly, it was originally an ordinary government run High School slated for demolition before it was bought over by… someone I guess? Said, benefactor then changed it into a Private School and proceeded to renovate the Old School Building, which I guess was actually the Original School Building back then.
Which essentially, meant that the building in front of me was as big as most other school buildings.
The Benefactor did not just stop at renovating however, as soon the land surrounding the Old School Building was steadily bought up and they started to develop and build new facilities outwards. Hell, they even had dorms! Not that I have ever needed to use them, seeing as how I lived relatively close to the School.
Soon however, as more and more facilities were built, the Old School Building became very inconvenient to access from the Main roads, and so the current school building was built. With the Old School Building left to rot in its secluded corner.
Well, perhaps rot is the wrong word to use, I mean while does look rather dilapidated on the outside, Observe, a skill I had been discreetly levelling throughout class time, told me that it only looked run-down, but in fact was holding up rather well.
Which, combined with the secluded locale, and near B movie standard horror atmosphere, complete with howling winds and several dead, thunder-struck trees, made me suspicious and rather reluctant to knock on the door.
…But I need information, and this is my best shot of getting it. I took a deep breath, no time like now.
One knock. Two knocks. The door slides open.
Level 29
Priestess of Thunder
Akeno Himejima
"Ara, Hyoudou-kun? Visiting so soon? Hmm, at least you have less blood on you this time." She teased, hand daintily brought up to hide a small giggle. Ever the picture of a perfect Yamato Nadeshiko. "How are you Hyoudou-kun? Are you better now?"
This raven-haired beauty gracing me with her presence was Akeno Himejima, known throughout the school as one of the 'Two Great Onee-samas', and yes, she was smoking hot. She had a killer body with breasts almost bursting from her shirt, an ass to die for, legs that went on forever, and her eyes, just wow, how they sparkled and burned with the promise of forbidden pleasure and lustful sin.
"Ufufu, if you can take the time to ogle me, I'm sure that you've completely recovered!"
Oh, shit, right.
"Ahahaha, yeah, I guess I am… sorry about…. yeah, and thank you, really. For yesterday."
She gave a small sigh. "Truth be told, the one you should be thanking is Buchou- sorry, Gremory-san, there wasn't much I could do for you. Your wounds, they were too much, even for me, to heal. The fact that you were even still alive when Gremory-san brought you back, was nothing short of a miracle."
I gave her a smile. "Still, thank you. And about that, is Gremory-sempai in? I…" Steel yourself, Issei. "I'm looking for answers, and I think she has them. Please, Himejima-Sempai, I need to know."
She looked at me for a few moments, her expression indiscernible, before she sighed.
"Yes, I guess you have the right to know. To answer your question, yes Buchou is in, and though she was actually intending to wait for a few days to let you get used being a devil, she can fill you in now if you so wish."
"Shall we go then?"
"Let's."
I walked through the door, almost brushing past her on my way through. I waited for her to close the door and walk to my side.
"Please, follow me."
I fell into step beside her as she brought me down a corridor. I took the time to observe my surroundings on the way. It was indeed the size of an admittedly small school in here, though most of the walls were probably knocked down. And the floor, wood flooring polished to a sheen instead of cement. The walls were lined with paintings set in exquisite, opulent frames. Paintings, which Observe informed me, that were over a few hundred years old and Frames that were... magically enchanted to stop thieves?
Magic huh? Maybe I'll learn some, I do have an MP bar after all.
"We're here Hyoudou-kun." She let me in to the room, and my gaze went straight to the woman, no, the Lady, sitting behind a large mahogany wood desk. She had snowy white skin, eyes that shone the most brilliant shade of green, and exquisite crimson hair. I couldn't see much of her body from how she was hunched over her desk, but I could most-definitely say that she was absolutely smoking hot.
"Okay, come on come on come on come on come on, get him damn it..."
And just like that, her lady-like image has been demolished. Via wrecking ball.
Himejima-sempai gave a small cough. Trying to turn Gremory-sempai's attention away from her handphone.
"Akeno- wait wait just... wait I have to- just a little more.... come on..... YES! YES! YES! AHHHHHH!!!"
She shot up from where she was hunched over, her oppai bouncing with the sudden motion, hands raised in triumph!
"Ahahahahahah! I did it! I did it! I DID IT! Yes! I WO-" She stopped mid victory dance.
She stared at me. I stared at her. She stared at Himejima-sempai. I continued to stare at her. She started to stare at me again. We stared at each other. Himejima-sempai was groaning in embarassment. And all were awkward.
Slowly, she placed her phone in her skirt pocket, smoothed out her uniform, walked over to a nearby couch, and slowly, took a seat.
"Issei, what a surprise, please, take a seat." She said, cool as a cucumber.
"Yeah, sorry for dropping in so suddenly." I took a seat opposite from her, and pointedly looked anywhere but at her.
"Akeno, can you make us some tea please." She was also pointedly looking anywhere but at me.
"Of course." She walked off, leaving the two of us looking anywhere but each other.
...
...
...
"So, uh-"
"Isse-"
We somehow cut each other off. Just like in an anime. Pfft.. Heh..
I couldn't help myself, I looked at her, she looked at me, and we both burst into laughter. Akeno had come and gone with tea and biscuits, and we were still laughing. I mean come on, this is ridiculous!
Eventually it died, and Gremory-sempai was the first to speak.
"Sorry, sorry Issei, you shouldn't have had to see that. I was so engrossed that I forgot about everything else."
"No, No, pfft, it was my fault for popping in all of a sudden."
She sighed, and took a sip of her tea to calm herself. "Issei," she smiled gently at me, "I understand that you probably have a great many questions for me, and I will do my best to answer what I can. Where would you like me to start?"
"The beginning please," I took a sip of my tea. "It's probably going to be long, so might as well start from the beginning right?"
"Indeed, well to begin with; You and I, we are Devils." And black bat wings burst forth from her back, and mine.
Level 34
The Crimson Ruin Princess
Rias Gremory
[Save Game]
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It's a nice chapter.
Malbutorius
C'est le bien qui fait mal
She seems surprisingly low level. Huh.
JoshieWoshie
Mister Doge
Mind you, the average teenager has a Level of 3.
- Location
- Wollongong, Australia
That's on par with where... <the best mate from The Gamer> was if I remember right and he's the heir of a rather scary school. So, Level 34 for Rias doesn't seem to be too low.
InfiniteDaze
Too lazy to leave the house
- Location
- I wish I could stay
What game was Rias playing?