[X] Plan Sassy Boots
-[x] "Okay, complicated question, complicated answer, we can get into that later. First things first, maybe chillax on the slurs Crime Daddy, or do I get ask if you dad was an incel who fucked a succubus now? we here to trade in Kith Racial Bullshit or-"
-[x] And glared at the mirror inside. "WELL!?" you asked. "ANY FUCKING ADVICE, BUDDY!? Where the FUCK were you!?" (Warlock)
-[X] Yeah! (Roll 4d6, drop the lowest, stat generation.)
[X] "Not every goblin's a Treelist. And not every Treelist is a goblin. Well, it depends, are you Inner Orthodox or one of the Liberal groves...I mean, even the Orthodox groves have pretty big debates on it, considering how much shifting there is between goblin and hobgoblin and orc and there are half-goblins, and half-goblin/orcs, and that's not even getting into the mess that dragons make of everyone's genealogy. And, like, personally, I ask: How, exactly, can anyone be a real Treelist without having first grappled with the pressures that made the first Treelists - are we actually Treelists or just carrying on a tradition we can't even really understand. Anyway-"
[X] And pulled out your wand. Not for the first time, you wished being born lucky had meant more than just being born on a watchlist for government arcanist training programs. (Sorcerer.)
[X] Plan Klezmer Battle Accordions
-[X] "Not every goblin's a Treelist. And not every Treelist is a goblin. Well, it depends, are you Inner Orthodox or one of the Liberal groves...I mean, even the Orthodox groves have pretty big debates on it, considering how much shifting there is between goblin and hobgoblin and orc and there are half-goblins, and half-goblin/orcs, and that's not even getting into the mess that dragons make of everyone's genealogy. And, like, personally, I ask: How, exactly, can anyone be a real Treelist without having first grappled with the pressures that made the first Treelists - are we actually Treelists or just carrying on a tradition we can't even really understand. Anyway-"
-[X] And pull out your instrument. And Mom and Dad said you'd never make it big as a player. Yeah. Well. Maybe you can play well enough to at least survive. (Bard.)
-[X] Yeah! (Roll 4d6, drop the lowest, stat generation.)
[X] Plan Big Sexy Dommy Mommy
-[X] "You know that's a slur, right?"
-[x] And glared at the mirror inside. "WELL!?" you asked. "ANY FUCKING ADVICE, BUDDY!? Where the FUCK were you!?" (Warlock)
-[X] Archfey Patron
-[X] Yeah! (Roll 4d6, drop the lowest, stat generation.)
[X]Unlucky Druid
-[X] "Not every goblin's a Treelist. And not every Treelist is a goblin. Well, it depends, are you Inner Orthodox or one of the Liberal groves...I mean, even the Orthodox groves have pretty big debates on it, considering how much shifting there is between goblin and hobgoblin and orc and there are half-goblins, and half-goblin/orcs, and that's not even getting into the mess that dragons make of everyone's genealogy. And, like, personally, I ask: How, exactly, can anyone be a real Treelist without having first grappled with the pressures that made the first Treelists - are we actually Treelists or just carrying on a tradition we can't even really understand. Anyway-"
-[X] And pull out your willow branch. This thing cost more than your whole damn apartment. But hey, ecotechs were the most important people in space. You'd think they'd PAY THEM BETTER THEN, but you weren't a fucking economist. (Druid.)
-[X] No! (Use Array Stat Generation)
[X] Plan: Sex, Drugs, and Gobwave
-[X] "You know that's a slur, right?"
-[X] And pull out your instrument. And Mom and Dad said you'd never make it big as a player. Yeah. Well. Maybe you can play well enough to at least survive. (Bard.)
-[X] Yeah! (Roll 4d6, drop the lowest, stat generation.)
[X] Plan: You're a Wizard, Gobby!
-[X] "Not every goblin's a Treelist. And not every Treelist is a goblin. Well, it depends, are you Inner Orthodox or one of the Liberal groves...I mean, even the Orthodox groves have pretty big debates on it, considering how much shifting there is between goblin and hobgoblin and orc and there are half-goblins, and half-goblin/orcs, and that's not even getting into the mess that dragons make of everyone's genealogy. And, like, personally, I ask: How, exactly, can anyone be a real Treelist without having first grappled with the pressures that made the first Treelists - are we actually Treelists or just carrying on a tradition we can't even really understand. Anyway-"
-[X] And pulled out your wand. Garen called you a nerd. You'd fucking show him who was a fucking nerd saving his useless ghoul ass from his own fucking mistakes... (Wizard.)
-[X] Yeah! (Roll 4d6, drop the lowest, stat generation.)
