"Ahh that hurts" I tried to rub my head only for there to be no feeling whatsoever. I was then suddenly subjected to a burst of color and then the ability to see in a 360 view.
The first thing that I thought was 'oh' then 'oh shit' then 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' while I was getting my mind turned inside-out, the people next to me were busy talking.
"Virtual intelligence booted" "VI A26-B ready for launch" said a man in a white Sci-fi spacesuit
After a few seconds of panic, I calmed down only to get assaulted by the feeling of nausea. after a bit, I figured out how to
sorta see in all directions.
"launching in 10 ... 9 ... 8"
After shaking my nonexistent head I looked around, I seemed to be seeing
out of a missile with cargo bays on the side. Also, did I forget to mention that I was in a hanger with rows upon rows of missiles? okay so wh... wait did he say launching!?
"Mining drone A26-B launched."
Those were the last words I heard before getting jettisoned out of the side of a
MASSIVE ship.
After getting thrown out at extreme speeds the ship it *poofed*. Literally, it just disappeared.
I sat there for a minute or two until a voice in my head spoke.
Uhh, I think that's bad...
"uh hey, Jim?"
"yeah Colin?"
"One of the drones failed to connect..."
"Ah it must be a manufacturing error, when we come back round pick it back up and recycle it"
"Got it"
Well, what now... actually, can I move?
I tried to move only to be interrupted by another voice in my head.
Xerox-Tech mining coalition user interface
[ERRORRRRRRRRR]
[Rebooting] [New User Found] [initiating UI]
heh? Wait how did a printer company become a space mining coalition... I have many questions.
Welcome to Xerox Tech mining!
Please select your [ERROR]
Hey ROB here, I was bored and threw you into the future... with a catch you are stuck inside a mining drone. But! do not despair, for you have the power of MANUFACTURING!
.... well shit.
ROB Interface V1
Please select your specialty
[] Drones
[] Cloning
[] Mass production
[Write-in if you have a better idea]