Dragonquest: The Dark Depths

UnlosingRanger · Nov 13, 2017

(Finished)

UnlosingRanger · Nov 13, 2017

Kalastor slowly sneaks forward to the large sweating King Slime as he juts his knife forward it simply pushes the stupidly amount of girth the King slime has inward causing it next to no harm. It was truly a powerful foe!

1 dmg is dealt to the King Slime. The King Slime's sweating increases

Seeing this Zeion charges forward with his cypress stick from his belt while running and makes a great leap with stick overhead bringing it down with a flourish to the left. *thwack* The entire King Slime jiggles wincing for a few moments. As Zeion pulls out a sword the king slime opens his mouth and rushes forward at blinding speed and swallows the sword he is holding, then spits it out over some nearby mountains near the temple, you swear you hear a faint bear roar out of pain. Thus leaving Zeion with just his Bamboo spear and Cyprus stick. There is some leftover weird slime residue up to Zeion's wrists.

1 dmg is dealt to the King Slime. The King Slime keeps eyeing the path to the left.

Pipichi decides to try a different approach in his lust for taming monsters. Ignoring the others he starts dancing a weird sheep like dance, pouncing back and forth in front of the King Slime.
1 sheep.
2 sheep..
3 sheep...

The King Slime is asleep!

Only promptly to be awakened by Rok hitting it with his sword while laughing, once again the blow causes the slime to go inward to the side just like the dagger causing next to no damage.

The King Slime woke up due to the attack!
The King Slime took 1 dmg...

The King Slime wakes up and stares at the close by Rok groggily and seems like it's trying to remember something while eyeing him.

"Weapons aren't effective on it?!"
Muller casts the spell kabuff on everyone, everyone's defense is raised by 15.

(Boss theme)

Command?

Pipichi		Rok		Kray		Zeion
HP	44	HP	64	HP	59	HP	50
MP	56	MP	13	MP	39	MP	33

UnlosingRanger said:
Name: Pipichi
Race: Puklipo
Class: Shephard
Title: Lambateur
Level: 1
EXP: 0
Weapon slot:Cypress Stick(2 atk)
Armor slot: Plain clothes (4 def)
Shield slot: Potlid (2 def)
Helmet slot: Leather Hat (3 def)
Accessory slot: Slime Earrings (def 1)
Enemies needed to be defeated to master 81, (5 to next)
Hit Points (HP) +44
Magic Points (MP) +56
Atk: 10
Def: 16
Strength: +8
Agility: +8
Resilience: +6
Wisdom : +13
Twice as likely to convince someone of something, can fit in VERY small places.
Can only equip light things as armor.

Background: Born in Lalilu, a city on the edges of Puku Land that specializes in monster taming, Pipichi has always been fascinated with monsters. Fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones, small ones....it doesn't matter! His family was happy to learn that he wanted to follow in the family business and showed him the path to becoming a Monster Tamer. Though he was a little dismayed to find out that there was a long way to go. He was first instructed in the types of monsters and their behaviors in order to learn what to do to tame them before being allowed to travel the lands to tame his first monster. The young Puklipo set out on his quest to tame all the monsters! His starting point: Pollock Bay.

Skills:
Slumber Rumbaa: 100% sleep to one target
Wool Guard: Reduces cold dmg to allies

@Glint

UnlosingRanger said:
Name: Rok
Race: Ogre
Sex: Male
Class: Warrior
Title: Ruffian
Level: 1
EXP: 0

Weapon slot: Copper Sword (11 atk)

Armor slot: Scale Armour(15 def)
Shield slot: N/A
Helmet slot: Headband (4 def)
Accessory slot: Strength Ring (7atk)

Enemies needed to be defeated to master 78
Hit Points (HP) +64
Magic Points (MP) +13
Atk: 30
Def: 28
Strength: +12
Agility: +5
Resilience: +9
Wisdom : +4
Cannot learn magic. Fire related damage and spells are halved.

Background: Born and raised in the harsh wilds, Rok was trained by his tribe in the ways of the warrior, where he learned to enjoy the simple thrill of combat, but there was a curiosity burning within him that nothing seemed to be able to trounce, an urge to see all that the world had to offer, to visit the ends of the earth and even beyond, and at a young age he left his home to explore the world in search of adventure, hoping to find friends along the way, eventually traveling to Pollock Bay where he decided to stick around to rest for a while in his quest for adventure.

Personality: Boisterous and almost never serious, Rok is the exact opposite of what you would expect of a Warrior, or even an Ogre for that matter, and he has devoted his life to making people smile, for there seems to be far too much sadness spread throughout the world. He takes making others happy very seriously, and sees himself as a wall for those he deems allies, determined to stand between his friends and anything that the world can throw at them, even sadness itself.
Skills:
Berserker mode: Doubles Strength, but can only use attack command.

@Lazy Coyote

UnlosingRanger said:
Name: Kalastor Kray
Race: Human
Sex: Male
Class: Troubador
Title: Music Lover
Weapon slot: Bronze Knife (9 atk)
Armor slot: Wayfarer's Clothes (7 def)
Shield slot: Leather Shield (4 def)
Helmet slot: Leather Hat (3 def)
Accessory slot: N/A

Enemies needed to be defeated to master 85 (5 next)
Hit Points (HP) +59
Magic Points (MP) +39
Atk: 19
Def: 22
Strength +10
Agility +9
Resilience +8
Wisdom : +8

Background: Unremarkable. If he were to be described, that's what word would come up most frequently, if not mediocre, unnoticeable, or strangely, non-player character. That last one he had only been called once, by a strange lady in strange clothing. He had no skills, no special powers, no innate abilities or even a special family to be born into. Son of a blacksmith and baker, the boy lived a peaceful, if boring, life.

All that changed when the Fire Nation Monsters attacked! His normal life razed to the ground along with his ancestral house, too late to save his family, the boy pried a lute from the dead town minstrel's arms and began carving a way out of the fallen village.. By playing so badly they dropped their weapons and fled in pain. Or was it the terror of the blood splurting from their ears? He couldn't tell.

Obviously, this must have been a sign from the very Gods themselves, he thought to himself, that he was destined to assist Heroes of yore battle hordes of foes! He had to use his newfound talents for justice, to save those who couldn't be saved, to become (in)famous! The boy had complete confidence in his music, and as he made his way to the nearest city--Pollock Bay--To offer his services, Monster and Bandit alike drew back in horror whenever his hands met string.
Skills:
(spell, 4 mp) Repel: Wards away weaker monsters.

@Sablonus

UnlosingRanger said:
Name: Zeion
Sex: Male
Race: Weddie
Class: Sailor
Title: Mate
Level: 2
EXP: 21

Weapon slot: Bamboo Spear (5 atk)
Armor slot: Wayfarer's Clothes (7 def)
Shield slot: Leather Shield (4 def)
Helmet slot: Leather Hat (3 def)
Accessory slot: N/A

Number of enemies to master class: 62, (10 to next)
Hit Points(HP):50
Magic Points (MP):33
Def: 21
Atk: 16
Strength:+10
Agility:+9
Resilience: +8
Wisdom :+7

Background: Born and raised within one of the countless underwater cities of his people, his father was a trader who married his mother, a seamstress. Schooled in the arts of fishing and trade, he eventually received his first opportunity to go on shore and fell in love with the other races and their culture. He couldn't leave the water behind and so sought out the only medium he could think of, sailing. It offered him the opportunity to experience numerous cultures, utilize his trading skills and interact with different people from different cultures. His most recent travels brought him to Pollock Bay, a few days before the attacks began. Curiosity urged him to stick around and offer his services.

Skills:
Net Loss: Ensnare a single enemy in a fisherman's net, making them lose a turn.

Body Slam: Attempts to take the enemies hp down by 50%, this effects you as well. May miss and make you lose 50% anyway.

(Spell, 2MP) Tingle: removes paralysis and sleep effects from the entire party.

Hornpipe: You play a fast Nautical tune on a horn, this has a chance of making a single enemy dance, making them lose a turn.

Mean Sweep: Trip an enemy damaging them, may knock the enemy prone making them lose a turn.

@Vengeance

Glint · Nov 14, 2017

I facepalmed. Take two, I took a deep breath to focus before exhaling and beginning my dance again.

>SPELL
>Sleeper Rumbaa

Vengeance · Nov 14, 2017

Zeion growls in frustration as he watches his stick go flying over the mountain, wincing when he hears the bear howl in pain. He pulls out his bamboo spear, resumes his original stance. He lowers the point to the ground, spins it over his shoulder and then raises the tip up to the air, charging at the King Slime, bringing the spear point down and around and across the King Slime's body. Having completed his attack, he quickly retreats to stand next to his party members, panting.

>Attack -> Bamboo spear

Sablonus · Nov 15, 2017

>Fight!
>Attack!

Lazy Coyote · Nov 16, 2017

>Fight!
>Attack using (Copper Sword)!

UnlosingRanger · Nov 16, 2017

Kalastor attacks the slime much the same as last time and it's just as effective.

1 dmg to the king slime!

Zeion attacks with a sideways slash at the king slime, this attack would have likely proved very fatal to a normal slims girth as opposed to the small hole the spear could make, but... The strike is not even a scratch on the king slime, it reseals the slight scratch on its surface.

1 dmg to the king slime!

As if history is repeating itself the person who very much looked like a sheep from any distance did the dance once again. It worked... again. To Pipichi's dismay however

The King Slime is asleep!

The Red Ogre ROOOOOOOOOK(!) once again swings with his sword at the slime waking it up.

The King Slime woke up due to the attack!
The King Slime took 1 dmg...

The King slime looks fairly angry at the ogre for interrupting it's sleep for a second time in a row. The King slime glares at Rok.

A large sweatmark appears on the side of Muller's face. "You know, you guys should probably talk over on how to attack this thing, I think it's losing whatever inherent lazyness it has."
Muller casts the spell kabuff on everyone, everyone's defense is raised by 15. Rok's defense is now maxed!

Command?

Pipichi		Rok		Kray		Zeion
HP	44	HP	64	HP	59	HP	50
MP	56	MP	13	MP	39	MP	33

UnlosingRanger · Nov 16, 2017

(Turn order is Kalastor, Zeion, Pipichi, Rok, KingS, Muller)

"Oh my--For the love of the Muse--To lose this battle? I refuse!" Kalastor shoves the knife back into its sheathe, before pulling out his mangled lute..
>Spell
>Repel!

As Kalastor pulls out his mangled loot the songs powers fizzles out, it seems that the spell's power doesn't work on strong opponents. Also his last string just broke.

"Are you serious?" Zeion growls. "Don't let it get away, think of the lute. The glorious, shiny loot!" His eyes take on a wicked gleam and he charges at the slime again, jumping, the spear angled down and behind him and bringing it up and around so that sharp point was pointed at the King Slime. "Die!" He jabs three times quickly at the chest, head and abdomen of the slime.

As Zeion screams a war fury he stabs it rapidly at the 'chest, head and abdomen' of the slime, but at a cost. On the 3rd stab due to loose grip the spear is sucked into the king slime.
3 dmg to the king slime.

Pipichi once again tries to do the slumbering dance of the shepard. The King Slime slumbers again, but...

The King slime is asleep!

Rok attacks once again decides to attack once again as he decides to punch the King slime noted to eat a spear accidentally something bad happens to him. The combined force of his impressive punch, his closeness and the surprise of the King slime being woken up ends up with him being sucked into the middle of the king slime. Rok notices that the spear from earlier is already gone. He notices that his life is likely already over except...

Rok deals 30 dmg. It's HIT!
The king slime wakes up!
Rok takes 7 damage!
He's saved by the many buffs earlier from Muller

The King Slime is in a panick that someone is inside his royal slimeness

"Uh, I can't heal him while he's in there..."
Muller stands there thinking of a solution from Rok being digested into slime.

Command?

Pipichi		Rok		Kray		Zeion
HP	44	HP	57	HP	59	HP	50
MP	56	MP	13	MP	39	MP	33

UnlosingRanger · Nov 18, 2017

Dicerolls

UnlosingRanger · Nov 18, 2017

Kalastor stared at his broken strings forlornly, before wincing at the splinter stuck in his gloves. The musician blinked, before wacking at the King Slime with the lute. "Face my trusted instruments wrath, vile king who dares block our path!" Its a very sturdy lute. As Kalastor swings the loot at the King slime it goes into splinters into the king slime. The king slime winces. The loot breaks in half and does 1 extra damage to the King Slime.

2 dmg to the King slime!

The short troubador pouts, before ramming the rest of his lute into the jelly like form.
After having hit the King slime with the Lute he shoves it in, he keeps a few shards in remembrance, there are sad twanging sounds as if the lute is saying good bye.

2 extra damage to the king slime
The boy pockets a handful of his companions pieces before poking his head over the Slime. "Miss Priest, Ma'am, just what would you say--If we took the crown and went on our way?"
"The crown? Oh the crown! It'd turn into smaller slimes and run away without it, that would save Rok without having to dive into it."

"Hey, since you're in there, can I have my stick back?" Zeion charges, thrusting the spear into the ground and lunges, reaching to try to grab the crown or knock it off the King Slime's head. "Take that, you slimy lout!"
Zeion was so used to he spear being by his side that he forgot that he didn't have it and acted as if he was polevaulting off the ground
Only to be met by disappointment, he ends up slapping his body into the slime and bouncing off

Zeion gets up after bouncing off.

"Ugh. This time, go after the crown after I make him go to sleep!" Taking a deep breath, I once again danced the Slumber Rumbaa.
This time the slime seems to be having trouble sleeping, probably due to the fact that Rok is moving around in him and it's been the 4th time this has been used on him. But nonetheless he slowly and awkwardly falls asleep.

The King slime is asleep!

Rok blinked, before letting out a vicious grin and opening his mouth, beginning to make chewing motions, swallowing soon after, before scrunching up his face at the taste.
As Rok begins eating the slime into his 4th bite he feels oddly full, which is impressive to do to an ogre. He starts to feel ill.

Rok has been poisoned!
Rok takes 7 damage from being digested!
Rock takes 7 dmg from poison!
The King slime takes 4 damage!
The king slime wakes up.

The king slime starts crying really hard closing his eyes.

Muller pulls out a long rope out of her bag and turns it into a lasso
"Thanks for reminding me of the crown, I forgot it's a good way to defeat these guys quickly."
Muller throws the lasso at the crown and...
Just barely catches the bulb of the crown

"I need help pulling this off, it's stuck on good! I'm not strong enough to pull it off due to the suction."

Command?(turn 5), Boss music

Pipichi		Rok		Kray		Zeion
HP	44	HP	43	HP	59	HP	50
MP	56	MP	13	MP	39	MP	33

UnlosingRanger · Nov 19, 2017

UnlosingRanger said:
Name: Pipichi
Race: Puklipo
Class: Shephard
Title: Lambateur
Level: 9
EXP: 2,091
Weapon slot:Cypress Stick(2 atk)
Armor slot: Plain clothes (4 def)
Shield slot: Potlid (2 def)
Helmet slot: Leather Hat (3 def)
Accessory slot: Slime Earrings (def 1)
Enemies needed to be defeated to master 81, (5 to next)
Hit Points (HP) +80
Magic Points (MP) +119
Atk: 10
Def: 16
Strength: +8
Agility: +26
Resilience: +6
Wisdom : +22
Twice as likely to convince someone of something, can fit in VERY small places.
Can only equip light things as armor.

Background: Born in Lalilu, a city on the edges of Puku Land that specializes in monster taming, Pipichi has always been fascinated with monsters. Fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones, small ones....it doesn't matter! His family was happy to learn that he wanted to follow in the family business and showed him the path to becoming a Monster Tamer. Though he was a little dismayed to find out that there was a long way to go. He was first instructed in the types of monsters and their behaviors in order to learn what to do to tame them before being allowed to travel the lands to tame his first monster. The young Puklipo set out on his quest to tame all the monsters! His starting point: Pollock Bay.

Skills:
Slumber Rumbaa: 100% sleep to one target
Wool Guard: Reduces cold dmg to allies

@Glint

UnlosingRanger said:
Name: Rok
Race: Ogre
Sex: Male
Age: 17
Class: Warrior
Title: Ruffian
Level: 9
EXP: 2,091

Weapon slot: Copper Sword (11 atk)

Armor slot: Scale Armour(15 def)
Shield slot: N/A
Helmet slot: Headband (4 def)
Accessory slot: Strength Ring (7atk)

Enemies needed to be defeated to master 78
Hit Points (HP) +154
Magic Points (MP) +22
Atk: 48
Def: 37
Strength: +30
Agility: +5
Resilience: +18
Wisdom : +4
Cannot learn magic. Fire related damage and spells are halved.

Background: Born and raised in the harsh wilds, Rok was trained by his tribe in the ways of the warrior, where he learned to enjoy the simple thrill of combat, but there was a curiosity burning within him that nothing seemed to be able to trounce, an urge to see all that the world had to offer, to visit the ends of the earth and even beyond, and at a young age he left his home to explore the world in search of adventure, hoping to find friends along the way, eventually traveling to Pollock Bay where he decided to stick around to rest for a while in his quest for adventure.

Personality: Boisterous and almost never serious, Rok is the exact opposite of what you would expect of a Warrior, or even an Ogre for that matter, and he has devoted his life to making people smile, for there seems to be far too much sadness spread throughout the world. He takes making others happy very seriously, and sees himself as a wall for those he deems allies, determined to stand between his friends and anything that the world can throw at them, even sadness itself.
Skills:
Berserker mode: Doubles Strength, but can only use attack command.

@Lazy Coyote

UnlosingRanger said:
Name: Kalastor Kray
Race: Human
Sex: Male
Age: 15
Class: Troubador
Title: Music Lover
Level: 9
EXP: 2,091
Weapon slot: Bronze Knife (9 atk)
Armor slot: Wayfarer's Clothes (7 def)
Shield slot: Leather Shield (4 def)
Helmet slot: Leather Hat (3 def)
Accessory slot: N/A

Enemies needed to be defeated to master 85 (5 next)
Hit Points (HP) +454
Magic Points (MP) +123
Atk: 31
Def: 55
Strength +25
Agility +23
Resilience +41
Wisdom : +20

Background: Unremarkable. If he were to be described, that's what word would come up most frequently, if not mediocre, unnoticeable, or strangely, non-player character. That last one he had only been called once, by a strange lady in strange clothing. He had no skills, no special powers, no innate abilities or even a special family to be born into. Son of a blacksmith and baker, the boy lived a peaceful, if boring, life.

All that changed when the Fire Nation Monsters attacked! His normal life razed to the ground along with his ancestral house, too late to save his family, the boy pried a lute from the dead town minstrel's arms and began carving a way out of the fallen village.. By playing so badly they dropped their weapons and fled in pain. Or was it the terror of the blood splurting from their ears? He couldn't tell.

Obviously, this must have been a sign from the very Gods themselves, he thought to himself, that he was destined to assist Heroes of yore battle hordes of foes! He had to use his newfound talents for justice, to save those who couldn't be saved, to become (in)famous! The boy had complete confidence in his music, and as he made his way to the nearest city--Pollock Bay--To offer his services, Monster and Bandit alike drew back in horror whenever his hands met string.
Skills:
(spell, 4 mp) Repel: Wards away weaker monsters.

@Sablonus

UnlosingRanger said:
Name: Zeion
Sex: Male
Race: Weddie
Class: Sailor
Age: 26
Title: Mate
Level: 9
EXP: 2,091

Weapon slot: Bamboo Spear (5 atk)
Armor slot: Wayfarer's Clothes (7 def)
Shield slot: Leather Shield (4 def)
Helmet slot: Leather Hat (3 def)
Accessory slot: N/A

Number of enemies to master class: 62, (10 to next)
Hit Points(HP): 113
Magic Points (MP): 60
Atk: 25
Def: 30
Strength:+19
Agility:+18
Resilience: +17
Wisdom :+7

Background: Born and raised within one of the countless underwater cities of his people, his father was a trader who married his mother, a seamstress. Schooled in the arts of fishing and trade, he eventually received his first opportunity to go on shore and fell in love with the other races and their culture. He couldn't leave the water behind and so sought out the only medium he could think of, sailing. It offered him the opportunity to experience numerous cultures, utilize his trading skills and interact with different people from different cultures. His most recent travels brought him to Pollock Bay, a few days before the attacks began. Curiosity urged him to stick around and offer his services.

Skills:
Net Loss: Ensnare a single enemy in a fisherman's net, making them lose a turn.

Body Slam: Attempts to take the enemies hp down by 50%, this effects you as well. May miss and make you lose 50% anyway.

(Spell, 2MP) Tingle: removes paralysis and sleep effects from the entire party.

Hornpipe: You play a fast Nautical tune on a horn, this has a chance of making a single enemy dance, making them lose a turn.

Mean Sweep: Trip an enemy damaging them, may knock the enemy prone making them lose a turn.

@Vengeance

Pipichi		Rok		Kray		Zeion
HP	80	HP	111	HP	131	HP	113
MP	119	MP	22	MP	111	MP	60

UnlosingRanger · Nov 21, 2017

The boy blinked, before nodding as he rushed behind her. "Worry not Miss.. Uh.. Fair Maidenly Priest!" Wrapping his arms around Muller, he pulled, digging his heels into the earth as he tried to help. "Please pull the crown from--The head of this beast!"
"Muller!" She shouts as she pulls with all her might along with Kalastor. "Almost!"

The crown moves some but... is still stuck. More help is needed!

Zeion looks inquisitively at the scene before him before grabbing the end of the rope behind the priest and his companion, wrapping it around his waist, planting his boots in a sideways stance and slowly beginning to walk backward. "Pull you louts!"

As Zeion the fishlike man and Kalastor the aspiring bard pull with all their might on the rope with Muller the sounds of slurping and sliding come from the crown, it sounds like it's about to come off, but it just isn't enough.
"Augh, COME ON! JUST. A BIT. MORE!"

Pipichi stared at them before looking at his scrawny arms. "Train your strength stats more!" He joined the others in pulling the rope and while pulling, a thought came to him. "Does this count as a Regicide?"

The small person was all that was needed to break the metaphorical camel's back.

Once you all worked together to take the crown off the crying King Slime the crown plops off and the magical outline of a man appears where Rok is... Before it explodes into a burst of crimson red, the king's skull falls into Rok's lap and everyone is covered in gore and guts. Pichipi's wool is stained crimson red permanently. Both pieces of the broken in half lute fall next to Kalastor neatly as if that is where it always belonged and Zeion's scales turn blood red as if cursed. Muller simply turns pale as the blood rains down on everyone.

Victory Music

Defeated King of Kiefer! Obtained king's crown, Obtained king's scepter, Obtained king's bloodstained robe, Obtained delayed Mental Scarring, obtained 10,000 GP, obtained 12,000 exp

Kalastor becomes level 9
Rok becomes level 9
Zeion becomes level 9
Pipichi becomes level 9

UnlosingRanger · Nov 21, 2017

The boy blinked, before picking up his two haves of the lute and diving for the crown. "It's mine, it's mine, the crown of men! Wait--That gore supposed to happen?"

The path before our party is Kiefer castle, the king they were going to request from is now splattered to bits due to Rok being inside of where the king would have reformed as a human.
What will the party do now?

Kalastor goes to pick up the crown, staring at the bloodied jewels. "That was their King--Wasn't it?" He blinked, staring off towards the nearby castle. "Well aren't we just in a load of shit."

Pipichi grimaced. "Let's....take a break please. Also, gather the stuff but don't touch it. We have to clean it first at least."

Rok takes 2 poison damage

Kalastor turns to the bloody ogre, crown held close to his chest. "Muller, Ma'am, though Rok has killed the King--Could you, perhaps, do your little healy thing?"

"Uh what?" Muller still in shock from what just happened doesn't know what is going on.

He turns to face the priest, crown behind his back. "Er.. Do you, mayhaps, know how to fix partial digestion? "The boy blinks, before slapping his head. "Aha, apologies, it seems I was asking the wrong question. Just who brought out healing herbs, do you maybe know? We can put them on the ogre here then to the castle we can go!" It seemed Kalastor was trying not to think about the King on the ground. And in his feathered hat. And on Pipichi. And Muller. And the grass.

Rok takes 2 poison damage

Kalastor looks around, before hesitantly approaching the gobsmacked Priest. He stares up at her, cutely scratching his cheek in silence. Seconds pass. Crown in one hand, Kalastor looks around once more, before poking the side of her breasts and face with the non pointy end of one half of his lute.

"Gwah! What are you doing, where are we again?" The young Priestess looks back and forth as if starting to come to terms with what just happened.

He blinks. "I think Rok kinda telefragged the King. Also, hes still being digested, so thats a little thing. On the bright side--" He smiles fairly adorably, bloody hands holding up the jeweled crown. "-Look at all this newfound gold! Riches, jewels, treasure untold!"

Pipichi facepalmed. "Please dont announce it to the world." He gathered everything up, piling the gold neatly, folding the robe, and putting the scepter on top of it. "Please put the crown on top of the robe."

Kalastor swirls around, bloody cloak billowing in the air as he flourishes his broken lute at the.. Cat? Sheep? "Treacherous knave, dimwitted shepard, impudent fool--Posession of the crown obviously means the Kingdom is ours to rule!"

"......Okay no. Time out." I used Slumber Rumbaa at the boy.

Kalastor falls asleep instantly

Kalastor crumpled to the ground, adorable face innocent and blissful as he cuddled his broken lute and bloody crown like stuffed animals.

As Kalastor falls the bloodstained crown slips out of his grasp due to the impact and proceeds to flip into the air for a few seconds as if god himself is directing the crown... before landing on his head. Kalastor begins to expand like a balloon and turns into a King Slime.

UnlosingRanger · Nov 21, 2017

".....kill?"

The priest looks back and forth "Eh?!"

Pipichi facepalmed and jumped to take off the crown.

The crown refuses to come off

The King Slime jiggles and slurps beneath him, almost snoring.

"Oh Goddess quick! Help me get this crown off!"

Rok takes 2 poison damage

Rok didn't feel very good, and something very unexpected just happened, but that didn't mean he couldn't get a few laughs out of it. He picked up the bloody skull in his lap and got up, walking up to Muller and putting his hand in the skull behind his back, before shoving it right in front of Muller's face, making the jaw open and making a muffled screaming sound as he shook it wildly, before turning around and jogging over to the new king slime, reaching over and helping pull the crown off.

Muller foams at the mouth and passes out
The crown still refuses to come off even with Rok's help

Rok has made a mistake, and it seems that he's only now realizing it. Without joking and trying to lighten things up? They're all in... rather serious trouble. Rok stopped trying to get the crown off, grabbing pipichi and running over towards Muller, giving her a light smack to wake her up. He couldn't someone getting stuck in the Slime again.

Muller slowly gets up holding her head "Mmm, my head. I had a horrible dream. I dreamt I went off and killed the king with assassins." She looks around. "Oh."

The slime slurp-snored again, oblivious to any danger.

Muller looks around at her self stained with blood and makes a pained expression before her eyes sharpen "HAAAAA!" A burst of magical power rips all signs of blood off her. "Right then, I can't disappoint father."She walks toward Kalastor and punches him lightly
1 dmg! Kalastor wakes up

The slurps shudder, like the put put of a starting engine--If anybody knew what that was--Before the King Slimes eyes flickered about. "SLLUUUUGHHGHGGHHGHGFPH"

"What?"

Muller looks over Kalastor. "Wow, this is a really strong curse. Someone pretty impressive must have cast it, but they're probably nearby somewhere with how strong it is..."

The King Slime jiggles confusedly, before jumping into the air with a splurch, its shadow blotting the sun from view of the party.

Muller casts the spell Oopmh on herself doubling her strength.

Rok dives out of the way from the slime landing site.

Muller catches Kalastor her hands moving in a blur, then slamming him down
"Pweh. Kalastor! Settle down for a bit."

The slime pauses, still jiggling, before turning a shade of pink, sheepishly smushing its jelly like body into Muller. ..Apologetically. "SLURPHURLURP"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Muller rubs on Kalastor a bit "Alright I think I know what is going on. I could remove the curse on Kalastor, but..."
Muller looks at the upcoming Castle Town
"What if the castle is cursed as well?"

The slime nods hastily, or at least nods as much as it can. "SLURPHURLURPH"

Muller pokes Kalastor
"If the town is cursed like this we can't understand them."

Slime!Kalastor jiggles closer. "SLUUUURPH" (You put on the crown then! I want to walk on legs like men!)

Muller has no idea what Kalastor is saying
"So! We'll have Kalastor pose as the king. He should be able to understand everyone if they're cursed right?"

Slime!Kalastor pauses, before inwardly shrugging. Seemingly compressing, the King Slime rolls over each party member, before rolling for the castle. He would never be able to play the lute again if he was forever a slime, the sooner they got this ordeal over with, the better! "SLURPHURLURPHURLURPH"

UnlosingRanger · Nov 21, 2017

Soon all the party members are gathered against their will like a katamari by !SlimeKalastor and rolled into town before flying into a brick wall
Rok takes 10 damage
Zeion takes 10 damage
Pipichi takes 10 damage
Muller gently floats off using her magical power to slow her fall.

"SLURPHURLURPH?"

"Uhh? Thanks?" Muller says in reply

Slime!Kalastor jiggles.. Proudly, before turning even pinker.

Muller looks around and spots an orange slime peeking around a corner
"I assume the king was looking for help..." she whispers

The King Slime turned to stare at the orange slime, unblinking, before jumping in front of it, gelatinous body wobbling. "SLURPH."
(I found mighty adventurers and a beautif--Er--powerful priestess to assist us in our plight! After watching them save me from a bear, I just knew they would do whats right!)

There is silence, suddenly a burst of slimey cheering erupts throughout the town. A swarm of around 70 different sorts of slimes swarming the party jumping up and down. "SLUUURRP." (HURRAY FOR THE HEROES HURRAY!) To everyone in the party besides Kalastor it's just slurping sounds.

It seems that the once people were not used to being slimes yet, so they can't tell the difference from one kind of slime to another. Slimes start to swarm and gently rub against Zeion.

Zeion punches the blobs. "Get away from me, boogers!" He picks one up and throws it at Kalastor.

The metal slime Zeion threw hits Kalastor then bounces back twice as hard right into Zeion's face "Slurrrprprprp!" (DO IT AGAIN!)

"Son of a sea urchin!" He grabs the slime, cocks his arm and aims at the nearest tree, launching it.

"SLURURPRPRPRPRPP" (WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!)The metal slime cleaves the tree in half and keeps going; before rolling back to be thrown again

He grabs the metal slime, turns toward Rok, cocks his arm and hurls as hard as he can.

Slime Kalastor notices Zeion throwing his new 'subjects' about like stones. Zeion notices a particularly large shadow growing around him.

Rok catches the slime and gently sets it down, patting the top of it and apologizing for his ally's actions.

Muller despite what happened earlier starts laughing and says with a light hearted cheer. "Lets get to the castle! We should be able to find a way to solve it from there."

"SLIME ARMY!"

Kalastor, or the King Slime, landed on top of Zeion, before rolling over his other companions, flickering pink as he absorbed Muller. Companions.. Inside, the King Slime hopped over the castle wall and towards the castle. "SHLURPURLURPURLUR!" TO OUR LIBERTY, I DARE SAY! OUR SLIMY FORMS END TODAY!

As Kalastor rolls everyone up once again and launches at top speed at the castle he passes two surprised slime knights in a blur straight through the middle of the castle where the bridge door is open. Then up some stairs leading straight from them and crashes into a throne. Everyone is thrown off once again.

Rok takes 10 damage
Zeion takes 10 damage
Pipichi takes 10 damage
Muller gently floats off once more

There is a giant pink slime with a tiny crown next to Kalastor in the opposite throne next to him. "Sluurprprprp!" (Father you came back so quickly?!)

The Slime King froze, staring at the Pink Slime on the throne. "..SLURPURP." (..Indeed, I have returned! These brave travelers were just heading towards the Kingdom as I left, I've learned!) Inwardly, the boy cringed. He was so dead.

"Slurp? SLUrrrrppp?" (What's wrong father? You seem different, are you feeling okay?)

King Slime Kalastor forced himself to remain calm, jiggling over to the Kings Daughter and bumping slime with her, as if placing a hand on her shoulder.. Slimily. "S-SLURPURLURP" (W-Worry not, my girl! Recent events simply make me want to.. To hurl! ) Hurl indeed.

"Slslslslslslslurp!" (Father has a sense of humor like usual with his puns!)
Muller looks around the castle and starts to wonder off leaving Kalastor alone with the party and slime princess

"Ow......" Pipichi rubbed his head as he got gingerly before staring at the two slimes. "Queen Slime?"

"Slurp?" (No, I'm the princess!)
Rok takes 6 poison damage

Rok grimaces as his stomach reminds him that he ate that slime (ugh!) and he walks over to Muller, quickly asking if they can do anything to help.

Muller is looking over a crystal ball with slime nearby who has a curious look "Try keeping the princess company... and break the news for her. Gently of course."
Muller casts the spell Squelch on Rok
His poison is cured!

UnlosingRanger · Nov 22, 2017

Meanwhile while this is being said to Rok; Kalastor decides he can't take it anymore.

The King Slime stared at the Pink Slime, unmoving, its jelly morphing from blue to an even darker blue, almost purple in color.
"...Slurr.."( ..I.. I-I'm sorry. I-I can't.. The King Slime sagged, tears welling up in its eyes as Kalastor wobbled away from the Princess.)
"Slurphur..." (The King Slime shuddered, before tearing up. ..Can't keep doing th-this..)

"slurrrrp? slur." (Can't keep doing what father? You seem ill.)

King Slime Kalastors jelly form darkens, almost black in color now. His face is solemn, eyes sorrowful. "Shlurph." (I-I.. I have lied to you, dear princess. I had lied to your subjects outside as well, in fear of what they would do. But no more. I.. I cannot. Kalastor continued speaking, without pause or a chance for her to reply. I am not your father. I am not the King. He perished as a slime, and when this cursed crown fell upon my head, so did my body transform, identical to the form he had taken. Our band of adventurers were heading to your fathers Kingdom to seek help, yet along the way, your father, still as a slime, appeared before us. We were frightened, as was he, most likely. We sought to defeat your father, unable to communicate as a slime, by making him slumber, yet we are a new party. Some of us tried attacking it, breaking the sleep spell multiple times. We tired of it, and instead, decided to try and pull the crown from his body in order to weaken it so we could flee. We pulled the crown off indeed, but there was an accident. Your father.. he perished in the accident, and in the confusion, the crown landed upon my own head, transforming me. We realized what had happened, and yet still did we dare come here, dare to lie to you and your subjects very faces. The King Slime turned away, wobbling as tears streamed down like rivers. Please. Do as you see fit. I deserve not your mercy, Princess. Who am I, but a knave, a criminal, a murderer? An accident it may have been, it has left this Kingdom bereft of its Ruler, you, bereft of a father. Words cannot describe my guilt. All I ask of you, is that you leave the others from punishment. I, alone, will suffer whatever punishments you see fit. All I can hope for is that our priestess finds a way to break your Kingdoms curse. It is the absolute least we could do. Kalastor weeps silently, unable to face the princess, his slime form practically melting into tears.)

The giant pink slime looks at slime!kalastor her heart and face in pain, but something else in her eyes. A duty she must take.
"Slurp" (Can you come into the secret chamber with me? Without all of the others?)

The King Slime shakes away his tears, nodding hesitantly before waddling--trudging as a slime?--Towards her. "Schluurp.." (If that is what you wish..)

As Kalastor follows the princess slime guards follow close behind him as if making sure he cannot easily run away. They go into a hall that leads to some stairs going downwards into a dungeon. Entering the dungeon the slime princess presses a brick in a pristine cell and a hidden entrance of stairs leading even deeper is revealed. At this point you've been wobbling 5 straight minutes down before finally reaching the end Revealing two huge red doors easily reaching 30 feet in height each. The slime princess slurps to the two guards "You two guard the entrance to the stairs while I inform our guest on the consequences of his actions."

She slowly pulls one of the doors open with her slimy mouth. Revealing a large chamber with a round table in the middle of it with a symbol of the sun in the center covered in dust. Stone figures of a old man resides as statues on both sides of the far walls, each 7 feet tall. They are left pristine from time itself and you can easily see the figure of this hero of old.

She wobbles in and motions for you to follow before closing the massive door.

UnlosingRanger · Nov 22, 2017

"Slurp" (This man is a legendary hero chosen by god, his blood flows through my veins. (well the veins I used to have)) "Slurp." (Our family is desended from that bloodline.) she says slurping (Killing one of our bloodline is considered a sin. One against god himself; I'm truly sad that my father died, but someone has to take his place.)There is a slight pause as if she's considering what she should do. (After we execute all the others we'll live as a Slime Queen and Slime King to keep the order with the people. I'm sorry.) The princess glows pinker despite looking somewhat sad.

Kalastor froze, his jelly body shifting from pink, to yellow, to green, back to pink, all in the matter of seconds. Its clear that this was not the answer he expected. "S-Shlur-Shlurphurl..?" (I-I.. M-Me-? As-? The blush on his cheeks grew even stronger). "Sh-Shlur-Shlurpurlup.."( I.. Er.. As.. A-As kindhearted and.. T-Tempting as the offer is Princess..) Kalastor wobbles around timidly. "Schlurp.." (My companions and I were on our way to your fathers kingdom for permission to access a temple.. A temple, which our priestess is able to use as a method of travelling through time. Only, our priestess. If you leave our party alive, Im sure that not only will we eventually be able to break your Kingdoms curse, but have a chance at saving your father from the accident! Th-This sounds crazy, I know, but I have lied to you one too many times. If I were to lie again, I would strike myself down.) The boy in the body of a King Slime looked away shyly. "..Sh-Shlurp." (A-Also, I-I'm only fifteen, m-my lady.)

"Slrp?" (Temple? What temple? There hasn't been a temple for a thousand years there. It's told in fairytales for bedtime here and b-besides. I've always wanted a boyfriend you know.)
The Princess slime puff puffs at Kalastor in her pink slime form which runs hot.

Kalastor practically glows for a moment, shyly shaking as he splutter slurped out a response. "Sh-Shlur-Shur!" (I-I swear it's there! Or at least, our priestess said so.. B-But I have faith in the party, even if they're.. W-Well, if anybody could break the curse, turn back time, and have a shot at saving your father, itd be them! Besides.. We got ourselves into this mess, its only fair if we take responsibility and try to mend it!) A pause, before the blush grew even larger. "Sh-Shlurpurlup, sh-sh-shurplurp!" (A-And you're way t-too good for me anyways, Princess! So beatifu-Er-Cut-A-Ah.. So merciful, noble, and determined.. H-How could a boy l-like me even th-thinka bein' worthy?!)

"Shlu-Shlurpurlurp? Shurlurp!" A-Any.. Anyways!! H-How about.. How about I stay here, while you let the others go to the temple? I-If they don't come back soon enough, th-then Ill hunt them down myself!

"Hmmm slurp." (Alright, only if you stay though, because I really like you I'll give you this chance. It's not like they can leave this island anyway.)
Her body is practically glowing warm.

Kalastor perked up, jiggling and wobbling. "Sh-Shlurp!" (Th-Thank you, Princess! Theres nothing I could ever do that would be able to repay your k-kindness but I'll try my--OhmygoodnessImsosorrypleasedontexecutethem!) In his excitement, Kalastor had tackle hugged the Princess, bright blue jelly like body smushed against hers. He had also not heard part of her words. Or maybe he had, and just tried not to think about it that hard. Nonetheless, he bounced back--Almost literally--Blushing up a storm. "Shlurprup..?" (S-So uh.. Maybe you could call off th-the guards..?)

Upon those words Kalastor noticed something bad, VERY BAD.
He was starting to physically fuse with the princess
"Slurp." (ohohoo you.)

UnlosingRanger · Nov 22, 2017

"SCHLURP?!" (E-Ehh?! Wha-?! I-? Wh-Whatever I d-did I'm so sorrryyyyy!!!)
The boy wobbled, trying to break free.

Kalastor feels an even harder tug back. He's absorbed further. Half of his body has been fused with hers and it stops "Slurp" (No, you couldn't last long enough!)

Kalastor trembles, ashamed, embarrsed, and utterly confused. "Sh-Shlurp..?" (Wh-Whats uh.. Whats going on, Princess..?)

"Slurp" (I have no idea.) "Slurp" (It felt good whatever it was.)

Kalastor blushes and struggles, trying to break free, before pausing. "Sh-Shlurp..?"(..I-I guess.. I-I just felt a natural attraction?)
"Sh-Shlurp.." (M-Maybe we could find out how t-to.. How to do it again, without, like, morphing..?)

"Slurp!" (But I liked it!) The other half of your body(?) puffs its cheeks up

"Sh-Shlurp!" (E-Eheh, well, I-Ill admit, so did I.. B-But what would your people say i-if they saw us.. Saw us.. The Kaladtor half flushed trembling in fear and foriegn feelings. -L-Like this?! Dontchya want your own body back, Princess?)

You hear snoring, the other half of your body, the princess, fell asleep likely due to mental exhaustion.

Kalastor sighed, shaking away the blush adorning half his body, before rolling up the stairs.

Kalastor sees the two guards from before up the top of the stairs "Slurp" (I've never killed someone before.) The other slime guard chips in "slurp" (But the princess said that we have to kill them if they don't find the temple.) They both turn and look at the half king half queen slime moving at rapid pace and foam at the mouth passing out

Rolling past the guards without care, Kalastor hurtles all the way to the top of the stairs without stopping.

He goes past the guards, through the dungeon then and up some more stairs leading up to the throne room. Along the way every slime he(?) sees passes out instantly at the monstrosity they have become. mHe notices everyone look at him once he reaches the throne room. All the slimes in the room pass out! The rest of the party seems to just be lazing about. Muller looks at the malformed Kalastor

Kalastor wobbled frantically. "SHLUUUUUUUUUURP" (OhkygodIdontevenknowwhathappenedheeEEEEEEEELP!)

Muller looks at this slowly fusing more together monster
"Kalastor, I didn't know you were old enough for that!"

UnlosingRanger · Nov 22, 2017

If anything, the franticness increases, a pang of yellow shooting through his body, as well as a huge, pink, blush. Again. "SCHLUUURP?!" (OLD ENOUGH FOR WHAT?! WHATS HAPPENING?!)

Muller slowly looks up to the half fused crown on top of the half fused Kalastor and her eyes widen

"SCHLUUUURP! Sch-Schul-Schlurp..!" (Please, fix meee! I-I mean, not that this isn't enjoyable, b-but.. I-Its going t-too fast!)

Suddenly the room goes cold and condensation gathers and power slowly gathers in Muller's hands. She speaks the words "BENEDICTION!" A flash of white light fills the entire room before Kalastor and the Princess split apart and return to human falling onto the soft rug that surrounds the thrones.

Kalastor groaned.

He noticed his groan sounds different

Before pushing himself up, a hand coming to his head.

His hand is more lady like than he remembered, also some very nice gloves overlay on top of it.

Kalastor blinks. Kalastor stares harder.

Yep, that sure is her hand now.

Kalastor whimpered. "M-Muller..?"

"Princess, what's the matter?"

Kalastor closed his eyes. "Muller--You spiritually divine blasting hack! There better be a way to get my true body back!"

"... Eh?!?"

Kalastor stood, or at least tried. "I--YOU PUT ME IN HER BODY, AND HER INTO MINE! For Gods sake--If you dont get me back to normal it's the end of the line!"

Muller Blinks blushing and rubbing the back of her head awkwardly.
"Oh, that's never happened to me before. I guess we all have one of those days."

"MUUUUULLLLLLEEEEEEEEEERRR!"

"Um, well... Um..."

He--She?--Grabbed the priest by the shoulders, eyes wide with alarm. "Fiiiiiix usssssss!"

"I-I-I-I can'''ttt"

"I had just convinced her not to kill all of you, too!"

"W-w-what?"
Muller's head bobs back and forth from the shaking

"Impudent, idiotic, interswitching--Agh!" He.. Er, She, let the priest go, head between her hands. "I can't go out like this--I want me back, mee!"

Muller's eyes shift back and forth "Wait... Aren't you the princess right now?"
Her head looks back and forth checking the situation. The party had apparently left and not wanted to deal with whatever this was and all the slimes were still knocked out.
"And all the slimes are knocked out." She says as if a matter of fact.

Kalastor stopped, suddenly looking around for.. His own body before answering. "I--Well, yes, but.."

"Also I noticed you're way stronger than you were earlier."

"W-Well.. Maybe--But--I can't fight with these!" Kalastor flushes.. Cutely, gesturing to the Princess'. His own, chest.

Muller pokes one "They aren't that big."

"E-Eep!" Kalastor flushed harder, before continuing to search for his own body. "Th-Thats not what matters, what matters was that-"
He spots his own body, snoozing away. "M-Muller, pleeeaaaase! Put me.. Put me here!"
Kalastor stomped over to his own body, pouting and pointing to the white haired boy splayed across the ground.

"I'm sorry, but I can't. My magic power isn't strong enough. But..."

"But?!"

"The body your in is. I can see the magic power pouring out of it. Well, except you clearly don't know magic."

"NO!"

"So... I think you might be stuck that way for a while."

"...How long is a 'while'?" Princess Kalastor seethes.

Muller coughs "*cough* '3 years' *cough*"

"..Why?!"

"Because that's how long it took me to learn the spell I just used!"

"TEACH IT QUICKER! YOU JUST CAST IT NOW RIGHT?!"

"BENEDICTION!" A white light fills the room again... Nothing happened. "Ngggh. I was always bad at this sort of magic... If it was just you it would have worked fine." Muller pokes her fingers together twirling them around embarrassed.

Kaladtor slings his own body over his.. Over her.. Over his body's shoulders, cheeks puffed. "Could your timey wimey temple do anything to fix this, and us uh.. Offing the King?"

"Uh, probably. She's uh... He's... Kalastor has been asleep a while there."

"Princess--I'm, Kalastor. She's in my body.."

A sweatmark goes down Muller's face
"Do I just call you Princess Kalastor now so we don't get confused all the time?" A question mark appears above Muller's head

Kalastor pouted. "I don't wanna be a girl, no matter how powerful.. How am I going to bathe?!" She turned, eyebrow twitching. "..You fix this.. Situation, and you can call me whatever."

UnlosingRanger · Nov 22, 2017

"I guess I could bathe you so you don't have to open your eyes. I used to wash the children all the time at the Orphanage after all."

Kalastor blushed. "A-Ahhm.. M-Maybe not.. That option.." Coughing into a gloved fist, Kal put his own sleeping body into a bridal carry. "..Could you wake her up, at least?"

Muller pokes the body "Coma."

"W-Wha-?! How?! Why?!"

"It's clearly a magical coma."

"..Can your magical macguffin temple of oh-so-divine time foolery fix that, too?"

The body wakes up. "uggh wha-" Muller punches your old body on the head and it goes back to sleep. "Y-yep, Magical coma."

Princess Kalastor stared.

"Ehehehe."

"Can you.. Please, wake them up? Or else my mouth juuuust might slip and order you to be EXECU--Hey, whered the rest of our party go?"

"I think they went to the Inn, ahahaha." A large sweatdrop goes down Muller's face. "I think, they don't want to think about what just happened... at all." Muller was at her wits end on what to do about this. Frankly this was all too weird for her. She looks to the side as if looking at something. "Oh look a butterfly!"

"Muller--!"

Muller starts booking it out of town a small cloud of dust is left behind in the throne room.

Kalastor sprinted after, his snoring body in her arms. "Wake the Princess up, for Gods sake! I need somebody.. More sane to talk to!" "MUUUULLEEEEEEEEEERRR-!"

Muller looks behind her to see Princess Kalastor catching up. "Gwehh!" she starts running even faster Before you both know it you're at the path that leads towards the bears and temple.
Muller stops for a second to catch her breath and screams out. "Why aren't you tired yet! You're carrying a body!"

"PRINCESSSSS POOOWWWEEEEEEEERRRRRR!"
Princess Kalastor tackles her, her own body still in her arms, legs straddling the Priests back onto the ground. "Muller--Im getting my body back, and you're helping!"

Some weird roars are heard at the same time this is happening as if attracted to the noise. "eh?" A weird blue bear in the distance is running towards both Muller and Kalastor. "EHHHHH!?"

"Muller." He shifts closer to her. "If we die, I'm haunting you."

Eyes tearing up from the long day Muller screams.
"SAVE MEEEE!"

Kalastor tries to pick her up, too. A body on each shoulder.

"Cweh."

Kalastor starts running back to the kingdom, silent, yet eyes wide with terror. (I just wanted to play my lute today--Was that to much to ask?)

The bear begins to catch up; You can hear it's roaring getting closer, IT WILL CATCH UP! After a few seconds Muller realizes something. "H-Hey, why are we running again?" Muller asks questionably. The bear roars again, It's even closer literally almost at Princess Kalastor's heels as she carries the two

Kalastor runs harder, panting, before slowly trying to shake one of the bodies in his hands awake. "P-Princess? PRINCESS!"

She's shaken awake "Nghhhhhh, wha-?" She sees the bear and pretends to be dead right away in Princess Kalastor's arms as he shakes her.

"H-HOW DO KILL BEARS?! WITH YOUR--WITH YOUR MAGIC PRINCESS!"
"How do you kill be-?!"

THE BEAR IS UPON YOU!
(boss music)

Kalastor(Princess)
HP	133
MP	133

command?

UnlosingRanger · Nov 22, 2017

Kalastor slowed to a halt, eyes shadowed by the curls of his new body's bangs. Setting Muller and his own body softly onto the ground, he turned to face the bear, eyes alight with not rage... Just irritation. "I've accidentally killed a King today. Got turned into a slime, had to tell his daughter slime what happened. For whatever, wonderful, reason, she decided she likes me--Me of all people! Then we.. K-Kinda hug somehow, then a Priest turns me into a girl trying to fix me. Then she says she can't turn me back--Look, Im just, really annoyed right now, so if you could--No? Well then get out OF MY WAY!!"
>Spells >Cast Fist >(Attack)

The bear was very surprised, it's entire body halts at the force of the punch. It didn't think you'd be able to do anything. It backs off slightly. 1 dmg!
Actually that bear looks pretty pissed off now that you get a good look at it.

"Uh hey, here!" Muller casts Oomph on Princess Kalastor doubling her strength "Try it again!"

The bear takes a swipe at Kalastor, it's slimy paw going through the side of your arm almost like paper with a feeling that is sharp yet smooth.

You take 35 damage!

Kalastor(Princess)
HP	98
MP	133

Command?

Kalastor cried out, before gritting her teeth, blood streaming down her armlike a river, the flesh and cloth carved away. Raising her gloved fists with a cry of annoyance that this bear would dare get in her way, she attacked again. >Attack

Combined with the natural might the Princesses body had and the spell Muller just cast the bear is physically lifted off the ground from the sheer force of it, the air cracks as the bear tumbles and wobbles several feet away. It woozily gets up. The slime bear takes 80 damage!

Muller casts mid-heal... on the bear accidentally. "Shit. I can't believe I missed, how!"

The bear recovers 60 HP

The bear renewed with life charges forward at Kalastor and takes a huge bite out of her leg, tearing a part of her upper thigh off along with her skirt, revealing stripped white and pink panties.

Kalastor takes 35 damage!

Kalastor(Princess)
HP	63
MP	133

Command?

Kalastor squeeked, holding gloved hands over her form, before reddening, both in anger and embarresment. "You--You--! Both of you!" Her eyes flicker from the bear to Muller as she stumbled and limped away, modesty in tatters. "Alright, buster, I have a lot, of steam I need to let off right now. And you. Are. Gonna--HELP!"
>ATTACK!

As she punches again the punch almost lands in such a way combined with the spell she instantly splatter's the bear's skull. Almost that is. The bear rises 10 feet into the air then back down. The bear takes 80 damage!

Muller does nothing, she's just staring in shock at how much she messed up.

The bear slowly gets up, the light of life almost out of it's eyes. If not for the leg injury from earlier Kalastor could avoid its next swipe. The bear slowly swipes at her again, a massive amount of blood flies out. It ends up ripping Kalastor's front shirt and bra off leaving a bear claw mark straight down her body. Leaving her almost completely naked with her clothes and flesh in tatters.

35 dmg is done to Kalastor!

Kalastor(Princess)
HP	28
MP	133

Command?

Princess Kalastor stares at her rack. She turns to stare at the bear. She looks back at her bloody rack, and exposed undies. She turns back to the bear. She can feel her fists curling and face heating up to levels of volcanic proportions. Princess Kalastor shakily raises her elbows into the air, breasts bouncing along, before bringing them downwards with a scream to shake the heavens. >Attack

As Princess Kalastor throws her next punch that feels like her last with all of her anger and might she punches the bear. The bears skulls dissappears into it's own body and out the other end inverting. The bears body explodes into slime everywhere.
The bear... was finally defeated. VICTORY!

Obtained a SUPER life seed, Obtained 300 exp.

UnlosingRanger · Nov 22, 2017

Kalastor picks up the life seed shakily; bloody, nude, and madly blushing, before popping it into her mouth.

It tastes like Blood and Iron, +9 permanent HP to Princess Kalastor!

She raises her fist into the air, before turning to Muller, death in her eyes. "Are you gonna' heal me, or are you gonna resurrect this bear cor-?!"

Midway saying that Muller tosses herself on the bleeding to near death and mostly naked Kalastor
"MID-HEAL,MID-HEAL,MID-HEAL,MID-HEAL,MID-HEAL, MID-HEAL."
540 hp is restored... She only has 172 Hp however

"..Muller?"

Muller's body is limp against Kalastor's
"I'm sorry, I just... messed up so much back home. I froze. Honestly, I'm pretty bad at fighting."

Princess Kalastor closes her eyes for a second, before sighing. "Really? I hadn't noticed. Now uh, are you wearing anything under that overdress of yours?"

"um..." She looks at a near naked Kalastor. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I forgot!" and jumps away.

"Cause like, the Kingdom won't be happy seeing their Prince-"She lays there arms and legs spread wide, face neutral. "..Got any extra clothing?"

"Um... I forgot to pack extra."

She sighs, repeating herself. "What're you wearing under that dress?"

There is a short awkward silence. "Nothing at all."

Princess Kalastor lays there for a few seconds, idly poking at her own chest, before snapping her fingers. "Could you go see what my body is wearing?"

"Wait! Here!"

She hands the blue part of her dress over to Princess Kalastor. Leaving just a skin tight tan suit that literally hides nothing on herself.

"..I mean, that's what I meant, yeah." Putting it on, Princess Kalastor looked up, only to blush, covering her eyes not seconds after. "For Gods sake--Whats my body wearing?!"

"Your body? Uhh rags?"

"Go like, take my real body's shirt or something! He's--I'm--They should have a cloak!"

Muller looks at herself "... OH. Oh."

How could they have traveled together without her ever looking at him? Was he bad to look at, he wondered.

And Muller quickly takes the shirt of the boy's body and wears it

What would the Princess think about his body?!

Speaking of Kalastor's old body it starts to wake up
"This shirt..."

She gasps, rushing to their side. "P-Princess, are you hurt?!"

"Really doesn't fit."

He turned to glance at Muller.

The shirt is practically pulling away from Muller as she's wears it

Kalastor face palmed.

"Of course I'm hu-... Wha? Wasn't my body more rubbery a second ago?"

"Er.. About that.."

"I met this cute slime and everything too."

"C-Cute?!"

"We were going to be king and queen! And... And..." Kalastor(?) looks at his body "..."

"E-Ehh?!" ...Kalastor hesitantly walked over. Placing a gloved hand on.. His original body, he.. She, nodded. "Totally freaky, right?"

Kalastor looks up "Why is my own body talking to me?"

"I-It's me, Princess! There was.. A mishap.. You're.. In mine."

"In what?"

Kalastor coughed, scratching her cheek as she looked away. "B-Body.."

Kalastor looks down at his pants and pulls them forward to look down "Bod-y?"

"H-Hey! D-Don't just! W-Well.. I-I mean.. I suppose I saw.. I guess you could.."

"Oh hey sweet, always wanted one of these!"

Kalastors words die in her throat as heat find its way back to her cheeks.
"Y-You're not gonna.. Gonna do anything weird t-to my body.. R-Right, Princess?"

"Weeeeeeeeeee. This is such a cool dream!"
He starts running back to the castle shirtless

"H-Hey--No! Stop!" Kalastor begins sprinting to catch up.

You overtake him in a literal second and go past him

"Haha! My lack of muscles works in my favor, for once!" Kalastor skid to a halt, trying to catch the Princess.. In his body.
Has my face always been that cute? Kalastor wondered

You easily... lift yourself by one arm. You're awfully light.

Kalastor puts her original body into a bridal carry, studying the face with interest, close enough for her to feel his breath. It wasn't every day you saw yourself up close.

Kalastor sneezes into Princess Kalastor's face. Seems he was getting a cold.

Her face scrunches in disgust, dropping her body to instead wipe her face of snot. ..With Muller's dress. Where was Muller, anyways?

"GWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUN, RUN, RUN!" 4 bears are chasing Muller, roaring in rage.
She sprints past you

She stops to stare, before throwing the Princess over her shoulder and following suit.

The sounds of bear roaring are heard as the sun starts to set and then they stop and walk away.
"Hmm?" Muller stops. "Wait... what?"

"What?" Kalastor turns. "What?!"

"They stopped chasing us." She points at the bears walking away.

"..Bigger fish?"

An image of a huge blue slime fish enters Muller's head
"Flip flop, flip flop~"

"..Bigger Fish." Princess Kalastor follows the sound with her eyes.

Muller shrugs "I'm starting to get cold out here. Lets get back to the Inn and explain what happened."

Princess Kalastor turned to the Kalastor Princess. "Princess, you okay with that..?"

...He's asleep again. "Wow, say did you sleep that much?" Muller asks

"No--It's the Princess!"

Suddenly your own foot kicks you. Kalastor is kicking you in your sleep.

Throwing them over her shoulders, Kalastor sighed as she began walking back to the kingdom. It was going to be a long night.

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They all make it to town exhausted with the moon full in the sky. Once in town a few slimes start crowding around Kalastor.

"Er.. M-Muller, can't you turn these pepple into.. People?"

"Actually I can't, I've been actively using the spell the entire time. Just for you two."

"...So, any moment, we could become slimes again?"

Muller could tell that Kalastor was hoping that Muller could repeat what she did the first time. She shakes her head.
"I'm not sure, I think you'd just die if I turned it off."

"That's not good."

"I don't think your bodies would survive it again."
More slimes appear jumping up and down
"Slurp" (Princess, Princess. We captured them all!) they say to you

"W-Wait, I can understand-?" Kalastor shakes her head. "Captured who, again?"

"Slurp!" (The Murderers! We're going to burn them at the stake like you ordered!) "Slurp!"

"..I never said that?"

"Slurp!" (Yeah, she said to drown them in the ocean by tying rocks to them!) "Slurp!" "Slurp..." (But we can't tie knots...) "Sl" (Oh.) One of the slimes looks dejected that they can't drown the party.

"..So where are they now?"

"Slurp!" (We have them hanging!) "slurp"

"..Could you, un-hang them for now?"

"Slurp" (For our princess we would bury them alive! Aye Aye!)
Muller watches the exchange
"What's going on?"

"Theyve been trying to kill the party for murdering the King." She says, eyes never leaving the slimes. "PLEASE DO NOT HARM THE MURDERERS FOR NOW."

"Slurp?" {Hmm? I... I guess.} "Slurp." {I always wanted to do a lynching though.) The slimes start to disperse.

She sighs, the Kalastor Princess in one hand as she facepalms with the other. "Lets get some rest at the castle, Muller."

As you enter the castle you find the rest of the party in ropes captured. Wait they can't tie knots right?
"Slurp!" (We got them out of nowhere while they slept never expected it!)
A guard slime sounds rather proud, You'll notice they have fingers to work with unlike other slimes. Everyone in the party seems to be pretty unharmed and awake even.

Kalastor begins to explain all of what just happened to the party.

Princess Kalastor, wearing the scraps of the Princess clothing and Muller's blue overdress, sighed, before bending over to untie the party. "So--Basically, the Princess and I, Kalastor, switched bodies after Muller botched a spell to turn us human. I chased her around, we fought a bear, then convinced the guards not to kill you all."

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