Vote tally - Dragon Harem Quest - Or: Saying You Were Gay Wasn't The Conversation-Ender You Hoped For
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[x] "I wish for wine! The good stuff, enough for a dragon!"
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[X] "I wish for you to turn into a sexy dragon and pretend to be my mate until Mother leaves!"
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[X] "I wish for you to clean up my cave!"
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[X] "I wish for you to doub- trip- quadruple my hoard!"
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[X] "I wish for my lair to be returned to state it was the second after I released you!"
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[x] Declare in an angry/frustrated tone, perhaps even shouting it, "I wish for you to be be my butler for the rest of my life. Put on a proper uniform then clean up this mess." Wave a talon in general direction of former gold as you yell "If you can replace my hoard great, if not.. well I'm too busy with mother to yell some more at you." Feel free continue to fume inwardly as you worry about mother coming in
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[X] Fuck the Ifrit. Fuck the cave. Fuck Mother. Fuck everything. Grab the magic map, sneak past Mother (we evidently know the location far better than she does), and fly off to the nearest treasure location. Put Mother behind us, put the Ifrit behind us, put this whole damn mess behind us, and seek a chance at recouping the lost gold.
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[X] "Fix. THIS. NAAAAAOOOOOOW."
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