[X] "The Most Dangerous Toon Alive? I would thank you for the compliment but that would be too nice of me."
-[X] Wait until you see the fear on Goofy's eyes. It shouldnt take that long, right? You have time.
[X] "One minute? Oh, come now, my good fellow, don't overexaggerate! It would take at least five!"
-[X] Adopt a vicious leer once they're all slightly reassured and/or confused, then say, "One for monologuing, one second for the actual killing, the rest dedicated to agonizing torture before I kill you."
--[X] Do an evil laugh. You can't do anything truly cruel and unusual without an evil laugh