Well, maybe we can bring Malifishmertz too. Since we passed the double-Stewardship action (with flying colors) that frees us up to take a shot at moving the castle.
For Stewardship next turn I'd suggest Castle Doofhawk and either buying out Lee Industries or ACME Express Delivery.

And Diplomacy reaching out to both Shego and Khan.

Learning I'd suggest Researching the Galfed Ship, and since it's alien tech it won't trigger Jumba's opinion drop, and Dino Domestication or Adaptive Cape AI.

I suggest wait until we finished Express Delivery Action. It's reward said that we would get a Trait that would applies Bonus to certain Stewardship action and having an instantenous travel time would definitely helps moving the Castle with that 125 DC going on.
 
I'm just happy we nailed all three of the double action actions. Even with XP the odds of managing that were definitely worse than a coinflip, but we got it and now we can focus on actions that actually do things.

Well, except for Diplo. But we've got good enough odds on that to just sic Goofy on it and call it a day, so it won't draw off any Personal Attentions, at least.

Also my precious boy Hego may still get a chance at a Golden Age fight against Inquinator. This brings me great joy.

Unfortunately, it still doesn't work. 'In place of' =\= 'added too'. If her Occult score is higher then martial, it means she can make use of that higher score in multiple ways, but it doesn't outright act as a boost. So Temujin and his peers are still well out of her league.
Right, but she's also got this:
Leopold the Horrible: This monkey-bat-donkey-rat chimera offers Felldrake's wielder +20 to any Martial action directly related to combat.
Which brings her to a cool 42 Martial in combat situations. I still wouldn't recommend using her on Martial National Actions, for several reasons, but on quests? She's a great fighter.

Hell, she would've chumped Inquinator this turn if we'd assigned her to the fight. She's definitely a respectable hero unit in her own right now, even ignoring the fact that she's the only one we have with an Occult score.
 
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so a new hero get? i hope at least she will share some of her tech with us

I'ld be fine with getting this girl to school, and getting a well rounded education. It's clear she needs socialization to get friends to join her when she's a would-be conqueror.
be comfortable with leaving Lee Industries to LOVEMUFFIN
I actually think we should send them against Todd Howard and buy Bethesda. I'm hoping that would replicate that mystery loyalty bonus we got last time.
 
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Hego was all ready to go out and do some heroing, but he slept through his alarm! By the time he got to the Inquinator battle, it was already over!

To be continued in Interlude: Scrapyard Showdown
Norm Roll: 16+36-2 (ACME Retrofitted backfire)=50
Inquinator Contest: 24+16+10 (Trash Titan)=50
So, can we give up on Hego doing anything impressive. honestly he is exactly the same as the show version

also I'm kind of hyped for an epic trash fight
 
WHEEZ

Dennis, has 17 Martial. 17.

That is better than Agent Russ. Only Doof, Goofy, Wile E. Coyote, Norm Prime, Hego, powered Techno, and Dr. Jookiba have better Martial than that.

Major Monogram has 17 Martial. What a world we live in.
 
Next turn we could send all three Doof troop kids into the wasteland quest as long as we gear them up. Remember as far as Doof is aware there is no danger in there except for how toxic the place is. As long as he takes precautions his overprotective dad instincts should not flare.
 
Also if the +5 to all Normbots applies to Norm Prime, which it probably does, we have between an 83% and 93% chance to succeed on upgrading him if we assign him to it, which we should probably do
I actually think we should send them against Todd Howard and buy Bethesda. I'm hoping that would replicate that mystery loyalty bonus we got last time.
Eh, I don't know if there would be any real benefit to getting Bethesda

What could be good is to to the Castle and Lee Industries actions and have LOVE,UFFIN deal with the "resistance" just so we don't have to spend an action on them, though that might end badly
 
Next turn we could send all three Doof troop kids into the wasteland quest as long as we gear them up. Remember as far as Doof is aware there is no danger in there except for how toxic the place is. As long as he takes precautions his overprotective dad instincts should not flare.
I do not think sending kids into a TOXIC WASTELAND would be a good idea no matter how good their trait is.

Speaking of Wasteland, how about Coyote? That is basically his backyard!
 
I'ld be fine with getting this girl to school

Judging by her card, Lizzy is from one of the many paradoxed out futures. A learning enviorment might not be to useful due to the gap in her social and educational development, but she dose deseve friends.

Maybe run an Entomology club for kids. Indoctrinate the youth into her ant cult plus learn about empathy and junk.
 
Next turn we could send all three Doof troop kids into the wasteland quest as long as we gear them up. Remember as far as Doof is aware there is no danger in there except for how toxic the place is. As long as he takes precautions his overprotective dad instincts should not flare.
There is no chance in hell Doof's letting his little visigoth pumpkin into a potentially irradiated carcinogenic hellscape.
 
Besides! She has her... strange... friends? With her. And one has a super-staff and a demon for combat purposes.

It'll be FINE!

in the meantime, I'll just contemplate the wild odds I read the entirety of the thread just as a major, wonderfully written update drops.

EDIT: I would reasonably expect a roll at the start of all this that amounts to
INTRIGUE: Do you let Vanessa out of your sight for EVEN A SECOND? DC 200

OMEGAEDIT
Ah. The word has come from the almighty GM himself that this will not happen.
The gods have spoken and I am no fool to challenge them.

And also hello all, I'll be frequenting here! Be warned, I have an inherent disposition against The Sheep Who I Shall Never Give the Honor of Calling by Their Proper Name because as stated - Minor furry tendencies decree gender, racial, and species equality are paramount.
All plans or suggestions from me will have the potential buildup to overthrowing the Shameful One.
 
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I wonder what our rivals are going to get in their rival reports.

Imagine what it would be like for Negaverse Syndrome EvelynQuest to learn that Genghis Khan trained Doof and Dennis these past two months.
 
Hold on a second... I just realised something

So far in this Quest the three characters that have annoyed me the most, besides Sinatron, are Inquinator because he just pops up and gets extremely lucky rolls, Dennis because he was basically useless until he got ripped and Aracuan because he made the Quest more difficult, all of whom are cartoon birds

Am... am I Wile E. Coyote?
Thats the one I'm using in my head
 
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Hold on a second... I just realised something

So far in this Quest the three characters that have annoyed me the most, besides Sinatron, are Inquinator because he just pops up and gets extremely lucky rolls, Dennis because he was basically useless until he got ripped and Aracuan because he made the Quest more difficult, all re of whom are cartoon birds

Am... am I Wile E. Coyote?

Thats the one I'm using in my head
Or Doom. All three of them are Toons. :D
 
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Hego was all ready to go out and do some heroing, but he slept through his alarm! By the time he got to the Inquinator battle, it was already over!

To be continued in Interlude: Scrapyard Showdown
Huh....you know Hego has to be feeling pretty shitty right now. First he misses the big fight with Lizzie and the Vulcano dude, and now he sleeps through the show down with Inquinator, I think he's really gunna be depressed from this.
 
Huh....you know Hego has to be feeling pretty shitty right now. First he misses the big fight with Lizzie and the Vulcano dude, and now he sleeps through the show down with Inquinator, I think he's really gunna be depressed from this.
This time Inquinator will be suffering a -10 due to our army of Normbots. We probably could set him after Inquinator next turn. Or maybe get Technor to psychoanalyze.

Well, it might be a good idea to wait until the actual battle before we commit either way. Just so we know what type of duck Inquinator is.
 
So for the stewardship actions next turn I say Excavating Chicken Itza and ACME Instant Delivery. Chicken Itza is a very easy action if we send Janna with her +40 Feldrake bonus and ACME delviery will probably drop the Castle DC again making it more manageable.
 
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