- Location
- NJ
I think we should make sure that Khan is able to speak English first before we do anything with him, and we should get him a horse for him to ride as well.
DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
- Location
- Pennsylvania
No, openly attacking is what'll piss the government off. Getting your own army- known as a 'PMC' in polite society- is perfectly fine. All the other villains are doing it.
Mojave
BWAAAH
- Pronouns
- He
I would agree, but I think his English skills are mainly going to improve his intrigue and learning. I'm not willing to commit to another 3 months of Khan sitting on his hands while he learns to read. It is important, but not having an army is worrying and imagine how beautiful a crit success army would be.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
OS suggestion:
D igital
O perating
O bjectively
F antastic
System or D.O.O.F. System for short.
D igital
O perating
O bjectively
F antastic
System or D.O.O.F. System for short.
- Pronouns
- he
well then scratch what I said. all tho we should have him be able to talk in english would be a good idea.
- Location
- NJ
Well communication is important for any army especially with receiving orders, and I doubt any "pmcs" we make will have a hard time understanding ancient Mongolian.
- Location
- California
This feels like rushing though, and if that fails then we're open to reprisals. We're smack dab in the middle of many other factions. No, we would be better off waiting then trying for some kind of sudden offensive.
- Pronouns
- He/Him
We could make the Wale-song based universal translator.
weredrago2
"Cowabunga, Shadow the Hedgehog..."
- Location
- Florida
I see a critical flaw here. You're assuming Wile E. Coyote will catch Road Runner on his first try in this quest, and I just don't see it happening.
- Location
- Pennsylvania
Sadly I had to veto that suggestion. While I adore the idea and think it's hilarious a universal translator is too powerful to just hand out.
I very much disagree. We do not have the heroes to do this right now, Khan needs to learn english, Goofy should finish recruiting Max, I want Ross on spy on our employees to make sure we do not have any spies or time bombs in our team. That leaves only Monogram and Coyote , not enough for this. As for your reasons
1. No it would not. The QM stated no random event wouldever trigger a Bad Ending.
2. The government almost certainly knows magic exists. They are just propping up the masquerade and pretending it does not. If we all but knew about it at the beginning we can assume so does everyone else
3. That has nothing to do with going to Doof great uncles castle
4. dragging Major Monogram out to go out and get evil magic is much more likely to piss him off than make him like us, if you want that we should rope him into working with us to write that musical.
Plus, I said it once and will say it again, we are a scientist,mad science is our focus and specialty and right now we are barely on par or behind the other scientist warlords we need to double down on our strengths not try and open a new toybox before we have even finished looking at the top of our current one.
Mojave
BWAAAH
- Pronouns
- He
If we got a malus to actions due to language, I assume that would be depicted in the traits. For example the ???? says we are missing out on some of what Khan has gained from the serum because of the language barrier.
Similarly, if we were getting a minus to actions due to the barrier, that would probably be displayed. Since it isn't, I can only assume we'll get a bonus once Khan can speak English in four turns.
Similarly, if we were getting a minus to actions due to the barrier, that would probably be displayed. Since it isn't, I can only assume we'll get a bonus once Khan can speak English in four turns.
weredrago2
"Cowabunga, Shadow the Hedgehog..."
- Location
- Florida
What would be faster, teaching Khan to speak English or establishing ancient Mongolian as Doofania's secondary language?
- Location
- Somewhere in the area
- Pronouns
- He/She/They
A PMC is a good idea, I'd like to make sure Genghis Khan can speak english before we have him do any actions first however.
One of the biggest issues with ENCOM OS is not the fact that its awful and just bricked everyone's computers, but that the Master Control Program from Tron is using it to have access to everyone's files. Waiting a turn to put some extra security measures on it will be worth the lost sales/spread. Making our social media only work on it should make it's widespread usage by our populace inevitable anyway.
There are so many important options in stewardship that we need to do, that getting a second action should be a higher priority than buying Bueno Nacho. While Shego is practically our nemesis, we do have some other things to worry about other than just hurting her operations.
Making sure that our agents can operate without getting hurt in the wasteland should be our priority before we do any in-depth investigations. I have a feeling that Russ will be willing to help us out with the Wasteland since I have a feeling the Feds don't have a good idea what's happening deep in there either, and any info we get can be passed along through him. We'll just have to make sure to grab the shinies before selling our protective designs to the feds.
Crypto is dumb tho
. But more seriously separating our income from the Dollar will put a lot more federal attention on us since we have also declared ourselves a sovereign state. That would be one of the last steps to being a legitimate challenge to the U.S. on the international stage.
- Location
- California
Guys, I think I figured out Agent Russ. It's
from
More specifically
a photoshop of
Men in Black
Agent K.
- Location
- Idaho
Well let's give him full support maybe a hero or two to back him up.
Also that last interlude really made me laugh. I actually couldn't read for a minute it was so funny.
So now I challenge one of you to make an omake about the president or head spooky reading the initial report on us, and just face palm at the nice but very eccentric genius playing dictator.
- Location
- Philippines
- Pronouns
- He/Him
First opion is easier, but the second option opens a lot of options.
Mojave
BWAAAH
- Pronouns
- He
1. I think there was a miscommunication. I'm not saying that magic would cause the game to reach a bad end, just that it might cause some serious setbacks to us and we should be prepared against it.
2. Which is why they have their hands tied if we were to attack an opponent using magic. They can't very well keep up the masquerade if they're going to acknowledge magical attacks.
3. Pardon? We're going to Drusselstein.
4. Who said the magic was evil? As for the musical, Doof has a track record of coming into conflict with his musical partners. That said, I would be willing to do it, but we should wait until he wants to write about something other than shoving us into a meat grinder.
Mojave
BWAAAH
- Pronouns
- He
I'd say the army serves as a deterrent rather than inviting people to attack. Right now, we are militarily weak. If someone wants something we have, they can just march right in, whereas with an army they might be tempted to try diplomacy first.
weredrago2
"Cowabunga, Shadow the Hedgehog..."
- Location
- Florida
Well, Russ isn't just that. He's that and a lot more. I just can't elaborate further because it'd ruin the mystery.
- Location
- Pennsylvania
Incidentally, the current President is George Richmond.
A Past and Future Secret
- Location
- California,USA
A Past and Future Seacret: The Fallen King
New York City
(Arthur Pendragon POV)
I am no stranger to defeat, even in victory the shadow of defeat lingers. It has always lingered over me, like a curse.
I have never known a true victory in my time...each one merely a delaying of the storm that was to come. So many mistakes...Gweneviere who you loved yet put your duty ahead bore your guilt.
Lancelot, your friend who in a moment of weakness betrayed you for love, He carried your honor to the bitter end.
Mordred, who bore your sins and who's idea of an embrace was a spear through your heart.
Once Upon a time in a Land Called Britain...you were born, you lived, you fought, you made choices that laid the foundation of a Nation that would go on to conquer the world.
You had knights who had fought your causes, Loyal men who would follow you to the ends of the earth.
You had battled the Saxon Menace with both hands...with all your strength, for a time you were High King of them all.
And yet that fair time...passed into legend, and then into myth as all things do.
The Fair Time, that cannot be forgotten was etched into the soul of humanity forever
And with it your name.
King Arthur Ajax Utherson Coleson of the House of Pendragon
Or to the rest of the world, King Arthur.
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You knew that Xanatos was chaining you like a dog in an attempt to degrade you, you had refused his luxury accommodations and attempted to be bribed by him months ago.
You had refused his offer of leadership, employment, even the ability to rule over that land, Alaska, but most tellingly...and what seemed to make him more than a little upset, in fact you made him angry at the final refusal he offered.
You had refused his friendship and partnership.
That had been the last straw for the civility of the man, he had said. "If you will not be a guest...then you shall be a prisoner."
You haven't seen him since then, he no longer considered you worth his time.
The Food tasted funny...and you stopped eating it once you felt your senses dulled, the water was the only thing good for, but only just.
It had been two weeks since you last ate, your strength was failing, you knew it and he knew it now...it was only a matter of time.
But the worst part was the old wounds you had suffered in your life had returned, the lightning strike from the night Mordred was born, that burned your soul and rendered you in a feverish state for many years.
The Wound from Camlin nearly reopened, and even though you were not King of this land, you felt its distress and pain, as the dark forces at work worked to tear it apart at the seams. And not a single force stood to challenge these groups that squabled over the soon to be corpse of a nation.
These were dire times indeed.
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"King Arthur I've come to allow you to renegotiate the terms of working for me." David Xanatos said with a cold stride as you averted your gaze from him. "Unless you would care to continue staying in the fine accommodation I've given you?"
That trademark arrogance reminded you of your worst days, when you felt so sure that you were right, despite Merlin's many teachings against guarding against unearned pride, and the dangers against it.
"Xanatos...the answer remains the same...NO...I will never bend my knee to a lowlife scoundrel like yourself, you may garb yourself in the finery of a King and that of an Honest, successful man, but we both know what you really are in the end." You said using all your strength to raise your voice higher than a whisper.
What was once a voice capable of rallying knights and armies to your cause had decayed into a low whisper, that of a beggar and a weak child. It reminded you of...so many days before you drew the sword from the stone, before you gained your confidence and your strength.
"I was hoping that time would make you more agreeable Lord Arthur." He said calmly as he seemed annoyed at the answer you gave.
But the quiet did not remain for long as you spoke. "Why did you keep me here? Why keep me alive? Should I escape,I could rise against you...I will rise against you with help from others that will conspire against you, so why take the risk? Why leave a potential threat in the open?"
That made Xanatos smile a great deal, like he expected your curiosity to get the better of you. "I want a great deal of things from you Lord Arthur, I know that during our last battle you threw Excalibur into the Sea, denying a very powerful magical artifact to me and you can get it back."
Ahh, you knew that he was salty about that...salty...is that what the youth these days said? But there was one more reason he was doing this, and Goliath told you what it was before that last battle.
"You want the Holy Grail...the Cup of the King of Kings, the very cup that can heal all wounds and supposedly grant-." You closed your eyes as you refused to bear witness to the smile that became apparent.
"Eternal Life, King Arthur, eternal youth to whoever drinks from it consistently." He said. "With that sort of power-."
"With that sort of power it will only bring you grief and despair...Immortality is not all its cracked up to be David Xanatos. I hope that you, for all your arrogance are capable of learning that." You said, cutting him off.
"So...what do you say King Arthur?" He said regaining some composure after your put down.
"No...I will never help you, No matter what you do to me...I WILL NEVER SURRENDER MY SEACRETS!!" You said with an authority that made him afraid of you.
He wanted to kill you...oh he truly wanted to kill you, but then he wouldn't get what he wants now could he?
This stalemate will have to continue for now.
Xanatos left you alone in this cell, alone and away from the sun.
"Merlin...I can't...keep this up, please anyone....I cannot keep fighting like this forever." You pleaded to Merlin's spirit whom you loved, and to God, whom you worshiped and to your friends who were lost to time.
This Battle would be Hard, and harder still, but you haven't given up…
Not yet at least.
But your iron will, your spirit was getting battered by the day.
AN: Being Arthur is suffering and Xanatos is keeping him alive for some questlines I assume.
Its not a good day for the Once and Future King.
But he hasn't given up...And I like to think He never will.
Also I'm assuming that there was a BIG BADASS Battle of Manhatten during Xanatos's rises to power.
New York City
(Arthur Pendragon POV)
I am no stranger to defeat, even in victory the shadow of defeat lingers. It has always lingered over me, like a curse.
I have never known a true victory in my time...each one merely a delaying of the storm that was to come. So many mistakes...Gweneviere who you loved yet put your duty ahead bore your guilt.
Lancelot, your friend who in a moment of weakness betrayed you for love, He carried your honor to the bitter end.
Mordred, who bore your sins and who's idea of an embrace was a spear through your heart.
Once Upon a time in a Land Called Britain...you were born, you lived, you fought, you made choices that laid the foundation of a Nation that would go on to conquer the world.
You had knights who had fought your causes, Loyal men who would follow you to the ends of the earth.
You had battled the Saxon Menace with both hands...with all your strength, for a time you were High King of them all.
And yet that fair time...passed into legend, and then into myth as all things do.
The Fair Time, that cannot be forgotten was etched into the soul of humanity forever
And with it your name.
King Arthur Ajax Utherson Coleson of the House of Pendragon
Or to the rest of the world, King Arthur.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You knew that Xanatos was chaining you like a dog in an attempt to degrade you, you had refused his luxury accommodations and attempted to be bribed by him months ago.
You had refused his offer of leadership, employment, even the ability to rule over that land, Alaska, but most tellingly...and what seemed to make him more than a little upset, in fact you made him angry at the final refusal he offered.
You had refused his friendship and partnership.
That had been the last straw for the civility of the man, he had said. "If you will not be a guest...then you shall be a prisoner."
You haven't seen him since then, he no longer considered you worth his time.
The Food tasted funny...and you stopped eating it once you felt your senses dulled, the water was the only thing good for, but only just.
It had been two weeks since you last ate, your strength was failing, you knew it and he knew it now...it was only a matter of time.
But the worst part was the old wounds you had suffered in your life had returned, the lightning strike from the night Mordred was born, that burned your soul and rendered you in a feverish state for many years.
The Wound from Camlin nearly reopened, and even though you were not King of this land, you felt its distress and pain, as the dark forces at work worked to tear it apart at the seams. And not a single force stood to challenge these groups that squabled over the soon to be corpse of a nation.
These were dire times indeed.
---------------------------------------------------------------
"King Arthur I've come to allow you to renegotiate the terms of working for me." David Xanatos said with a cold stride as you averted your gaze from him. "Unless you would care to continue staying in the fine accommodation I've given you?"
That trademark arrogance reminded you of your worst days, when you felt so sure that you were right, despite Merlin's many teachings against guarding against unearned pride, and the dangers against it.
"Xanatos...the answer remains the same...NO...I will never bend my knee to a lowlife scoundrel like yourself, you may garb yourself in the finery of a King and that of an Honest, successful man, but we both know what you really are in the end." You said using all your strength to raise your voice higher than a whisper.
What was once a voice capable of rallying knights and armies to your cause had decayed into a low whisper, that of a beggar and a weak child. It reminded you of...so many days before you drew the sword from the stone, before you gained your confidence and your strength.
"I was hoping that time would make you more agreeable Lord Arthur." He said calmly as he seemed annoyed at the answer you gave.
But the quiet did not remain for long as you spoke. "Why did you keep me here? Why keep me alive? Should I escape,I could rise against you...I will rise against you with help from others that will conspire against you, so why take the risk? Why leave a potential threat in the open?"
That made Xanatos smile a great deal, like he expected your curiosity to get the better of you. "I want a great deal of things from you Lord Arthur, I know that during our last battle you threw Excalibur into the Sea, denying a very powerful magical artifact to me and you can get it back."
Ahh, you knew that he was salty about that...salty...is that what the youth these days said? But there was one more reason he was doing this, and Goliath told you what it was before that last battle.
"You want the Holy Grail...the Cup of the King of Kings, the very cup that can heal all wounds and supposedly grant-." You closed your eyes as you refused to bear witness to the smile that became apparent.
"Eternal Life, King Arthur, eternal youth to whoever drinks from it consistently." He said. "With that sort of power-."
"With that sort of power it will only bring you grief and despair...Immortality is not all its cracked up to be David Xanatos. I hope that you, for all your arrogance are capable of learning that." You said, cutting him off.
"So...what do you say King Arthur?" He said regaining some composure after your put down.
"No...I will never help you, No matter what you do to me...I WILL NEVER SURRENDER MY SEACRETS!!" You said with an authority that made him afraid of you.
He wanted to kill you...oh he truly wanted to kill you, but then he wouldn't get what he wants now could he?
This stalemate will have to continue for now.
Xanatos left you alone in this cell, alone and away from the sun.
"Merlin...I can't...keep this up, please anyone....I cannot keep fighting like this forever." You pleaded to Merlin's spirit whom you loved, and to God, whom you worshiped and to your friends who were lost to time.
This Battle would be Hard, and harder still, but you haven't given up…
Not yet at least.
But your iron will, your spirit was getting battered by the day.
AN: Being Arthur is suffering and Xanatos is keeping him alive for some questlines I assume.
Its not a good day for the Once and Future King.
But he hasn't given up...And I like to think He never will.
Also I'm assuming that there was a BIG BADASS Battle of Manhatten during Xanatos's rises to power.
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