September/October 2016 Rival Reports - Cape Suzette (Khan cracks fusion power), Doofania (Sabotage of inators by Kat), Olympia (Sinatron fakes an assassination attempt on Evelyn, Evelyn gains powers)
March/April 2017 Rival Reports - Supers/US Gov (HEROES Act is crafted), Bueno Nacho/Hego (Bolton makes an offer for the restaurant to appear on his show) (considering this was a lead into a signficant event for Hego it probably counts, right?)
May/June 2017 Rival Reports - Olympia (Successfully reaches out to Hego, Hego joins Olympia)
MirageQuest (September/October 2017 Turn) - Doofania/Doof Personal (Vanessa leaves DEI)
September/October 2017 Rival Reports - Olympia (Falls into chaos as a result of the events of The Best Is Yet To Come), InventCo (Moves into the Rockies), Zootopia (Bellweather extends an invitation for a meeting with Doof), Doofania (A Zero Point Emitter is stolen from DEI), Supers/US Gov (HEROES Act is passed)

1000XP to the first person who can tell me why "The timing! It's gotta be perfect!" Is funny.

Is the timing joke related to the one joke sketch where the main point is that the guy gets the timing wrong despite saying it's the secret to great comedy?
 
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Okay, slowly going through reader mode, will be updating this as I go.
Categories

Doofenshmirtz's Personal Growth
January/February 15 - Doof spends some time with Vanessa watching movies.
May/June 2015 - Doof fails to convince Vanessa to visit Drusselstein.
July/August 2015 - Doof spends time with Vanessa, organizes group to play Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons, reads spellbook, visits Perry memorial park, purchases tickets for the Sands gala.
September/October 2015 - Doof spends some more time with Vanessa (Vanessa unlocked as hero unit), makes up with Roger, reads spellbook.

Doofania (and what PnF characters in general are up to)
January/February 15 - Doof assumes control of Owca, resurrection of Genghis Khan by LOVEMUFFIN.
March/April 15 - Norm upgraded to Hero, Khan is upgraded to Super Khan and starts learning english, Doof chats with Monogram, LOVEMUFFIN creates new operating system, ACME buyout (Coyote obtained as hero unit)
Inquinator decides to attack Doofania
May/June 2015 - Doofania declared Toon-friendly, DEI security group founded, Disney buyout.
Castle Doofhawk II - Monogram shares his backstory involving The Academy.
Castle Doofhawk V - Norm reportedly plays Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons with Vanessa, Doof obtains a tome of magic and alchemy notes from Malf.
Cut The Muster - Doom tries to send Doof a "warning". It fails. Dennis the Duck obtained as a hero unit.
July/August 2015 - Monogram tries to fight organized crime in Doofania, fail, critical recruitment success, Hego organizes Evil Job Benefits, Goofy spends time with Max, Khan keeps learning english, Norm fights Inquinator and loses, Dennis looks for Donald to little effect.
The Interviews of Doom - First contact with Mirage and Technor, THE MECHANICAL MAN.
September/October 2015 - Monogram tries to fight crime in Doofania, fails again, DEI purchase of Mendel-Grumman, assorted preprations for the Sands Gala heist, magic research failure, development of energy weapon, Khan finishes learning English, Dennis ascertains that Donald hasn't been in Doofania.
Sept/Oct 2015 RR - Power struggle for control of crime in Doofania between Queen Lizzy and the volcano guy.


AI Technology
March/April 15 - Norm upgraded to Hero
July August 2015 - Doof does AI research.

Calistota (and St Canard, and Ducks in general)
J/F 2015 RR - Glomgold tries to imprison the Beagle Boys in St Canard. Fails.
M/A 2015 RR - Glomgold makes some bribes to turn NASDAQ into NASDUQ
After Tonight (M/J 2015) - Negaduck escapes from St. Canard.
July/Aug 2015 RR - Glomgold fights crime and narrowly pulls a win.

Dreamscape, The, (and the Imagination Institute)

Drusselstein (and the awfulness thereof)
Andre Gustavo Drakkenblad, one of the richest men in Drusselstein (and totally not Doctor Drakken's grandfather), laments lacking an heir.
Expedition to Castle Doofhawk - General background of Drusselstein established.
Expedition to Castle Doofhawk III - Silphium discovered in Drusselstein.
Woods Witches and Goblins - Fairy terminal discovered in Drusselstein, mob recovers Fairy Book, throws it into Malf's castle.

Genetics
M/A 2015 RR - Sycorax fails to obtain a government contract.
Sept/Oct 2015 RR - Sycorax tries to make genetically engineered rice. Fails.

Grid, The (and ENCOM)
J/F 2015 RR - Encom releases a mandatory update, critfails.
March/April 15 - LOVEMUFFIN creates DoofOS.
M/A 2015 RR - ENCOM releases a mandatory update, fails, again.
May/June 2015 - DoofOS security improved.
The Survivor - Yori discovers the DoofOS Grid.
The Gladiator - Tron uploads a virus to fight the MCP.
M/J 2015 RR - Encom releases a mandatory update, does not fail.
July/Aug 2015 RR - Encom releases a mandatory update, does not fail.
Sept/Oct 2015 RR - Encom releases a mantatory update, does not fail.

Imagination Institute

International Factions
World News April 2015 - Papillon strikes on the Palais Garnier, Paris.
Sept/Oct 2015 RR - French megacorp Avalon organizes a genetics expo.

InventCo (and the whole Hats thing)

Los Angeles (Doom, Toons and Misc happenings)
January/February 15 - Mummy II & III apparently feature Toon star Daffy Duck.
Downsizing - Doom activates the first prototype Cog.
May/June 2015 - Doofania declared Toon-friendly.
Cut The Muster - Doom tries to send Doof a "warning". It fails.
M/J 2015 RR - Zaibatsu fund industrialization efforts in LA.
July/August 2015 - Russ investigates Doomtown, provides a report about the matter.
Agent Russ's Report on Doomtown - Description of the overall LA political landscape, Toon discrimination in the aftermath of St. Canard and first implicit mention of the Phantom Blot.
July/Aug 2015 RR - Doom fails to crack down on crime, research robotics, spy on Doofania or to build more Cogs. Alonso Hawk revealed to be Doom's primary Intrigue hero. Manages to cut a deal with Bakemono.
In The Ink - Goofy meets with the Red Car ringleaders.
Sept/Oct 2015 RR - Phantom Blot assimilates crime in Doomtown, Cloverleaf sells public shares.

Magic (General)
January/February 15 - Doof looks into Drusselsteinian folklore, learns about Malifishmirtz, plans trip to castle Doofhawk.
Expedition to Castle Doofhawk IV - Doof enters Castle Doofhawk, meets Malifishmirtz.
July/August 2015 - Doof searches for magic in the news, hears about the Pacific Northwest oddness and hears about the oddness that used to take place in Echo Creek.
Woods Witches and Goblins - Fairy terminal discovered in Drusselstein, mob recovers Fairy Book, throws it into Malf's castle.

Magical New York/ Northeast (and Gargoyles)
M/A 2015 RR - Nightstone releases overpriced coffee (it is Demona, so I am guessing it counts).

Metaworld Wars, The (Dimensional Warlords, Toffee, Phobos, etc. and those associated with or opposing them)
M/A 2015 RR - New Mewni EZ fails to modernize industry with large amounts of money missing.
July/August 2015 - Doof searches for magic in the news, hears about the Pacific Northwest oddness and hears about the oddness that used to take place in Echo Creek.


San Fransokyo (including the Cape Scene there and the Zaibatsu)
M/A 2015 RR - Sycorax fails to obtain a government contract.
M/J 2015 RR - Zaibatsu fund industrialization efforts in LA, unidentified cape works for the Yakuza against the Triads, unknown attackers strike at Sycorax HQ and remove some "gestation pods".
July/Aug 2015 RR - Sycorax renovates its HQ. Tomokiri identified as the Yakuza cape mercenary. Fredzilla fights against crime.
Sept/Oct 2015 RR - Sycorax tries to make genetically engineered rice. Fails.

Space, Aliens and the GalFed
M/A 2015 RR - Doof detects Jumba's transmissions in the radio-inator.
May/June 2015 - Doof investigates what's really happened to Hawaii.
Suspicious Minds - FBI seems to be unaware of the true state of Hawaii. Agent Russ discovers the islands still exists, obtains GalFed weaponry.


Supers and Capes (Shego and Syndrome Evelyn Winston) (and Hego)
J/F 2015 RR - Drakktech funds scholarships for "unique individuals", Sands Gala announced for December 15.
M/A 2015 RR - Kronos keeps hyping the Sand Gala, purchases Devtech.
The fall and rise and fall of Bueno Nacho - Doof buys Bueno Nacho, gets threatened by Shego, obtains Hego as a hero unit
July/August 2015 - LOVEMUFFIN fails in the initial attempt to induce superpowers.
July/Aug 2015 RR - Evelyn leaks info about the Sands Gala.
Heist Planning II - Shego and Russ persuaded to help with the Sands Gala heist.
Sept/Oct 2015 RR - Drakktech starts recruiting capes for Sands related reasons.


Time Travel (unrelated to the Hats thing)
July/Aug 2015 RR - Orton Mahlson releases Dr Zone XXVIII.

Underworld Factions (Crime, Drugs, and other yucky stuff)
J/F 2015 RR - Glomgold tries to imprison the Beagle Boys in St Canard. Fails.
After Tonight (M/J 2015) - Negaduck escapes from St. Canard.
July/August 2015 - Monogram tries to fight organized crime in Doofania, fails.
July/Aug 2015 RR - Middleton drug ring formed, Glomgold fights St Canard escapees.
Sept/Oct 2015 RR - Power struggle for control of crime in Doofania between Queen Lizzy and the volcano guy. Middleton drug ring expands operations. Phantom Blot assimilates crime in Doomtown.

US Government and the CAIA
January/February 15 - Government approves of DEI's Greevil contributions to solving the food crisis.
March/April 15 - DEI sends Goofy to talk with the federal government, unlocks Agent Russ as liaison, federal government unhappy about the existence of a food source in Doof's hands.
M/A 2015 RR - Sycorax fails to obtain a government contract.
Suspicious Minds - FBI seems to be unaware of the true state of Hawaii. Agent Russ discovers the islands still exists, obtains GalFed weaponry.
Sept/Oct 2015 RR - Xanatos gets a government contract for military hardware.

Wasteland, The (otherwise known as the Midwest Exclusion Zone)
March/April 15 - DEI initial investigation of the Wasteland.
July/Aug 2015 RR - Radio-inator detects odd transmissions for the first time.

Xanatos (and his whole Deal)
J/F 2015 RR - Xanatos helps crack down on East Coast crime.
M/A 2015 RR - Xanatos modernizes the NYC Subway system
M/A 2015 RR - Xanatos donates Iron Gargoyles to NYPD.
July/Aug 2015 RR - Xanatos donates for the renovation of churches.
July/Aug 2015 RR - Xanatos meets with Chef Skinner.
Sept/Oct 2015 RR - Xanatos gets a government contract for military hardware, helps Chef Skinner open a restaurant chain.

Zootopia and Cape Suzette
 
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Okay, going through the early pages of the thread, I've seen something. This already was mentioned at the Discord, but seems relevant enought to repeat here.

???
[ ] Attack Sycorax
DC 100
69+42+15+4=130
Decent Success
SFPD reports an attack was made at Sycorax headquarters last night, while onlookers have been quick to blame 'the Yokai', police are pinning the attack on the Banzai Brothers, ...a group of criminal jetpack pilots with an artistic flair to their explosive firework smash-and-grab thefts. Sycorax has admitted a few gestation pods were stolen and is offering a reward for their location or return.


From waaaay back in 2015 (or 2020 in RL)

It has been mentioned that this may be the Mad Jacks, a heroball that was later sponsored by Glomgold, but +42 seems to line up better with the known Martial stat of the Yokai (who has +43 in a "Capture Monsters" action as of a more recent turn).

My takeaway is that Yokai broke into Sycorax, stole the pod with the true Liv Amara and is using this to keep in line Di Amara, the clone. This explains why Sycorax is actually obeying Yokai's orders, in spite of the negative loyalty we have seen in rolls.

If I am right, that probably means that the San Fransokyo situation isn't going to explode just from the Wendy/Funtelligence angle, but that Sycorax is likely to go critical at the same time (if only because Yokai will presumably be distracted at the time).
 
Our interactions with the Pacific Northwest state of Zootopia have been scarce up to this point. The mayor of Zootopia, Bellwether, has recently come to us with interest in collaboration. Doof's early history of being raised by wild ocelots is not expected to incense the mayor's fringe following of anti-predator extremists.

[Personal note: Raised by what?]
I just want to bring this up again because I find it absolutely hillarious, but also Mirage thinks that our "honorary predator" status isn't going to harm us in negotiations with Bellwether.
 
Doof is a human that runs farms for meat. I'm pretty sure he'd count as a predator even if he wasn't raised by ocelots.

I´d still argue to invest heavily into in-vitro meat research to take the wind outta nutjobs like BW or hardcore veg(etari)ans.

As for our "normal" meat, that stuff can still exist in a somewhat downscaled version of "top-grade & all-natural meat for the conniseur"
 
Yes please!
In vitro Meat Is something I always like to hear about.
Also, just imagining Malf learning how to grow meat golems right away makes me chuckle.
 
In-vitro meat would also be a good idea for making the dinosaur park more viable and profitable.

A tiger apparently eats roughly a cow's worth of meat each week on average.

A large carnivorous dinosaur would probably require a lot more meat.
 
In-vitro meat would also be a good idea for making the dinosaur park more viable and profitable.

A tiger apparently eats roughly a cow's worth of meat each week on average.

A large carnivorous dinosaur would probably require a lot more meat.

Meat which atm still needs to be born, reared and continously fed before you can finally butcher the animal in question *once*.

"Normal" animal butchering is just hideously wasteful in terms of space and feeding material, copared to which in-vitro meato would be far more efficient while still maintaining a high enough quality to be fit for human consumption.

Let´s be honest:

Not eating meat is the big ecological disaster, it´s producing that meat the old-fashioned way that´s getting way outta hand.
 
In-Vitro meat has some issues I think need being brought up. The first is that I doubt it would effect Bellwether at all (And pissing off Vegens is a waste of time and money). Her propaganda is based around the instincts and nature of Predators, not their diets (Zootopia never really had a cannibalism issue tmk, and I don't think they'd care to much of people eating actual wild animals).

Also replacing our multitude of meat products for lab grown meat is going to eat into our own markets. We sell Dinosaur Steaks, Capybara Bratwurst, and Cricket Nutritional Food packs. It would be a fine supplement, or to use as Dinosaur feed, but to replace our meat products with stuff grown in a lab is a waste of resources and time.

Like I'm fine with doing it, we are in the Food Industry, but not replacing our existing meat products with it, at least for the time being since its gonna be a niche product for a couple more years.
 
Also replacing our multitude of meat products for lab grown meat is going to eat into our own markets. We sell Dinosaur Steaks, Capybara Bratwurst, and Cricket Nutritional Food packs. It would be a fine supplement, or to use as Dinosaur feed, but to replace our meat products with stuff grown in a lab is a waste of resources and time.

You do realize we can simply sell "lab-versions" of these products no problem once we cracked the code, so to speak?
 
In-Vitro meat has some issues I think need being brought up. The first is that I doubt it would effect Bellwether at all (And pissing off Vegens is a waste of time and money). Her propaganda is based around the instincts and nature of Predators, not their diets (Zootopia never really had a cannibalism issue tmk, and I don't think they'd care to much of people eating actual wild animals).

Also replacing our multitude of meat products for lab grown meat is going to eat into our own markets. We sell Dinosaur Steaks, Capybara Bratwurst, and Cricket Nutritional Food packs. It would be a fine supplement, or to use as Dinosaur feed, but to replace our meat products with stuff grown in a lab is a waste of resources and time.

Like I'm fine with doing it, we are in the Food Industry, but not replacing our existing meat products with it, at least for the time being since its gonna be a niche product for a couple more years.
I'd agree to some extent, but if we just use a learning action on it, it should be a relatively good way to cut some costs and also get into some niche markets. We shouldn't consider it with respect to Bellwether though.
 
Researching the signals has a less explicit timer but we are competing with everyone else and shego just moved ahead of us.

I know we've wanted to do this since it showed up and with the council boost it might be feasible now.
 
[ ] Decode Odd Transmissions DC 110 (Reduced by Translator Suite, Increased by ???, Reduced by Anime) (Reward: ???)
I absolutely refuse to loose to Shego of all people in the race for Drossel. Full speed ahead!

[ ] Research Large Carnivore Domestication DC 150 (Reward: Income produced by Doofrasic Park increases)
Glomgold wants to work on Dino parks with us, nuff' said.

[ ] Study weird object DC 140, cannot assign a human or toon (Reward: ???)
Jumba will have to do this, it will likely give us an idea of the LEP, which would be a good thing given Artemis is probably rolling around.

[ ] Research Greco-Roman Terraforming DC 100 (Reward: New Stewardship options unlocked)
We need this to rebuild Zootopia's climate systems, do it Jan/Feb.

[ ] Cure genetic diseases I DC 150 (Reward: Income and public opinion increases, further genetics options unlocked)
I want this done yesterday. I talked about it previously.

[ ] Research extradimensional tech DC 60 (Reward: Extradimensional transport established)
This is probably going to get done soon enough.

[ ] Research exotic vehicles DC 85 (Reward: Reduced DC to vehicle-related actions like mass transit, unlocks ??? when combined with sublight drives)
One word. Doofmobile. That is all.

[ ] Research sublight drives DC 140 (Rewards: Rapid deployment for your own hero units cross-country, opportunity to begin commercializing alien tech, ??? when combined with exotic vehicles)
This seems like it will be extremely useful- it might help with our ability to deal with crisis's or our action economy. Do this ASAP

[ ] Research Animal Uplink Suits DC 120 (Reward: animal uplink suits unlocked, changes ??? in the future)
Probably will boost NOWCA, I would like to do this soon

[ ] Research Uburnium fuel DC 130 (Reward: Option to build a particle accelerator and synthesize Uburnium unlocked, option to search outer space for uburnium unlocked after a space program is developed)
I want the particle accelerator. But other than that it's not necessary.

[ ] Research GalFed Cloaking Tech DC 140 (Reward: Cloaking device reverse-engineered)
We don't need to do this, it would be cool to, but it's not necessary.

[ ] Research Insect Control DC 140 (Reward: insect control technology unlocked, ???, ???, ???)
Amara is interested in this, it would get us a nice introduction in the agriculture industry.

[ ] Develop AI DC 140 Choose subcategory of military, civilian, or consumer
Wendy.

[ ] Research the metahuman genome DC 160 (Reward: Basic understanding of superpowers; superpowers tree unlocked)
This isn't really necessary. Mostly pride is demanding that I get it done eventually.

[ ] Research Silphium DC 90 (Rewards: new research unlocked, ???, ???)
Not needed, leave it for Ludivine. Healthcare industry.

[ ] Research Zero Point Energy Technology DC 130+??? (Reward: Research unlocked, stasis field technology unlocked, ???)
It would be nice to do this, but I would rather try to get back the thing we rightfully stole from Syndrome.

[ ] Re-Develop Digitizer Codes DC 150 (Reward: SHIVA algorithms created)
This option causes me physical pain.

[ ] Sequence crop genomes DC 110 (Reward: Develop Genemod Crops unlocked)
I don't really care about this.

[ ] Environmental Adaptations (Dinosaurs) DC 130 (Reward: Increased effectiveness of dinosaurs in combat. Miscellaneous benefits in other areas.)
Not really necessary. I want it, and it probably would synergize with Glomgold, but it's not necessary.
 
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