- Location
- Southbend indiana
So are all the kings paradoxes
DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
- Location
- some computer lab
[X] Believe it!
- Location
- Two hours away
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Believe in me who believes in the you who believes in the One Piece
- Location
- Somewhere.
[X] Okay
- Location
- Washington
Are you
[x] Okay
-[X] BUSTER WOLF!
[x] Okay
-[X] BUSTER WOLF!
[X] Okay
There have been a lot of memes about how some characters roll really well or others roll very bad so I decided to check all our characters rolls (Nationals + Personals, ignoring quests since that is harder to say who made the roll) and do the average dice roll for each character.
For exploding reroll I just counted as if they rolled 1 more dice so it doesn't really help the character averages
TL;DR: Tobe dice and Janna dice are real, the dice hate Norm Prime and Alan
Edit: Updated up to September/October 2017 Results
For exploding reroll I just counted as if they rolled 1 more dice so it doesn't really help the character averages
In order of best to worst average:
| Character | Average Roll | Dice Rolls | National Actions | Personal Actions | Quests | Nemesis | N/A |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kitsune | 84.00 | 6 | 2 (1 exploding Dice) | 3 | 2 | ||
| Agent Unknown | 75.73 | 11 | 8 | 1+1 (Retreat) | 4 | 1 | |
| Tobe | 72.44 | 9 | 4 | 5 | |||
| Marco Diaz | 71.00 | 3 | 3 | 1 | |||
| Ludivine | 67.86 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Max | 67.45 | 11 | 1 | 8+1 | 3 | ||
| Janus Lee | 66.86 | 7 | 3 | 4 | |||
| Wasabi | 66.6 | 5 | 3 | 2 | |||
| Tom Lucitor | 66.5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Genghis Khan | 65.00 | 15 | 4 | 10+1 | 3 | ||
| Queen Lizzie | 64.6 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 4 | ||
| Janna | 64.53 | 9 | 4 (1 PA) | 3+1 (Retreat) | |||
| Technor | 64.17 | 12 | 5 | 6+1 (Retreat) | |||
| Juniper | 63.00 | 4 | 2 | 2 | |||
| Phineas and Ferb | 60.67 | 3 | 3 | ||||
| The Dickens | 58.75 | 4 | 4 | ||||
| Roddy Blair | 58.17 | 6 | 5 | 1 | |||
| Goofy | 57.94 | 18 | 13 (1 exploding Dice) | 3+1 (Retreat) | |||
| Wile E. Coyote | 57.57 | 14 | 6 (2 exploding Dice) | 5+1 (Retreat) | 3 | 2 Dummy | |
| Mirage | 57.06 | 16 | 9 (2 PA) | 4+1 (Retreat) | 3 | ||
| Jumba | 57.00 | 10 | 7 | 3 | |||
| Vanessa | 53.5 | 11 | 3 | 7+1 (Retreat) | 1 | ||
| Gomez | 49.00 | 2 | 2 | ||||
| Dennis | 44.92 | 12 | 1 | 10+1 (Retreat) | 1 | 1 | |
| Malifishmertz | 44.20 | 5 | 2 | 3 | |||
| L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N | 42 | 15 | 14 (1 PA) | ||||
| Hego | 38.08 | 12 | 5 | 6+1 (Retreat) | 1 | ||
| Major Monogram | 37.79 | 14 | 7 | 6+1 | 1 | ||
| Norm Prime | 32.08 | 13 | 2 | 8+1 (Retreat) | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Wendy Wower | 28.67 | 6 | 4 | 2 | |||
| Alan Bradley | 26.43 | 7 | 5 (1 PA) | 1 | |||
| Random Event | 43.33 | 15 |
Edit: Updated up to September/October 2017 Results
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mangawriter77
Otaku^9000 (In my own opinion)
- Location
- You'll neeever guess
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
[X] Okay
-[X] Believe it!
Compromise
-[X] Believe it!
Compromise
Stratagemini
Totally a Fire Ferret.
- Location
- Central Park
- Pronouns
- He/Him/They/Them
I'm stealing your chart and putting it in my Hero ranks post.
- Location
- USA
Could you calculate another average "Janna plus rolls related to her" (I.e. Kitsune training her, Technor therapy roll on Janna, etc)
Because I think a big portion of the Jannadice meme wasn't just her dice in particular but also the dice for rolls related to her.
If not I can do it later today.
Wait did we promote him to mayor of Doofania?
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The rolls that I found that can be considered related to Janna are:
-Lizzie: Socialize 91 and Hang out with Janna 81
-Kitsune: Train Janna 69 and 100
-Technor: Therapy 96 (that being said technor has had amazing rolls with therapy in general 100, 75, 96, 46, 84 and 3)
-Max: Hang out with other teenagers 66
-Vanessa: Go to a rave 47
Socialize for lizzie, hang out for Max and go to a rave for Vanessa I included them since it included Janna in the result of the action
That would change the totals dice rolled to 13 and the average to 80.7
- Occult Visit the Magus Bazaar Turn 7: 64
- Occult Research minor magical artifacts Turn 8: 86
- Stewardship Excavate Chicken Itza Turn 9: 95
- Company Retreat : 99
- Find Marco Turn 12: 70
- Study Magic Turn 14: 86
- Occult Research minor magical artifacts Turn 8: 86
- Stewardship Excavate Chicken Itza Turn 9: 95
- Company Retreat : 99
- Find Marco Turn 12: 70
- Study Magic Turn 14: 86
- Location
- The City of Tears, Hallownest
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Soo she hasn't rolled below a 70 since her first turn? nice.
Mattman324
you expected some anime, non-IRL giant robot, eh?
- Location
- Working in the basement on my giant robot.
A lot of people in that movie were somehow unable to get over high school. Like, she's far from the only one.
And she also arguably has the best excuse - as she points out at the end of the movie, she went through puberty twice.
Blow me Down
- Location
- Somewhere nearby.
Blow me Down
A small group of people huddled down near the edge of a dock, carefully looking around to see if they were spotted. They had barely made it this far, and they were exhausted, but they just needed to hide out a little longer...
"Ms. Duffy, are you all right?" One of the group asked. "We're almost there, can't have you give up just yet."
"I'm fine, just out of breath." She told the man. "Best keep an eye out Mr. Willerstein."
They were a small group of people who hadn't bought into the 'Helping Hat' craze when it first took off, and managed to avoid being caught when the hats began to show their true intentions. They had managed to meet with each other and began to try and come up with a way to escape, the roads out of the city were watched and they suspected local law enforcement had already been taken over by the mechanical hats. Thankfully one of them managed to get in contact with an old friend in New York who was able to arrange a boat to get them out of Florida.
Sure enough they could spot a small boat slowly approaching the dock, but before they could move out they saw them, a swarm of hats making their way to them, they were spotted!
As the hats began to fly down towards them mind controlled humans began to round the corners to cut off any escape routes. They began to run to the dock as the boat pulled up, one of them fell and turned to find a hat flying directly at her and she covered her head in a desperate attempt to stop it.
"I don't finks so!"
Before the hat could latch on a fist came in to intercept it, cracking the light on the front and knocking it aside. The woman looked up to see a Toon standing above her in a sailor's uniform, he blew into his pipe and a loud toot rang out as he readied himself into a fighting stance.
"Popeye?"
"Ja think I'm Steamboat Willie?" He asked with a smile. "A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!"
She took her chance to run as the hat's attention was drawn onto the Toon, another Toon was waiting to gather them on the ship.
"We can't leave yet!" Said Ms. Duffy. "Those hats will just catch us on the water!"
"Oh no need to worry about that." Said the other Toon. "Let's just sit back and watch him and them fight."
As expected the hats began to swam the Toon, and Popeye began to fend them off. He struck at one that divebombed him and it deformed into something resembling a top hat as it flew away, soon followed by more types of hats.
"Hat the road ya' Palookas." Popeye said as he ducked under a swipe from another hat, his own cap hanging in the air for a moment before he rose his head to meet it again. "I already gots one!"
As he was fighting a few of the hats looked at each other before moving to rip something off of the ship and move it over the sailor and dropping it. Before Popeye even knew what was going on an anchor fell directly on him, his head was stuck in the anchor's loop and the hats quickly wrapped the chain around him to keep him trapped. After he was good an trapped they all flew down to pick the anchor up and carried it over the water, dropping him in and leaving him to drown before turning their attention to the ship.
Puffing out his chest as hard as he could the outline of something in his shirt began to form, eventual pushing upwards to reveal itself to be a can of spinach. He puffed out even more and the lid was soon popped of, after that he spun his pipe around and began to suck in water though it, the spinach was sucked into the pipe and Popeye quickly scarfed it down, a bulging surge of power broke the anchor loop with ease and broke the chain along his body before moving to his arms and causing them to bulge even larger than before, an image of a submarine appearing on them for a short time.
Popeye swam up to the surface of the water and leapt back up though the dock, shattering the wood and knocking several hats away as he began to attack every hat that even approached him. The broken pieces of the hats slamming into the side of the ship and fusing together to form a new anchor and chain, even replacing the portion of the hull that was ripped off. Then as the mind controlled people began to rush the dock in an attempt to stop them Popeye grabbed a few of the broken Helping Hats and formed them into a ball and tossed it at the crowd. The sound of bowling pins could be heard as the crowed was knocked aside by the ball and Popeye punched down at the dock, destroying it completely to prevent any of them from following.
Soon after the ship was on it's way out with Popeye at the helm, and he received a call.
"Popeye speaking."
"Ah, there you are Mr. Popeye," Came the voice from the other end. "I was simply calling to check in on you and see how the pickup went, I trust then there were no complications?"
"Nothing that me and me spinach couldn't handle, a-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!" Popeye told him. "Tell the bosk we'll be back before long."
"Excellent," Replied Owen Burnett. "Mr. Xanatos will be pleased."
After that the phone was hung up, and Popeye resumed his sailing, singing his tune to himself as he did.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
Cause I eats me spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I wanted to use Popeye for something, and I figured he'd be good with Xanatos for some reason. I hope this one gets canon.
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- Location
- USA
Now we need one of Ernest P. Worrell being the lead spy in Florida because he is too stupid to mind control because of his family curse. Plus his extreme multiple personalities and quick costume changes.
- Location
- United States
...I had no idea Disney was involved in Ernest movies, but apparently some of them were. Wow, that's a blast from the past.
I'd also like to take this moment to express how much I love the way the internet catalogs everything. There's an Ernest Respect Thread, which shows off all of his abilities. Although trying to work out how Ernest canon would change based on which of the villains were victorious... Maybe he's just a self-centered basketball star who was tempted by the devil? Or maybe there's an army of demon trolls in Missouri.
Man, Ernest plots were weird.
I'd also like to take this moment to express how much I love the way the internet catalogs everything. There's an Ernest Respect Thread, which shows off all of his abilities. Although trying to work out how Ernest canon would change based on which of the villains were victorious... Maybe he's just a self-centered basketball star who was tempted by the devil? Or maybe there's an army of demon trolls in Missouri.
Man, Ernest plots were weird.