Now my brain is making more of these, thanks to seeing this due to needing to catch up:CCG(Children's Card Game)-Inator
Your latest inator has created a hot new card game for everyone in your territory to play, with cards based on you, your employees, and people who know around the country! It proves to be rather popular, but also incredibly addictive... You gain a permanent +4 to your Income, but for the next turn your Hero Units' personal actions have a 50% chance of being forced into picking the personal action "Play Children's Card Game".
Now that's funny."Bonkers!" Ludivine whispers as Mirage releases her ears. "Your utter lack of comedic timing saved us all!"
"It did?" Bonkers asked. "Really? I was good fer somethin'?!? YAHOOO!!!!"
Toon-inator (neutral): One night you had a dream where you were a character in a cartoon. Crazy, right? This inator can make your dream reality. Next turn, all characters everywhere are toons and possess the Joking Around and Rubberhose traits.
Let's give Doom an aneurysm. And we'll get that Xanatos spittake at some point.
And wouldn't that be delicious. Also, sudden "everybody experiences the being a toon experience" probably generates a lot of toon sympathy going forward.... I can't even begin t imagine the amount of chaos that would cause for millions if not billions of people to suddenly be effected by the toonforce and have no experience controlling it
And wouldn't that be delicious. Also, sudden "everybody experiences the being a toon experience" probably generates a lot of toon sympathy going forward.
And wouldn't that be delicious. Also, sudden "everybody experiences the being a toon experience" probably generates a lot of toon sympathy going forward.
Yeah, well, for every sympathizer there's an asshole. That's just humanity right thereOr people go the *opposite direction* in reasoning and start demanding harsher conditions for Toons "to keep their mad powers contained for the good of all"
"Bonkers!" Ludivine whispers as Mirage releases her ears. "Your utter lack of comedic timing saved us all!"
"It did?" Bonkers asked. "Really? I was good fer somethin'?!? YAHOOO!!!!"
"What was that?!?" the weasel whipped around.
Bonkers slapped his hands over his mouth, but it was too late.
As much as I like my version, I kinda like the silliness of this more...Now my brain is making more of these, thanks to seeing this due to needing to catch up:
Children's Card Game Inator(Positive)
Your latest inator has created a hot new card game for everyone in your territory to play, with cards based on you, your employees, and people who know around the country! Incidentally, it seems a person in the holograms business loved it too, and was willing to strike a deal with you! You can either get a +1 to your income plus and extra +3 for 3 months due to basically free advertising, or you can get your megacorp a brand new Holograph Suite for +2 income permanently.
Children's Card game Inator(Negative)
Your latest inator has created a hot new card game for everyone in your territory to play, with cards based on you, your employees, and people who know around the country! This is... a bad thing, however, because against all odds you've managed to recreate a potent magical combat ritual and mass produced it. While not everyone will be taking this addictive card game seriously and everyone with an investment in the Magical Masquerade will be doing their best to keep a lid on it, this will result in a noticeable hit in it due to card game duels bringing about magically enforced stakes and betting - often involving the fate of people's souls at the best of times. Be thankful that your efforts to do your part in fixing your mistake aren't costing you more money than what the game is bringing in.
Well thank you! Silliness was what I'm going for, so thank you for letting me know I succeeded!Goddammit, Bonkers. I'd throw you in a vat of Dip if Doom didn't already plan to do that to you.
As much as I like my version, I kinda like the silliness of this more...
Good point, he might have figured out a way to keep to what the 'audience' in the Negaverse considers funny (remember that most people are evil there, except for a bare handful of counterparts of evil people from the canon universe, who are good but outnumbered).Now, ND might operate on similar rules or maybe his Negaverse origin is throwing the Toonforce for a loop, like Russ tries to reason to protect his positively.discriminating views on Toons.
Thats the kind of thing that you can basically only ever crit fail.
I am contractually obligated to bring up an mlp sceneThats the kind of thing that you can basically only ever crit fail.
Remember kids, Exposition isn't Funny.
I am contractually obligated to bring up an mlp scene
This is what you get for analysing the toon force
To be fair, DoofOS is bringing the Stewardship statistics down. We took what, two consecutive failures on it?Out of curiosity I wanted to really see just how much we succeed vs fail in general, so here is a small round up that might just qualify as mildly interesting:
(Inside of a spoiler tag because its kind of a bunch of useless trivia)
Of 122 National Actions (to simplify I won't count quests, Personal Actions or Nemesis Actions) we have failed 17.
2 of those failures were changed to successes by external forces (Build the Toontown Railroad and Investigate Supervillain Attacks)
Of those failures 5 have been Stewardship actions, 4 Intrigue and Martial, 3 Learning and 1 Occult.
We have managed to not fail any Diplomacy action for the moment
If you don't count the 2 failures that were changed we have a perfect 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 spread of failures.
We had :
- 4 turns with 0 failures (turns 2, 3, 8, 9)
- 5 turns with 1 (turns 1, 6, 7, 10, 11)
- 3 turns with 2 (turns 4, 5, 12)
- 2 turns with 3 (turns 13, 14)
If we separate by number of actions taken in each category we have:
- 10/14 Martial actions
- 19/19 Diplomacy actions
- 19/24 Stewardship actions
- 19/23 Intrigue actions
- 28/31 Learning actions
- 10/11 Occult actions
Other trivia, all of our Martial failures have been on the first 6 turns and all of our Stewardship failures have been on the last 5 turns.
Turn 1 we failedTo be fair, DoofOS is bringing the Stewardship statistics down. We took what, two consecutive failures on it?
Our 5 Stewardship failures have been:To be fair, DoofOS is bringing the Stewardship statistics down. We took what, two consecutive failures on it?