Huh, Tobedice strikes again.
DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
Modus_Tollens
SCREAMING AT THE APOCALYPSE
- Location
- ALSO SCREAMING.
If we get a proper ninja lair set up we should ensure the residents trap it enough that even going to the bathroom is a valuable training experience. Halfway through emptying your bladder you have to dodge a crocodile snapping through where your meatweasel was hanging.
Stratagemini
Totally a Fire Ferret.
- Location
- Central Park
- Pronouns
- He/Him/They/Them
Is this.... a Slugterra Reference?
Lab_Accident
A 2D 1D4
- Location
- Your dreams
Due to company policy, all employee lairs must have a jingle containing the word "Evil" on it supernaturally installed (Yes, even Hego's, though there is nothing in the bylines forbidding him from adding "-Fighting" immediately afterwards).
The appropriate Evil Jingle guidelines and referral to the jingle-recording group have already been sent to Roddy Blair's office.
- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
Of course
Doofenshmirtz Evil inc. security branch for the militia base.
Doofenhawk Evil Exotic Research branch for the castle
E.O.W.C.A for the refurbished OWCA bases
Doofenshmirtz evil industrial complex for the stewardship lair.
Doofenshmirtz evil embassy? For our diplomatic teams?
Tumach
Majestic hat wearer
- Location
- a valid location
Well, we seem to have the first two letters:
Unfortunately, my brain keeps interpreting this as the start of Qui-Gon Jinn, which seems highly unlikely.
Well, kinda:
We may want to reign in some of her ideas on aesthetics.
Clearly the solution to this is to start with a lair for TECHNOR, which would naturally double as a highly efficient power plant, and possibly act as a source of revenue. Or get rid of his Power Hungry malus. Or both.
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Lab_Accident
A 2D 1D4
- Location
- Your dreams
Tobe and his ninja-squad are edging into actually becoming a powerhouse unit. With an effective martial of 27 and intrigue of 32 (before loyalty), Tobe actually gets a sit on the big boys table now.
And that's not to mention that he still has A) a Ninja Cookbook to improve his Occult, and due to trait his Martial and Intrigue; B) A mentor specialist on Martial-Intrigue-Occult to learn from; and C) he hasn't even found his nemesis yet! So much untapped potential!
I truly never expected that I'd play a quest where Technor and Tobe were some of my fsvorite characters, but I guess when you play as Perpetual Underdog Heinz Doofenshmirtz, you get a new appreciation for the scorned Evil Nemeses everywhere.
And that's not to mention that he still has A) a Ninja Cookbook to improve his Occult, and due to trait his Martial and Intrigue; B) A mentor specialist on Martial-Intrigue-Occult to learn from; and C) he hasn't even found his nemesis yet! So much untapped potential!
I truly never expected that I'd play a quest where Technor and Tobe were some of my fsvorite characters, but I guess when you play as Perpetual Underdog Heinz Doofenshmirtz, you get a new appreciation for the scorned Evil Nemeses everywhere.
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- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
Quack von Finn perhaps?
And we can probably trust that the king of lairs can make something good that fits her aesthetics while also being a tasteful and workable base design. Especially if she is only a sub part of a larger base construction
I know right?
Between best girl Janna, technor and Tobe and others a lot of side characters are actually becoming power houses.
Never thought I'd see the day.
- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
I imagine he would be the one in charge of our stewardship division
Stratagemini
Totally a Fire Ferret.
- Location
- Central Park
- Pronouns
- He/Him/They/Them
We absolutely do not wanna do that. It's her lair! Not ours. A lair is a place to kick back, relax, plan, and brood! It's all about over the top aesthetics! A facility beilt into a volcano shaped like a skull, a giant cave with perilous pitfalls full of bats and trophies from defeated foes, a giant crystal zoo in the arctic, an abandoned amusement park made into a murder shack, a cabin in the woods filled with displays meant to part tourists from their money as efficiently as possible with a secret steampunk science facility beneath it. Lairs are all about aesthetics. Sense, and everything else, comes later!
Janna's lair would need to be lit by a giant floating skull with teal flames for eyes that doubles as a sound system and that Felldrake can possess and use to talk. It would have a remote that Janna could use to override his speech with cool music. It would have freaky tomes everywhere, a guillotine, and strange oddities, and a really really really comfy beanbag chair.
Could be Quackerjack? Or Quackmore? or maybe Quosmir? Might have been Quiverwing Duck too though...
That's a big assumption. As far as we know, the only really confirmed boost is to loyalty. We might get some miscellaneous boosts, but removing TECHNOR's Power hungry malus without fixing our power problem seems unlikely.
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Torgamous
Aspiring Gynoid
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Doofenshmirtz Evil Negotiators
But I'm not sure about grouping lairs together like that. For one thing, our heroes don't always have only one stat that we use them for, and for another it'll undercut the point of a lair.
Like this. Grouping lairs together encourages this, and we don't want to do that. Let her have her fun.
Tumach
Majestic hat wearer
- Location
- a valid location
Fair enough, I guess. I just can't quite shake this feeling of impending doom that the idea of giving Janna her own lair gives me.
...
On second thought, that is probably a good sign.
I was mostly joking, though if it did remove the malus, I expect that would be because TECHNOR'S base fixed our power problems. I expect that different character's bases would give different bonuses, in addition to the loyalty, probably based on their personality, traits, backstory, architectural preferences, etc. Castle Doofhawk let use use Maleficmirtz as a hero unit, and that's basically his lair.
Mattman324
you expected some anime, non-IRL giant robot, eh?
- Location
- Working in the basement on my giant robot.
Jesus fucking Christ Tobe what the goddamn shit is this.
Why are your rolls consistently fucking fire.
You've gained the Power of Love, the power of honest to god Ninja Magic, some additional magic, and now you even have a new teacher. All in like four or five turns.
Jumba doesn't really need much more either - this is the man who once set up on a Mustafar Hell Mode planet because the rent was cheap, I doubt he needs all that much.
- Location
- Peterborough, NH, USA
Behold! The power of Shonen power-ups!
- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
Nah I get that think of them as primary lair districts rather then single building.
We eventually want to form an evil counsel with primary leaders for each division. Our Dragons if you will.
Think of each branch as a "World" in a Mario game with each lair in it being it's own "castle" grouped by their primary duty (it doesn't say they can't be assigned to other tasks merely that their lair is in a corresponding district)
I want our eventual evil counselors lairs to be larger and act not just as their lair but administrative hubs for their particular division.
Kind of like how to get to the end of the world you have to go through multiple other castles .
Besides it really fits in the crazy architecture theme if we have to have clashing lair designs near to each other . Seeing a giant Ninja house next to robot factory next to a Mongolian inspired castle/fortress etc etc.
Long-term goals of course creating layers for everyone is not going to be a cheap endeavor. But damn it everyone should have their own goddamn evil lair! It's in the code for super villains we should not have to share a single lair!
Lab_Accident
A 2D 1D4
- Location
- Your dreams
Tobe is now our seniormost Intrigue Unit (Russ doesn't count, he's an enemy spy), which greatly amuses me. In fact, the image of the Council of Directors of DEI being a bunch of quirky madmen who are undeniably geniuses at their respective fields greatly amuses me.
- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
As much as he has improved I don't think we should assign him as leader Of our spy networks. I have a feeling that there will be issues with that... even if Mirage plays baby sitter to him.
Then again our war council includes Genghis Khan A toon, a cloned duck absent minded Professor, our ghost many great grand uncle and... well the king of lairs makes sense I suppose.
Having Tobe take over as our actual spy master would be a very Doof thing to do.
Which would make our intrigue mega Lair difficult because I was planning on just folding in the old OWCA bases but the mega lair would need to be ninja themed.
Anyways I think we are well past that point of considering Russ an enemy spy. At this point I think we can consider him one of us. And we can kind of trust him at this point
Torgamous
Aspiring Gynoid
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Not to the point of making him our spymaster, since he will still withhold classified information from us if we don't know it already. Mirage deserves either the Stewardship or Intrigue leader spot, since she's already doing both of those jobs.
- Location
- Somewhere nearby.
I wouldn't say an enemy spy, we aren't trying to be enemies with the U.S. government, just their equal. He's a foreign agent at worst.
Tumach
Majestic hat wearer
- Location
- a valid location
Hmm, it occurs to me, Dennis' master was apparently living in New York for the last few months. Not giving me any ideas, but maybe someone else?
Anyway, until we get answers, I vote we refer to this mysterious figure as Mr. Quizno.
Anyway, until we get answers, I vote we refer to this mysterious figure as Mr. Quizno.
So, Castle Heterodine reincarnated as a yurt?
Wait... if we do give them a layer, would that mean they are Stable Housing Ninja?
- Location
- Two hours away
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Dennis is our FE farmer boy. He's not much at the beginning but he will crush our enemies in the endgame.
- Location
- I think somewhere. I might be nowhere though
Well this makes me happy. Our gumbo will be grand and our pineapples magically delicious!
I really wanted that book.
Not happening. Randy Cunningham was explicitly retconned out because the QM hadn't ever seen it. McFist used to be a company we could buy out before said setting was retconned out. Also, I thought we had already identified Dennis's teacher back when he first appeared?
Stratagemini
Totally a Fire Ferret.
- Location
- Central Park
- Pronouns
- He/Him/They/Them
Some QMs have now seen 1 ep of it.
But we're still not getting the Ninjanomicon.
AProcrastinator
You can Certainly Try
- Location
- Getting Somewhere
- Pronouns
- She/Hers
I feel like Marco's Learning should be higher than it is is
Man's clearly a genius