AProcrastinator
You can Certainly Try
- Location
- Getting Somewhere
- Pronouns
- She/Hers
That sounds like what someone who knows exactly how to decode it would say!
Get 'em, boys
DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
That sounds like what someone who knows exactly how to decode it would say!
Get 'em, boys
Ooh, is it time for the cross examination? Or is it a scrum debate?
KitRougard
Blatant furry. Deal with it.
- Location
- wherever I feel like~
- Pronouns
- He/She
Oh yeah, I wanted to make a quick n short n sweet list of potential Doppelbots to make!
Choose wisely, it's unlikely the QMs will keep letting us pull Herobots out of our hat every two turns.
Jack Sparrow (Added by Compiler)
Source Material: Pirates of the Caribbean
Description: A powerful wild-card of a character, Jack Sparrow's escapades went down in legend. And so, just like Khan, we'll just kinda... Bring him back!
Pros: Wild, dumb lucky, absolutely confounding to all opposing parties, Tobe's Nemesis
Cons: Wild, sometimes isn't the right kind of lucky, Tobe's Nemesis
Mr. Rodgers (Compiler's Favorite)
Source Material: Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood
King class Diplomacy and a truly delightful personality, a necessity in these dark times.
Pros: Diplomacy Stat = YES. A champion of equality in all its forms.
Cons: Hego's apprehension towards EEEVVVIIILLL but worse. Martial of NO.
T1800 Arnold Schwarzenegger
Source Material: Terminator
Hasta la vista, baby.
Pros: Martial = Yes. A robot who will settle into their form quickly, and kick all of the asses.
Cons:Skynet. May not live up to expectations.
Celena The Shy (Compiler's Bad Good Idea)
Source Material: Star Vs The Forces Of Evil
She needs friends, did you see how amazed she was we summoned her again? Bring her back and shove her in a robo-body!
Pros: Adorable. Jannadice. Instant Prophecies.
Cons: Too adorable. Jannadice. Prophecy Paranoia.
Wendy Wower (Added by KA$H)
Source: BH6, The Animation
"I'm sorry. You want me to code my own AI based off myself?
And you thought I'd say NO?"
Pros: A phenomenal first step with a very willing candidate. Imagine how excited she'd be!
Cons: More likely to be absorbed into Meat!Wendy's statline than be an individual unit.
The King, Elvis (Added by KA$H)
Source Material: Public Access
"Thank you very much."
Pros: Diplomacy, suprising Martial, musical accompaniment, Jumba Loyalty, Dennis Loyalty ("Sir! You have your own sandwich!" "That's right kid, now gimme an Elvis!" "Sir yes sir!"), GalFed Relations
Cons: Liable to be absorbed into Jumba's statline, GalFed Relations
Choose wisely, it's unlikely the QMs will keep letting us pull Herobots out of our hat every two turns.
Jack Sparrow (Added by Compiler)
Source Material: Pirates of the Caribbean
Description: A powerful wild-card of a character, Jack Sparrow's escapades went down in legend. And so, just like Khan, we'll just kinda... Bring him back!
Pros: Wild, dumb lucky, absolutely confounding to all opposing parties, Tobe's Nemesis
Cons: Wild, sometimes isn't the right kind of lucky, Tobe's Nemesis
Mr. Rodgers (Compiler's Favorite)
Source Material: Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood
King class Diplomacy and a truly delightful personality, a necessity in these dark times.
Pros: Diplomacy Stat = YES. A champion of equality in all its forms.
Cons: Hego's apprehension towards EEEVVVIIILLL but worse. Martial of NO.
Source Material: Terminator
Hasta la vista, baby.
Pros: Martial = Yes. A robot who will settle into their form quickly, and kick all of the asses.
Cons:
Celena The Shy (Compiler's Bad Good Idea)
Source Material: Star Vs The Forces Of Evil
She needs friends, did you see how amazed she was we summoned her again? Bring her back and shove her in a robo-body!
Pros: Adorable. Jannadice. Instant Prophecies.
Cons: Too adorable. Jannadice. Prophecy Paranoia.
Wendy Wower (Added by KA$H)
Source: BH6, The Animation
"I'm sorry. You want me to code my own AI based off myself?
And you thought I'd say NO?"
Pros: A phenomenal first step with a very willing candidate. Imagine how excited she'd be!
Cons: More likely to be absorbed into Meat!Wendy's statline than be an individual unit.
The King, Elvis (Added by KA$H)
Source Material: Public Access
"Thank you very much."
Pros: Diplomacy, suprising Martial, musical accompaniment, Jumba Loyalty, Dennis Loyalty ("Sir! You have your own sandwich!" "That's right kid, now gimme an Elvis!" "Sir yes sir!"), GalFed Relations
Cons: Liable to be absorbed into Jumba's statline, GalFed Relations
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- Location
- California
Wendy Wower
Pros: exceptional willingness/availability, love of robots, and meowtube channel mean she has an extreme dc reduction, possible loyalty bonus, can make videos
Cons: n/a, it's probably a lil weird
Elvis Presley (The King)
Pros: high charisma and martial(7th degree blackbelt and sergeant in the us army), can potentially train other heroes in karate(especially marco)
Cons: N/A, my family's more Sinatra tbh
Pros: exceptional willingness/availability, love of robots, and meowtube channel mean she has an extreme dc reduction, possible loyalty bonus, can make videos
Cons: n/a, it's probably a lil weird
Elvis Presley (The King)
Pros: high charisma and martial(7th degree blackbelt and sergeant in the us army), can potentially train other heroes in karate(especially marco)
Cons: N/A, my family's more Sinatra tbh
Fun fact, Mr Rogers personally replied to all his fan mail, which means he has baller stewardship
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infinityDivided
Prince Of Doom
- Location
- USA
We can't do that. We can't grab someone's spirit and shove them into a new body, and we don't have enough information about her to make a copy of her mind/skills.
KitRougard
Blatant furry. Deal with it.
- Location
- wherever I feel like~
- Pronouns
- He/She
...You're probably right. Was there WoG on this? There was probably WoG on this.
infinityDivided
Prince Of Doom
- Location
- USA
Closest I can remember was this:
If we can't shove Felldrake into an organic body that at least shares his species, I doubt we could put him or another disembodied soul in a inorganic body that is completely different structurally and metaphysically to what they used to have.
Crisis: Twelfth Night- Lauds
- Location
- Pennsylvania
"Why do I have to wear this stupid hat?" Tom complained as he walked down the street. As usual on the dusty streets of afternoon New York, people yelling at each other went completely unremarked.
"Because you wouldn't let me file down your stupid horns." you reply. "And you can't keep your third eye shut."
"You're carrying a duck staff!"
"I'm a goose."
Janna nodded. "And this is New York, there's street magicians with dumber getups."
"Hey!" A pink-haired busker called from across the street.
Janna paused. "Was that the weird chick from the au… you know what I don't care. Moving on."
"Come on!" Tom refused to let it go. "I saw three guys in gaudy costumes on the way over here! You're telling me horns would be out of place but Mr. Honk isn't?"
"You're getting on my nerves Imp Boy." Feldrake complained.
"You gonna do anything about it?"
"Yes!" Feldrake replied. "Janna! Do something about it!"
"Later. Focus on finding Marco."
"So what's he doing in a place like this anyway?" Tom asked. "Last time we talked he didn't mention anything."
"He's supposed to be doing a job for the Dracon outfit. Local crime syndicate, pretty standard. All we gotta do is sneak in and get him."
"Are Earth crime syndicates… hard to infiltrate? I'm not really from around here."
"Nope."
"Oh good!" Tom replied gormlessly. "Besides, it's just the two of us, just like old times. It'll be easy!"
"Hello." Lizzy said.
Tom screamed at the top of his lungs and as shrill as a train whistle.
"AAAAGH! Who are you?!?!"
"Lizzy?" Janna asked confusedly. "What are you doing here?"
"I wanted to hang out."
"What?"
"You wouldn't tell me where you were going." Lizzy said, again in her usual monotone. She was dressed in a black dress that somewhat resembled a normal person's outfit, but she still had her control helmet, which she as usual refused to leave behind. At least she was carrying and not wearing it. "The last time someone wouldn't tell me where they were going they didn't come back."
Janna grimaced. "Look Lizzy, I'm trying to find… another friend. But he's really paranoid so I didn't want to bring anyone he didn't know."
"How did you even follow us halfway across the country?" Tom asked, still freaked out and confused.
"Formorian ants are capable of chewing through solid steel."
"That… that didn't answer anything." Tom said nervously.
"No no, that clears it up." Janna nodded. "All right Lizzy I… I appreciate it, I guess. You can come just… let us take the lead, ok? Marco's always been jumpy around me."
"I wonder why." Tom said sarcastically.
"You're increasing the chances I do what the goose wants Tom."
"Okay okay! Let's just find this crime… place."
Stewardship Check: Find the Dracon Hideout without having to ask anyone
DC 70 needed: 84+5+15+7=111
Success!
Janna had half expected a laundromat or a mattress store. What she got was even worse. Tucked away in an exceptionally disreputable corner of Belmont was a small Italian restaurant by the name of 'Mamma Luciano's'. It had all the hallmarks. Nervous waitstaff, a handful of 'regulars' who got treated like decapitation-happy kings, and a 'backroom' that most people didn't realize you could get served in. Oh, and inexplicably good food for how rundown the neighborhood was.
"C'mon, we're headed around the back." Janna said simply.
"Why?" Lizzy asked blandly.
"This is a mob front. We don't know if it's our mob front. Dickens gave us a few options. We need to find evidence that Mr. 'I'm Cazador' is stopping by tonight."
As they rounded the corner, they noted a couple of surly-faced, heavy lidded enforcers lounging by the door. They had the sorts of faces that promised at least one shiv was hidden somewhere on their person.
"Okay." Tom said. "...how do we do that?"
[ ] Talk Fast
She never elaborates, but Janna regularly insists she 'knows a guy'. Maybe she has the magic words?
[ ] Sneak In
Mob goons are far from the most impressive targets you've tricked. You'll be in before they finish the antipasto.
[ ] Use Magic
What's the point of having an evil magic staff if you can't casually violate other people's autonomy with it?
There will be a six hour moratorium on voting.
"Because you wouldn't let me file down your stupid horns." you reply. "And you can't keep your third eye shut."
"You're carrying a duck staff!"
"I'm a goose."
Janna nodded. "And this is New York, there's street magicians with dumber getups."
"Hey!" A pink-haired busker called from across the street.
Janna paused. "Was that the weird chick from the au… you know what I don't care. Moving on."
"Come on!" Tom refused to let it go. "I saw three guys in gaudy costumes on the way over here! You're telling me horns would be out of place but Mr. Honk isn't?"
"You're getting on my nerves Imp Boy." Feldrake complained.
"You gonna do anything about it?"
"Yes!" Feldrake replied. "Janna! Do something about it!"
"Later. Focus on finding Marco."
"So what's he doing in a place like this anyway?" Tom asked. "Last time we talked he didn't mention anything."
"He's supposed to be doing a job for the Dracon outfit. Local crime syndicate, pretty standard. All we gotta do is sneak in and get him."
"Are Earth crime syndicates… hard to infiltrate? I'm not really from around here."
"Nope."
"Oh good!" Tom replied gormlessly. "Besides, it's just the two of us, just like old times. It'll be easy!"
"Hello." Lizzy said.
Tom screamed at the top of his lungs and as shrill as a train whistle.
"AAAAGH! Who are you?!?!"
"Lizzy?" Janna asked confusedly. "What are you doing here?"
"I wanted to hang out."
"What?"
"You wouldn't tell me where you were going." Lizzy said, again in her usual monotone. She was dressed in a black dress that somewhat resembled a normal person's outfit, but she still had her control helmet, which she as usual refused to leave behind. At least she was carrying and not wearing it. "The last time someone wouldn't tell me where they were going they didn't come back."
Janna grimaced. "Look Lizzy, I'm trying to find… another friend. But he's really paranoid so I didn't want to bring anyone he didn't know."
"How did you even follow us halfway across the country?" Tom asked, still freaked out and confused.
"Formorian ants are capable of chewing through solid steel."
"That… that didn't answer anything." Tom said nervously.
"No no, that clears it up." Janna nodded. "All right Lizzy I… I appreciate it, I guess. You can come just… let us take the lead, ok? Marco's always been jumpy around me."
"I wonder why." Tom said sarcastically.
"You're increasing the chances I do what the goose wants Tom."
"Okay okay! Let's just find this crime… place."
Stewardship Check: Find the Dracon Hideout without having to ask anyone
DC 70 needed: 84+5+15+7=111
Success!
Janna had half expected a laundromat or a mattress store. What she got was even worse. Tucked away in an exceptionally disreputable corner of Belmont was a small Italian restaurant by the name of 'Mamma Luciano's'. It had all the hallmarks. Nervous waitstaff, a handful of 'regulars' who got treated like decapitation-happy kings, and a 'backroom' that most people didn't realize you could get served in. Oh, and inexplicably good food for how rundown the neighborhood was.
"C'mon, we're headed around the back." Janna said simply.
"Why?" Lizzy asked blandly.
"This is a mob front. We don't know if it's our mob front. Dickens gave us a few options. We need to find evidence that Mr. 'I'm Cazador' is stopping by tonight."
As they rounded the corner, they noted a couple of surly-faced, heavy lidded enforcers lounging by the door. They had the sorts of faces that promised at least one shiv was hidden somewhere on their person.
"Okay." Tom said. "...how do we do that?"
[ ] Talk Fast
She never elaborates, but Janna regularly insists she 'knows a guy'. Maybe she has the magic words?
[ ] Sneak In
Mob goons are far from the most impressive targets you've tricked. You'll be in before they finish the antipasto.
[ ] Use Magic
What's the point of having an evil magic staff if you can't casually violate other people's autonomy with it?
There will be a six hour moratorium on voting.
Hmm, so Kitsune's not around yet.
Talk fast is almost certainly out. Without Kitsune, the Diplo stat Is +17 after loyalty and other penalties
Use magic should be roughly +50ish versus intrigue +40
Talk fast is almost certainly out. Without Kitsune, the Diplo stat Is +17 after loyalty and other penalties
Use magic should be roughly +50ish versus intrigue +40
- Location
- Academy City
- Pronouns
- They
[ ] Talk Fast
It's funnier.
It's funnier.
KitRougard
Blatant furry. Deal with it.
- Location
- wherever I feel like~
- Pronouns
- He/She
Counterpoint: I think we're about to witness the shattering of a few levels of Masquerade.
Violently.
With potential, actual, dying involved.
infinityDivided
Prince Of Doom
- Location
- USA
Um. Tragic Backstory Alert? I thought her backstory was the competition with Stanley.
Are these things real? I tried googling it but all I got was stuff from DnD or MtG.
So did she have some of these possibly-made-up ants chew through the outside of an airplane so she could stowaway? ...That sounds dangerous as hell. Both for the airplane, and herself.
FunkyEntropy
Occasionally insightful, possibly grumpy
- Location
- Los Angeles
Janna runs on bullshit so fast talking isn't a bad choice. And I'm not sure I like the idea of, "violating other people's autonomy," but that's pretty classic Janna who did the hypno sleep trick on Marco multiple times just to fuck with him or when Marco was being unproductive.
Stratagemini
Totally a Fire Ferret.
- Location
- Central Park
- Pronouns
- He/Him/They/Them
I want to vote for Janna lying. Watching Janna lie is the most hilarious and best part of this quest.
The inator doesn't take effect until next turn anyway.
Statwise I think it Goes
Diplo: 6 + 17(Tom Diplo) -5(Lizzy trait) -1(Tom loyalty) = 17
Intrigue: 22 + 17(Lizzy intrigue) + 1 = 40
Occult: 25 + 22 - 2 = 45
As funny as trying to fast talk them would be, I think I'm going to default to my line of thinking for Blue Hawaii: sneak in while they still don't know we're here, talk our way out if we get caught.
Light
A world without Light would be Dark.
- Location
- United States
We could see Janna, a Prince of Hell, and Lizzy tiptoing past mobsters, with Feldrake complaining about a mute spell being cast on him.
Stratagemini
Totally a Fire Ferret.
- Location
- Central Park
- Pronouns
- He/Him/They/Them
Nowhere near as funny as Janna lying, or even Tom failing to lie, or Lizzie not understanding that lying is called for.
Wait, Kitsune's not here and we were told Amur could come along.
Kitsune has Amur with her. I wonder what her reason for being in New York is?
Kitsune has Amur with her. I wonder what her reason for being in New York is?
Light
A world without Light would be Dark.
- Location
- United States
Causing chaos, presumably.
mad cackling
More seriously, she might be making connections with Magical New York and the Gargoyles?
I want to sneak in.
- Location
- Two hours away
- Pronouns
- He/Him
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- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
Lizzie: I work for one of the most powerful villains in the United States. Let me see Cazador or we'll step on you
Mobster: Yes mam
Janna: huh not used to this whole authority/ theart thing.
ReaperofInterest
Herald of Disaster
Huh. I didn't think we would be doing the quest before the next turn. Oh well. I'm in favor of Intrigue myself.