Doof Life! (Disney Villains Victorious Story)

[Boohoo the 3rd]

Dr. Heinz Doofensmirthz was a man who's been called many things: Loser, mad, nuisance, German (that last thing ticked him off most of all; He was from Drusselstein damnit!).

But, although he'd never admit it, he kinda assumed after a while he'd NEVER be called ruler. But here he was!

"Ahhhhh... Feels good. Too bad LOVEMUFFIN was lost in the battle to take over..." Doof sighed.

"Really?" His robotic son, Norm, asked.

"Pffffftttt, heck no! But anyways, how's U.T.I.P. doing?" Doof asked.

"....Who?" Norm asked back.

"Y'know, Underling Toons Indispensable for Power? They insisted they also have an acronym."

"....."

"....My new interns who all Happen to be Toons?"

"Oh yes, them! They're working hard in the lab!"

Doofensmirthz sighed and decided to go check on them. He wasn't racist against them like that asshat Judge Doom, but everyone knew Even the best of Toons being left alone in a science lab was screaming for trouble.

Sure enough, the group of 9, consisting of Pinky and The Brain, the Reboot versions of Adora, Catra, Scorpia and Entrapta, the What's New? versions of Daphne Blake and Velma Dinkley and Slimer were trying their best to keep the lab together, explosions going off and stuff falling over/flying around.

"Ah! Doctor! I assure you, everything is under control." The Brain promised.

"It is?" Pinky asked in obliviousness, earning him a bop to the head.

"Eh, Can't make a few evil omelettes without cracking a few evil eggs. Keep it up, I know you'll get it!" Doof shrugged, walking off. There was a moment of silence.

"....I think we found the perfect boss." Adora stated simply.

X

Later, Doofensmirthz was fixing his desk when U.T.I.P. entered.

"Egad, Doofensmirthz! We've created a perfect device! Narf!" Pinky grinned.

"Oh? Let's see it." Doofensmirthz asked in curiousity.

"Behold: A power absorption device!" Entrapta cheered, Taking off the sheet... To reveal a cheese and mayonnaise sandwich.

"Uhhhh...." Dr. D stared.

"What the-" Catra exclaimed. Slimer looked sheepish before eating the sandwich.

"You gluttonous galoot! Then who has our device?!" The Brain angrily snapped.

X

It cuts to a grinning Mark Beaks looking at the stolen device as he whistles and moonwalks away.

X

"Uhhhhh... Eh, I wouldn't worry about it." Doof shrugged. The disheartened Toons walk off, bickering.

Just another day at DOOFENSMIRTHZ EVIL TOWN OWNERSHIP HEADQUARTERS!

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

U.T.I.P. was hard at work on another invention.

"Ok, now we just need a delicate touch to Activate it!" Brain nodded. Scorpia promptly accidentally slammed her tail into it, firing it up.

"....Or we could do that." Brain deadpanned. The Toons then went to test their invention out, firing it at a nearby billboard, that transformed into a muffin!

"SUCCESS!" They cheered.

"HEY! WHO TRANSFORMED MY NEW BILLBOARD INTO A MUFFIN?!" Doof was heard shouting.

"......Wanna blame Norm?" Catra suggested.

"Do you even have to ask?" Daphne chuckled.

-

Norm was humming as he cleaned the attic.

"Ah, a perfectly relaxing day! Nothing Could go wrong!" The robot cheerfully stated.

The attic then collapsed under his weight.

"Oh yeah, I'm not supposed to go up there for this exact reason!" Norm equally cheerfully remembered.

-

"VANESSA!" Doof cheered.

"Hi dad." Vanessa Doofensmirthz shook her head.

"Man, I've missed you! This is your first time here since I took over too!"

"Yeah, that was an.... Interesting development."

As the two walked and talked, all felt good.