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Chapter 1: Holy Diver

You are Dio Brando, adopted member of the Joestar household and...
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    Chapter 1: Holy Diver

    You are Dio Brando, adopted member of the Joestar household and soon-to-be heir to the family fortune...or rather, you would be if it wasn't for that meddling fool Jonathan. Seven years of masquerading as his trusted companion were all put to waste in a single moment thanks to the letter written to Lord Joestar by your father. It seems even in death that bastard is finding ways to torment you.


    After a harrowing near-death encounter with a monster that resulted from your initial experiment with the Stone Mask, you decided to hit a nearby pub and take the edge off. Though you mentally curse your weakness, almost being slain by the walking dead is far too stressful for your liking.


    When next you wake, your eyes recoil at the obnoxious sight of the noonday sun and the pub you visited is in shambles. Liquor and bile are pooled on the floor (you'll have to buy new shoes, damn it all) and broken glass litters the entire establishment. Your head is more pained than it has been in ages; not even that nasty headbutt from Jonathan, the little pest, left such a profound ache. Your recollection of the morning is blurry, but you're fairly sure you remember an Irishman named Seamus and something or other about a shovel.


    But none of that matters, as you, Dio, will soon ensure the only obstacle between you and the wealth you've fought for shuffles off this mortal coil, all thanks to the Stone Mask...


    ...Speaking of which, where the devil is the thing?


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    ...


    Oh, God damn it.


    [X] Search for the Mask. You don't need any more inhuman monsters mucking about.
    -[X] Sweep the pub for clues. Interrogate what few patrons remain.
    -[X] Take to the streets. A walking corpse shouldn't be difficult to find.

    [X] Make a hasty return to Ogre Street. Perhaps you cold intercept Jonathan or remove any evidence of your dealing with that Oriental apothecary...

    [X] Get something to drink. You're much too sober to be dealing in affairs straight out of a horror novel.

    [X] Write-in

    [X] Return to the Joestar manor and pack your belongings. This country no longer has anything for you.
     
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    • [X] Get something to drink. You're much too sober to be dealing in affairs straight out of a horror novel.

    Dio, you must become a drunkard just like your father, Dario!
     
    [X] Return to the Joestar manor and pack your belongings. This country no longer has anything for you.
     
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    [X] Get something to drink. You're much too sober to be dealing in affairs straight out of a horror novel.
     
    [X] Search for the Mask. You don't need any more inhuman monsters mucking about.
    -[X] Sweep the pub for clues. Interrogate what few patrons remain.
     
    [X] Search for the Mask. You don't need any more inhuman monsters mucking about.
    -[X] Sweep the pub for clues. Interrogate what few patrons remain.
     
    [X] Search for the Mask. You don't need any more inhuman monsters mucking about.
    -[X] Sweep the pub for clues. Interrogate what few patrons remain.
     
    [X] Get something to drink. You're much too sober to be dealing in affairs straight out of a horror novel.

    I somehow feel that this is the exact same divergence Ezit Mati came up with for his own alternate Phantom Blood
     
    [X] Get something to drink. You're much too sober to be dealing in affairs straight out of a horror novel.
     
    [X] Search for the Mask. You don't need any more inhuman monsters mucking about.
    -[X] Sweep the pub for clues. Interrogate what few patrons remain.
     
    [X] Search for the Mask. You don't need any more inhuman monsters mucking about.
    -[X] Sweep the pub for clues. Interrogate what few patrons remain.
     
    [X] Get something to drink. You're much too sober to be dealing in affairs straight out of a horror novel.
     
    [X] Search for the Mask. You don't need any more inhuman monsters mucking about.
    -[X] Sweep the pub for clues. Interrogate what few patrons remain.
     
    [X] Search for the Mask. You don't need any more inhuman monsters mucking about.
    -[X] Sweep the pub for clues. Interrogate what few patrons remain.
     
    [X] Search for the Mask. You don't need any more inhuman monsters mucking about.
    -[X] Sweep the pub for clues. Interrogate what few patrons remain.

    This choice of action sounds like it could lead toward DIO BRANDO, PARANORMAL PRIVATE EYE.
    Or it could be leading towards what happened canonically, but I like to think optimistically.
     
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    TehChron said:
    [X] Get something to drink. You're much too sober to be dealing in affairs straight out of a horror novel.

    I somehow feel that this is the exact same divergence Ezit Mati came up with for his own alternate Phantom Blood
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    No idea what an Ezit Mati is, but it sounds like it would be nice with some baklava.

    Also, OOW has plenty of plans should we choose to go abroad.

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    Search for the mask it is. Had you lot chosen to drunk some more, this would have escalated to something resembling the beginning of A Scotsman In Egypt.
     
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    The Out Of World said:
    No idea what an Ezit Mati is, but it sounds like it would be nice with some baklava.
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    Ezit Mati is the author of a JJBA/Code Geass crossover, titles 'Lulu's Bizarre Rebellion.'

    While the alternate Phantom Blood timeline has yet to be explained in detail, what we've seen of it makes it obvious that things went very off the rails.

    Dio Brando is still human, with Voodoo Kingdom as his Stand, and is an advisor for the Emperor of Britannia. Meanwhile, Jonathon is a vampire, with The World as his stand.

    Anyway...

    Oh, votes are locked already. A shame.
     
    TehChron said:
    ...Look what you people have done
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    Don't worry salty, there will be chances in the future.

    To be more specific, Dio would have woken up in the coal cart of a train. In the Wild West. Naked. With a treasure hunter by the name Curt "Horse" Bedeau, the self-proclaimed "#2 Scoundrel in the West."

    But don't worry, there will still be opportunities for this later.
     
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