Kolar
Way Bads
Servantis
Swift
Leander
Phil Billings
VS
Captain America
Thor
Falcon
Creel
Warrior
Dial
Sam Wilson/Falcon
"I've been flying for a while up here, guys," Sam said, looking down at the ground as he tumbled through the air. He aimed himself towards one building in particular. "We sure this is the place?"
The place was an industrial container terminal, right next to the river. No one was working there. Not since the Avengers had tracked strange energy signatures in the area, which had been connected to similar energy signatures found at a jewelry store that had been robbed just a week ago. Sam was trying to see if he could get a view of what was causing those, but all he'd done was fly for a few minutes. As of right then, only six Avengers were available to check in on it. Captain America, Dial, Sam himself, Creel, Warrior, and-
"Indeed," Sam almost had a heart attack when Thor came out of the sky, flying alongside him for a moment before disappearing at high speed. Thor continued speaking, Sam listening through his radio.
"This place seems completely empty."
"Watch where you're flying!" Sam said, drifting down to a building that looked like a large warehouse and landing in front of it. Thor landed next to him, giving Sam an embarrassed look.
"Apologies, Son of Wil. I do not have the precision you do in flight."
"Fast as hell though," Sam admitted. "Even if you do fly like you're constantly strapped to a meteor."
"It's pronounced 'Mjolnir'," Thor said helpfully.
Sam shook his head, chuckling. Then he looked over the area. "What do you think, hammer boy? We got anything to worry about?"
"I believe we do," Thor said grimly. He looked around. "I sense some sort of fell magic has taken place here. The energies here… it is like the Convergence has happened once more."
"That whole thing with portals all over London?" Sam shook his head. "Yeah, after Rio, I think I've had enough of that kind of thing. Just feel like we fight enough weirdness on Earth without adding to it, you know?"
"I do know," Thor's voice took on a melancholy tone. "I hope this is not yet another Asgardian problem. My people have caused enough trouble for your-"
"Oh please," Sam rolled his eyes, giving Thor a grin. "Like you're responsible for what a bunch of dickheads from your world does. I might as well take the blame for HYDRA stealing stuff from you."
"But the chaos we cause when we arrive-" Thor was ready to say.
"Look," Sam cut him off, lifting a hand up. "You've been helping out Earth for what, four years now? Little more? I doubt you haven't made up for what your brother and a bunch of guys related to Asgard's history have done. Far as I'm concerned, we're square," Sam patted his arm with a grin. "And I'm not just saying that because you can toss me into the sun."
Thor laughed at that, giving Sam a large smile. "Thank you, friend Sam. I will admit, I do worry about-"
"Yo!" Thor was interrupted when someone came around the corner. They turned around and saw Izzy walking over. The powerful brunette woman was dressed in her knight-like armor, sword on her back. Her helmet was removed, allowing her hair to flow as she walked over, giving Thor and Sam a bored look. "I don't suppose either of you found a fight somewhere around her."
"Ha!" Thor barked. "I agree, Lady Hartley. I hope for a battle for the ages!"
"As long as it isn't over too quick, ya know? Lately, all I've fought is thugs and mercs," Izzy sighed dramatically. "What's the point of this fancy armor if I don't get to really test it out, ya know?"
"Hey, I'm all for the overkill," Sam said. "I don't mind a fight for the right reasons, but getting my ass kicked isn't something I'm eager for."
"Ah, come Sam!" Thor placed a heavy arm around Sam's shoulder. "Where is your warrior's spirit!? The drive for battle, the wish to prove yourself against an enemy worthy of your strength!"
"I'm more of a 'do what I have to for the right thing' kind of guy," Sam said honestly.
"Awwww, that's boring though!" Izzy grumbled. Sam shrugged, smirking.
"What can I say? All the monsters coming out of the woodwork makes me want to tone things back. You can only fight so many demons and mutants before you start to relish normal gangsters."
"We don't fight
that many monsters," Izzy said with a sigh.
It was then that a building exploded.
Sam staggered back as dust blew outwards from a warehouse several dozen feet away from them, steel and concrete shattering. And a massive purple form lifted up into the air. Sam stared at the being that stood up, higher and higher, towering over them. The earth shook under a massive footstep, a shadow falling across the three of them as Sam tried to comprehend the sheer size of that being.
"Nice tits," Izzy said nonchalantly.
"What." Sam stared at her. The giant monster strode forward, but Izzy ignored it to look at him.
"Well, look at her. Even if we ignore the fact she's a giant, she's got some nice proportions-"
"HER BEING A GIANT IS
ALL WE SHOULD FOCUS ON!" Sam exploded. "Where the hell did she come from!?"
"She is no Frost Giant. A worthy opponent nonetheless!" Thor said happily, twirling the hammer in his hand with a savage laugh.
Before he could do anything however, some smashed through a wall. For a moment, at the sight of the four arms and the muscular powerful body, Sam thought it was Dial in Four Arms form. Until he noticed the pale blue-gray skin and long hair, rather than Four Arm's dark red skin and bald head. Red eyes glared at them. The being was a little shorter and less built than Four Arms, but he was still at least thirteen feet tall, rippling with muscle, and now running right towards them.
Sam leaped back, holding back the urge to start shooting. While he had some powerful weapons available to him nowadays, most weren't built to defeat things as durable as Four Arms.
Thor, on the other hand, was.
"Come, brute!" Thor ran forward, Mjolnir raised. "Have at thee!"
"You think you can take on Kolar!?" two fists smashed into Thor's face, sending out a shockwave, then uppercut him in the stomach. "Bring it on
huma-"
A hammer to the chin shut up whoever this Kolar guy was. Thor grinned, his eyes gleaming with savage pride. "I am not a human. I am a
god."
Thor punched Kolar, who backflipped to get out of the way.
"Falcon to all Avengers on site, we have to meta beings!" Sam shouted, lifting into the air.
"Same here!" Dial said through the radio.
"I'm taking over tactical control of the mission. I'm going to go deal with the Way Bad!"
"You know what that thing is?"
"Intimately. I know these guys. Steve is dealing with the leader, Creel is headed your way with the other three! Sam, take on the girl with wings, Creel will handle the furry one, Izzy, your suit is hardened against rads so you can take on the one that looks like NRG's little brother!"
Before Sam could say anything, a wall nearby shattered into concrete dust. Creel came out of it, rolling on the ground for a moment before snapping to his feet. Sam and Izzy took a spot on either side of him, facing whoever had sent him through the wall. Two men and one woman came out of the hole. All three were wearing similar uniforms, with black armored plating over a lighter shade colored black undersuit, with silver linings around the edges of the armor.
One of them was female, with red skin, short red-black hair, red eyes, and yellow pair of eyebrows or something. Her feet and hands had three digits each, a long tail was coming from her back, and she had wing flaps under her arms.
The second one was human-shaped, with a powerful-looking build, but had a helmet that looked like a smaller version of NRG's. He blasted out red energy as he stepped forward. Izzy stepped in front of them, a shield of catoms flowing on her arm and taking the blast. The laser turned the catoms to slag but were successfully blocked, Izzy glaring at the tall man.
The last one surprised Sam. Because he looked like a human soldier. He was well built, caucasian, with grey-white pulled into a ponytail, and slightly scraggly beard around his face. He raised his hands as he came forward.
"Hold on!" the man said. "Wait for a second! We aren't here to fight!"
"You put me through a wall," Creel said idly. He was in his human form, but Sam could see his gauntlet, full of useful materials, shining on his arm. "I tend to start fights with people who do that."
"It's the laser that does it for me," Izzy said, looking like a little girl about to get a new doll as she slowly raised her sword, the armored knight of the Avengers ready to brawl.
Sam had to step in. Dial likely had good reason for why he thought these guys were hostile. If he could get some time...
"Wait a sec," Sam stepped forward. Izzy and Creel stepped back, but stayed ready. "Who are you? Why is that guy with the four arms attacking one of my team? You with him and the 300-foot tall woman?"
Why were these sentences so normal in his life now?
"The Way Bad and Kolar?" the man shook his head. "No. I apologize for my compatriot's original attack," Sam noted that the guy was beginning to step to the side. Sam slowly backed away, keeping his eyes on him. "My name is Phil Billings. We're the Rooters, members of an organization that fights alien criminals in my world. We aren't here to fight. But as I said. We're from another world, another dimension. We were just confused. We want to go home."
"The Rooters tried to kill a 16 year old superhero because they thought he was going to end the universe. He wasn't. They're the worst kind of military intelligence. Shoot a possible threat while it's still an ally. Like every general who keeps urging us to find a way to kill the Hulk or Thor. Or me," Dial said. The sounds of explosions were going off in the distance, the purple-being screaming.
"If that's the case," Sam said, keeping an eye on all three. "We can talk about that. I'm Sam Wilson, of the Avengers, a peacekeeping organization. We can help you. Provided that you-"
A voice came in on the radio. Steve.
"Avengers. The leader of these metas, Servantis, just initiated a psychic assault on my mind. Consider them-" the sound of a shield bouncing off a hard surface was followed by a posh accent cursing.
"Hostile."
Phil looked up. He apparently received a message of his own, as did the winged woman and armored man. For a moment the six of them eyed each other.
Dial was speaking as quickly as he could.
"The girl is Swift. She can fly fast as fuck, and has laser eyes and a laser tail. But she can't take a beating, so stay on your toes and you can take her Sam. Phil can transform into a monster with enhanced physical abilities, can absorb energy, and interfere with my Omnitrix. Creel can beat the shit out of him while ignoring his lightning blasts and lasers. Izzy, you've got the skills to take on Leander the NRG knockoff, just avoid his direct radiation attacks. Steve. Servantis can manipulate minds, move things with telekinesis, levitate, make force fields, and shoot electric beams. He's a badass. But you're Captain America."
A whistling sound filled the air. The six of them looked out at the harbor. For a moment, just a moment they could see the purple woman facing a flying green light flashing at her. The light smashed into the woman, sending 300 hundred feet of monster movie reject skidding back.
That might as well have been the signal. Sam's wings snapped out. Phil shifted into a furry monster. Creel's skin became a dark black like rubber. Izzy's sword snapped out as she went for Leander, a red blast aiming for her head that she barely dodged.
Sam lifted up into the air. Swift followed. In a blaze of speed, the two went into the sky, and the fight began.
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Steve Rogers/Captain America
At first, Steve had tried to be nice. He'd seen the man on his own. Tall, almost seven feet, and thin. His skin was red, and his head was elongated, like the Leader's. Unlike Sterns, his head seemed to be covered in a carapace, like the armor of a crab.
Steve had been ready to give the man the benefit of the doubt. Simply attacking someone for
being a meta, for looking so different from the norm, went against his nature.
So Steve had walked in, cautious, but not about to attack without reason. Then, a blast of red lightning slammed into him.
And he found himself in the War.
He stared around himself. He was in the War. It didn't matter what time, what place. He was in a fight again. All around him, allies were fighting enemies. Maybe they were Bucky, or the Howling Commandoes, Avengers, SHIELD, or BRIDGE. Maybe they were fighting HYDRA or the Chitauri.
All that mattered was that he was in the war. And someone was fighting him.
"Impressive," a voice said. Steve blocked a punch, snapped a kick out that was dodged, blocked a blast of electricity on a shield that shifted shapes and colors. "Most minds that resist me have had practice. Years of experience with mental defense. But you? How are you fighting me?"
The voice sounded amused. Steve fought with everything he had. As best he could.
"Is it some form of misguided patriotism? That incredibly naive look at the world, or-"
Steve hit the enemy in the face. The world shook. The voice let out a gasp of noise. Steve focused on that.
"Bow," a voice snarled. The weight on Steve's shoulder became insane. "I am Servantis. And you will
listen to me. Tell your team to stand down. To let us go!"
There was a war. There was an enemy. And there was the right thing to do. The people he had to fight for. The ones he knew, the invisible ones he would never know, but who he had to save all the same. He reached for that. The world was no black and white. But for Steve, that didn't matter. As long as there was good in the world…
Steve planted his feet. The enemy surrounded him. An intangible body that pressed to his skin. He lifted his shield, and threw it forward. For a moment, he wasn't throwing a shield. He was throwing everything. His beliefs, hopes, his willpower. Not a metal frisbee, but all the things that represented him. Red, white, and blue flashed through the war. And the voice shouted.
Steve's mind cleared. The man he'd been facing staggered back. Servantis. That was what he'd said his name was.
"Avengers. The leader of these metas, Servantis, just initiated a psychic assault on my mind. Consider them," Steve tossed his shield, it hit the chest of the man. "Hostile!"
"Damn you!" Servantis shouted. He snapped his head up. The carapace on his head opened up, revealing his brain, to Steve's disgust. Red electricity snapped across the crevices of his brain. Steve caught his shield in time to block a blast of electricity that lifted him into the air before he could get his feet under him to tank the blast on the invulnerable shield.
"Dial, give everyone a rundown on what we're fighting!"
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Mahmoud Schahed/Dial
I sped into the air, trying to figure out what the
fuck the Rooters were doing here.
I hadn't watched a lot of Omniverse. But I had visited the Ben 10 wiki a lot before getting dropped into this world. Hell, I'd dropped into a lot of wiki's in my time. So I knew who these guys were.
But hadn't they been locked in the Null Void? Hell, in the show, Kevin 10,000 mentioned fighting them a bunch. So what were they doing here, in 2014 New York?
With a Way Bad. Don't forget that. The terrifying and giant Kaiju of a monster currently striding into the Hudson.
I cartwheeled into the air and spoke while flying, trying to inform everyone even as I tried to figure out a damn way to take down a cosmic storm summoning mutant.
"The Rooters tried to kill a 16 year old superhero because they thought he was going to end the universe. He wasn't. They're the worst kind of military intelligence. Shoot a possible threat while it's still an ally. Like every general who keeps urging us to find a way to kill the Hulk or Thor. Or me."
I started blasting the Way Big with green energy blasts as I flew, thinking carefully. She screamed as the blasts exploded against her. I dived between her legs, right above the water, and shot at her thighs and crotch as I passed. She screamed again, but it was like taking down a normal human with pop rocks.
Okay. Needed to hit a lot harder then.
I flew up out of the city, passing every mach I could, sonic booms following in my wake. Until I was going past the atmosphere, reaching space. I twisted in the air, for a moment flying with the Earth to my back and the great emptiness of outer space above me. Then I flew back. Everything I had went into my flight.
I arced down, aiming diagonally towards my target. I spoke as I went over the ocean, the Omnitrix passing my words through to the others despite the fact I'd passed the speed of sound a while ago.
"The girl is Swift. She can fly fast as fuck, and has laser eyes and a laser tail. But she can't take a beating, so stay on your toes and you can take her Sam. Phil can transform into a monster with enhanced physical abilities, can absorb energy, and interfere with my Omnitrix. Creel can beat the shit out of him while ignoring his lightning blasts and lasers. Izzy, you've got the skills to take on Leander the NRG knockoff, just avoid his direct radiation attacks. Steve. Servantis can manipulate minds, move things with telekinesis, levitate, make force fields, and shoot electric beams. He's a badass. But you're Captain America."
With that, I aimed for the Way Bad's chest. She roared, though I couldn't hear it. I tapped the Omnitrix and transformed in a flash of green light. At mach-20, I slammed into the Way Bad in Diamondhead form.
The Way Bad screamed, a wave of spit coming out of her mouth. God. Until you actually saw it, it was hard to comprehend what it meant to interact with a being of her size. As she fell back, I could feel wind get created by her movement. Her voice cracked the air with a sound like a car crash. Even in my Diamondhead form, so much taller and larger than my human form, I felt like a beetle falling away from the chest of a human woman. I raised my arms and fired crystals as I fell, the crystals exploding on impact as they smashed into her chest and face. I tried to aim for her armpits, elbows, groin, then knees, with a few shots headed for every place a super-assassin and a war god had pointed out as a weak point on a bipedal body.
The Way Bad acted with all the pain of a person getting hit by a bunch of dodgeballs. That being, pained, but far off from knocked out or dead.
I landed in the water with a splash, thinking furiously as Way Bad reached into the water, waving her arms around. Even below the water, getting spun around like a toy in a bathtub, I could hear her grunting and moaning in exertion, the sound booming in the water. I tapped the omnitrix.
In a flash, I was Big Chill. Under the water, I went intangible, letting that feeling of being separate from the universe fill me just as Way Bad's fingers passed through me, her hand becoming encased in ice. I spread my wings and arms. I forced that chill within me, the dark power that filled Big Chill to his core, out of my body in an explosion of cold.
"YAAAAA!"
The water of the Hudson River around me froze into an iceberg. It climbed up the legs of the Way Bad, surrounded her as she panicked and punched at it, but slowly became covered in chilled gross smelly ice. She reached out just before she was finally frozen entirely, her face a mask of fear and pain.
Then I flew up out of the water, creating a tower of ice that floated up to about neck level from her. I knew what was going to happen next. This was a creature of immense power. No way getting frozen would stop her.
"Have at thee!" Thor went flying past. Kolar was punching him in the face. Thor laughed, lightning sparking in his eyes.
"Die already!" Kolar roared.
"Not this day or any other!" Thor got his arm out of Kolar's grip, then smashed him in the chin with Mjolnir, sending him skyrocketing into the sky in a trail of a few broken teeth. Then Thor noticed me. "Dial! How does this battle find you my friend!?"
True to my paranoia, the ice began to crack. I tapped the Omnitrix.
A giant monster erupted from the ice, then blasted me in the face with a laser.
I spread my stance on the chilled ice platform and raised two pluglike hands. The laser, as big around as a semi-truck flying at me, shrank and was absorbed into the openings on my fingertips.
In Feedback-form, I absorbed the full power of a cosmic storm. The energy was warm. In my time, few bursts of energy that I'd pulled into me matched the energy of the Way Bad in terms of output.
"She's got a lot of juice," I mumbled to Thor.
"Indeed. Would you like aid in this battle?" my Asgardian friend said, hefting Mjolnir in a single hand.
I raised my hands and fired. The beam of blue light I smashed the Way Bad with was the most powerful I'd ever done, enough to send her screaming onto her back in a wave of ice and water. I kept up the blast, trying to keep her down. "After you're done with Kolar!" I said in answer to Thor.
"Very well!" Thor looked up. The spinning tetramand was coming back down towards us, screaming with abject rage. "Tell me, how do members of his species deal with lightning?"
"Enough will work," I absorbed another blast from the Way Bad, then groaned when my return blast had as much effect as a firehose on a person. Hurts, but not unbearable.
"Then I will be back!" Thor rocketed upwards, slamming into Kolar with a loud 'boom!' The lightning that fell from the sky enveloped them. The clouds above began to swirl, and rain poured down upon us. Thor and Kolar fell towards the Battery, the park that sat at the southern tip of Manhattan island, the sounds of thunder and lightning echoing before I lost sight of them.
This wasn't working… Okay then.
I shifted to my human form. For a moment, I stood there in my black and green armor on top of a pillar of ice. Then I looked at the Omnitrix on my wrist. Time for a hail mary.
"Come on, Omnitrix," I mumbled, staring at it, before looking up at the Way Bad. "Give me something appropriate."
I popped the Dial up, spun it like the cylinder of a revolver, then smashed down on it. Honestly, if I had to deal with the Way Bad with any of my normal forms, I knew I could figure something out. But here and now? Hoping that the AI within was going to help me out felt oddly appropriate.
A flash of light appeared. The Way Bad looked at me. Then she blinked. The ice platform beneath me shattered as my weight crushed it. I rose upwards. Like all my transformations, it was instant. But the sheer size I was growing up too made it seem like a gradual increase, my shadow crossing the Way Bad. My head grew a tall and thin fin, as did the backs of my arms.. My skin shifted shades to red across my fins, arms, and feet, with a single line stretching down my chest to surround the Omnitrix. The rest of my body was colored a shade of white almost dark enough to count as grey.
I stopped at my final height and stared down at the Way Bad. She stared back at me.
"You're in big trouble," I said with a slow, long, smile.
She snapped to her feet. Now, matching her in size, her moves seemed normal. Rather than the strange slowness her colossal weight gave her movements, I could appreciate how fast she really was. She grabbed at me, squealing. She sounded like a scared animal. I grabbed her right arm and twisted it behind her, the water at my feet ankle deep now. Funny enough, I was about a foot taller than her. Uh… Well, make that a lot of feet. Whatever, I was taller than her.
She desperately fought against my grip, our struggle bringing us closer to the buildings.
"Jarvis, is the city-?"
"I had the buildings near the harbor evacuated the moment you began fighting a giant. You are clear."
"Then sorry in advance if Tony ends up having to pay for a hell of a lot of property damage," I brought the Way Bad around and punched her in the chin, then throat, solar plexus, right breast, trying to throw her off guard as much as I could. She blindly grabbed me and twisted around, pushing me away. I stumbled when my ankles hit the rocks masquerading as the Hudson's shore, falling back and smashing into one of the buildings behind me.
The Way Bad, sensing weakness, rushed me in a manner that reminded me of the time a meth addict had attacked me once. I rolled out of the way and smashed her head with my elbow as she spun away.
It was so strange, being this size. No other transformation had made me feel like this. I felt like I was in the middle of a Lego city, cars smaller than my feet, buildings reaching up to my waist. And inside I felt
power. Power that swirled in me. Only in my Asgadian form had I felt such insane strength. Beyond that there was this… sense. Of something outside of the atmosphere. A storm.
I pushed aside that thought to focus on the Way Bad… who was running?
"Are you serious!?" I roared, rushing towards her, the ground cracking under my footsteps.
"Get back here!"
"SKREEEEE!!!" she screamed like a scared animal.
Damnit, I should not be feeling sorry for a giant monster made to subjugate worlds.
I got to her and punched at her. She blocked it on her forearm, then lashed out. I slid to a stop, so that we were standing on either side of a street. For a second, things got relatively interesting.
She started punching and clawing at me. I blocked and parried. A fin on her arm slashed out at me. I caught it between my elbow and knee and punished her by grabbing the horns on either side of her face, pulling her in for a headbutt. She surprised me with a claw across the chest, her hardened nails clashing with my tough skin and leaving a painful sensation. I kicked her in the ribs, then cracked her in the jaws. She blasted at me, and I had to take the blast to keep the buildings behind me safe.
I was the better fighter, but I wasn't trained in being a giant in a city I wanted to keep from squishing. She had no such issues, and could unleash her animalistic fighting-style with impunity.
At one point, she stepped back. Her foot smashed through a wall, crushing a restaurant that had been situated at the bottom of building. Neither of us paid attention to it beyond the pain that was caused when she blasted me again.
"How dare you?"
I winced. Way Bad screeched. We looked at the source of the voice that had seemed to echo in our minds and souls.
I couldn't recognize him. At Way Big's height, all people looked like dolls. He was wearing a purple set of robes. Which he was removing, glaring up at us.
The Way Bad, seeing I was distracted, punched me in the face. I staggered back, but forced myself to fall in front of the one guy who'd ignored evacuation, landing on my knee. I raised my hands in a cross, focusing the energy within me into the air in front of me, then out towards her.
A beam of green light sliced through the air, smashing her in the chest and sending her flying back into a building.
"Ultraman, bitch!" Yeah, I couldn't help it. I've watched Kaiju movies all my life. Even for all my new experience with superhero antics, fighting as a giant still made me excited. All I needed was Godzilla.
Then the guy I'd been protecting began to grow behind me. I turned, stunned, to watch him rise up towards the sky. Now, much closer to him, I could regonize him. He was bald, but with a long wispy beard. Despite his appearance of advanced age, he had the muscles of a martial arts master. He was changing shape however. His pale white skin darkened and thickened into green and savage scales. His small head elongated out and out, until it was shaped roughly like a lizard or horses, long spikes sprouting along his spine between two wings that rose from his back before they went down along the tail he grew. He came to match me in height, then even taller, finally stopping when my head was about chest level with him.
"...Always a bigger fish," I mumbled slightly, staring up at him.
"A sound philosophy, from a below average film," the bipedal dragon told me, smirking. "I am-"
"Fin Fang Foom." I hadn't seen him since the party, where he'd been talking to Thor and Jane. I'd decided to leave him alone after a deep background check had revealed a simple chef making good food, rather than the conqueror of worlds he was in other incarnations. I wasn't willing to attack him for no reason. I'd hoped to speak with him, but all the other problems kept coming up.
And now, here he was, forced into my life… Of course.
He chuckled, stepping forward to walk around me. "My excellent reputation precedes me! As does yours, young hero. But I'm afraid I must step in. You are clearly inexperienced with fighting in a form of such magnificent size," his eyes narrowed.
"And the young one there crushed one of my restaurants."
"Well. My mom always taught me not to get between a dragon and their enemies," I stepped aside to let him pass. God. He was huge. I felt like I was standing next to the Hulk. Which, considering my own size made him- my mind shut down at the numbers. How was New York City even standing while three of its citizens were currently making the square-cube law their bitch!?
"She sounds like a wise woman," I watched hundreds of thousands of tons of muscled scales stalk towards the Way Bad. She rose to her feet, eyes blinking in confusion, then widening at the sight of Foom, his tail whipping in the air behind him as he walked towards her.
Panicking, the Way Bad brought her arms up and blasted out a red beam of power. Foom returned it with a beam of green light from his mouth. They clashed for a mere moment, then Foom's blast overwhelmed hers, exploding against her face. She staggered, then ran forward, claws slashing outwards.
If my shift in size had made fighting a bit harder for me, then Foom showed what I had to aspire towards. He ducked the claw strike, hit the Way Bad in the chest with a palm that pushed her back, then brought his hands up, his body swaying slightly. For just a moment, I was reminded of Ip Man or Bruce Lee.
The comparison became more relevant when he began blocking her attacks with high speed. He used two hands at first. Then, when he seemed to realize her lack of real martial skill, he turned to the side, brought one of his hands behind the small of his back, and started blocking and parrying with one clawed hand.
I was beginning to feel really annoyed at my previous performance. Ares was going to make me run drills when he saw my fight, I knew it.
"Ah, child. Someone truly ruined you," Foom said, shaking his head. He blocked a kick with his left leg, grabbed a wrist before a fist could land in his ribs, then chopped the Way Bad in the throat. "All rage and hatred. That is no state for you to be in. For any being to be in. A feral child, unable to even speak. Where are your kin?"
"She was cloned," I said helpfully.
Foom looked over at me. For a moment, he looked shocked. Then his eyes lit with rage.
When the Way Bad, still coughing from his neck chop, came at him with a screech, he looked at her. Her arms were wide, teeth bared.
"SCREEEEEEE-"
There was a blur. A sound like meat getting smashed by a baseball bat. A few windows cracked. And Foom was lifting the Way Bad into his arms in a bridal carry.
"What the-" I mumbled. That had been so
fast! Like watching Pietro or Fasttrack move a little slower than normal. Likely it was a lot slower than I thought, but he'd still moved really damn quick for such a big bering.
"The irresponsibility of parents," Foom looked down at her sadly, shaking his head. He looked down at Way Bad. She was so small compared to him. Compared to me as well, really. He sighed, hefting her. "It makes an old fool like me… well. Enough of the past I suppose."
He looked at me. "I will be taking this one into custody. See if I can teach her how to become more than an animal."
"Do you really think you can?" I asked, walking until I had a close look at the Way Bad.
"Rehabilitating anyone is a tough prospect. Her… well, her DNA might be a mess. Her mind, the way Dr. Psychobos created her and her 'siblings', might make her unable to even function as a normal person. She was made from the DNA of this species," I patted my chest.
"To be a weapon."
"Is that so," Foom chuckled. "Well. A weapon is a noble thing, in the right circumstances. I will see if I can give her that."
His wings rose into the sky, spreading their shadows across the city. With a massive beat that somehow left the city around us undisturbed, he lifted into the sky, leaving me behind.
"Well," I looked up in the sky, watching a dragon take off with a kaiju woman in his arms.
"Still not the weirdest thing I've seen."
With that, I turned and ran to join the others, who I hoped also got magical help with their battles.