The Shadow Banker.
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pfffffffffffffffffffffft.

The Shadow Broker called, Torroar. He said the next meeting of Shadowy Galaxy Influencing Individuals is on Thursday, and its traditional for the new guy to bring dessert.
 
The Shadow Broker called, Torroar. He said the next meeting of Shadowy Galaxy Influencing Individuals is on Thursday, and its traditional for the new guy to bring dessert.

If he brings anything, it'll be humble pie.

. . . You know, I kind of want to see that. Here's hoping next universe (if he can transit universes) is Mass Effect.
 
The Shadow Banker.
...
...
pfffffffffffffffffffffft.

The Shadow Broker called, Torroar. He said the next meeting of Shadowy Galaxy Influencing Individuals is on Thursday, and its traditional for the new guy to bring dessert.

Nobody said that the common folk were great at coming up with names. :lol

The Hutt Cartels and Zann have a far more colorful - read: vulgar - series of names they call him.
 
...Is anyone else honestly expecting an update everytime they click on this thread in their Watched Threads list? Cause I swear, I'm subconsciously expecting a new update every time. It's like the awesome mirror equivalent of playing a zombie game, i.e. you know opening this door there's gonna be a zombie about to jump out at you, but where and when? Except in this thread, you're like "is Torroar gonna surprise me with an update AGAIN?!?" And most of the times, the answer is "YES!", if not "YES!" "YES!" "YES!" (cause there's three chapters now).

hmmm. "Messages have been posted since you loaded this page. View them?" Torroar? Is that you?

*clicks on link* HOLY SHIT IT IS! ah, wait, not an update. ah well. *shrugs*
 
Man, this kinda makes me want to write my own PA story too.

And thus you discover the true power of a Progenitor Commander SI. von Neumann story prompt. The more you read, the more that are being written.

...In a remote forum thread, an Author writes an introduction chapter.
EDIT: with a thank you note to the authors who inspired your own response. Cause if we all have Progenitor Bullshit at our command, we might as well be polite to each other.
 
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You know what SI should have done? Fill those ships with vending machines, in fact, introduce the concept of the vending machine to the star wars universe.
 
"What is that?!"

"A vending machine."

"B-but why is it pumping out SSDs?!?"

"Its a vending machine."

"So my USD has something to hunt. SSDs for EVERYONE!!!"

Note: Somehow I've managed to quote something that's not there on my screen (the second bolded comment). Did I somehow grab an unedited version?
Nope, somehow I quoted an edited version that wasn't actually on my screen yet. Huh.
 
OK, it's 2:23 in the morning and I'm tired. Night.

I will note however that if people think I have a buffer or something I can just invite you to a gdoc so you can watch me write in real-time and stuff.

...I say as I'm falling asleep...well, it seems like a good idea now so it probably will in a few hours...right?
 
"So my USD has something to hunt. SSDs for EVERYONE!!!"

Note: Somehow I've managed to quote something that's not there on my screen (the second bolded comment). Did I somehow grab an unedited version?
Nope, somehow I quoted an edited version that wasn't actually on my screen yet. Huh.
Senpai Magic! :lol
OK, it's 2:23 in the morning and I'm tired. Night.

I will note however that if people think I have a buffer or something I can just invite you to a gdoc so you can watch me write in real-time and stuff.

...I say as I'm falling asleep...well, it seems like a good idea now so it probably will in a few hours...right?
Good night!
 
"What is that?!"

"A vending machine."

"B-but why is it pumping out SSDs?!?"

"Its a vending machine."

Later when everyone is just used to it.

Captured Imperial Admiral: "W What?"

"Yeah, I know, it costs an arm and a leg for the really top shelf stuff. It's a good thing my rank comes with a 50% discount. I don't know how I would be able to afford everything without it."

Captured Imperial: "b b bwa?"

"Hey, you're not looking too hot there. You need a soda or something? There's a Pepsi machine right down the hallway. I can get you one."
 
Later when everyone is just used to it.

Captured Imperial Admiral: "W What?"

"Yeah, I know, it costs an arm and a leg for the really top shelf stuff. It's a good thing my rank comes with a 50% discount. I don't know how I would be able to afford everything without it."

Captured Imperial: "b b bwa?"

"Hey, you're not looking too hot there. You need a soda or something? There's a Pepsi machine right down the hallway. I can get you one."

...yeah, all joking aside, I have no clue where this whole vending machine thing came from. I'm not understanding any included references, and if it's a joke, I'm not getting it.
I mean, It's like saying, "let's introduce toasters!" uh, ok, you...go ahead and do that??? :???:
 
The Shadow Banker.
...
...
pfffffffffffffffffffffft.

The Shadow Broker called, Torroar. He said the next meeting of Shadowy Galaxy Influencing Individuals is on Thursday, and its traditional for the new guy to bring dessert.
He described the mega dish as a flipping dish, so pancakes?

Also, Mr Trapped In A Fanfiction Factory Send Help, please get some sleep.
 
...yeah, all joking aside, I have no clue where this whole vending machine thing came from. I'm not understanding any included references, and if it's a joke, I'm not getting it.
I mean, It's like saying, "let's introduce toasters!" uh, ok, you...go ahead and do that??? :???:
It was started by @Ramble, with this post.
You know what SI should have done? Fill those ships with vending machines, in fact, introduce the concept of the vending machine to the star wars universe.
It escalated from there.

Edit: Added gif.
 
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He'll probably only sleep for 6 hours then either be right back at it or in his classes, then back to the chapters.
 
It was started by @Ramble, with this post.

It escalated from there.
Too tired to . gif, so will just say, you're missing the escalated quickly reference. 'Cause it went from vending machines in the vented SSDs, to vending machines vending SSDs.

...yeah, I know. Hell, I even added on to one of them. What I'm not getting is the original reference to vending machines, and was asking @Ramble why they brought it up. It seemed like a random thing to bring up, and was unsure if it was a reference to something else, or a joke that fell flat with me.
 
I expect Centerpoint station to be next on his list of super weapons to acquire.
 
I wonder if Torroar is going to start building ships for the rebels?

Edit: I was honestly surprised to see no additional updates when I read through the latest updates.:lol
 
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