The Shadow Broker called, Torroar. He said the next meeting of Shadowy Galaxy Influencing Individuals is on Thursday, and its traditional for the new guy to bring dessert.
Except the Shadow Wanker. Because fuuuck that guy.The Shadow Banker.
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The Shadow Broker called, Torroar. He said the next meeting of Shadowy Galaxy Influencing Individuals is on Thursday, and its traditional for the new guy to bring dessert.
The Shadow Banker.
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pfffffffffffffffffffffft.
The Shadow Broker called, Torroar. He said the next meeting of Shadowy Galaxy Influencing Individuals is on Thursday, and its traditional for the new guy to bring dessert.
"What is that?!"You know what SI should have done? Fill those ships with vending machines, in fact, introduce the concept of the vending machine to the star wars universe.
"What is that?!"
"A vending machine."
"B-but why is it pumping out SSDs?!?"
"Its a vending machine."
Senpai Magic! :lol"So my USD has something to hunt. SSDs for EVERYONE!!!"
Note:Somehow I've managed to quote something that's not there on my screen (the second bolded comment). Did I somehow grab an unedited version?
Nope, somehow I quoted an edited version that wasn't actually on my screen yet. Huh.
Good night!OK, it's 2:23 in the morning and I'm tired. Night.
I will note however that if people think I have a buffer or something I can just invite you to a gdoc so you can watch me write in real-time and stuff.
...I say as I'm falling asleep...well, it seems like a good idea now so it probably will in a few hours...right?
"What is that?!"
"A vending machine."
"B-but why is it pumping out SSDs?!?"
"Its a vending machine."
Later when everyone is just used to it.
Captured Imperial Admiral: "W What?"
"Yeah, I know, it costs an arm and a leg for the really top shelf stuff. It's a good thing my rank comes with a 50% discount. I don't know how I would be able to afford everything without it."
Captured Imperial: "b b bwa?"
"Hey, you're not looking too hot there. You need a soda or something? There's a Pepsi machine right down the hallway. I can get you one."
He described the mega dish as a flipping dish, so pancakes?The Shadow Banker.
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The Shadow Broker called, Torroar. He said the next meeting of Shadowy Galaxy Influencing Individuals is on Thursday, and its traditional for the new guy to bring dessert.
It was started by @Ramble, with this post....yeah, all joking aside, I have no clue where this whole vending machine thing came from. I'm not understanding any included references, and if it's a joke, I'm not getting it.
I mean, It's like saying, "let's introduce toasters!" uh, ok, you...go ahead and do that???
It escalated from there.You know what SI should have done? Fill those ships with vending machines, in fact, introduce the concept of the vending machine to the star wars universe.
Too tired to . gif, so will just say, you're missing the escalated quickly reference. 'Cause it went from vending machines in the vented SSDs, to vending machines vending SSDs.
Too tired to . gif, so will just say, you're missing the escalated quickly reference. 'Cause it went from vending machines in the vented SSDs, to vending machines vending SSDs.
You know what SI should have done? Fill those ships with vending machines, in fact, introduce the concept of the vending machine to the star wars universe.
I really like the interludes and reactions of people that are affected by the actions of the SI.The Hutt Cartels and Zann have a far more colorful - read: vulgar - series of names they call him.
I wonder if Torroar is going to start building ships for the rebels?
Edit: I was honestly surprised to see no additional updates when I read through the latest updates.:lol
I was making a joke.I told you guys. Updates will be slower now that it's not the weekend. There's just nothing I can do about that