Ridiculously Average Guy
I'm you, but stronger
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[X] Wear the Black Knight's Togs, and wield his sword
[X] Stay - Oscar and the Chainmail have things to say
[X] Stay - Oscar and the Chainmail have things to say
I learned a new word today!
I live to serve.
Oi! What about Rhea of Thorolund, the barrel Pyromancer, the Fair Lady, Solaire of Motherfucking Astora, Poor ol' Priscilla, the firelink firekeeper, and the eternally polite but lovably bumbling Siegmeyer of Catalena?To be fair, if we kill people just for being douches, that leaves only Oscar and Sieglinde. And maybe Ingward. Maybe.
Who's Moss Bitch? The Crestfallen Warrior? Is that his nickname these days?On that note, can we kill Moss Bitch? I really want to kill Moss Bitch.
I can't imagine why she would react that way to her murderer.Yeah, she kind of flips out screaming at you if you try to kill her.
Yeah, hollows are crazy. All of them.
He just keeps killing you until he gets bored again.[X] Punch the Chainmail dude in the dick, until he agrees to help you two out. Yay for bullying!
> Punches a Black Knight to death in four tries.
Yes. You do have the shield.did we have the black knight's shield as well? The update kinda implies that we did.
Excellent. That shield is one of the best shields in the game.Yes. You do have the shield.
The Chosen Undead didn't put it on... because everybody voted for the togs and sword but not the shield.