Dark Souls: Low Budget Quest [DROPPED]

To be fair, if we kill people just for being douches, that leaves only Oscar and Sieglinde. And maybe Ingward. Maybe.
Oi! What about Rhea of Thorolund, the barrel Pyromancer, the Fair Lady, Solaire of Motherfucking Astora, Poor ol' Priscilla, the firelink firekeeper, and the eternally polite but lovably bumbling Siegmeyer of Catalena?
 
If we're using the Crestfallen Warrior as a baseline of "acceptable to kill", then anyone who is somewhat unpleasant to deal with or unhelpful falls under the killable category. Although yeah, Laurentius and Priscilla should be fine. Only need to save Laurentius once and both of them are pretty helpful. The Fair Lady, we'd need a special ring to even understand what she's saying, which we wouldn't even know beforehand. And she keeps Eingyi around, and it sounds like he's responsible for Blighttown being poisonous. Which is worse than anything the CW does. The others are nice, but do end up needing you to save them several times, which I can see irritating someone who'd kill someone for being annoying to them. I'm fine with them. If we were going by how I felt about them, Ingward would be definitely safe instead of maybe.
 
I'm impressed. We killed a Black Knight in 4 tries with no weapons or armor.

Heh. That's top-tier shit right there. It would take me more than 30 tries to do that with a starting char.

EDIT: On that note, can we kill Moss Bitch? I really want to kill Moss Bitch. And why isn't Andre on the don't kill list?
 
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[X] Wear the Black Knight's Togs, and wield his sword
[X] Stay - Oscar and the Chainmail have things to say
No. of votes: 3
Skewfiend, Bondo, Ridiculously Average Guy

[X] Now we wear the Black Knight pants!
[X] Leave - Let's go somewhere more exciting.
-[X] Cliff Walkway - Leads to a cliff somewhere?
No. of votes: 1
Cornix Argentus

[X] Leave - Let's go somewhere more exciting.
-[X] Ruins - That looks like a church?
No. of votes: 1
Mortifer

[X] stay
--[X] upon learning that chainmail man is a complete douche bag murdering that son of a bitch
No. of votes: 1
hcvquizibo
 
...Am I imagining things or did the image of the Peculiar Doll get bloated and the picture of the Crestfallen Warrior get smaller (not that I mind for this one)? :???:
 
[X] Wear the Black Knight's Togs, and wield his sword
[X] Stay - Oscar and the Chainmail have things to say


You quickly put on the Black Knight's equipment, except the shield, and listened into the conversation.


Chainmail Man: "Let me guess, you two are here for the Fate Of The Undead, aye?"

Oscar: "Indeed. How did you know?"

Chainmail Man: "I've seen it too many times to count, hopeful chaps like you searching for salvation... Which you'll find none of here, I must say... You two would have done better to rot away at the asylum... But, well, since you're already here, I'll help you poor fellows out. There are actually two Bells Of Awakening."

Oscar: "Two?"

Chainmail Man: "Aye, two. Now stop interrupting and let me finish, hmm? ...Let's see..." The Chainmail Man nudged his head towards the cliff-walkway. "That way leads to a waterway that'll give you entrance into the Undead Burg. From there, keep moving up and you'll find one of the bells up-above in the Undead Church; the other is far, far below in the ruins at the base of Blighttown. Not much to go on, I'm sure, but that won't stop you go-getters, will it, hmm?"

Oscar: "Thank you for the information."


You and Oscar walked away.

Oscar: "The Undead Church and Blighttown... Well, which Bell do you think we should ring first?"

[ ] Undead Church
[ ] Blighttown
[ ] Nope - You got interrupted by the Giant Crow but you don't have any plans to ring the bells. Time to split from Oscar here.


Do you want to go later?

[ ] Explore - First, let's go somewhere more exciting.
-[ ] Ruins - That looks like a church?
-[ ] Cliff Walkway - Leads to a cliff somewhere?
-[ ] Stairway - Leads down somewhere?


Or do you have some other plan in mind?

[ ] Write-In - What do?
 
[X] Undead Church
[X] Explore - First, let's go somewhere more exciting.
-[X] Ruins - That looks like a church?
 
[X] Blighttown
[X] explore
-[X] cliff walkway
[X] equip BK shield if we have it.

@Shintouyu did we have the black knight's shield as well? The update kinda implies that we did.
 
[X] Blighttown
[X] explore
-[X] cliff walkway
[X] equip BK shield if we have it.
 
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